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<a href=http://www.capsteps.com/sounds/irsguys.mp3>When I.R.S. Guys Are
Smilin' </a>
<font size=5 color=blue>Fred Thompson leaped to third place among GOP
candidates Friday. In the movies he's played an admiral, White House chief
of staff, CIA Director, a general and a president. Fred Thompson has got
more than an impressive resume, he's got a demo reel.
<font size=5 color=blue>Barack Obama appeared on the Late Show with David
Letterman Monday. He's now only six points behind Hillary in the polls and
just a million dollars behind her in money. Hillary Clinton's only hope is
that Don Imus will kill him for pursuing a white woman.
<font size=5 color=blue>Baghdad protesters burned the American flag Monday
and demanded that U.S. troops end their occupation of Iraq. Now the troop
surge begins. As soon as somebody burns an American flag, the American Civil
Liberties Union always sends in an army of lawyers.
<font size=5 color=blue>Iran's president Ahmad Ahmedinejad announced Monday
that Iran has vastly increased its number of centrifuges and nuclear
capability. Look on the bright side. If they have a catastrophic nuclear
accident it will save Israel's air force the jet fuel.
<font size=5 color=blue>Variety reported a surge of support for Barack Obama
in Hollywood. However, the comedians are all for Hillary. Our mouths water
at the thought of the material we would get from eight years of Bill Clinton
in the White House with time on his hands.
<font size=5 color=blue>Bill and Hillary Clinton enjoyed a private lunch
Saturday with Dominican Republic President Leonel Fernandez. They dined at a
private estate amid heavy security. The president is running for an
unprecedented third term, and so is the Dominican guy.
<font size=5 color=blue>Rudy Giuliani campaigned for president in Alabama on
Wednesday and he stood by a state's right to fly the Confederate flag. And
why not? When you've sat across a courtroom from John Gotti and thrown him
in jail, Al Sharpton's not going to scare you.
<font size=5 color=blue>The White House admitted on Wednesday that e-mails
about official business in Karl Rove's office were erased. The deleted
e-mails were sent on Republican Party accounts instead of White House
accounts to avoid a law that requires preservation of government records. It
doesn't clog up the landfills like Hillary's shredder did for eight years.
<font size=5 color=blue> - - Argus Hamilton
<font size=5 color=blue>"Hillary Clinton has announced she's going to meet
with Rutgers women's basketball team. Haven't these women suffered enough?"
<font size=5 color=blue>"Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards, as
well as a number of other Democratic candidates, say they will not
participate in a presidential debate next month because the debate is on Fox
News. And Fox News is biased. How are you going to stand up to terrorists
when you're afraid of Fox news?"
<font size=5 color=blue>- Leno
<font size=5 color=blue>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out
golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the
green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "ribbit
9 iron."
<font size=5 color=blue>The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again,
he hears, "ribbit 9 iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the
frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
<font size=5 color=blue>Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is
shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog,
eh?" The frog replies, "ribbit lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.
<font size=5 color=blue>"What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3
wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, & Boom! Hole in one. The man is
befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man
golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to
next?" The frog replies, "ribbit Las Vegas."
<font size=5 color=blue>They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now
what?" The frog says, "ribbit roulette." Upon approaching the roulette
table, the man
asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "ribbit $3000,
black 6."
<font size=5 color=blue>Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after
the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes
sliding back across the table.
<font size=5 color=blue>The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in
the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay
you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
<font size=5 color=blue>The frog replies, "ribbit kiss me." He figures why
not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the
frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
<font size=5 color=blue>"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in
my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
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<a href=http://www.capsteps.com/sounds/irsguys.mp3>When I.R.S. Guys Are
Smilin' </a>
<font size=5 color=blue>Fred Thompson leaped to third place among GOP
candidates Friday. In the movies he's played an admiral, White House chief
of staff, CIA Director, a general and a president. Fred Thompson has got
more than an impressive resume, he's got a demo reel.
<font size=5 color=blue>Barack Obama appeared on the Late Show with David
Letterman Monday. He's now only six points behind Hillary in the polls and
just a million dollars behind her in money. Hillary Clinton's only hope is
that Don Imus will kill him for pursuing a white woman.
<font size=5 color=blue>Baghdad protesters burned the American flag Monday
and demanded that U.S. troops end their occupation of Iraq. Now the troop
surge begins. As soon as somebody burns an American flag, the American Civil
Liberties Union always sends in an army of lawyers.
<font size=5 color=blue>Iran's president Ahmad Ahmedinejad announced Monday
that Iran has vastly increased its number of centrifuges and nuclear
capability. Look on the bright side. If they have a catastrophic nuclear
accident it will save Israel's air force the jet fuel.
<font size=5 color=blue>Variety reported a surge of support for Barack Obama
in Hollywood. However, the comedians are all for Hillary. Our mouths water
at the thought of the material we would get from eight years of Bill Clinton
in the White House with time on his hands.
<font size=5 color=blue>Bill and Hillary Clinton enjoyed a private lunch
Saturday with Dominican Republic President Leonel Fernandez. They dined at a
private estate amid heavy security. The president is running for an
unprecedented third term, and so is the Dominican guy.
<font size=5 color=blue>Rudy Giuliani campaigned for president in Alabama on
Wednesday and he stood by a state's right to fly the Confederate flag. And
why not? When you've sat across a courtroom from John Gotti and thrown him
in jail, Al Sharpton's not going to scare you.
<font size=5 color=blue>The White House admitted on Wednesday that e-mails
about official business in Karl Rove's office were erased. The deleted
e-mails were sent on Republican Party accounts instead of White House
accounts to avoid a law that requires preservation of government records. It
doesn't clog up the landfills like Hillary's shredder did for eight years.
<font size=5 color=blue> - - Argus Hamilton
<font size=5 color=blue>"Hillary Clinton has announced she's going to meet
with Rutgers women's basketball team. Haven't these women suffered enough?"
<font size=5 color=blue>"Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Edwards, as
well as a number of other Democratic candidates, say they will not
participate in a presidential debate next month because the debate is on Fox
News. And Fox News is biased. How are you going to stand up to terrorists
when you're afraid of Fox news?"
<font size=5 color=blue>- Leno
<font size=5 color=blue>A man takes the day off work and decides to go out
golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the
green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "ribbit
9 iron."
<font size=5 color=blue>The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again,
he hears, "ribbit 9 iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the
frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron.
<font size=5 color=blue>Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is
shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog,
eh?" The frog replies, "ribbit lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.
<font size=5 color=blue>"What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3
wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, & Boom! Hole in one. The man is
befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man
golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to
next?" The frog replies, "ribbit Las Vegas."
<font size=5 color=blue>They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now
what?" The frog says, "ribbit roulette." Upon approaching the roulette
table, the man
asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "ribbit $3000,
black 6."
<font size=5 color=blue>Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after
the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes
sliding back across the table.
<font size=5 color=blue>The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in
the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay
you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
<font size=5 color=blue>The frog replies, "ribbit kiss me." He figures why
not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the
frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
<font size=5 color=blue>"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in
my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton."
