Asmodai
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- Joined
- Jul 15, 2005
- Location
- Connecticut
Just had a conversation about this as I threatened to throw my friend's macintosh computer out the window after I failed to get on the internet myself. She says she's a Mac girl, born and bred, but I can't use them if I tried - and believe me I do, when it's a choice between that and going without the internet.
I know, Macs are easier to use. I know, they're not supposed to run smoother. But god damn, I hate using them with all that is the essence of my soul.
I don't know why I prefer Windows. If I had to break it down to basal instinct, I'd say that using something that was simple, easy, and worked would somehow threaten my sense of manhood. I need it to be hard to figure out, so I feel good when something gets done. I want to be able to roar like an animal and beat my PC with my little checkerboard skull-and-crossbones sneaker until the screen flickers back on, and I sink down into my office chair in near-orgasmic bliss, tears of joy streaming from my eyes. THAT is what I want in a computer. I don't think an 'easy to use' operating system would make me feel so alive.
You?
I know, Macs are easier to use. I know, they're not supposed to run smoother. But god damn, I hate using them with all that is the essence of my soul.
I don't know why I prefer Windows. If I had to break it down to basal instinct, I'd say that using something that was simple, easy, and worked would somehow threaten my sense of manhood. I need it to be hard to figure out, so I feel good when something gets done. I want to be able to roar like an animal and beat my PC with my little checkerboard skull-and-crossbones sneaker until the screen flickers back on, and I sink down into my office chair in near-orgasmic bliss, tears of joy streaming from my eyes. THAT is what I want in a computer. I don't think an 'easy to use' operating system would make me feel so alive.
You?