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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:40EBA234.85D86956@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> >



> >



> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:



> >



> > > On 7 Jun 2004 11:20:15 GMT, Hauke Reddmann <fc3a501@uni-hamburg.de>



> found



> > > these unused words floating about:



> > >



> > > >2020 the time machine was invented. Of course, its



> > > >functioning was tested with an animal first, like



> > > >in rocket science. Thus we experienced the first REAL



> > > >two-timing *****.



> > >



> > > I've heard that some meet themselves coming and going ...



> > > would this be a prime ape sample?



> >



> > Primates: Spouses #2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43,



> > 47,



> > 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, 97, etc....



>



> Not unusual.



>



> There was a confused bullfrighter once whose mother came from Spain and his



> father came from Israel.



>



> That's why he was so confused. He didn't know if he was Carmen or Cohen!


Carmen: Men who rave about autos.

Cohen: Female chicken cooperative.

 
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