Guest Ibrahim Al-Qassam \(Abdelaziz\) Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 This dumb is such fun to pick apart. The keeps falling out of his mouth as fast as this idiot can move his lips. The TRUTH is Bill is on cracl/cocaine most of the day. You people are talking a language that Yanaire RyanAire does not understand. It contains LOGIC and FACTS! The Moron has studied SQL Server as a beginner in 2007, and attempted VisualBasic, making some living off these Microsoft products and hence promoting Windows. His brain is too primitive to learn a real language like C or C++. Or be a man enough to code in Assembler, machine codes, octals or just binary. Are you aware of what OS most supercomputing clusters run, right? Home users don't need it. EVERYBODY needs a massively parallel supercomputer in their living room. If more people understood that we'd have found those damn SETI Aliens by now. Maybe that is what you need. I need a blonde about 24 years of age, with big boobs who can suck a basketball through a garden hose. Everything else really doesn't matter. I am afraid of the Jews, though. Today I needed to prototype something for a customer so I built a trivial web cluster out of three linux boxes and threw Oracle on a fourth. It may sound simple to you but it took me a couple of hours and I've done it before. I could have used just one box but Xen gives me headaches. And just like the Moonie spaghetti it was free, which allows me to stay competitive by reducing my overhead from thousands of dollars for software licensing to ummm 0. I LOVE SHEEP. But most of all I love to impersonate: Kevin Panzke, Bill Gates, Stan Starinski, Barak Obama, Mother Theresa, Ryan Airlines, Jeffrey Squares, Rhonda Rounds, Douglass McDonald, Albert Einstein, Iced Earth, Humberto Tozzi, Margaret Thatcher Thomas Edison Mother Teresa Helen Keller Madonna Jacqueline Kennedy Onasis Tom Brokaw James Taylor Mr. Rogers Isaac Newton Lewis Carrol Andy Rooney General Norman Schwarzkopf Norman Rockwell Pablo Piccaso Paul McCartney Plato Edgar Allen Poe Elvis Mae West Ernest Hemingway Vincent Van Gogh W.C.Fields Robin Williams Walt Disney Walter Cronkite Shakespeare Frank Lloyd Wright Julia Roberts John F. Kennedy, Jr. Terry Bradshaw Gloria Steinem Charles Dickens Thomas Edison Whoopi Goldberg Sigourney Weaver Bill Clinton Dave Letterman Newt Gingrich Jim Carrey Mary Tyler Moore Danny Glover Carol Burnett Paul Harvey Alicia Silverstone Neil Diamond Julia Child George Carlin Valerie Harper John Candy Weird Al Yankovick Marilyn Vos Savant Tom Hanks C. G. Jung William James Henri Mancini Bob Newhart Meryl Streep Benny Goodman Harrison Ford Steve Martin Ronald Regan Dan Aykroyd Susan B. Anthony Arthur Ashe Augustus Caesar Jane Austen William F. Buckley, Jr. Chevy Chase Phil Donahue Peter Jennings Charles Everett Koop C. S. Lewis Roy Rogers Chuck Yeager Jack Nicholson Charlie Brown Oprah Winfrey Paul Newman Pel? Fred Astaire Eddie Murphy Jimmy Conners Michael J. Fox Ross Perot Sean Connery Elizabeth Dole Dick Van Dyke Andy Griffith Peyton Manning Nathaniel Hawthorne Shirley MacLaine Michael Landon John Katz Billy Crystal Carrie Fisher Darth Vader Bill Cosby Bill Gates Bob Dylan Carl Sagan Charles Yeager Colin L. Powell Diana, Princess of Wales Henry A. Kissinger Elvis Presley Madonna Mahatma Gandhi Michael J. Jordan Michele Pfeiffer Doris Day Liberace Elizabeth Taylor Yogi Berra Dan Rather Ervin "Magic" Johnson Michael Jackson John Travolta Tom Cruise Spider Man James Dean Clint Eastwood Ray Charles Jesse Jackson Thomas Jefferson Hank Aaron Mohammad Ali Aristotle Neil Armstrong Lucille Ball Hank Aaron Beethoven Alexander Graham Bell Napoleon George Washington Cleopatra Columbus Dr. Seuss Albert Einstein Eisenhower F Lee Bailey Ben Franklin Sigmund Freud Gandhi Alfred Hitchcock Bob Hope Harry Houdini Martin Luther King John Lennon Leonardo Da Vinci Lewis And Clark Abraham Lincoln Louis Pasteur Marilyn Monroe Mark Twain Willey Mays Michelangelo Miles Davis Mozart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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