28/11 Puns

[Tim Bruening]

Happen: A writing device that causes events.

Harden: A home for funny tough lions.

Narrow: A line of thin things.

Oden: Home for fat Norse lions.

Sudden: Instant lion home.

Widen: Home for fat lions.

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> Happen: A writing device that causes events.


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> Harden: A home for funny tough lions.


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> Narrow: A line of thin things.


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> Oden: Home for fat Norse lions.


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> Sudden: Instant lion home.


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> Widen: Home for fat lions.

Narrow: A thin line of idiots.

Suet Pudden: A home for Spotted *****!

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> Happen: A writing device that causes events.


>


> Harden: A home for funny tough lions.


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> Narrow: A line of thin things.

. . . or idiots already!


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> Oden: Home for fat Norse lions.


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> Sudden: Instant lion home.

. . or a lion's bathroom.


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> Widen: Home for fat lions.

Fat lions with fat loins?

To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . .

Nemoel, Nemoel,

Nemoel, Nemoel,

On Pension Credit and doing quite well!