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Tim Bruening
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:433E0946.81757C21@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >
> > > On 28 Apr 2004 13:38:18 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
> > > <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >>>> She says she told Milt so?
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Does she ever! You should hear what else she tells him. Why, if I
> > > >>> wasn't pledged to secrecy I could give you all the juicy tidbits.
> > > >>
> > > >>Imagine my dismay at not being privy to such details.
> > > >
> > > >Don't worry. I'll never tell how "M" calls and asks what
> > > >turns guys on so, you know, they can...well I can't go into
> > > >detail. Evidently, those "Girls Gone ____" (I can't divulge
> > > >what here) tapes aren't doing the trick any more.
> > >
> > > Hey, I'm over 50. Now a days when she asks me if I want to go
> > > upstairs and have sex I tell her to pick one or the other since I
> > > can't do both.
> >
> > Get an elevator.
> >
> > Ella Vader: Sister of Darth Vader.
> >
> > Evader: Darth on the Internet.
> >
> > Invader: Darth being sodemized.
>
> Vader and Onion: Darth being curried!
I'm Luke warm on that one.
Darth Mall: Evil shopping center.
Naboo: Scary planet.
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:433E0946.81757C21@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> >
> > > On 28 Apr 2004 13:38:18 -0500, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
> > > <tonworthyCLOTHES@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
> > >
> > > >>>> She says she told Milt so?
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Does she ever! You should hear what else she tells him. Why, if I
> > > >>> wasn't pledged to secrecy I could give you all the juicy tidbits.
> > > >>
> > > >>Imagine my dismay at not being privy to such details.
> > > >
> > > >Don't worry. I'll never tell how "M" calls and asks what
> > > >turns guys on so, you know, they can...well I can't go into
> > > >detail. Evidently, those "Girls Gone ____" (I can't divulge
> > > >what here) tapes aren't doing the trick any more.
> > >
> > > Hey, I'm over 50. Now a days when she asks me if I want to go
> > > upstairs and have sex I tell her to pick one or the other since I
> > > can't do both.
> >
> > Get an elevator.
> >
> > Ella Vader: Sister of Darth Vader.
> >
> > Evader: Darth on the Internet.
> >
> > Invader: Darth being sodemized.
>
> Vader and Onion: Darth being curried!
I'm Luke warm on that one.
Darth Mall: Evil shopping center.
Naboo: Scary planet.