Aged Poo Flakes Add Zest To Spaghetti Sauce

[Snarky]

Git_RDunn wrote:
> In article <48eea99e$0$33680$892e0abb@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>,
> splifingate@gmail.com says...
>> Git_RDunn wrote:
>>> You are an asshole. Reply and prove my point, lawn jockey.
>> My pleasure, Nance.
>>
> Admission by YOU as to being an asshole lawn jockey noted. Let's see how long
> you can keep this up. Reply and look stupid AND foolish.

Did you know that you can add zest to spaghetti sauce by adding turds
that have been aged in the sun for two days and then dried? Really!
Add one cup of aged-turd-flakes to every three cups of sauce and mix
well. Yum, yum.

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Tim Weaver wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> On Oct 10, 12:55 pm, Snarky <popesnar...@googlemail.com.invalid>
> wrote:
>> Git_RDunn wrote:
>>> In article <48eea99e$0$33680$892e0...@auth.newsreader.octanews.com>,
>>> splifing...@gmail.com says...
>>>> Git_RDunn wrote:
>>>>> You are an asshole. Reply and prove my point, lawn jockey.
>>>> My pleasure, Nance.
>>> Admission by YOU as to being an asshole lawn jockey noted. Let's see how long
>>> you can keep this up. Reply and look stupid AND foolish.
>> Did you know that you can add zest to spaghetti sauce by adding turds
>> that have been aged in the sun for two days and then dried? Really!
>> Add one cup of aged-turd-flakes to every three cups of sauce and mix
>> well. Yum, yum.
>
> Sounds like you've done it before.

I also make orange juice with piss instead of water.

> Probably 'shrooms, too.

The ones that grow on the floor behind the toilet are the best.

But what I really want is a way to grow mushrooms on a dog's ass. Those
would be ****ing GREAT, don't you think? Shrooms with just a hint of
dog butt odor! Oh, YEAH.

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On Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:51:59 -0600, Fake Snarky wrote these lies, denials,
arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> Tim Weaver wrote these lies, denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous
> presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>> On Oct 10, 12:55 pm, Fake Snarky wrote:
>>> Git_RDunn wrote:
>>>> splifing...@gmail.com says...
>>>>> Git_RDunn wrote:
>>>>>> You are an asshole. Reply and prove my point, lawn jockey.
>>>>> My pleasure, Nance.
>>>> Admission by YOU as to being an asshole lawn jockey noted. Let's see
>>>> how long you can keep this up. Reply and look stupid AND foolish.
>>> Did you know that you can add zest to spaghetti sauce by adding turds
>>> that have been aged in the sun for two days and then dried? Really!
>>> Add one cup of aged-turd-flakes to every three cups of sauce and mix
>>> well. Yum, yum.
>>
>> Sounds like you've done it before.
>
> I also make orange juice with piss instead of water.
>
>> Probably 'shrooms, too.
>
> The ones that grow on the floor behind the toilet are the best.
>
> But what I really want is a way to grow mushrooms on a dog's ass. Those
> would be ****ing GREAT, don't you think? Shrooms with just a hint of
> dog butt odor! Oh, YEAH.

You do realise that you're completely failing to fool anyone in the groups
included here, right, Greg?

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