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Guest Tim Bruening

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:41775CF2.3A959DF6@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> > Impenetrable: A bull which can't be wounded.

> >

> > Offense: Not on the fence.

> >

> > Pot Garden: Where mind altering pots are grown.

> >

> > Baby Shower: Raining babies.

> >

> > Car Pool: Where cars swim.

> >

> > Firearms: Burning limbs.

> >

> > Gunman: A man with a gun for a head.

> >

> > Hornets: Horn you blow nets out of.

> >

> > Perversity: A city full of immoral behavior.

>

> Sodom now and come back Gomorrah.

>

> >

> > Rifle: Full of rye.

>

> Pistol: The fee you have to pay to use a public toilet.

 

Bucker: One dollar dog.

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