ArabChick Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 As far as I know non-Muslims don Quote Queen Of Arabia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Now phreakwars said earlier that a question I said was the dumbest one he has ever heared. I believe it was "Are you using an FTP program or just clicking the link?" I will admit, it is kind of a dumb question, but I know next to nothing about that subject. BUT THIS...this is the stupidest question in the world! MOST PEOPLE DON'T FOLLOW THEIR RELIGIONS SO BLINDLY THAT THEY DEPEND ON THEM FOR CLEANING METHODS AFTER THEY SHIT!!!!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING IDIOTIC!!! FUCK IT...JUST FUCK IT!!! Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 As far as I know non-Muslims don Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Nice, dude. They don't print Koran TP like they used to... Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabChick Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Yes its kind of stupid question i do agree with that! but its still a question and i want you to answer it!!?? i didnt dare to ask this question face to face so i thought here would be the best place Come on why did Christianity or Judaism or whatever miss this code? Isn Quote Queen Of Arabia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Maybe because Christians are smart enough not to eat their own shit. And maybe Muslims have to be told because they are stupid enough to ask stupid ass questions like this... Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabChick Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 LOOOOOOOOOL funny one but you still didn Quote Queen Of Arabia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Im in total awe at this question. I dont study up on the muslim faith because its an organized religion that is too close to christianity....till you hit the terrorist jihad thing (but if you consider waco i guess its really closer than we thought...muslims seem to be better at that on a global scale) but what exactly do you mean by "cleaning yourself"? as in washing hands or what? Or wiping till its no longer brown? Cleaning yourself there in the shower? What? Get specific for better answers please...... Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I did answer the question! I said that you are too stupid to be able to do it yourself while christians have the common sense and decency to do it without being told...how hard of a concept is this to grasp? Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 OH for fuck's sake.Arab chick,they ain't answering the question. They wipe their ass(some of them do)after they finish usin' the toilet. I think what she's tryin' to say is that using tissue doesn't clean everything off,so we use water.Plus tissue doesn't remove the piss smell,water does. And it is highly hygienic. Jokersarewild,you keep thinking these things make our religion stupid. But honey,Islam promotes alot of hygiene.And why's that such a bad thing? It's not like it's giving a manual on how to clean e.g''lift your arm then wipe''. It just tells us to use water and clean ourselves as often as possible,in order to be pure. Plus we can't stand in front of our Lord stinking of piss. ps.Jokersarewild,using water prevents thrush.Try It! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master_Jaffer Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 ... they do wipe their butts... The only thing they don't do is clean any urine from their penis. Quote Muslim, and proud of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 ... they do wipe their butts... The only thing they don't do is clean any urine from their penis. I know,then it drips on their trousers and dries,then the smell sticks.Eeeeeeeeew,it sick!! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabChick Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 jokersarewild ---------> you will never answer my question stupid yeah but hard lol Quote Queen Of Arabia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArabChick Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 I know,then it drips on their trousers and dries,then the smell sticks.Eeeeeeeeew,it sick!! DO YOU SMELL THIS EWWW Quote Queen Of Arabia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Qur'ans are in short supply, its not out fault. Try finding it in 2 ply. . . you're a jackass!!! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 DO YOU SMELL THIS EWWW Yeah,a big dis-advantage travelling on the bus. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Yea I guess Quarans are hard to find in 2-ply. Thats why you kind of have to double up the pages. If I can't find a Quaran on hand, the torah and the holy bible work quite nicely And as for christains and jews wiping their asses, if they did that they would be murdering their own kind. Muslims need their god to tell them to wipe their asses, because wearing those turbans for all those years compressed their brains Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 OH for fuck's sake.Arab chick,they ain't answering the question. They wipe their ass(some of them do)after they finish usin' the toilet. I think what she's tryin' to say is that using tissue doesn't clean everything off,so we use water.Plus tissue doesn't remove the piss smell,water does. And it is highly hygienic. Jokersarewild,you keep thinking these things make our religion stupid. But honey,Islam promotes alot of hygiene.And why's that such a bad thing? It's not like it's giving a manual on how to clean e.g''lift your arm then wipe''. It just tells us to use water and clean ourselves as often as possible,in order to be pure. Plus we can't stand in front of our Lord stinking of piss. ps.Jokersarewild,using water prevents thrush.Try It! I have never seen a man, muslim or not, go to the sink whip it out and clean it with water in any bathroom in my 31 years of life. Nor do i understand this concept because a drop isnt exactly going to smell and stink up an entire bus. But im all about hygiene so if this is happening good for them......still trying to figure out the whole water thing and where you may get it in a public toilet (is that what the scarves are for? hiding the vial of water? kidding implied)... Im a smellophobe and i have never smelt pee on someone ever, maybe i just dont notice it, but BO makes me gag...even a little of it...and some races smell far worse than others. So i just learned my new fact of the day! Quote -I don't know about you...but I am SICK and tired of being nice and understanding!!! -The Liver is evil and must be punished! -The Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. How can your opinion be the correct one....if, infact, its only an opinion?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I know,then it drips on their trousers and dries,then the smell sticks.Eeeeeeeeew,it sick!! Why do you go around sniffing trousers AIG ? Is this a fetish ? . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 jokersarewild ---------> you will never answer my question stupid yeah but hard lol I believe I did...3 or 4 times. I honestly don't even know why I am doing this. I hate xianity. But my guess would be since people don't particularly enjoy the smell of shit, they decided to make a hole where all of their shit can go. But first they needed a leaf or a piece of TP to get the shit off with because using your hand is unsanitary. Therefore, the Koran was written. xians all over the world rejoiced...no longer would they have to wait for spring for new TP! Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I have never seen a man, muslim or not, go to the sink whip it out and clean it with water in any bathroom in my 31 years of life. Nor do i understand this concept because a drop isnt exactly going to smell and stink up an entire bus. But im all about hygiene so if this is happening good for them......still trying to figure out the whole water thing and where you may get it in a public toilet (is that what the scarves are for? hiding the vial of water? kidding implied)... Im a smellophobe and i have never smelt pee on someone ever, maybe i just dont notice it, but BO makes me gag...even a little of it...and some races smell far worse than others. So i just learned my new fact of the day! No,silly.You don't need to go to a sink and whip it out.God!you're stupid.Ever heard of a container filled with water.Take it into the toilet and use it while sitting.And God didn't tell us how to wipe our ass,He told us to use water.And piss is vey unpure and inorder to be clean you gotta wash it off. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Why do you go around sniffing trousers AIG ? Is this a fetish ? . . No you idiot.If you people don't wipe off the piss and just wear you trousers,it makes it stink!!!And what I mean about the buses,is that they come into the bus,sit next to you and it fuckin' stinks.No need to go near and sniff,to get the wiff of piss. Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 You shouldn't be smelling it that much unless they pissed their pants...one drop or two of piss doesn't really have the power to smell that bad. Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 You shouldn't be smelling it that much unless they pissed their pants...one drop or two of piss doesn't really have the power to smell that bad.Joker, you are one nasty person! For the rest of you idiots... oh forget it... just use common sense and proper hygiene! Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 I am just saying... And that last part is hopefully bred into most people... Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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