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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message


> news:44d85c0f$0$15916$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...


> > nemo wrote:


> > > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message


> > > news:44d7cec2$0$15888$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...


> > >> nemo wrote:


> > >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > >> > news:44D6E522.7C6BA988@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > >> >>


> > >> >>


> > >> >> nemo wrote:


> > >> >>


> > >> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > >> >> > news:42523F6A.E60030ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > >> >> > >


> > >> >> > >


> > >> >> > > nemo wrote:


> > >> >> > >


> > >> >> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > >> >> > > > news:424D0708.FF9D1E49@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > >> >> > > > >


> > >> >> > > > > nemo wrote:


> > >> >> > > > >


> > >> >> > > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses


> sliding


> > > up


> > >> >> > > > and


> > >> >> > > > > down the


> > >> >> > > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear


> > > rated!


> > >> >> > > > >


> > >> >> > > > > Do you have any proof?


> > >> >> > > > >


> > >> >> > > > Nope. No no more.


> > >> >> > > >


> > >> >> > > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the Eric


> > > Sykes


> > >> >> > > > Scale


> > >> >> > > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning


> that


> > > the


> > >> >> > > > more you


> > >> >> > > > drink, the louder you get.


> > >> >> > >


> > >> >> > > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.


> > >> >> > >


> > >> >> > > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.


> > >> >> > >


> > >> >> > DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners


> always


> > >> > arrive


> > >> >> > at the police station!


> > >> >>


> > >> >> DOD: Military demon.


> > >> >


> > >> > DODI: Beloved female military demon.


> > >>


> > >> DODO: Leave demon.local now.


> > >


> > >


> > > You're the imp-perator there are you?


> >


> > We are all well-skilled in fire rm usage.


>


> Usage: A herb eaten by female sheep?

Usage: University of herbs?

 
N

nemo

Guest
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:492E600E.11FEF242@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


>


>


> nemo wrote:


>


> > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message


> > news:44d85c0f$0$15916$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...


> > > nemo wrote:


> > > > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message


> > > > news:44d7cec2$0$15888$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...


> > > >> nemo wrote:


> > > >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > >> > news:44D6E522.7C6BA988@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > >> >>


> > > >> >>


> > > >> >> nemo wrote:


> > > >> >>


> > > >> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > >> >> > news:42523F6A.E60030ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > >> >> > >


> > > >> >> > >


> > > >> >> > > nemo wrote:


> > > >> >> > >


> > > >> >> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in

message


> > > >> >> > > > news:424D0708.FF9D1E49@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > >> >> > > > >


> > > >> >> > > > > nemo wrote:


> > > >> >> > > > >


> > > >> >> > > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses


> > sliding


> > > > up


> > > >> >> > > > and


> > > >> >> > > > > down the


> > > >> >> > > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T.

rear


> > > > rated!


> > > >> >> > > > >


> > > >> >> > > > > Do you have any proof?


> > > >> >> > > > >


> > > >> >> > > > Nope. No no more.


> > > >> >> > > >


> > > >> >> > > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the

Eric


> > > > Sykes


> > > >> >> > > > Scale


> > > >> >> > > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning


> > that


> > > > the


> > > >> >> > > > more you


> > > >> >> > > > drink, the louder you get.


> > > >> >> > >


> > > >> >> > > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.


> > > >> >> > >


> > > >> >> > > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.


> > > >> >> > >


> > > >> >> > DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners


> > always


> > > >> > arrive


> > > >> >> > at the police station!


> > > >> >>


> > > >> >> DOD: Military demon.


> > > >> >


> > > >> > DODI: Beloved female military demon.

Dodi Li: My musical beloved female military demon. Nearly.


> > > >>


> > > >> DODO: Leave demon.local now.


> > > >


> > > >


> > > > You're the imp-perator there are you?


> > >


> > > We are all well-skilled in fire rm usage.


> >


> > Usage: A herb eaten by female sheep?


>


> Usage: University of herbs?

That's one herb. Mortar the point, were the students sage after they'd

finished their tuition?

Lunch in the Uni canteen: Chewition.

Mortar the point? Yers. The cracks between the bricks needed filling.

 
N

nemo

Guest
"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:492E600E.11FEF242@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


>


>


> nemo wrote:


>


> > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message


> > news:44d85c0f$0$15916$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...


> > > nemo wrote:


> > > > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message


> > > > news:44d7cec2$0$15888$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...


> > > >> nemo wrote:


> > > >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > >> > news:44D6E522.7C6BA988@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > >> >>


> > > >> >>


> > > >> >> nemo wrote:


> > > >> >>


> > > >> >> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > >> >> > news:42523F6A.E60030ED@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > >> >> > >


> > > >> >> > >


> > > >> >> > > nemo wrote:


> > > >> >> > >


> > > >> >> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in

message


> > > >> >> > > > news:424D0708.FF9D1E49@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > >> >> > > > >


> > > >> >> > > > > nemo wrote:


> > > >> >> > > > >


> > > >> >> > > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses


> > sliding


> > > > up


> > > >> >> > > > and


> > > >> >> > > > > down the


> > > >> >> > > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T.

rear


> > > > rated!


> > > >> >> > > > >


> > > >> >> > > > > Do you have any proof?


> > > >> >> > > > >


> > > >> >> > > > Nope. No no more.


> > > >> >> > > >


> > > >> >> > > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the

Eric


> > > > Sykes


> > > >> >> > > > Scale


> > > >> >> > > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning


> > that


> > > > the


> > > >> >> > > > more you


> > > >> >> > > > drink, the louder you get.


> > > >> >> > >


> > > >> >> > > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.


> > > >> >> > >


> > > >> >> > > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.


> > > >> >> > >


> > > >> >> > DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners


> > always


> > > >> > arrive


> > > >> >> > at the police station!


> > > >> >>


> > > >> >> DOD: Military demon.


> > > >> >


> > > >> > DODI: Beloved female military demon.


> > > >>


> > > >> DODO: Leave demon.local now.


> > > >


> > > >


> > > > You're the imp-perator there are you?


> > >


> > > We are all well-skilled in fire rm usage.


> >


> > Usage: A herb eaten by female sheep?


>


> Usage: University of herbs?

A missing Avenger: Tara gone!

A fawlty hotel manager: Basil.

"Who's been eating my borage" as I said when I noticed that my balcony

garden had suffered a nasty attack of the squirrels!

To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . .

Nemoel, Nemoel,

Nemoel, Nemoel,

On Pension Credit and doing quite well!

 
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