Bad *** moves

Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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You know the old saying, "There's no such thing as BAD ***", but come on.....you can't tell me you haven't had an experience that didn't trip your erogenous trigger.

What are some of the best "bad *** moves" stories you have and are willing to share with a bunch of curious, dirty, ridiculously good looking folks?

 
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mercury

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I've had a couple that not only didn't trip my erogenous trigger, they didn't even load the gun, so to speak.

Getting all worked up to the idea that you're going to get some, then find that your partner can't co-operate due to faulty equipment really, really sucks.

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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1) I can't stand guys who can't kiss. Kissing is an ART! It takes finesse and a sense of how your partner is responding to your technique. I've never been disappointed in bed with a man who knows how to kiss a woman.

2) Men who get so excited that they just want to jump on and start pumping. Jeez...I'm not a *****! Give me a little rubbin' first for crying out loud.

3) You can always tell a guy who watches too much **** and thinks that what he sees on his videos are what a woman likes in bed. Not so much!

These are the guys who gag you with their tongues. Who hone in on our "sensitive spot" and start attacking it like it's on fire....that's too fukking much, dude!!!! The guy who likes to do the famous "extend the tongue and flick" maneuver which does nothing except look good on camera.

Give me a man who will take into consideration my responses and not revert to old stand-by techniques any day.

4) I think we all know how I feel about motorboating.

5) Listen/pay attention! If I move away from your hand, it means I want you to stop what you're doing. If you don't stop, and I have to remove your hand, that means I REALLY want you to stop what you're doing. If you put your hand back in that same fukking spot.....you're going home with blue ***** and a black eye.

(List most likely to be continued later....)

 
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emkay64

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3) You can always tell a guy who watches too much **** and thinks that what he sees on his videos are what a woman likes in bed. Not so much!

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Yep...when the guy spits on his hand for lubrication purposes.....too much **** lol.

From description alone I would have to say the donkey punch and tarmacking are likely considered "bad moves".

 
eddo

eddo

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ya know, there was a point in my life where I didn't know what a donkey punch or dirty sanchez was...

I miss those days...

 
Ahhlee

Ahhlee

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3) You can always tell a guy who watches too much **** and thinks that what he sees on his videos are what a woman likes in bed. Not so much!-------------------------------------------

Yep...when the guy spits on his hand for lubrication purposes.....too much **** lol.

From description alone I would have to say the donkey punch and tarmacking are likely considered "bad moves".
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My friend dated a guy who always asked, "Can I stick it up your ****?" whenever they were having ***. She said, they could be in the heat of the moment and it was soooo good and he'd ruin it with the inevitable "Can I stick it up your ****?" every time! lol

 
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emkay64

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Like a child....if I ask enough times maybe she'll get annoyed enough and just say "yah...FINE...stick it up my ****"
 
ImWithStupid

ImWithStupid

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My friend dated a guy who always asked, "Can I stick it up your ****?" whenever they were having ***. She said, they could be in the heat of the moment and it was soooo good and he'd ruin it with the inevitable "Can I stick it up your ****?" every time! lol
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What an idiot. You don't ask. You just do it. Sheesh.

 
timesjoke

timesjoke

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Regular *** will make your day, but **** *** will make your hole weak.
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Okay, I giggled loud enough to get one of the girls' attention, hard to not show this stuff to the ladies when they ask what I am giggling about, but clearly not office safe material, lol.

 
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