Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I have decided that I want Silver Dragon as my personal sex slave. I will open the bidding at one US Dollar. Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaManiac Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I'll go a buck fiddy, but if the bidding goes any higher I'm gonna have to see a picture of the merchandise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tizz Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 LMFAO!!!!! OK THIS is funny!!!!! If it includes the ability to bind and gaga the bitch I throw in for a buck 75 (then leave her in the closet or save as a gift in lue of good rep for a very special poster LOL) Quote "An intelligence that is not humane is the most dangerous thing in the world" Ashley Montague "No one should have to walk alone" Phuong Du "An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind" Ghandi "If I were asked to define an American in a single phrase, I would say 'An American is a person who has the right to be different' and I think that right is growing" William Manchester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaManiac Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 O.K. gonna need some photo documentation if I'm gonna engage in this bidding war. "Buyer beware" and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrayGal Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 LOL hell if i win the bitch i want my money back...2 dolla Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/bf579d790688a5b6ce4acac92ae0b3e3.jpg Gray~Gal ..... You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." WC Fields. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Unknown There is nothing more frightening than active ignorance. ~Goethe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 I do not bid on any used merchandise. I will use an automobile analogy. If it has too many miles on the odometer, has had too many previous drivers, flat cushions, a trunk big enough to hold the entire Tampa Bay Buccaneer forward line, has been rear-ended by something as large as a cement truck and the quarter panels are bowed out too much then no thank you, ma'am. Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted August 25, 2005 Author Share Posted August 25, 2005 I do not bid on any used merchandise. I will use an automobile analogy. If it has too many miles on the odometer' date=' has had too many previous drivers, flat cushions, a trunk big enough to hold the entire Tampa Bay Buccaneer forward line, has been rear-ended by something as large as a cement truck and the quarter panels are bowed out too much then no thank you, ma'am. [/quote']True enough, but if the "car" can get you to the grocery store, you can get "bread". Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaManiac Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Well then I guess without being given the opportunity to "kick the tires", I'll just have to assume that I am bidding on a "beater". I guess I can go three fiddy. Hey grey goose if your just bidding to drive the price up you are not very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 25, 2005 Share Posted August 25, 2005 Me on the other hand only wants OLDER merchandise. Newer products may not be cleared and could possibly be illegal Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokersarewild Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 I'll go 4 dollars, because I need someone to clean my room...HEAD is good every once in a while, though. Quote RoyalOrleans is my real dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8_BALL Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Best Investment Opportunity This would be a sure way to make one hellacious profit. I would buy her for what she Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaManiac Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Four bucks!? are you nuts? You can get a brand new one for that! I'm out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaManiac Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Best Investment Opportunity This would be a sure way to make one hellacious profit. I would buy her for what she Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sovikolp Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 how much is a used condom worth? i bid that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 $5.00 US..... YAY CAPITALISM ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Although... we could go communist and everyone could take a stab! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 And then we can all get a chunk of the SD, ummm pie (nuff said) Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr X Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Me on the other hand only wants OLDER merchandise. Newer products may not be cleared and could possibly be illegal Are you refering to milfs? ...if so MILFS!!! MILFS!!! MILFS!!! YEAHHAAHHH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komrade Vostok Hazard Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Yes!! Milfs!! Quote All bullshit, No Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Man I'm definitely out of the running because you'd have to pay me to take her as anything. Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver_dragon87 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Awww thanks MRIH, I feel very loved. Sorry, Hugh, this merchandise is brand spanking new And none of you will be seeing a pic of this lot, so you'll have to take it in faith. PS: great business plan, 8ball. For once you show forethought. Hell, any thought is good enough for me. Quote Everyone pound your feet to this phenomenon. Now, let's make it loud, let's show 'em all how you move to this phenomenon. Roll! Open your soul, maybe lose control inside of this phenomenon. Just let yourself go and let everyone know you move to this phenomenon. Phenomenon --- Thousand Foot Krutches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Awww thanks MRIH, I feel very loved. Sorry, Hugh, this merchandise is brand spanking new And none of you will be seeing a pic of this lot, so you'll have to take it in faith. PS: great business plan, 8ball. For once you show forethought. Hell, any thought is good enough for me. I want you... Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrayGal Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Aint that cute...INTERNET LOVE!! HAHA no wonder Outlaw is against me Its ok..booty is booty Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/bf579d790688a5b6ce4acac92ae0b3e3.jpg Gray~Gal ..... You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." WC Fields. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Unknown There is nothing more frightening than active ignorance. ~Goethe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheJenn88 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 if i don't have to give you any actual money, $1,000! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlaw2747 Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Aint that cute...INTERNET LOVE!! HAHA no wonder Outlaw is against me Its ok..booty is booty LOL who said I was against you? I have no beef with ya. Plus you're married. Quote "I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbecued iguana." - Wall of Voodoo http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/fb910e0baa5b4e108ffee98f66cdb3cc.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 If I had to make a bargain with Satan himself, I'd take that deal and drill ol' Silver Dragon in the ass. Not because she's attractive, not because she's cute... just because it looks like she could use a snarling. You can take it to the pity, but its more than I can stand. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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