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wez - Ohhhh, wezley and I would definitely go to a Vikings game together!

 

IWS - I want IWS to teach me how to shoot a gun! Then I would spend the rest of the day admiring his glorious side boob.

 

hugo - First I'd have to punch him in the face for having a polar bear skin rug in front of the fireplace. After that, I'd call a truce PezBo style by bringing him a case of Shiner and before the evening was over I'd be his favorite fatso again.

 

RaE - Hot, fat, stinky armpit sex ALL DAY LONG!!!!!

 

eddo - We'd start out by admiring one another's GMC's. Then we'd go to a corn field maze! Then I'd make eddo a fruit pizza and sit and sweat while he complained about how chilly it is and cry.

 

hack - We would get SO BAKED!!!!!!!

 

RoyalOrleans - We'd watch obscure 70's movies. Then I'd make him sit in his recliner while I sat at his feet and force him to tell me stories until he passed out from exhaustion and his lips fell off. (P.S. I would wear my Vikings jersey)

 

Old Salt - We would drink fine, exotic liquor and I'd make him show me his photo albums from days gone by. I'd enjoy that!

 

TJ - My best guess is I would wind up banging on RO's door at 2:14 am covered in blood and begging him to smuggle me into Mexico under the veil of darkness to escape the Feds.

 

snafu - Fishing! Definitely fishing. And he could play his Kelly Clarkson cd's, too.

 

Builder - I don't know Builder, but the idea of hanging out on the beach in Australia sounds intriguing!

 

Bender - I'd make him teach me some of his top secret recipes. Then we'd talk about politics over drinks because I think his views are interesting.

 

Cloaked - We'd try to take over the e-world before eddo destroys teh internets all together.

 

emkay, mercury, chi, Tori, Anna, keth, atlantic, MrsK, TheJenn - We would take that much needed spa day together. Hair, waxing, nails, anal bleaching, massage, pedicures, champagne and fancy hors d'oeuvres would take up the majority of our afternoon. Then we'd get all dolled up and go see the male strippers together that evening and act like a bunch of oversexed hooligans. We deserve it!

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The way things are going lately, I should probably spend that 24 hours keeping my distance from everyone, hole up at home and tell y'all I was sick & couldn't make it.

 

A day at the spa sounds nice, though... 24 hour mud mask under multiple layers of some crud that will crack and ruin the entire effect if I move my face even a tiny bit.

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The way things are going lately, I should probably spend that 24 hours keeping my distance from everyone, hole up at home and tell y'all I was sick & couldn't make it.

 

A day at the spa sounds nice, though... 24 hour mud mask under multiple layers of some crud that will crack and ruin the entire effect if I move my face even a tiny bit.

 

Merc, that reply makes me sad for you. I hope things get better and brighter in your world. :(

 

I can relate completely, however. My inspiration/give a damn well is bone dry, too.

 

I've got nothing left to give at the moment.

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I'm sure everything will be fine.... I'm just trying to hold on until I can allow myself the break down I've earned (Wednesday is party day! LOL)

 

My head is spinning with kid BS that I feel totally overwhelmed with and out of my element handling on my own.

 

There's a reason a kid should have 2 parents present in their life.... one set of eyes and ears is not enough for one kid, let alone 3 of them.

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emkay, mercury, chi, Tori, Anna, keth, atlantic, MrsK, TheJenn - We would take that much needed spa day together. Hair, waxing, nails, anal bleaching, massage, pedicures, champagne and fancy hors d'oeuvres would take up the majority of our afternoon. Then we'd get all dolled up and go see the male strippers together that evening and act like a bunch of oversexed hooligans. We deserve it!

 

Hell. Yes.

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Snaff, Dude... I would love to visit you. Alaska is the one place in the States I have ever longed to be. fishing, crabbing, smoking the catch of the day.

 

Hay Canada is just as good. Like I told Emkay once, Canada should'a bought Alaska. :p

 

You've got some killer good lakes.

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller

 

NEVER FORGOTTEN

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