Ashlee Simpson Die Bitch Die

manicmonday

manicmonday

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When is this no talent, waste of air going to out of the publics eye? I hate her music, her lack of acting ability and basically think someone needs to kill her and put me out of my misery of looking at her.
 
Oh, Jessica ?? Yeah, shes another one of those PARIS HILTON types that are basically ****ing useless, they only sell tickets for teenagers to get boners over and are usually ****ing dumber then the average resident of "HAZZARD COUNTY" in real life.


I don't think I could express enough, my disconcern for this one Ashlee Simpson.

But I have figured out how even I can be a rising pop star and join the ranks of Ashlee, Biz Markie, William Shatner, and many others. I simply start out with the official RIAA "YOU CAN SING TOO" album.

I cut my demo, instant success, I can now afford to lip sync and have my voice digitaly enhanced and dubbed in a professional studio... then I'll be cool...
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Is it me or is the entertainment industry just throwing all kinds of refuse on TV and the radio just because they are simply bored and out of ideas?
 
manicmonday said:
When is this no talent, waste of air going to out of the publics eye? I hate her music, her lack of acting ability and basically think someone needs to kill her and put me out of my misery of looking at her.
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she is waste but i still wanna do her and her sister at the same time.
 
manicmonday said:
When is this no talent, waste of air going to out of the publics eye? I hate her music, her lack of acting ability and basically think someone needs to kill her and put me out of my misery of looking at her.
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Would not mind getting some of Ashlee Simpson though!
 
YES PLEASE KILL THESE BITCHES

I've heard enough about ****ing Jessica Simpson in the past few months to LAST A ****ING LIFE TIME. Seriously Jess. You cashed in your last minute so now all 15 minutes of yours are up. People are sick of you. Get into third-rate porno already. After all it's about all this twit is good for.

And as for Ashlee...

THIS BITCH IS A TOTAL ****ING TOOL. She should never have even been brought anywhere near the spotlight. She has no fake talent (let alone real talent) and the whole "angsty teenage hellion" gimmick sucked when Avril (may piss be upon her) tried it, and it sucks even more when you're trying it. Go kill yourself. And what the **** is "la la on the kitchen floor"? This twit sucks so ****ing badly it's unreal.
 
Can someone PLEASE explain to me what guys find attractive about Jessica Simpson?! She is ugly. She has the weirdest mouth. I don't get the attraction.
 
angie said:
Can someone PLEASE explain to me what guys find attractive about Jessica Simpson?! She is ugly. She has the weirdest mouth. I don't get the attraction.
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She's some blonde headed big titted bimbo, and not to mention the latest media whore!! which is the exact requirements for Jerk-off material for almost every horny 13 year old boy out there.
 
Outlaw2747 said:
Is it me or is the entertainment industry just throwing all kinds of refuse on TV and the radio just because they are simply bored and out of ideas?
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It isn't you.

The entertainment industry IS shoving whatever gimmicky bullshit they can throw together just to make a quick buck. It's what they do. They realize that most people have a uncanny taste for crap and will snatch up everything that's shoved down their throats. But why people have this uncanny taste for crap and eat up talentless bullshit like Jesuckca/Ash-hole Shitson is beyond me.
 
manicmonday said:
When is this no talent, waste of air going to out of the publics eye? I hate her music, her lack of acting ability and basically think someone needs to kill her and put me out of my misery of looking at her.
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Agreed.

Here is a list of other pointless 'celebrities' who really need to die:

Paris Hilton
Nicole Ritchie
Nicky Hilton
Tara Reid
Kimberley Stewart
Bijou Phillips

And others who are just annoying:

Colin Farrell
Adrien Brody
Brad Pitt
Ben Affleck
Vince Vaughn (for his acting in Be Cool)
Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Maniston

People who can stay alive:

Owen Wilson
George Clooney
Keanu Reeves
Alain Delon (even though he is almost dead, anyway)
 
I'm wondering why the rep didn't show up on your page...

In any case, I think we can add a few more people to that thread I provided a link to. :)
 
agreed that these no talent bimbo's need to stop pretending that they have talent. all that they are good for is something to look at and ashlee simpson isn't that great.

and by the way why is my rep so low with 411 post's?????
 
captainfrenchfry said:
agreed that these no talent bimbo's need to stop pretending that they have talent. all that they are good for is something to look at and ashlee simpson isn't that great.

and by the way why is my rep so low with 411 post's?????
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I dunno bro. You haven't been around much I guess. As for the bimbos, all eye candy, no talent. Granted some of us cannot sing either but hell, if they are getting money just for standing there and looking like idiots and turning 12 year olds into sluts then why the hell should they get paid the big bucks too?
 

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