28/11 Puns

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Tim Bruening

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Alien-Nate: E.T. man who ticks people off.

Allo-Kate: Woman who helps the 2000 Democratic Presidential candidate

move.

Chas-Ten: To follow 10 people.

Cler-Rick: A Muslim Imam with a strange name.

Confis-Kate: Woman who removes contraband, including water bottles,

shampoo, chapstick, shoe inserts, etc.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> Alien-Nate: E.T. man who ticks people off.



>



> Allo-Kate: Woman who helps the 2000 Democratic Presidential candidate



> move.



>



> Chas-Ten: To follow 10 people.



>



> Cler-Rick: A Muslim Imam with a strange name.



>



> Confis-Kate: Woman who removes contraband, including water bottles,



> shampoo, chapstick, shoe inserts, etc.


There's an ad on LBC by HM's Custard and Exercise warning people it's

illegal to bring meat products into the country from outside the EEC, with

the inevitable little female customs officer asking some poor sod, "Are

these your sausages sir?"

Seenaz she's just found em in eez case, who the **** does she think they

belong to?

He should answer: "No. They're not mine. The Starship Enterprise must have

just beamed them down into my case as a sick practickle joke."

I'd love to see the eggs pression on the little cow's face!

 
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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:4930D388.5C21E5F8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> >



> > Alien-Nate: E.T. man who ticks people off.



> >



> > Allo-Kate: Woman who helps the 2000 Democratic Presidential candidate



> > move.



> >



> > Chas-Ten: To follow 10 people.



> >



> > Cler-Rick: A Muslim Imam with a strange name.



> >



> > Confis-Kate: Woman who removes contraband, including water bottles,



> > shampoo, chapstick, shoe inserts, etc.



>



> There's an ad on LBC by HM's Custard and Exercise warning people it's



> illegal to bring meat products into the country from outside the EEC, with



> the inevitable little female customs officer asking some poor sod, "Are



> these your sausages sir?"


This means that non-EEC meat can't be imported into the EEC! Isn't that

against the WTO?

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> nemo wrote:



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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:4930D388.5C21E5F8@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > >



> > > Alien-Nate: E.T. man who ticks people off.



> > >



> > > Allo-Kate: Woman who helps the 2000 Democratic Presidential candidate



> > > move.



> > >



> > > Chas-Ten: To follow 10 people.



> > >



> > > Cler-Rick: A Muslim Imam with a strange name.



> > >



> > > Confis-Kate: Woman who removes contraband, including water bottles,



> > > shampoo, chapstick, shoe inserts, etc.



> >



> > There's an ad on LBC by HM's Custard and Exercise warning people it's



> > illegal to bring meat products into the country from outside the EEC,


with


> > the inevitable little female customs officer asking some poor sod, "Are



> > these your sausages sir?"



>



> This means that non-EEC meat can't be imported into the EEC! Isn't that



> against the WTO?



>


The Custome occiffer in thatg ad said, "It's illegal to bring meat products

into the country from outside the EEC." The UK is part of the EEC.

Quid ear rat demon's tandum:

A bicycle costing ?1 for carrying two infernal beings, and with two pairs of

auricular equipment (pinn? fore) attached to the handlebars from large ill

rodents.

 
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