Anna :: What to do?

How do you solve a problem like Anna?

I'd create a proper poll except I don't think I have the power to.

Your generic html options:

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  [ ]Spank her for she has a delicious bottom
  [ ]Burn her like the witch she is!
  [ ]Ban her! She is the DEVIL
  [ ]Ignore her. Impossible. Don't bother.
  [ ]Make sweet sweet love to her and hope it detensifies her anger
  

I vote to spread her legs and eat all the hate right out of her, from the bottom up.

But you're the people and this is a democracy, so you can decide.

Poice.

How do you solve a problem like Anna?

 

I'd create a proper poll except I don't think I have the power to.

 

Your generic html options:

 

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  [ ]Spank her for she has a delicious bottom
  [ ]Burn her like the witch she is!
  [ ]Ban her! She is the DEVIL
  [ ]Ignore her. Impossible. Don't bother.
  [ ]Make sweet sweet love to her and hope it detensifies her anger
  

 

I vote to spread her legs and eat all the hate right out of her, from the bottom up.

 

But you're the people and this is a democracy, so you can decide.

 

Poice.

My legs spread like peanut butter.

On thick rye.

My legs spread like peanut butter.

 

On thick rye.

I think there is a creme that will clear that right up!

I think there is a creme that will clear that right up!

CES edited my post ....

and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

p.s. Thanks Angie! (see below)

By the way,

Please eat me.

For I am a hamburgha.

Dude, she's 13.

Yeah, finally!

Uh, yeah, I see now why he didn't want his vote seen.

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Uh, yeah, I see now why he didn't want his vote seen.

 

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But I love all of the options.

Did he pick a particularly naughty one?

But I love all of the options.

 

Did he pick a particularly naughty one?

Yes. He wants to spank your big, hairy, 40-year-old, male bottom.

36 people actually bothered to vote on this poll. I feel so notorious.

Thank you for convincing the plebs that I am indeed an old man, Phreak.

I appreciate your help.

"Always mess with their minds" - Lucas.

My pleasure sweety:p

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My pleasure sweety:p

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Hehe. Sweety.

I wonder what the already insanely territorial wimmin on this site would do if they found out I was actually a 25 year old female?

My bets are on them shitting the bed.

Not if they found out you still live at home in your parents basement, and that you also collect Power Puff Girls

option 1 seemed to grow MUCH larger than it was when it started...has there been some "fluffing"?"

if so ....i could use some as well...its been a very long time! (try 2 years)

option 1 seemed to grow MUCH larger than it was when it started...has there been some "fluffing"?"

 

if so ....i could use some as well...its been a very long time! (try 2 years)

Hey Phreak! You have a customer waiting...

Wow, look at all the votes and posts! All for ME!

What does that spell? INFAMY!

And I've certainly read some interesting responses here today.

In fact, I'm very pleasantly surprised by the comments a few people made, in the vein of actually supporting me staying.

Surprised, mostly, because one moderator who has been particularly shaken by my appearance here - let's just call her WhorIMoron - informed me rather harshly that Phreak was the ONLY person who didn't want me banned.

Apparently, according to Whori, you all hate me, nobody wants me here, and you're all upset because my silly, harmless, nonsense posts are ruining the integrity of this fine, upstanding, serious debate forum.

Oh, and of course, you all want me banned.

That's what started this whole thing.

Hmmm. It's quite funny the lies a desperate person will tell you when they are feeling threatened.

I guess she'll just have to keep pressing the ban button, like she and a couple of other trigger happy mods like to do pretty much every day, and hope that Phreak will stop unbanning me.

Until that day (quickly now, I could be banned by a mod at any minute!), I'll continue enjoying the company of the few people here who actually get my sense of humour.

(And I'll learn to ignore every bitchy little thing Whori and other petty people try to say to me).

Ciao for now, babies.

Loving you from here.

Miss Piranha Esquire the Third.

p.s. I'd post this in the "Should Anna be banned" poll, but CES closed it. And banned me.

You'll be forgotten faster than I pinch a log

But in the meantime, I keep scratching my dick everyday.

And worrying about the growth on my balls.

ugh. it hurts so bad.