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so what bands do you thing write the worst lyrics?

 

i think Bon Jovi maby or R.E.M imo

lol i know madonna aint a band but this must be the worste lyrics EVER :

 

MADONNA LYRICS

 

"I Love New York"

 

I don't like cities

But I like new york

Other places make me feel like a dork

Los Angeles is for people who sleep

Paris and London

Baby you can keep

 

[Chorus]

Other cities always make me mad

Other places always make me sad

No other city ever made me glad except New York

I love New York [X3]

 

If you don't like my attitude

Then you can F off

Just go to Texas

Isn't that where they golf

 

New York is not for little pussies who scream

If you can't stand the heat

Then get off my street [repeat]

 

[Chorus]

 

I love New York [repeat]

Get off my street [repeat]

 

thats bad....

 

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Limp Bizkit wins this caterogy hands down, as well as some COF songs!

 

"Hot Dog"

 

Ladies and gentlemen!

Introducing the Chocolate Starfish!

and the Hotdog Flavored Water

Bring it on!

Get the fuck up!

Yeah!

Check, one, two

 

Listen up, listen up!

Here we go

It's a fucked up world

A fucked up place

Everybody's judged by their fucked up face

Fucked up dreams

Fucked up life

A fucked up kid

With a fucked up knife

Fucked up moms

And fucked up dads

It's a fucked up a cop

With a fucked up badge

Fucked up job

With fucked up pay

And a fucked up boss

Is a fucked up pain

Fucked up press

And fucked up lies

Well, Lethal's in the back

With the fact of the fires

 

Hey, it's on

Everybody knows it's on

Hey, it's on

Everybody knows it's on

 

Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"

Fuck's just a word

And it's all fucked up

Like a fucked up punk

With a fucked up mouth

A nine inch nail

I'll get knocked the fuck out

Fucked up aids

From fucked up sex

Fake ass titties

On a fucked up chest

We're all fucked up

So whatcha wanna do?

We fucked up me

And fucked up you

 

You wanna fuck me like an animal

You'd like to burn me on the inside

You like to think that I'm a perfect drug

Just know that nothing you do

Will bring you closer to me

 

Ain't life a bitch?

A fucked up bitch

A fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch

A fucked up head

Is a fucked up shame

Swinging on my nuts

Is a fucked up game

Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind

It's real fucked up

Like a fucked up crime

If I say "Fuck", two more times

That's forty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme

 

It's on

Everybody knows it's on

Hey, it's on

Everybody knows it's on

 

You wanna fuck me like an animal

You'd like to burn me on the inside

You like to think that I'm a perfect drug

Just know that nothing you do

Will bring you closer to me

 

Hooo Haaa Haaaw!

Listen up baby

You.. can't.. bring.. me.. (bring me).. down

I.. don't.. think.. so

I don't want some

You.. better.. check.. your.. (check it).. self

Before.. you.. wreck.. your.. self

Kiss.. my.. star.. fish

My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk

Kiss.. my.. star.. fish

My.. choco.. late.. Starfish.. punk

 

You wanna fuck me like an animal

You'd like to burn me on the inside

You like to think that I'm a perfect drug

Just know that nothing you do

Will bring you closer to me

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if single persons count:

 

Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan

 

 

shouldn't this be in Other Artists?

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Hah, there must be way worse lyrics than that Madona's...lol...

I would say some metal lyrics...like Syg said...COF and that kinda stuff...once I got myself to reading something from COF and nothin made sense, lol...and I couldn't understand half of it...

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I know avril = repulsion!

 

di, on our school trip to greece last year we were in out hotel room and we were reading some COF lyrics aloud and literally we were in hysterics for about 2 hours! the gods sake who calls there band members "herr pubis' and 'norseman of the apocolypse'. shakes head is dismay. shame really, some og their sounds are brilliant and the rest is shite.

 

wow, thos 'hot dog' lyrics are awful!

 

iam mors sola fuga est

 

 

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Its not just bands with awful lyrics.. Most rap songs on the radio make me feel just flat out stupid when I hear the.. for example:

 

 

Lip Gloss by Lil' Mama

 

 

s poppin(4x) (2x)

 

What you kno bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x)

 

I said my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin

I’m standing at my locker, and all the boys keep stoppin

 

what you kno bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x)

 

I said my lip gloss is poppin, my lip gloss is cool

all da boys keep jockin, they chase me after school

 

mac,mac loreal, yep cuz I’m worth it

o the way I put it on so perfect

wipe, the corners of my mouth so I work it

when I walk down the hallway, they can’t say nothin

 

o o o my lips so luscious

the way I spice it up with the mac mac brushes

loreal got them want watermelon crushes

thats probably the reason all these boys got crushes

 

what you know bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x)

 

I said my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin

im standin at my locker, and all the boys keep stoppin

 

what you kno bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x)

 

I said my lip gloss is poppin, my lip gloss is cool

all da boys keep jockin, they chase me after school

 

when it’s time for lunch, my lips still rock

lil mama melon with the hot pink top

cherry, vanilla, flavors is a virtue

they lovin lip gloss universal

 

the boys really like it, the girls don’t speak

they, rollin they eyes, they lip gloss cheap

it ain’t my fault, but I can upgrade you

show you how to use nice things with nice flavors

 

what you know bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x)

 

I said my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin

I’m standing at my locker, and all the boys keep stoppin

 

 

what you know bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x)

 

I said my lip gloss is poppin, my lip gloss is cool

all da boys keep jockin, they chase me after school

 

cuz my lip gloss is poppin (is poppin 4x) (2x)

 

sittin in 8th period, thought I was in trouble

BING! Called me on the loud speaker, on the double

I stepped in the office like “yes miss. Maclarson”

shes like “girl ran out of my lip gloss and...

Write down where you get yours from

cuz I must admit that bubble gum, is poppin(3x) she ain’t frontin

 

and uh...I be lovin it, I be, I be lovin it

and uh...I be usin it, I be, I be usin it

and uh...I be rubbin it, I be, I be rubbin it

on my lips, my lips uh...my lip gloss

 

what you know bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x)

 

I said my lip gloss is cool, my lip gloss be poppin

I’m standing at my locker, and all the boys keep stoppin

 

 

what you know bout me, what cha, what cha know bout me (2x)

 

I said my lip gloss is poppin, my lip gloss is cool

all da boys keep jockin, they chase me after school

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Omg this has reminded me of the goddamn awful MY HUMPS!

 

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

 

I drive these brothers crazy,

I do it on the daily,

They treat me really nicely,

They buy me all these ices.

Dolce & Gabbana,

Fendi and NaDonna

Karan, they be sharin'

All their money got me wearin' fly

Brother I ain't askin,

They say they love my ass ‘n,

Seven Jeans, True Religion's,

I say no, but they keep givin'

So I keep on takin'

And no I ain't taken

We can keep on datin'

I keep on demonstrating.

 

My love (love), my love, my love, my love (love)

You love my lady lumps (love),

My hump, my hump, my hump (love),

My humps they got you,

 

She's got me spending.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

 

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside that trunk?

I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,

Get you love drunk off my hump.

What you gon' do with all that ass?

All that ass inside them jeans?

I'm a make, make, make, make you scream

Make you scream, make you scream.

Cos of my hump (ha), my hump, my hump, my hump (what).

My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps (Check it out)

 

I met a girl down at the disco.

She said hey, hey, hey yea let's go.

I could be your baby, you can be my honey

Let's spend time not money.

I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,

Milky, milky cocoa,

Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

 

They say I'm really sexy,

The boys they wanna sex me.

They always standing next to me,

Always dancing next to me,

Tryin' a feel my hump, hump.

Lookin' at my lump, lump.

You can look but you can't touch it,

If you touch it I'ma start some drama,

You don't want no drama,

No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama

So don't pull on my hand boy,

You ain't my man, boy,

I'm just tryn'a dance boy,

And move my hump.

 

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.

My lovely lady lumps (lumps)

My lovely lady lumps (lumps)

My lovely lady lumps (lumps)

In the back and in the front (lumps)

My lovin' got you,

 

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me and spending time on me.

She's got me spendin'.

(Oh) Spendin' all your money on me, up on me, on me

 

 

*shudders*

i still love you, girl from mars.

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Razorlights ditty in

 

'A girl aske me my name

so i gave it to her'

 

was voted the worst lyrics by the british public

 

Also see: Limp Bizkit

 

Faviroute lyricists inclue: Elliot Smith, Sufjan Stevens, Morrisey (The Smiths), Modest Mouse & Patrick Wolf

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come on, REM? there's way worse lyricists...

 

Fred Durst does take the cake, that's for sure. and um...

 

those ghostwriter dudes that write lyrics for bands like Atomic Kitten, Girls Aloud, and singers like Lindsay Lohan

that song with Paris Hilton...horrible lyrics.

everything by the Black eyed peas except Where is the love sucks so bad. the rappers just rap whack that barely rhymes, Fergie sings her usual lines about her ass or something...

and any rapper with a name remotely remniscant to (and including) Yung Joc...

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COLDPLAY.

worst lyrics ever.

 

I agree with Coldplay being absolute crap. Interpol has really bad lyrics as well. Of course there are plenty more to spout off.

 

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On the positive side:

 

The National has some of the best lyrics going these days. As well as Okkervil River, Andrew Bird, The Fiery Furnaces, Low, Mt. Eerie (formerly known as The Microphones), etc etc.

 

Neutral Milk Hotel's 1997 release "In The Aerolplane Over The Sea" is one of the finest albums lyrically written.

 

Mt. Eerie the album, where The Microphones name and character finally dies, is quite an enjoyable concept album musically and lyrically.

 

Frank Black has written many many amazing songs musically and lyrically for The Pixies and solo-wise.

 

Modest Mouse has had quite a few gems. Especially from the Moon & Antarctica and back. Back when Isaac was on the drugs.

 

The list goes on, but I'm off to bed..........

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i think alot of metal bands write alot of crap too

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i think alot of metal bands write alot of crap too

with this statement you can easily bury yourself. You obviously didn't hear any metal band.

Just go to the darklyrics and read..and compare it to mainstream bullshit you probably listen to.

 

I'll put Opeth as progressive death metal band against any of artist you listen. i know Opeth wins.

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with this statement you can easily bury yourself. You obviously didn't hear any metal band.

Just go to the darklyrics and read..and compare it to mainstream bullshit you probably listen to.

 

I'll put Opeth as progressive death metal band against any of artist you listen. i know Opeth wins.

now now i didnt say 100% of metal bands....

and i still say ALOT of metal bands write alot of bad lyrics

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I'll put Opeth as progressive death metal band against any of artist you listen. i know Opeth wins.

yeah Åkerfeldt writes some fantastic lyrics...

one of the first things I noticed when I started listening to Opeth was the lyrics, cause they're just so good

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Favourite lyrics for me would be:

 

Alkaline Trio; I love how they're so morbid and I love black humour so alot of their lyrics make me laugh.

 

Fall Out Boy; Yeah I know they're scene as fuck and everything but I like them and their lyrics, theres some good, witty one liners in there.

 

Arctic Monkeys; Just what the NME would want me to say, but yeah their lyrics are great, captures the typical common British lifestyle.

 

Muse; You all know how much I love them, so naturally I'd love their lyrics too :] Not the best that I know of admittedly, but Matt Bellamy's gospels about the end of the world as we know it are brilliant.

i still love you, girl from mars.

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PATD!, Fall out Boy, Limp Bizkit (except TUQTP1), Black Eyed Peas, 99% of anyone played on rap stations, G-Unit, 50 Cent, Mike Jones (yes there played on radio but they get extra hating) Tool (they are all fags), RHCP (very overrated), The Foo Fighters, and so many others that I can't think of (including myself)

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