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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:4118713D.24387321@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> >



> >



> > "Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:



> >



> > > On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 08:14:39 +0000



> > > SFA <bat_outa_hell@velo.com> wrote:



> > >



> > > > Cybe R. Wizard typed::



> > > > > On Mon, 26 Jan 2004 02:57:38 GMT



> > > > > "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote:



> > > > >



> > > > >



> > > > >>On 26 Jan 2004 02:21:13 GMT



> > > > >>johnnaishwerner@aol.com (Johnnaishwerner) wrote:



> > > > >>



> > > > >>>Did you hear about the furniture maker who sent his daughter


to


> > > > >>>finishing school?



> > > > >>



> > > > >>He was hoping she would varnish for good.



> > > > >>



> > > > >>Cybe R. Wizard



> > > > >



> > > > > He never expected that she'd lacquer requirements, even though


her


> > > > > name was Lindsey Doyle. Plus, at her interview, she rubbed


the


> > > > > board wrong, a permanent stain on the family name.



> > > > >



> > > > > Cybe R. Wizard



> > > > >



> > > > Better stop before you go completely against the grain, Cybe.



> > >



> > > > SFA.



> > >



> > > Greetings and salutations! Did you come to steel? Wool you stay?



> >



> > Steel Wool: Comes from iron sheep.



>



> And a mixture of aluminum powder and iron oxide comes from Thermit the


Frog!

Thermit: A hot glove.

 
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