3 December Puns

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42EB0373.34C645E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Kathy wrote:
> >
> > > "J. A. Mc." <jaSPAMc@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > news:qt6e00l669bml2egs6r2ljmqqu1kuksa59@4ax.com...
> > > > On Fri, 16 Jan 2004 11:14:52 +1300, "Gillian V"
<gillianv@xtra.co.nz>
> > > found
> > > > these unused words floating about:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > > >news:iryNb.18006$Es.6494@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > >> A man turns up for a very posh and stuffy fance dress ball at
the
> > > > >Dorchester
> > > > >> Hotel stark naked exept for being festooned with jump-leads.
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The doorman at first refuses to let him in, until he shows
his
> > > invitation
> > > > >> and then he lets him in reluctantly. As the man walks into
the hall
> the
> > > > >> doorman shouts after him, "Fair enough! I've let you in - but
don't
> you
> > > > >> start anything!!"
> > > > >>
> > > > >>
> > > >
> > >
>
>http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/features/dictionary/DictionaryResults.aspx?re

> > > f
> > > > >> id=1861692756
> > > > >
> > > > >Like assault and battery?
> > > > >
> > > > Whadda you expect with a clipped joint?
> > > >
> > > Wonder what motorvated him to do it.
> >
> > A desire to be stimulating?
>
> Do the batteries that go in vibrators have that desire??

Vibrator: Shaking mountain top.