A warning for Anna Perenna!

[Ahhlee]

I found out yesterday that one of my dad's poker buddies is heading to Australia to vacation for a month....to Sydney specifically.

Anna: If you run into a middle-aged man with cowboy boots, a light tan courderoy sports jacket, greasy slicked back hair, who smells of cigarettes and whiskey, is a cheap ******* and introduces himself as "Bruce from North Dakota"....PLEASE don't think he represents all Americans or North Dakotans in particular! He doesn't! And I don't want you revoking my invitation to come visit you because of him.

Isn't it embarrassing when you know some a-hole is going to another country and likely to leave the impression that all Americans are just like them? sigh

 

[Anna Perenna]

I found out yesterday that one of my dad's poker buddies is heading to Australia to vacation for a month....to Sydney specifically.
Anna: If you run into a middle-aged man with cowboy boots, a light tan courderoy sports jacket, greasy slicked back hair, who smells of cigarettes and whiskey, is a cheap ******* and introduces himself as "Bruce from North Dakota"....PLEASE don't think he represents all Americans or North Dakotans in particular! He doesn't! And I don't want you revoking my invitation to come visit you because of him.

Isn't it embarrassing when you know some a-hole is going to another country and likely to leave the impression that all Americans are just like them? sigh

Hahahahahahahaha!!

You should be more worried about Bruce running around in Sydney. The place is full of fierce drag queens who will naturally assume he is a cowboy/bear fusion, fill him with G and take him back to their grottos for an orgy.

I'm not even kidding

 

[Anna Perenna]

p.s. I will never revoke your invitation! You are too lovely plus my family is filled with freaks - but they're nothing compared to the freaks that hold the title of "family friends".

I just hope I don't scare you

 

[Ahhlee]

Hahahahahahahaha!!
You should be more worried about Bruce running around in Sydney. The place is full of fierce drag queens who will naturally assume he is a cowboy/bear fusion, fill him with G and take him back to their grottos for an orgy.

I'm not even kidding

I'll have to find out if Bruce brags about any "sexy Sydney escapades" when he returns...hee hee!!!

You could never scare me. We'd have so much fun turning Sydney on its ear that our adventures would become the stuff of Pub folklore.

Of course if your friends and family are full of freaks, emkay would never forgive me if I left her behind. She wouldn't want to miss the opportunity to mingle with her own kind.

 

[Anna Perenna]

I'll have to find out if Bruce brags about any "sexy Sydney escapades" when he returns...hee hee!!!
You could never scare me. We'd have so much fun turning Sydney on its ear that our adventures would become the stuff of Pub folklore.

Of course if your friends and family are full of freaks, emkay would never forgive me if I left her behind. She wouldn't want to miss the opportunity to mingle with her own kind.

Well, I'm bisexual and I hang out with a lot of gay guys and lesbians - so I hope you like camp drag queens, bitchy twinks, insecure dykes and small-time performance artists.

They will pay you lots of compliments so, at the very least, they're great for the self esteem (hence my infallible ego)

It would be great if Emkay came too! She can meet my completely uncontrollably insane brother and they can run off and join the gypsy circus together

 

[Ahhlee]

Well, I'm bisexual and I hang out with a lot of gay guys and lesbians - so I hope you like camp drag queens, bitchy twinks, insecure dykes and small-time performance artists.
They will pay you lots of compliments so, at the very least, they're great for the self esteem (hence my infallible ego)

It would be great if Emkay came too! She can meet my completely uncontrollably insane brother and they can run off and join the gypsy circus together

You just become cooler and more multi-faceted with every comment I read.

I LOVE IT!!!!