A Whole New Level Of Tedium

So, I put up my CB fanfic the other day on fanfiction.net, mostly just

to see if anyone would review it and what the CB community thought of

it...well, instead it started a mass flood of e-mails asking me when I

was going to update the site, so, well, I figure I might as well make

'em happy, plus it does my ego good being in effective control over an

entire interest group.

Anywho, I started out by adding in all the songs from the old site to

the new one. Not so bad, goin fairly easily, until I start on the

miscellaneous section, which is mostly piss poor audio recordings of

scratchy Care Bears records that were done back in the early

90s...yeah, shit. So, silly me, I all start editing the

fuckers...pop/click by pop/click, essentially making tiny little edits

every other second in order to take out all the really bad spots from

the record scratching. Well, long story short, it took me about four

hours just to get through ONE song, after which I decided, "Ya

know...this would probably be a lot easier if I just found the damn

records for sale on E-bay and then made new recordings using a GOOD

record player."

Sure, it's going to cost me quite a bit for something I don't hold all

that much interest in, but on the flip side an interest I do love is

cataloging, archiving, filing, etc. So in that respect I'll enjoy

tracking down all the records and then creating precise categories

with high quality encodes and sorting and organizing it all out.

Strange as it may seem, a lot of things I do are based upon that

archivist hobby. That's why it seems like I have dozens of different

random, weird ass interests, when in reality, I actually just have

one, albeit kind of anal. No, not that kind of anal.

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Onideus Mad Hatter

mhm ? x ?

http://www.backwater-productions.net

http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog

Hatter Quotes

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"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."

"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the

best."

"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you

with it."

"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."

"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."

"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"

"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my

bad."

"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."

"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."

"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity

of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"

"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct

that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others

of its relevancy."

"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start

creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."

"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."

"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that

they're just born with a soul. snicker ...yeah, like they're just

givin em out for free."

"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.

So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,

to their merry little mess."

"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly

horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip

their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand

sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible

images burned into their tiny little minds'."

"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even

properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."

"Those who record history are those who control history."

"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,

endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you

don't get sent to me...I come for you."

"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton

tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."

"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a

function?"

"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.

Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast

indicates an increase in Webtv users."

"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,

gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )