a really bad morning ****** me off

[cool_dude]

Yesterday in morning like at six in the morning my dog wasn't feeling too well and he threw up on my carpet. But i was too sleepy to clean it up so i kept sleeping. And my mom was cleaning up the mess. Well after sleeping 30 minutes, it is now 6:30. I got up...lazy...sleepy...tired, walked around my room (still really sleepy), after walking for a few seconds I stopped to whipe my eyes so that I can see. When I opened my eyes fully, I realized that the carpet spot I'm standing on seems to be wet. "Hmm..." I thought, I'm not in the shower just yet. I looked down. Surprise! What a great way to beggin my morning. I was standing on the exact same spot where my dog threw up. Lucky for me it wasn't wet from throw up but wet from scrubing with water.

And the same morning my shampoo got in my eye, my razor gave up on me but I needed a shave or else I'm in trouble....so I had to use one of my moms backup cheap razor (yes, it was new...not used).......AND IT WAS PINK!!!!.......AGHHHH!!!!!!!, my tooth paste tasted like my digested breakfast, didn't have time to put on my uniform ribbons, ranks and cords so I just took them with me, because I didn't have time to put them on, while I was putting on my uniform my mom was feeding me something that looked like left-over-of-my-dogs-last-week dinner (JK).

 

[Outlaw2747]

Oh trust me man. I had several bad mornings myself. So bad that I cannot list all the occurences out of one day, I can list them within' a month's time. Like during high school in a one month period, I lost my only watch only to have it reappear somewhere else (I have a ghost in my house.), then that odd bright white light that came from the basement door despite it being pitch black in my house in the early morning, then me getting stuck on a bus with a person that takes up two seats and smells of rotting fish, not to mention getting sitting down only to have this dude who doesn't know how to clean his ******* nose stand right over me (he has a snotty DRIPPING nose every **** day) and almost get bombarded my mucus projectiles, get stalked by a freshman that wouldn't leave me the **** alone, forget to do my homework only to get spammed with it later on in the day, AND fail to grab the affections of a girl I liked because of yet ANOTHER stalker.

I feel your pain brother.

 

[EnterNetProphet]

Yeah..My worst morning was that I went to the shower(really groggy)...and turned it on to warm it up..while I had a quick shave.The mirror in the bathroom naturally steamed up..and as I shaved the hair and shaving cream off...I cleansed mirror now and then even though it was still misty...finished shaving..oh so I thought...and proceeded to shower(really refreshing)..I got clothed and ready to go to work...the work place atmosphere was really weird and could'nt understand why my co- workers were giggling all the time..It was'nt untill I got home...and went to the sink to splash cold water on my face..that I looked in the mirror and reflect on the days events..that to my horror..I had half a slight moustache on my mug(face)...SON OF A *****!!!..my co-workers could have warned me!!!.....and saved me the humilliation(I catch the bus and roamed the city stores as well that day)...man did I feel like a gaddamn luser that night

The moral of this story is...shower first and then shave and save ya self some grief.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

I woke up extra early one Saturday morning to take a huge ****. I sat down with the morning paper, a cig, and a cup of coffee. Ahh... relief. To my surprise I was out of toilet paper and I need to do a pre-emptive wipe!

I was in mid-deposit when I discovered this. I grabbed around the corner of the cabinet beneath the sink... nothing! I looked around... and around. Finally, I reached for a towel hanging from the rack. I yanked it too hard and the rod flew out of the wall and smacked me in my face!

So there I was, ten minutes to seven on a Saturday morning with a ****** ******* nose and a ****** *** that was beginning to feel sandy. So I dabbed my nose with the towel and reached around with the towel to wipe my ***.

Needless to say, that towel went straight to the garbage. The towel rod, however, has bloodied it's last nose. I took it and chunked it as far as I could throw into the thicket behind my house.

****.

 

[Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell]

I woke up extra early one Saturday morning to take a huge ****. I sat down with the morning paper, a cig, and a cup of coffee. Ahh... relief. To my surprise I was out of toilet paper and I need to do a pre-emptive wipe!
I was in mid-deposit when I discovered this. I grabbed around the corner of the cabinet beneath the sink... nothing! I looked around... and around. Finally, I reached for a towel hanging from the rack. I yanked it too hard and the rod flew out of the wall and smacked me in my face!

So there I was, ten minutes to seven on a Saturday morning with a ****** ******* nose and a ****** *** that was beginning to feel sandy. So I dabbed my nose with the towel and reached around with the towel to wipe my ***.

Needless to say, that towel went straight to the garbage. The towel rod, however, has bloodied it's last nose. I took it and chunked it as far as I could throw into the thicket behind my house.

****.

RO, one thing you should have learned from being a mod on this site is to always keep a copy of the koran in the bath room so you don't have to waste towels!

 

[RoyalOrleans]

RO, one thing you should have learned from being a mod on this site is to always keep a copy of the koran in the bath room so you don't have to waste towels!

I gave that a thought, however Ben Affleck's career was closer.

 

[dshogan1]

*****,RO that is some funny shi. I just got a nice laugh from that thank you. I can definately relate to comparable days.

 

[RoyalOrleans]

*****,RO that is some funny shi. I just got a nice laugh from that thank you. I can definately relate to comparable days.

Not a problem, dshogan1.

Who are you, again?

 

[RoyalOrleans]

This was a horrible morning. I was out of coffee and had to go out and buy some. That sucks a big one, because Sunday morning I spend much of the time indoors watching ESPN. Especially in the Fall.

 

[builder]

Spring here on the Sunshine Coast. Getting up to 30C a few times a week.

I'm in sympathy with ya.