27/11 Puns

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> news:44D6E8B8.5F687C3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> > nemo wrote:


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> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > news:44CF20A3.5F0A7DCF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> > > > nemo wrote:


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> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > > news:3F9196EE.891B7EF2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.


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> > > > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.


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> > > > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.


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> > > > Xerox: Draft animal that clones things.


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> > > Corona Wire: Part of a copier that produces fizzy drinks.


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> > T Street: Street with tea shops.


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> T Street: Buying a kid some sweets (candy), dangling em in front of im and


> then not giving im any!

U Street: Street of higher education.

V Street: Street of vampires.

W Street: Where the President lives.

X Street: Street of aliens.

D Street: Street of dreams.

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:492E6015.AB0EB754@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> nemo wrote:


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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > news:44D6E8B8.5F687C3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> > > nemo wrote:


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> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > news:44CF20A3.5F0A7DCF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> > > > > nemo wrote:


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> > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > > > news:3F9196EE.891B7EF2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > > > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.


> > > > > > >


> > > > > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.


> > > > >


> > > > > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.


> > > > >


> > > > > Xerox: Draft animal that clones things.


> > > >


> > > > Corona Wire: Part of a copier that produces fizzy drinks.


> > >


> > > T Street: Street with tea shops.


> > >


> > T Street: Buying a kid some sweets (candy), dangling em in front of im

and


> > then not giving im any!


>


> U Street: Street of higher education.


>


> V Street: Street of vampires.


>


> W Street: Where the President lives.


>


> X Street: Street of aliens.


>


> D Street: Street of dreams.

A Street: The Street of a Thousand Ar . . . . Ar . . . . Artisans!"

(Clean version!)

 

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> news:492E6015.AB0EB754@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> >


> > nemo wrote:


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> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > news:44D6E8B8.5F687C3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> > > >


> > > > nemo wrote:


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> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > > news:44CF20A3.5F0A7DCF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > > > >


> > > > > > nemo wrote:


> > > > > >


> > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > > > > news:3F9196EE.891B7EF2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > > > > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.


> > > > > > > >


> > > > > > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.


> > > > > >


> > > > > > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.


> > > > > >


> > > > > > Xerox: Draft animal that clones things.


> > > > >


> > > > > Corona Wire: Part of a copier that produces fizzy drinks.


> > > >


> > > > T Street: Street with tea shops.


> > > >


> > > T Street: Buying a kid some sweets (candy), dangling em in front of im


> and


> > > then not giving im any!


> >


> > U Street: Street of higher education.


> >


> > V Street: Street of vampires.


> >


> > W Street: Where the President lives.


> >


> > X Street: Street of aliens.


> >


> > D Street: Street of dreams.


>


> A Street: The Street of a Thousand Ar . . . . Ar . . . . Artisans!"


> (Clean version!)

Y Street: Street of questions.

Z Street: Street of zebras and zombies.

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> nemo wrote:


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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > news:492E6015.AB0EB754@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > >


> > >


> > > nemo wrote:


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> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > news:44D6E8B8.5F687C3@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> > > > >


> > > > > nemo wrote:


> > > > >


> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > > > news:44CF20A3.5F0A7DCF@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> > > > > > > nemo wrote:


> > > > > > >


> > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > > > > > news:3F9196EE.891B7EF2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > > > > > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.


> > > > > > > > >


> > > > > > > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.


> > > > > > >


> > > > > > > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.


> > > > > > >


> > > > > > > Xerox: Draft animal that clones things.


> > > > > >


> > > > > > Corona Wire: Part of a copier that produces fizzy drinks.


> > > > >


> > > > > T Street: Street with tea shops.


> > > > >


> > > > T Street: Buying a kid some sweets (candy), dangling em in front of

im


> > and


> > > > then not giving im any!


> > >


> > > U Street: Street of higher education.


> > >


> > > V Street: Street of vampires.


> > >


> > > W Street: Where the President lives.


> > >


> > > X Street: Street of aliens.


> > >


> > > D Street: Street of dreams.


> >


> > A Street: The Street of a Thousand Ar . . . . Ar . . . . Artisans!"


> > (Clean version!)


>


> Y Street: Street of questions.


>


> Z Street: Street of zebras and zombies.


>

Chester Le Street: Village with one road, a deputy sheriff with a limp and

lots of women with big ****!

A limp what, with all those women about?