A Diaper Baby's Dream Date

[Snarky]

A good woman will gladly change your soiled diaper for you no later than
the third date.

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[Onideus Mad Hatter]

On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:12:55 -0600, Snarky
<popesnarky2@googlemail.com.invalid> wrote:

>X-Complaints-To: abuse@albasani.net

Hey Greg, if you want to be able to keep posting to Usenet...you might
want to stop forging people. Your USP of choice (being free and all,
cause yer still living at home with mommy and daddy and have no job)
doesn't take too kindly to your "special" brand of idiocy.

Too bad your original provider dumped their Usenet access though, huh
Greg? Tsch, tsch, tsch...only so many free servers out there...and
you've already got yourself permanently kicked off of Google froups
(the WebTV of Usenet) for similar behavior.

Your kind never does seem to learn though, so I guess we won't be
seeing you around for too much longer, not unless you want to get a
job and start PAYING for Usenet access...not that you won't still lose
your accounts and a lot of money in the process, but you'll have a lot
more options for abuse that should keep you posting in idiocy for at
least a few moar years...then again when your balls finally drop you
might start to wizen up and decide to kill yourself for the greater
good of mankind. In any event, you really aren't too long for this
world. Don't worry, nobody will miss you, hell, no one will even
bother to notice that you're gone.

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[Snarky]

Naked Gonad wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> Snarky wrote:
>> Naked Gonad wrote:
>>> Snarky wrote:
>>>> Naked Gonad wrote:
>>>>> Snarky wrote:
>>>>>> A good woman will gladly change your soiled diaper for you no
>>>>>> later than the third date.
>>>>>>
>>>>> What a load of ****!
>>>>
>>>> Chock full of undigested peanut fragments and corn kernels!
>>>>
>>>> And smelling like something crawled up your rectum and died several
>>>> weeks ago! (Which might actually be true, in my case.)
>>>>
>>> I think you might need a bloody good collonic.
>>
>> A piping hot enema. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!
>>
> Settle down!
>
> Gonad

I personally am into reigns and harnesses and the like.

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[Snarky]

§ñühwØ£f wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:03:22 -0600, Snarky aided th' terraists with the
> following claims :
>
>> §ñühwØ£f wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
>> presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:04:01 -0600, Snarky aided th' terraists with the
>>> following claims :
>>>
>>>> Naked Gonad wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
>>>> presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>>>> Snarky wrote:
>>>>>> Naked Gonad wrote:
>>>>>>> Snarky wrote:
>>>>>>>> Naked Gonad wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Snarky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> A good woman will gladly change your soiled diaper for you no
>>>>>>>>>> later than the third date.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> What a load of ****!
>>>>>>>> Chock full of undigested peanut fragments and corn kernels!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> And smelling like something crawled up your rectum and died several
>>>>>>>> weeks ago! (Which might actually be true, in my case.)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I think you might need a bloody good collonic.
>>>>>> A piping hot enema. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!
>>>>>>
>>>>> Settle down!
>>>>>
>>>>> Gonad
>>>> I personally am into reigns and harnesses and the like.
>>> Pony Play and butt plugs is "right up your alley"?
>>>
>>>
>> And whips, too! Especially when it wraps around and the end hits my
>> package.
>
> Micro-package....

Doesn't matter. I usually take rather than give.

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[Snarky]

On Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:44:34 +0100, Naked Gonad wrote these lies, denials,
arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> Snarky wrote:
>> §ñühwØ£f wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
>> presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>> On Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:03:22 -0600, Snarky aided th' terraists with the
>>> following claims :
>>>> §ñühwØ£f wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions,
>>>> erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>>>> On Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:04:01 -0600, Snarky aided th' terraists with
>>>>> the following claims :
>>>>>> Naked Gonad wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions,
>>>>>> erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>>>>>> Snarky wrote:
>>>>>>>> Naked Gonad wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Snarky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Naked Gonad wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> Snarky wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> A good woman will gladly change your soiled diaper for you no
>>>>>>>>>>>> later than the third date.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> What a load of ****!
>>>>>>>>>> Chock full of undigested peanut fragments and corn kernels!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> And smelling like something crawled up your rectum and died
>>>>>>>>>> several weeks ago! (Which might actually be true, in my case.)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I think you might need a bloody good collonic.
>>>>>>>> A piping hot enema. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Settle down!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Gonad
>>>>>> I personally am into reigns and harnesses and the like.
>>>>> Pony Play and butt plugs is "right up your alley"?
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> And whips, too! Especially when it wraps around and the end hits my
>>>> package.
>>>
>>> Micro-package....
>>
>> Doesn't matter. I usually take rather than give.
>
> What if the **** hits the fan?

It never stops hitting him.

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