Birth Control

[lonely4love]

Just a quick, random survey!

 

[Msixty]

i always got one in the wallet, so i say, use what you got

 

[RoyalOrleans]

Oh yeah... I shoot it in her mouth. Open wide for some baby batter!

 

[bart1123]

Snip dangle....Snip dangle

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

Oral sex was God's most perfect invention...

1. It's Mother Nature's, Ever So Fun, Natural Baby Prevention Device!

2. It's the greatest boost for marriage I know. Keeps the man happy, and shuts the bitch up, if only for a short while!

 

[Master_Jaffer]

Oral sex was God's most perfect invention...

1. It's Mother Nature's, Ever So Fun, Natural Baby Prevention Device!

2. It's the greatest boost for marriage I know. Keeps the man happy, and shuts the bitch up, if only for a short while!

That's a true side pincher XD
I would use a condom if I didn't want children.

 

[Crispy Critter]

I speak for myself only...Fat, ugly or sexy young ladies without passion have never been knocked up by me.

The army girls call the army issue eye glasses that resemble the old Clark Kent glasses, birth control glasses. They complain they make them look so ugly pregnancy would be impossible. But some of these visual impaired crack troops still got pregnant.

 

[ToriAllen]

Option six- Made hubby get fixed so I wouldn't have to take the cancer/heart attack pill.

 

[Vortex]

Well those in my circles dont really call it birth control Unless modern science has come up with something i havent heard of yet.....

But i dont wish to die too early so condoms it is!


But id rather not use anything since oral is the only way to go!

 

[tizz]

Well it's een a while but as I recall condoms, (among a few others) but since I have a three year old now I must not have been too adament about it.

No pill EVER it is actually more dangerous than most people think.

Oral is fun but only if there is no funky spunk involved gag choke puke

 

[phreakwars]

You mean the white creamy LOVE MUD.


Facials with it, really tighten the skin, better then OIL OF OLAY

 

[snafu]

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[phreakwars]

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[snafu]

Very funny!!!

 

[phreakwars]

Funny how ??

What do you mean funny ?? I thought this was a serious topic...

Being unable to get an erection is nothing to laugh at

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