sixes Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 . If you could have free, unlimited service for 5 years from an extremely good cook, chauffeur, housekeeper, masseuse, or personal secretary, which would you choose? Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 House keeper hands down!! Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manicmonday Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Personal Secretary. I'm way to much a clean freak to have a housekeeper. Quote The dick has no conscience and the heart has no rational abilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Masseuse. Definitely. Housekeeper comes in close second, though. I'd have no use for a chef. I like to cook too much. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Masseuse. Definitely. Housekeeper comes in close second, though. I'd have no use for a chef. I like to cook too much. If there was an option for bum-wiper / nappy changer, would that sway you? Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 If there was an option for bum-wiper / nappy changer, would that sway you? Nah. I don't mind baby care. Besides, that's Bobby's job 7pm-11pm. And weekends, of course. Besides, I need something to help me unwind at the end of the day. I've got more knots in my back and shoulders than I care to think about. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Nah. I don't mind baby care. Besides, that's Bobby's job 7pm-11pm. And weekends, of course. Besides, I need something to help me unwind at the end of the day. I've got more knots in my back and shoulders than I care to think about. Get Bobby a massage course. It comes natural to me. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scout Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Let's see chef or housekeeper - is the chef a mexican from the coast? If not the housekeeper, if they do cat puke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixes Posted February 26, 2006 Author Share Posted February 26, 2006 I'd go with chauffeur. With gas prices going up and down by the penny ,it would be nice to have a ride anywhere I want at anytime and still be able to drive when I want. Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skategreen Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 masseuse - no contest. Just 48 hours ago I was tellin a gal at work.... If I was filthy stinking rich...I'd hire round the clock masseuses. I'd have one follow me around 24-7 and whenever I sat down ..they'd be at my back. I recently treated myself to a lovely hour long massage. Dim lights, forest water fall music playing...a warmed flannel covered table...lightly scented oil and nice strong hands on a motherly woman. It was heaven. I'm going to book it again soon. Quote The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angie Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 masseuse - no contest. Just 48 hours ago I was tellin a gal at work.... If I was filthy stinking rich...I'd hire round the clock masseuses. I'd have one follow me around 24-7 and whenever I sat down ..they'd be at my back. I recently treated myself to a lovely hour long massage. Dim lights, forest water fall music playing...a warmed flannel covered table...lightly scented oil and nice strong hands on a motherly woman. It was heaven. I'm going to book it again soon. SOUNDS like heaven. I think I'm going to have to book myself another session as well. Quote http://www.darwinawards.com/ http://www.snopes.com http://www.breakthechain.org STOP THE SPAM!! Click Me You Know You Want To Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 That's a toss up. The housekeeper or the extremely good cook. Hmm..... I can live in pig shit if I get fed well. So I'll go for the extremely good cook. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I'm an awesome cook and love doing it, so I'd have to go with a house keeper. The bitch can start with my office, it's ALWAYS fucking trashed in here. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I'd have to go with a masseuse.... A housekeeper would be a waste for me, I keep a clean house. It's that jarhead in me to have everything in perfect order with a fresh scent. A chauffeur, I'd consider, because I wrecked my truck last weekend. A chef? My neighbor across the street is an excellent cook and is always bringing me food. My mother stops by with fried chicken and cornbread alot. My little girlfriend ain't that bad of a cook. I have two sisters with families that they cook for. I'm not above cooking for myself. I will never starve. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImWithStupid Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I'd have to go for the housekeeper. I hate doing laundry, vacuuming and dusting and shit like that. I'd rather do yardwork and shovel snow then that stuff. Besides, I have chicks to do my cleaning and laundry for me and if I want a decent meal, I'll go to my mom's for dinner. I live in the same hometown I was raised in so that's not a big deal. My vote is for housekeeper then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethalfind Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I would definetly go for the housekeeper...with two cats, one dog and an 8 year old there would always be something to do. I can cook for myself AND I have a couple places that deliver very good food and there is always take out. I actually like to drive myself, I hate having someone else drive. While a massage sounds nice, thats only an hour out of my day, think about the time having a housekeeper would save me. Quote I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 My housekeeper would have to be hot and of an ethnic background, hispanic is my preferred race outside my own. Perhaps a hot black girl... one that likes to clean the Head and give it. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHATEVER Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I'd want a housekeeper/nanny-type service -but not until I had a child & all that. For right now I'd want a super smart personal secretary who would do all my work -hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I'd want a housekeeper/nanny-type service -but not until I had a child & all that. For right now I'd want a super smart personal secretary who would do all my work -hehe. What's the payscale? Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I'd want a housekeeper/nanny-type service -but not until I had a child & all that. For right now I'd want a super smart personal secretary who would do all my work -hehe. Because all stoop-monkeys have really smart secretaries. It's incredible what the welfare system in this country will pay for. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Because all stoop-monkeys have really smart secretaries. It's incredible what the welfare system in this country will pay for. What's even more incredible is what the populace puts up with in both the media, and the government. completely amazing. Such perserverance has not been observed since the Spanish Inquisition. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixes Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 What's the payscale? 5 years full salery . Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJenn88 Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Does personal secretary include doing all my homework - and doing it very well? If not, then housekeeper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixes Posted February 27, 2006 Author Share Posted February 27, 2006 Does personal secretary include doing all my homework - and doing it very well? If not, then housekeeper! Not if they are from Mexico ,LMAO!! Quote . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHATEVER Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 What's the payscale? $0.00, out of kindness?, for absolutley nothing, FREE - Isn't it free for five years? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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