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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:4129B62D.26EB3CD9@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> >



> >



> > David Simpson wrote:



> >



> > > On 10 Feb 2004 22:14:11 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"



> > > <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> typed furiously:



> > >



> > > >



> > > >So then, David Simpson turns to the guy and says:



> > > >>



> > > >>>>>New South Wales is good. Milt could suspend himself there.



> > > >>>Can I fly there on that virgin airline?



> > > >>No, it's already been raped. Quant, as in Mary, did the dirty.



> > > >>>>Noooooo! We'll let you keep him in the manner to which he


would like


> > > >>>>to become accustomed.



> > > >>>I could get accustomed to flying around with virgins. I might


even


> get



> > > >>>my wollon gonged.



> > > >>>



> > > >>That would be a pain in the **** as they pricked it with the


pin.


> > > >



> > > >Well that's it for my Oz material. Would you mind moving to New


Jersey?


> > > >



> > > Yes. I would mind.



> >



> > Minding: Brain bell.



>



> Twit! Get out your Graze Anna Tommy!!



>



> It's the Cerebellum!



>



> And the part of your brain that comes from Birmingham is the Cerebrum!


Alhambra: Pig breast coverings belonging to Gore.

Emu: Sound of an Internet Cow.

Emu: Internet subatomic particle.

Ebay: Where computers swim.

Icing: Downloaded Internet songs.

Jading: A flying blue bell.

 
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