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Here in the states fellows the vets would do anything for a price. I myself would not only have my pet put down for 50k ,but I would also cook and eat the fucking thing. Grows some balls and answer the question or get the fuck off the Thread.
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Here in the states fellows the vets would do anything for a price. I myself would not only have my pet put down for 50k ,but I would also cook and eat the fucking thing. Grows some balls and answer the question or get the fuck off the Thread.

 

 

ooooooooooooooooo brandishing the old handbag there eh.

 

Well i wouldn't let them put an animal down because what the fuck do i want with an animal.

 

They smell and you need to feed them fuck that.

I am also a dickless halfwit from the land of blunder!
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Well i wouldn't let them put an animal down because what the fuck do i want with an animal.

 

Is that supposed to make sense?

 

They smell and you need to feed them fuck that

I'm sure your mom felt the same way.:rolleyes:

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While I could REALLY use the money I just couldn't.

We have two cats and a dog and my daughter will be so traumatized when one of them dies.

The dog I have is very good natured, never nipped at anything in her life other then food, I got her when she was 3 years old, she was a rescue. She has refused to be house broke, thank god I have a carpet cleaner. I have to watch her like a hawk, she is in a crate if we are away from home. I bring her in my room at night because she won't pee on the floor in there. I have seen her hold her water for 24 hours out of obstinance, even given all that (AND SHE SNORES LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD) I couldn't put her too sleep, even if there was money in it for me.

I am a pathetic piece of shit leeching single mom.
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$50,000 sure, it only costs the equivalent of $40 to have an animal euthanased over here so I'd be $49,960 better off. My pets would WANT me to be happy.

You feed your pets raw flesh Feckless ,I'm sure they do want you to be happy. You really do scare the hell out of me. :D In a good way of course.

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Just an old broken down dog

is what I've come to be.

My senses are all growing dim,

My eyes can barely see.

 

But master, you're still in your prime,

while I am fading fast,

Please take me with you one more time

Before I breathe mt last.

 

You used to take me with you

To the woods when I was young,

To do your bidding faithfully

In my youth when I was strong.

 

My best's no longer good enough,

I'm useless and confused:

For surely you must care for me

as much as I for you.

 

I'll be waiting by the back door,

Take me with you when you go.

It's all I've ever wanted

and the only thing I know.

 

I'll struggle up and wag my tail,

Eager your will to do;

And gladly endure a painful walk

Just to be with with you.

 

Take me with you when you go.

One more time I long to be

with my master and my friend.

Take me with you once again.

 

 

Poem by Dana Duke

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seriously.... that almost made me cry... damn... I love my dog 'Bones'...

 

he's old, stinks, crippled, fur is falling out, blind in one eye, farts alot, sleeps all day, bites black people for no good reason, and licks his dick!

 

But He's still a damned good dog!

 

Couldn't do it for 50... sorry...

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