Pheonix791989
New member
this is a song my sister made up, it was so funny but we actually worked together on the last part I hope ya'll get a laugh out of it.
on the first day after christmas
my true love and I had a fight.
Then I chopped the pear tree down
and burnt it out of spite.
And with a single cartrage,
I shot the blasted parterige.
My true love,
I hate you love....
on the seccond day after christmas,
I put on the rubber gloves,
and then I gently rung the neck
of the two turtle doves.
on the third day after christmas,
my mother caught the flu
then I took the three french hens
and made them into soup.
the four calling birds were a big mistake,
for their language was obsene.
and the five golden rings were compleatly fake,
and turned my fingers greeen.
The six geese a laying wouldnt lay,
so then I gave the whole darn gaggle to
the ASPCA
Seven of the swimming swans had drowned,
so down the in the lake
they couldnt be found.
on the eighth day after christmas
before they could suspect,
I packed up the.....
eight maids a milking
nine ladies dancing
ten lords a leaping
eleven pipers pipping
twelve drummers drumming....
well actualy I kept one of the drummers (XD)
My true love and I
are we no more.
so what do you think?
on the first day after christmas
my true love and I had a fight.
Then I chopped the pear tree down
and burnt it out of spite.
And with a single cartrage,
I shot the blasted parterige.
My true love,
I hate you love....
on the seccond day after christmas,
I put on the rubber gloves,
and then I gently rung the neck
of the two turtle doves.
on the third day after christmas,
my mother caught the flu
then I took the three french hens
and made them into soup.
the four calling birds were a big mistake,
for their language was obsene.
and the five golden rings were compleatly fake,
and turned my fingers greeen.
The six geese a laying wouldnt lay,
so then I gave the whole darn gaggle to
the ASPCA
Seven of the swimming swans had drowned,
so down the in the lake
they couldnt be found.
on the eighth day after christmas
before they could suspect,
I packed up the.....
eight maids a milking
nine ladies dancing
ten lords a leaping
eleven pipers pipping
twelve drummers drumming....
well actualy I kept one of the drummers (XD)
My true love and I
are we no more.
so what do you think?
