eisanbt
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There was once a temple of fryers in a small European town. They'd been around for ages and ages but it was becoming too hard to keep the temple open due to the rising costs of necessities and the decreasing number of people contributing to the holy place. The Fryers came up with a plan, part of their daily routines involved gardening and over the years they'd become quite good at it!
The idea was to start selling the flowers they grew. In this way they'd be beautifying the town and able to provide for the temple. The problem was they'd become far too successful and the Hardeys, a family of flourists, who depended on it for their livlyhood, were now getting less and less business as everyone was going to the fryers. They figured they'd explain the situation to the fryers and they'd stop. This was not the case, they refused to stop saying that gods temple needed it and that was more importent, they could get other jobs! This was a disgrace and the Hardeys needed their business back so they devised a plan.
They took the last of their funds and headed down to the local Pub, a seedy hole of drunken brawlers. They asked the bar tender who he thought was the best fighter, he pointed to a 7ft man in the corner and said "That fella there is Hugh McHaggard, the toughest guy in town!" So they went over and bought him a drink then offered all their money if he'd go and stop the fryers in whatever way he saw fit, this way they wouldn't get the direct blame. He agreed and quickly made his wayoutside the temple and smashed their operations to bits as well as kicking a fryer or two in the process. They were ruined and the Hardeys were back in business!!
This goes to show that only Hugh can prevent Flourist Fryers.
The idea was to start selling the flowers they grew. In this way they'd be beautifying the town and able to provide for the temple. The problem was they'd become far too successful and the Hardeys, a family of flourists, who depended on it for their livlyhood, were now getting less and less business as everyone was going to the fryers. They figured they'd explain the situation to the fryers and they'd stop. This was not the case, they refused to stop saying that gods temple needed it and that was more importent, they could get other jobs! This was a disgrace and the Hardeys needed their business back so they devised a plan.
They took the last of their funds and headed down to the local Pub, a seedy hole of drunken brawlers. They asked the bar tender who he thought was the best fighter, he pointed to a 7ft man in the corner and said "That fella there is Hugh McHaggard, the toughest guy in town!" So they went over and bought him a drink then offered all their money if he'd go and stop the fryers in whatever way he saw fit, this way they wouldn't get the direct blame. He agreed and quickly made his wayoutside the temple and smashed their operations to bits as well as kicking a fryer or two in the process. They were ruined and the Hardeys were back in business!!
This goes to show that only Hugh can prevent Flourist Fryers.
