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Tim Bruening

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James King wrote:


> In article <0n3oe01shc6co0mtl3ohh81kmgsqlh6l6g@4ax.com>,



> J. A. Mc. <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote:



>



> > On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 13:25:06 GMT, James King <jlking3@ix.netcom.com> found



> > these unused words floating about:



> >



> > >In article <shqne0t9s2kor2bja4erbqht1e9fl0ul1e@4ax.com>,



> > > Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote:



> > >



> > >> On 7 Jul 2004 00:31:18 -0700,
tsbrueni@dcn.davis.ca.us (Tim Bruening)


> > >> wrote:



> > >>



> > >> >"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message



> > >> >news:<10eg61peobv1td6@corp.supernews.com>...



> > >> >> Dougal wrote:



> > >>



> > >> >> > The Greatest Man Ever - 24293 posts (and counting) of such idiotic



> > >> >> > conversation you could almost swear you were in Warsaw.



> > >> >>



> > >> >> Like we can't swear no matter where we are.



> > >> >



> > >> >Now it's at 24,428.



> > >>



> > >> Would you swear to that?



> > >



> > >Hmmm ... seems like an Olympic event: sportswear.



> >



> > Shhhh ... that's bejing saved for the Chinese Olympunics.



>



> Jeff Craine here at the Olympunics, let's go to Bart for the play by



> play:



>



> "Well, Craine, it seems like the Russian team's speeding through the



> event, but the team from Greece seems to be slipping. The team from



> Wales seems to be crying, and the team from Tibet was disqualified for



> gambling. The team from Kenya keeps asking others for help, and the team



> from Germany has a leg joint injury which will require antibiotics. Back



> to you, Craine."


Does the Swedish team have a sweet tooth?

The team from Iran is leading in all the foot races.

Napoleon: Sleeping dictator.

 
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