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Hey there,

 

You guys might not know me very well so here's a bit about me. my dad's name is STAN STELLANOVKOVICH I was born in Serbia and now live in Australia. I love farting, pooing, weeing and all those enjoyable activities so if you want more detail you can write in here and i'll keep ya posted. I'll just tell you guys a few unique things about myself:

 

1. I can wee and poo standing up without and spillage

2. I love listening to Linkin Park because it just makes me so pumped up that i once bashed my friend. (she's fine now and we forgive each other)

3. I have 2 cats, called Shiprah and Puah.

 

Today i am going to the dentist to get a filling on the fourth tooth in my top jaw. I might seem a bit weird to you but, i am actually a rather tolerant, calm, happy, friendly person, and it would be great if i can get to know people on here.

 

:thumbsup:

:p

I love to fart. I just love the thrill of the air escaping from my insides. Pooing and weeing, are enjoyable activites too.

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wooooo hoooo linkin park sure does rock!

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Tomorrow afternoon i go to the dentist. I always get a strange feeling because i feel like my dentist has a crush on my teeth. it's pretty annoying but i can live with it. I can tell he likes them because he always tells me that they are beautiful.
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I love to fart. I just love the thrill of the air escaping from my insides. Pooing and weeing, are enjoyable activites too.

:p

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I have basketball practice on next Wednesday and it should be fun because we are playing the Stormers and their coach is really really hot. he has dark hair and glasses, buck teeth, bum chin, big ears, pointy nose, pimples, warts, varoukahs and is covered in moles. and he's a midget. i love playing the stormers. last time we lost 76-12 but i almost scored a goal in that game!

Anywayz i'm gonna go listen to Meteora and have a snooze!

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I love to fart. I just love the thrill of the air escaping from my insides. Pooing and weeing, are enjoyable activites too.

:p

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1. I can wee and poo standing up without and spillage

 

NO WAY!!

OMG!

You so gotta teach me!!

lol:p

 

You sound cool and friendly!Nice to meet ya! *hugs*

 

Linkin Park rocks, no noubt! \m/

 

Thanks, nice to meet u 2!

 

It might be better to tell you how, in a PM rather than on here because it might gross some people out (yes, some people are weird). :D

 

Yes, Linkin Park rocks!!

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I love to fart. I just love the thrill of the air escaping from my insides. Pooing and weeing, are enjoyable activites too.

:p

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This morning i went for a wee. Then i went for some brekkie. then i went for a jog, but i ended up on the bog.

 

oh yeah and last night my poo was green.

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I love to fart. I just love the thrill of the air escaping from my insides. Pooing and weeing, are enjoyable activites too.

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NO i wasn't eating grass, i was eating fried cabbage so that's prolly why it was green. Yeah i got my filling in, my next adventure is the Doctor on Thursday, where i'm getting my (you know what) checked because i've been having some excessive peroid pain :( :( :-*(
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I love to fart. I just love the thrill of the air escaping from my insides. Pooing and weeing, are enjoyable activites too.

:p

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Does your dad own a toilet store, by any chance?

Lol sorry, but welcome to the forums. Have a blast, and you will meet fun people on here. :D

And then I felt chills in my bones / The breath I saw was not my own

I knew my skin that wrapped my frame / Wasn't made to play this game

XXI

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