GraDoN Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 so what bands do you thing write the worst lyrics? i think Bon Jovi maby or R.E.M imo lol i know madonna aint a band but this must be the worste lyrics EVER : MADONNA LYRICS "I Love New York" I don't like cities But I like new york Other places make me feel like a dork Los Angeles is for people who sleep Paris and London Baby you can keep [Chorus] Other cities always make me mad Other places always make me sad No other city ever made me glad except New York I love New York [X3] If you don't like my attitude Then you can F off Just go to Texas Isn't that where they golf New York is not for little pussies who scream If you can't stand the heat Then get off my street [repeat] [Chorus] I love New York [repeat] Get off my street [repeat] thats bad.... Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/095443c5f5914cdd05b1d389456c201e.jpg http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8df3638f80a4f010e06ef2c959f426e8.gif http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fe80ab99471398f0ef121d8f90c31038.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarknessLover Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 LMFAOOOOO MADONNA IS HILARIOUS!! LMFAOOOO okay yeah uhmmm hmm I dunno...any off hand... Quote The Park is Back? No way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeezy Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 if single persons count: Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan shouldn't this be in Other Artists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sygy Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Limp Bizkit wins this caterogy hands down, as well as some COF songs! Quote iam mors sola fuga est [broken External Image]:http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9977/n76430001741552817731hb2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stllmn8j Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Limp Bizkit wins this caterogy hands down, as well as some COF songs! "Hot Dog" Ladies and gentlemen! Introducing the Chocolate Starfish! and the Hotdog Flavored Water Bring it on! Get the fuck up! Yeah! Check, one, two Listen up, listen up! Here we go It's a fucked up world A fucked up place Everybody's judged by their fucked up face Fucked up dreams Fucked up life A fucked up kid With a fucked up knife Fucked up moms And fucked up dads It's a fucked up a cop With a fucked up badge Fucked up job With fucked up pay And a fucked up boss Is a fucked up pain Fucked up press And fucked up lies Well, Lethal's in the back With the fact of the fires Hey, it's on Everybody knows it's on Hey, it's on Everybody knows it's on Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck" Fuck's just a word And it's all fucked up Like a fucked up punk With a fucked up mouth A nine inch nail I'll get knocked the fuck out Fucked up aids From fucked up sex Fake ass titties On a fucked up chest We're all fucked up So whatcha wanna do? We fucked up me And fucked up you You wanna fuck me like an animal You'd like to burn me on the inside You like to think that I'm a perfect drug Just know that nothing you do Will bring you closer to me Ain't life a bitch? A fucked up bitch A fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch A fucked up head Is a fucked up shame Swinging on my nuts Is a fucked up game Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind It's real fucked up Like a fucked up crime If I say "Fuck", two more times That's forty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme It's on Everybody knows it's on Hey, it's on Everybody knows it's on You wanna fuck me like an animal You'd like to burn me on the inside You like to think that I'm a perfect drug Just know that nothing you do Will bring you closer to me Hooo Haaa Haaaw! Listen up baby You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down I.. don't.. think.. so I don't want some You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self Kiss.. my.. star.. fish My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk Kiss.. my.. star.. fish My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk You wanna fuck me like an animal You'd like to burn me on the inside You like to think that I'm a perfect drug Just know that nothing you do Will bring you closer to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraDoN Posted July 23, 2007 Author Share Posted July 23, 2007 if single persons count: Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan shouldn't this be in Other Artists? thought about it... thought it would be fine here but move it if it must Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/095443c5f5914cdd05b1d389456c201e.jpg http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8df3638f80a4f010e06ef2c959f426e8.gif http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fe80ab99471398f0ef121d8f90c31038.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diana Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Hah, there must be way worse lyrics than that Madona's...lol... I would say some metal lyrics...like Syg said...COF and that kinda stuff...once I got myself to reading something from COF and nothin made sense, lol...and I couldn't understand half of it... Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8b479714c2981449a34f1f582adc8fb2.jpg ...ljubim...<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Angel Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Urgh yeah Limp Bizkit's lyrics are awful! And Avril's lyrics on her new album are absolute crap lol. Quote i still love you, girl from mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sygy Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 I know avril = repulsion! di, on our school trip to greece last year we were in out hotel room and we were reading some COF lyrics aloud and literally we were in hysterics for about 2 hours! the gods sake who calls there band members "herr pubis' and 'norseman of the apocolypse'. shakes head is dismay. shame really, some og their sounds are brilliant and the rest is shite. wow, thos 'hot dog' lyrics are awful! Quote iam mors sola fuga est [broken External Image]:http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/9977/n76430001741552817731hb2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeo Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 "Hot Dog" (The lyrics) I´m seeing a strange connection to NIN here. And a lot of 'fucks'. Quote [broken External Image]:http://imagegen.last.fm/TheDarkTen/recenttracks/Pheno_.gif Meh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victim Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Its not just bands with awful lyrics.. Most rap songs on the radio make me feel just flat out stupid when I hear the.. for example: Lip Gloss by Lil' Mama s poppin(4x) (2x) What you kno bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x) I said my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin I’m standing at my locker, and all the boys keep stoppin what you kno bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x) I said my lip gloss is poppin, my lip gloss is cool all da boys keep jockin, they chase me after school mac,mac loreal, yep cuz I’m worth it o the way I put it on so perfect wipe, the corners of my mouth so I work it when I walk down the hallway, they can’t say nothin o o o my lips so luscious the way I spice it up with the mac mac brushes loreal got them want watermelon crushes thats probably the reason all these boys got crushes what you know bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x) I said my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin im standin at my locker, and all the boys keep stoppin what you kno bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x) I said my lip gloss is poppin, my lip gloss is cool all da boys keep jockin, they chase me after school when it’s time for lunch, my lips still rock lil mama melon with the hot pink top cherry, vanilla, flavors is a virtue they lovin lip gloss universal the boys really like it, the girls don’t speak they, rollin they eyes, they lip gloss cheap it ain’t my fault, but I can upgrade you show you how to use nice things with nice flavors what you know bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x) I said my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin I’m standing at my locker, and all the boys keep stoppin what you know bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x) I said my lip gloss is poppin, my lip gloss is cool all da boys keep jockin, they chase me after school cuz my lip gloss is poppin (is poppin 4x) (2x) sittin in 8th period, thought I was in trouble BING! Called me on the loud speaker, on the double I stepped in the office like “yes miss. Maclarson” shes like “girl ran out of my lip gloss and... Write down where you get yours from cuz I must admit that bubble gum, is poppin(3x) she ain’t frontin and uh...I be lovin it, I be, I be lovin it and uh...I be usin it, I be, I be usin it and uh...I be rubbin it, I be, I be rubbin it on my lips, my lips uh...my lip gloss what you know bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x) I said my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin I’m standing at my locker, and all the boys keep stoppin what you know bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x) I said my lip gloss is poppin, my lip gloss is cool all da boys keep jockin, they chase me after school Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/305186a372bb061b2ab713febbdc560a.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Angel Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Omg this has reminded me of the goddamn awful MY HUMPS! Black Eyed Peas - My Humps What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out) I drive these brothers crazy, I do it on the daily, They treat me really nicely, They buy me all these ices. Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi and NaDonna Karan, they be sharin' All their money got me wearin' fly Brother I ain't askin, They say they love my ass ‘n, Seven Jeans, True Religion's, I say no, but they keep givin' So I keep on takin' And no I ain't taken We can keep on datin' I keep on demonstrating. My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love) You love my lady lumps (love), My hump, my hump, my hump (love), My humps they got you, She's got me spending. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk? I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk, Get you love drunk off my hump. What you gon' do with all that ass? All that ass inside them jeans? I'm a make, make, make, make you scream Make you scream, make you scream. Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what). My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out) I met a girl down at the disco. She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go. I could be your baby, you can be my honey Let's spend time not money. I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff, Milky, milky cocoa, Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight. They say I'm really sexy, The boys they wanna sex me. They always standing next to me, Always dancing next to me, Tryin' a feel my hump, hump. Lookin' at my lump, lump. You can look but you can't touch it, If you touch it I'ma start some drama, You don't want no drama, No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama So don't pull on my hand boy, You ain't my man, boy, I'm just tryn'a dance boy, And move my hump. My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump. My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) My lovely lady lumps (lumps) In the back and in the front (lumps) My lovin' got you, She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me. She's got me spendin'. (Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me *shudders* Quote i still love you, girl from mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victim Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Ugh, what an awful song Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/305186a372bb061b2ab713febbdc560a.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stenners Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Razorlights ditty in 'A girl aske me my name so i gave it to her' was voted the worst lyrics by the british public Also see: Limp Bizkit Faviroute lyricists inclue: Elliot Smith, Sufjan Stevens, Morrisey (The Smiths), Modest Mouse & Patrick Wolf Quote Delete my account, the is no reason why it should be against standard procediure, do it do it do it. Or LPF Sessions 3 leaks before it's done and Spoilers will be posted for every film release. Not to mention periodic troll invasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friðbjörn Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 come on, REM? there's way worse lyricists... Fred Durst does take the cake, that's for sure. and um... those ghostwriter dudes that write lyrics for bands like Atomic Kitten, Girls Aloud, and singers like Lindsay Lohan that song with Paris Hilton...horrible lyrics. everything by the Black eyed peas except Where is the love sucks so bad. the rappers just rap whack that barely rhymes, Fergie sings her usual lines about her ass or something... and any rapper with a name remotely remniscant to (and including) Yung Joc... g-unit Quote [broken External Image]:http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2784/lpfas08mostintelligentym8.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clogz Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 COLDPLAY. worst lyrics ever. Quote And then I felt chills in my bones / The breath I saw was not my own I knew my skin that wrapped my frame / Wasn't made to play this game XXI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxic1 Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 COLDPLAY. worst lyrics ever. I agree with Coldplay being absolute crap. Interpol has really bad lyrics as well. Of course there are plenty more to spout off. ----------- On the positive side: The National has some of the best lyrics going these days. As well as Okkervil River, Andrew Bird, The Fiery Furnaces, Low, Mt. Eerie (formerly known as The Microphones), etc etc. Neutral Milk Hotel's 1997 release "In The Aerolplane Over The Sea" is one of the finest albums lyrically written. Mt. Eerie the album, where The Microphones name and character finally dies, is quite an enjoyable concept album musically and lyrically. Frank Black has written many many amazing songs musically and lyrically for The Pixies and solo-wise. Modest Mouse has had quite a few gems. Especially from the Moon & Antarctica and back. Back when Isaac was on the drugs. The list goes on, but I'm off to bed.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraDoN Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 i think alot of metal bands write alot of crap too Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/095443c5f5914cdd05b1d389456c201e.jpg http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8df3638f80a4f010e06ef2c959f426e8.gif http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fe80ab99471398f0ef121d8f90c31038.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yackiestinger Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 i think alot of metal bands write alot of crap too with this statement you can easily bury yourself. You obviously didn't hear any metal band. Just go to the darklyrics and read..and compare it to mainstream bullshit you probably listen to. I'll put Opeth as progressive death metal band against any of artist you listen. i know Opeth wins. Quote [broken External Image]:http://kropla.com/images/croatia_flag.gif Myspace account...yeah, les-be friends :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraDoN Posted July 24, 2007 Author Share Posted July 24, 2007 with this statement you can easily bury yourself. You obviously didn't hear any metal band. Just go to the darklyrics and read..and compare it to mainstream bullshit you probably listen to. I'll put Opeth as progressive death metal band against any of artist you listen. i know Opeth wins. now now i didnt say 100% of metal bands.... and i still say ALOT of metal bands write alot of bad lyrics Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/095443c5f5914cdd05b1d389456c201e.jpg http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/8df3638f80a4f010e06ef2c959f426e8.gif http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fe80ab99471398f0ef121d8f90c31038.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friðbjörn Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 I'll put Opeth as progressive death metal band against any of artist you listen. i know Opeth wins. yeah Åkerfeldt writes some fantastic lyrics... one of the first things I noticed when I started listening to Opeth was the lyrics, cause they're just so good Quote [broken External Image]:http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2784/lpfas08mostintelligentym8.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_Angel Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 Favourite lyrics for me would be: Alkaline Trio; I love how they're so morbid and I love black humour so alot of their lyrics make me laugh. Fall Out Boy; Yeah I know they're scene as fuck and everything but I like them and their lyrics, theres some good, witty one liners in there. Arctic Monkeys; Just what the NME would want me to say, but yeah their lyrics are great, captures the typical common British lifestyle. Muse; You all know how much I love them, so naturally I'd love their lyrics too :] Not the best that I know of admittedly, but Matt Bellamy's gospels about the end of the world as we know it are brilliant. Quote i still love you, girl from mars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yackiestinger Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 now now i didnt say 100% of metal bands.... and i still say ALOT of metal bands write alot of bad lyrics Name them..10 examples Quote [broken External Image]:http://kropla.com/images/croatia_flag.gif Myspace account...yeah, les-be friends :-P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireHawk Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 PATD!, Fall out Boy, Limp Bizkit (except TUQTP1), Black Eyed Peas, 99% of anyone played on rap stations, G-Unit, 50 Cent, Mike Jones (yes there played on radio but they get extra hating) Tool (they are all fags), RHCP (very overrated), The Foo Fighters, and so many others that I can't think of (including myself) Quote Please when you see spam just click the http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/4b273718b96672a5cde873c5a972756e.gif graphic and type "Spam" into the text box then click report. Its better than complaining and goes straight to the mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victim Posted July 24, 2007 Share Posted July 24, 2007 i can't believe nobody has mentioned it.. But like country music in general has crappy lyrics.. Some of them are ok. but most are awful Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/305186a372bb061b2ab713febbdc560a.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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