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BRIDGE PIGEONS

 

The road crew's equipment was dripping with some sort

of mysterious, slippery substance that I could not identify,

so I asked an impish ELF who lives under the bridge,

as roommate of Mr. Tin Whiskers. He said something about

the National Defense that did not quite make sense, that

they were misspending on the Da Fence. You know... Down Der,

by da Mexico border, insteada fixin da byways an bridges,

which was what was causin our intrastructure destructure

 

The ELF told me of an Immunoglobulin Goblin who experimented

in an underground Lavatory Laboratory. After many repeated

cynical clinical trials, he succeeded in making

incremental excremental progress toward the volume

production of amino acid guanylating secret reagents,

using pigeon guano as a readily available guanidinium

in the functionalized hydrogel as bile acid

feeling like your bowels have gone bowling and

thrown a gutter ball in your gullet by the ravenous

gourmands of an incompetent guilty government

 

He built bridges plastered with Beverly Hills Botox

ballot box cement shoes trowelled over a face covered with

a hot towel to stop anyone from seeing the fine cracks,

the fine wrinkles in the face of a vain 25 year-old starlet

with crows feet stomped by corrosive road salt and

assault and battery acid transported by pigeon resealed ghosts

not successfully analyzed after the fact by the cosmetic

structural defect detectives.

 

Toiling over his experimental toilet, flush with pride

at his discoveries, by mixing battery acid and applying

high voltage to the bronchoalveolar lavage brake lining

fluid with the superficial superglue that held the loose

ceiling bolts, his grant unfortunately ran out and his dog

was run over, nearly exhausting an oily black smoke

out his tailpipe and putting the brakes on his investigation.

 

The Immunoglobulin Goblin applied for a bridge loan

in order to continue funding his research, but the

payments lapsed, the economy collapsed, and the automobile

immune system completely collapsed, until the raucous crowds

and the carrion crows and the carcasses of the cars were still

 

Motionless

 

Like bumper-to-bumper dead buffalo

needing to go to the bathroom

and smelling like the town dump

 

like white pigeon dropping bombs splattering

bleached white bones of bison killing

the last prayers of the prairies

and the belief in Hebrew National Beef

with six billion sold, six billion buried

as advertised on vulgar commercial billboards

 

We will build another Ark when the Artic ice melts,

in cubits, with ice cubes and 2x4's,

in order to save the endangered species 2x2,

when the melted ice floods all the Florida auto engines.

 

No wonder we cannot trust the disgusting truss system

with the rusted gussets, corrupted corrugated plates

and sinister sinusoidal supports, soon to be

destroyed by a tsunami in the sewer system.

 

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77. Pantagraph.com | News |

Pigeons took toll on collapsed Minnesota bridge

 

Pantagraph.com is a publication of The Pantagraph, a newspaper

in Bloomington, Illinois. ... Pigeons took toll on collapsed

Minnesota bridge. By Martiga Lohn .

 

http://www.pantagraph.com/articles/2007/08/22/news/doc46c...

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20439533/site/newsweek/page/0/#storyContinued

 

Could pigeon dung alone be responsible for the catastrophe? "We

can't speculate too much; the investigation is still going on

and this is early in process," says Neal Langerman, a health and

safety division expert with the American Chemical Society. But

he says there is "a chemical mechanism by which the high salt

levels of dried pigeon dung can cause corrosion and weaken metal.

 

But there are mysteries to the pigeon that few of us know.

"Pigeons don't pee," explains Fitzpatrick. "It's a water-saving

mechanism. Reptiles and birds crystallize their ammonium waste

into uric acid, which is the white stuff in bird poop. It forms

a salt when it dries and could certainly accelerate corrosion of

steel."

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http://www.cs.utah.edu/~regehr/research/pelican.html

 

A Pigeon-Based Guidance System

 

In one of the odder stories of World War II, the US military

backed an investigation into weapons guided by trained pigeons.

The investigation was conducted by the well-known behavioral

psychologist Burrhus Frederic Skinner.

 

In early 1942, Skinner, then of the University of Minnesota,

conducted preliminary studies on the concept of using trained

animals as a guidance system. The studies were funded at a low

level by General Mills, a major food producer.

 

The US National Defense Research Committee (NDRC), which funded

new technologies that might be useful for winning the war, was

skeptical of the idea, but in mid-1943 awarded a $25,000 USD

contract to General Mills to continue the work. The

investigation was codenamed PROJECT PIGEON, and Skinner hoped to

be able to use pigeons to guide a weapon to within 6 meters (20

feet) of a target.

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The Effect of Low Energy, Extremely Low Frequency (ELF ...

 

Title : The Effect of Low Energy, Extremely Low Frequency (ELF)

Electromagnetic Radiation on Operant Behavior in the Pigeon and

the Rat.

 

stinet.dtic.mil/oai/oai?&verb=getRecord&metadataPr...

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Diary of a Mad Messenger Pigeon - alt.surrealism | Google Groups

Thomas Keske. View profile. More options Jun 10, 9:44 pm.

Newsgroups: alt.surrealism ...

against Pigeons Act in major march Pigeon Resistance ...

 

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http://www.silvio-co.com/pigeons/weather-warfare.htm

 

The pigeon is a highly strung, finely tuned compass on wings.

NASA has never devised the range or quantity of fail safe

features or redundancies for its equipment that God has endowed

to his incredible winged creation. The racing pigeon is unique

in the feathered world! Keeping all of these known attributes in

mind, it is not difficult to comprehend how the manipulation of

the environment, just might, let me repeat, just might play

havoc with the on-board biological navigational systems of the

racing pigeon.

 

Figure 4: Long distance racing homers like these have extremely

sensitive and highly developed biological navigational systems

that may be at risk through ELF manipulation. The pigeon above

is owned and raced by Thomas Mattacchione and the photo was

taken by Andrew Skrobot.

 

After over 30 years of development, and extensive testing around

the globe, these new scalar electromagnetic weapons are up and

running and ready to go. Tom Bearden, at his website Cheniere,

dicusses the history of these new scalar electromagnetic weapons

in his paper "Historical Background of Scalar EM Weapons."

 

These are the weapons Nikita Khrushchev spoke of in January,

1960.

 

Here's a direct quotation from the U.S. Secretary of Defense,

dealing with the very kind of electromagnetic weapons that you

thought was a conspiratorial notion of mine when I wrote about

them openly. Feel free to check the reference; it's in the

official transcript as cited.

 

'Others [terrorists] are engaging even in an eco-type of

terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off

earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of

electromagnetic waves... So there are plenty of ingenious minds

out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak

terror upon other nations... It's real, and that's the reason

why we have to intensify our [counterterrorism] efforts.'

 

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http://www.elfwood.com/art/w/i/willemoever/lonely_elf.jpg.html

 

This blind elf has been living all on her own in the woods since

she's been cast out of her village because she can't see. Now, a

little pigeon is her only friend and helps her survive...

 

And i hope the pigeon survives in the world with poachers n so

on. >_< guess he's clever enough, anyways does she appear in

your book?

 

Well, originally she had a role in my book, but I rewrote her

part so many times, and in the end I left her out, and she was

replaced by two other elfs...

 

HAHA! that's really good! i likey very muchy the detail on the

scabbard excetera excetera...you've got the proportions just

right as far as i can see...what i don't get is why you haven't

got more comments already!

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http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=2399

 

actually the pigeon comment is the closest one here. Its

actually about one night that bob was out waiting for his LSD

dealer who was coincidentally a large asian man who resembled an

eskimo. Anyway theres probably a good chance that it is named

after one of those people in the movies or whatever but it is

actually just what he decided to refer to his dealer during this

song. Anyway he wrote it while he was waiting on a park bench

and there was an older man a couple seats down feeding pigeons.

Peace

 

- papa, colfax, IA

 

Bob was going through what I call his 'confused phase' when he

wrote this - how can you be "neath the trees" feeding pigeons on

a limb? They must be very low hanging limbs - possibly the

pigeons have been fed too much and are now overwight? Would that

be why the limbs are hanging so low? I'll ask my chum Calvin at

http://www.zekesavant.com for clarification.

- Zeke, Wodonga, Australia

 

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http://www.holyducttape.com/oli/rebellion.html

 

The Manchurian Elf

 

(Brendan Dillon)

 

One of the Marshals punched a few keys on the box, expanding the

deostatic field to encompass the room, to prevent the prisoner

from teleporting out of custody. He unlocked the box, picked up

Norman the Elf, and placed him on the bed.

 

As they walked out of Enloe, they began discussing possible

punishments for

Norman for staging his rebellion. "Maybe we can convince Delilah

to revoke his deification. Make him a mortal, with no powers,"

Jason suggested.

 

"I dunno, I'm kind of leaning towards Bevin's proposal," Brendan

said. "We sentence him to purchase all of Bevin's feminine

products until the end of time."

 

I think some people may object to that," said Wayland.

 

"Who cares about them? Goddamned hippie tree-huggers."

 

"Yes. He was planning to schedule the handover for just after

the theatrical release of the 'Manchurian Candidate' remake. He

always had a weird sense of humor."

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http://www.ic-stories.com/Act-III/Chapter35.htm

 

When the group was inside, Hecate saw that there were nearly two

dozen people there of many different species. The apparent

leader, a tall, thin, rather austere looking elf dressed in

black and silver strode forward. "Ah, you must be the lovely

Sheila," he observed, smiling at the terrified-looking vixen.

Turning to the apparently-unconscious man, he nodded. "And this

must be her guardian, though I'm surprised that he was captured

so easily." Stepping back, he waved his hand in front of himself,

casting a spell. "No, I don't think so. Not so easily. More like

you let yourself be captured." When the man didn't reply the elf

frowned. "I tire of this game, human. You twitched when I

grabbed your hair, so I know you're not unconscious."

 

"Paid?" Arden echoed with a quirky smile of his own. "I'm not

being paid anything."

 

"Oh, no," the elf replied, looking rather put out. "You're not

one of those goody-goody types who feels obligated to help the

poor and downtrodden, are you?"

 

Arden ignored Hecate's derisive snort. "Actually, no. To be

honest, I've spent most of my life as a paid assassin. This

particular job just happens to be something that I'm doing for

personal reasons."

 

"Hmmm. That's too bad," the elf replied with a melancholy sigh.

"You could have been of such use to me."

 

Arden let out a started cry as one of the guards behind him

plunged a dagger in, and then pulled it out. A second later, he

heard the sound of a scream as the dagger dropped to the floor,

the blade slowly being eaten away by his acidic blood. Taking

this as their clue, Hecate released the spell she had been

holding, tossing her two guards like rag dolls through the air

and into the walls where they crumpled silently to the floor.

Nobody paid much attention to them, though, as Arden grunted

loudly, followed by the sharp snap of rope breaking. Freed of

his bonds, he grabbed one guard, swung him around and smashed

him into the shocked guards who'd been behind him, one cradling

his wounded hand where the acid-like blood had splashed it.

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.. Pigeon dung examined in bridge collapse - Yahoo! News

.... the buildup of pigeon dung on the span near downtown

Minneapolis two decades ago. ... Pigeon droppings contain

ammonia and acids, said chemist Neal Langerman, an

 

news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070823/ap_on_re_us/bridge_co...

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http://www.jbc.org/cgi/reprint/159/1/153.pdf

 

Dialyzed extracts of pigeon liver acetone powder were used in

all experiments. The preparation of the enzyme, the methods of

quantitative determination of the products, and the conditions

used in conducting the reaction were the same as described by

Evans, Vennesland, and Slotin

 

Separation and degradation of the products were accomplished by a

modified form of the procedure described by Wood, Werkman,

Hemingway, and Nier (5). The pyruvic acid was bound by bisulfite

and the malic, fumaric, and lactic acids were separated from the

pyruvic acid by extraction with ethyl ether. After removal of

the bisulfite the pyruvic acid was recovered by ether extraction.

The carboxyl group of pyruvate was then liberated by ceric

sulfate oxidation (6). The malic and fumaric acids were

separated from the lactic acid by precipitation as the

silver salts.

 

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http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1554135

 

Immunoglobulin and antibody levels in bronchoalveolar lavage

fluid from symptomatic and asymptomatic pigeon breeders

 

Twenty-one symptomatic subjects with pigeon breeders' lung (PBL)

and 10 asymptomatic pigeon breeders, with a similar exposure to

pigeon antigens, underwent bronchoalveolar lavage. Total IgG,

IgM and IgA in lavage fluid were determined as were specific

antibody levels against antigens in pigeon serum and droppings.

Results were converted to levels in epithelial lining fluid (ELF)

using lavage and serum urea ratios. It was found that

symptomatics represent a group that is hyperreactive to pigeon

antigens compared with the asymptomatic group with significantly

higher IgG, IgM, IgA levels as well as specific antibody levels

against pigeon serum and droppings.

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http://www.hp-lexicon.org/wizards/wizards-non.html

 

Magical Beings (at least those who have names)

"We're not just ugly fairies."

 

-- Brotherhood of Goblins slogan, quoted by Ragnok the Pigeon-Toed

 

The Wizarding World is home to many Beings who are not Wizards.

These range from House-elves such as Winky to immensely wise and

intelligent beings like Magorian the Centaur. Each of them

shares in common the fact that they are looked down upon by

members of the Wizarding community. The Fountain of Magical

Brethren, until recently standing in the Atrium of the Ministry

of Magic, gave testimony to this foolish prejudice

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.. Might of giant proves harmful to Agassi's ...

.... though the giant would blow the pigeon-toed elf clean out of

the stadium; at others, the elf would be dancing merry rings

round him and ...

 

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/tennis/wimbledon/a...

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Russians Capture North Pole; Christmas and Oil Reserves at Risk ...

 

Plan in Place to Reduce Hollywood Pigeons and Stupid Starlets ...

Santa, the Elves and all North Pole oil and gas reserves will be

assimilated into Russia .

 

inebriatedpress.wordpress.com/2007/08/02/russians-.

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http://www.sdreader.com/php/ma_show.php?id=365

 

nothing but big sacks of Costco Pigeon Death

 

Nothing. Zero. Not even a pigeon. After several hours of field

surveys, we concluded that the Morena Boulevard Costco could be

the most biologically sterile patch in the county.

 

The elves lined up to order some of those mmmm-mmmm-good

all-beef Hebrew National dogs to see if they could attract any

winged things. As we sat around munching and pondering, we drew

up this list of reasons why there are no pigeons, or much of

anything else, at the Morena Boulevard Costco.

 

Not much there to interest a pigeon, or the Alices for that

matter. We finished our juicy dogs and flew the coop.

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http://www.vcu.edu/engweb/eng385/jefferspoems.htm

 

Slowly the passenger pigeons increased, then suddenly their numbers

Became enormous, they would flatten ten miles of forest

When they flew down to roost, and the cloud of their rising

Eclipsed the dawns. They became too many, they are all dead

Not one remains.

 

How many are left? For a time, for a few years, their bones

Turned the dark prairies white.

 

You, Death, you watch for these things.

These explosions of life: they are your food.

They make your feasts.

 

Three billion people: our bones, ours too, would make

Wide prairies white, a beautiful snow of unburied bones:

 

Bones that have twitched and quivered in the nights of love,

Bones that have shaken with laughter and hung slack

.............in sorrow, coward bones

Worn out with trembling, strong bones broken on the rack,

.............bones broken in battle,

Broad bones gnarled with hard labor, and the little bones

............of sweet young children, and the white empty skulls,

Little carved ivory wine-jugs that used to contain

 

Roll those idiot black eyes of yours

On the field-beats, not on intelligent man,

We are not in your order. You watched the dinosaurs

Grow into horror: they had been little elves in the ditches

and presently became enormous with leaping flanks

And tearing teeth, plated with armor, nothing could

stand against them, nothing but you,

Death, and they died. You watched the sabre-tooth tigers

Develop those huge fangs, unnecessary as our sciences,

and presently they died. You have their bones

In the oil-pits and layer rock, you will not have ours.

 

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http://dlatman.com/comments/feed/

 

"More violence than the human mind can comprehend." Kill the

Indians, Enslave the Africans, Kill the British, Kill each other,

Kill more Indians, Kill the Buffalo, Kill the Passenger Pigeon,

Steal Oil from Anybody, Mexicans? Kill the Germans, Insane

Nuclear Program

 

Thank you Hal. I enjoyed looking at your photographs of

squirrels and elves; very cute

 

you are so talented and have a great soul. If you explore you

Judaism more deeply you will find infinite reward, and of course

keep on caring about humanity.

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http://www.heartland.org/Article.cfm?artId=1077

 

ELF has no formal headquarters or publicly known organizational

structure. Rosebraugh says he doesn't know who is or is not a

member. But he knows every detail of what they do and is well-

established as the one and only authoritative ELF media contact.

 

ELF is shy and restrained only when it comes to the

identification of ELF activists who have committed some form of

extreme vandalism. The evidence, so far, suggests most ELF

activists are young and probably students in high school or

college. Of the four so far arrested in connection with a series

of burnings of new homes under construction on Long Island, New

York, three were in high school; only the fourth was over age 21.

 

The Federal Bureau of Investigation now considers ELF to be one

of the nation's principal terrorist groups.

 

Over the past decade of mounting eco-terrorism, Virginia was

hardly aware of the subject . . . until January 30, 2001. That's

when Craig Rosebraugh was invited to address an assembly of

students, faculty, and visitors at Virginia Tech University.

 

Elves on campus

 

Fortunately, a few people in the Old Dominion were forewarned

and alert. One of them was Bruce Griffith, a lumberman in

southwest Virginia. In a matter of hours, he, Talley Griffith,

and Jane Hogan from Southside, Virginia, like the Minute Men of

226 years ago in Massachusetts, had rallied a Virginia

Treekeepers (TreeKeepers.org) delegation of citizens to make the

long trip to protest and monitor Rosebraugh's appearance on the

Tech campus.

 

All of the effort, it is fair to assume, was to extol the

"virtues" of ELF, anarchy and socialism.

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http://chronicle.com/forums/index.php?topic=36786.0

 

The Chronicle of Higher Education

 

Are you scared to go back to school?

 

The scariest thing is how difficult it is to predict this sort

of thing. So really, you can never know when or if it will

happen.

 

Deeply saddened

 

anthroid

Watching unscrupulous elves of the tundra for 17 years.

Distinguished Senior Member

 

Articles

A CAMP OF THEIR OWN

Gay, lesbian, and transgender students participate in a summer

leadership retreat at Towson University.

Students at "gay camp" did team-building exercises and developed

organizing strategies. (Photograph by C.M. Hall)

 

OPERATION UNDER ATTACK

Medical students from the Uniformed Services University of the

Health Sciences stage mock battles to prepare for real wars.

 

GRADING UNDERGRADUATE RESEARCH

New studies shed light on whether getting students into the lab

earlier makes a difference.

 

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26. Minneapolis Insider: GLBT Minneapolis

DISCLAIMER: The opinions expressed by Minneapolis Insider

authors are .... A drag queen, a drag queen with really hot

elves ...elves as big as the sky! ...

 

glbtminneapolis.blogs.com/blog/

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http://www.nesfa.org/reviews/Olson/LastHotTime.html

 

The Last Hot Time is set in the Borderlands world used by a

number of the Minneapolis writers. The Borderlands are the areas

where the breakthrough of the Elven world into our own is

strongest and elves and humans coexist. (Don't feel you need to

know the Borderlands universe to enjoy the story - it's self-

contained).

 

The Borderlands Elves are not Tolkien's Elves, they're old and

subtle and very, very chic, but they're people also with at

least their proper human share of evil and stupidity (but they

never dress unstylishly.) They're cruel to us and to each other,

but they're physically gorgeous. They appreciate good music, but

their society is riddled with class differences.

 

Where the book is set is easy: Chicago - a Chicago which happens

to be one of the borderlands areas and hence which is inhabited

mostly by outcasts, both human and Elven: people with little

connection to their own societies. It's a little harder to make

out just when this book is set. Some things make it look like

the near future, but the book is set in a world which looks a

lot like 1930s Chicago. Never being quite sure when the setting

was a constant minor irritant.

 

The story follows a young man, an EMT, who sets out for Chicago

for obscure reasons and, through luck, falls in with Mr. Patrise,

a gang lord who takes him on as his in-house doctor. The gang's

life is pretty good: they live in a fancy hotel owned by the

gang, and dine at a night club owned by the gang. What do they

do? It looks like they fight evil.

 

Much of the story is about the gang lord's effort to locate and

kill a particularly nasty renegade elf who is attempting to

raise huge magical energies through something like necromancy

practiced on living humans for some nefarious elvish purpose.

 

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http://www.vitatech.net/pdf/University_Clients.pdf

 

George Washington University

Psychiatric Laboratory,

Medical College Center for Family Research, Ross Hall

 

Washington, DC

 

Susan L. Warren, M.D., Director of Psychiatric Research (202) 994-0033

 

VitaTech conducted two EMF site surveys to design, fabricate,

and install an AC ELF and RF (radio frequency) 2850 ft

shielding system for Dr. Warren's new Psychiatric Research

Suite, on the 5th floor in Ross Hall. The AC ELF/RF shield

installed by VitaTech enclosed two procedure rooms and

observation room with seam welded aluminum plates, copper/

aluminum mesh, honeycomb and EMI power filters.

 

Mayo Clinic - Facilities

Rochester, Minnesota

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http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Central/08/18/mr.littleguy.ap/

 

Minneapolis elf has all the right answers

 

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (AP) -- Four-year-old Shira Rabkin wanted

to ask just the right questions, so she thought long and hard.

 

"Dear Mr. Little Guy," she finally scrawled in big letters

across a sheet of paper. "Do you like mints?" After some more

pondering, she added, "and going to Camp Snoopy? Love, Shira."

 

Mr. Little Guy was nowhere in sight this early August evening,

so Shira stuffed her letter behind his door at the base of a

hollowed out ash tree. It's always open, and always full -- of

letters, pens, flowers and coins.

 

The elusive elf has enchanted Twin Citians ever since the 6-inch

wooden door appeared eight years ago, just off a walking path

around popular Lake Harriet. Double takes led to messages, and

messages to answers -- and somehow Mr. Little Guy keeps up,

responding to the queries in typed notes half the size of

business cards.

 

Shira is headed to kindergarten, and she's a big believer. But

parents are smitten, too.

 

"I think it's darling," said Susan Scofield, Shira's mother.

"I think it's magical"

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http://twincities.indymedia.org/index.php?limit_start=168

 

Previously:

06/21/06 The FBI is Investigating Local Activist(s)

09/13/06 FBI Continues to Harrass Activists

12/25/06 More State Repression

01/21/07 Feds Attempt to Censor Twin Cities Indymedia

06/07/07 Midwest ELF Investigation

08/20/07 Midwest ALF/ELF Grand Jury - September 6th

 

 

Tuesday July 19 at the Dinkytowner in Minneapolis will be the

last Opp Prop there.

 

Films start after 8 PM

The Spook Behind the Door, a film about black nationalism and

the CIA. Also: a special feature we can't tell you about!

 

The Dinkytowner is located at 412-1/2 14th Ave SE in MPLS

Music by Free Radio Twin Cities 93.1 DJs

 

Nov. 3-4) 2007 Midwest Socialist Conference: Building a

Revolutionary Alternative

 

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http://www.nplusonemag.com/levy.html

 

Seventeen years later, in February 1848, not long after seeing

Parliament invaded by workers with bayonets, Tocqueville retired

to his family estate and found that the wilderness of Detroit

had followed him back to the ancient chateau in Normandy.

 

The grounds still had reminders of the first Revolution, when

the local peasants had broken into the pigeon house and

strangled all the birds because keeping them was an aristocratic

privilege. "

 

He visits malls and megachurches and historical simulacra and

decries their fakeness, like some renegade Barthes without a gay

man's sense of kitsch. Reminding us that the official reason for

Tocqueville's trip was to research American penal reform, he

visits prisons, and discovers that they are very bad indeed:

"These wild-animal looks ... The shouts, the fuck yous, the

enraged banging on the metal doors ..." As they say in

eighteenth-century France, si le roi le savait!

If only the king knew!

 

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http://www.wowwiki.com/Half-Elf

 

At one time Half-elves were barely accepted by the Alliance but

are still dedicated to the Alliance cause. They were not fully

accepted as they did not fit in with either their human or high

elf societies, or even night elves (who were suspicious of their

high elven ancestry), and were viewed with prejudice by both of

their parent races. While they were dedicated to helping the

Alliance they also held the dream of settling their own nation

and asked for help from the Alliance. Others felt like taking

things into their own hands and left the alliance lands setting

up settlements with or without support from their allies.

 

However views have been changing in recent years and they are

slowly being accepted by both of their parent races according to

the Alliance Player's Guide, as wars and strife have proven how

petty such prejudice is. They are also said to proud of their

heritage, and name, though they tend to be fairly humble in

nature. In many enlightened cities half-elves find little of the

historic discrimination.

 

Most humans have finally accepted them into society. Because

humans are more easily accepting of them, they tend to socialize

more with them. However some prejudice still exists especially

from many high elves who are scornful of them and may or may not

attempt to hide such feelings.

 

Like their parents on both sides, half-elves revere the Holy

Light. Half-elves are particularly fond of the philosophy, as it

links them inextricably with both their human and elf parents.

They consider the Light as a way of having an identity that they

may otherwise lack. Some half-elves choose to follow their

ancient legacy of druidism by becoming savagekin.

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http://www.pulsetc.com/article.php?sid=1259

 

Wolf said she was drawn to Nukewatch by its creative protests,

and by longtime Nukewatch activists Bonnie Urfer and John

LaForge. Urfer and LaForge have been arrested and jailed with

numerous others over the years for trespassing at Project ELF ?

the Navy's first strike nuclear war communication system ? in

northern Wisconsin. In addition to demonstrating at nuclear

silos and recruiting centers, Nukewatch also monitors the

transportation of radioactive waste around the country and

around the world on an ongoing basis.

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The Satirical Political Report - An Offbeat Look at the Hot-Button ...

 

Claiming that public spending on infrastructure smacks of Soviet-

style socialism, the GOP candidates explained that the

wealthiest citizens in a capitalist .

 

satiricalpolitical.com/?p=970

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9. MPR: GOP picks Twin Cities for its 2008 convention

.... of Minneapolis and St. Paul to be our host of the 2008

Republican National ... Announcement of awarding of 2008 GOP

convention to St. Paul .

 

minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2006/09/27/g...

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11. Minneapolis: A Twintacular GOP Convention!!! - Wonkette

.... the 2008 GOP convention is going to happen, so we'll tell

you: Minneapolis and ... 2008. convention. gop. hell.

minneapolis. Read More: .

 

http://www.wonkette.com/politics/minneapolis/a-twintacula...

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Michelle Malkin " Minneapolis bridge collapse

 

Bridges and Resonance " The WYSIWYG Blog. Minneapolis bridge

Collapse! " Freedom Folks ... What the hell is up with all the

damn bridges collapsing? .

 

michellemalkin.com/2007/08/01/minneapolis-bridge-

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All the dead in Minneapolis Bridge collapse going straight to hell ...

 

There are no First Amendment rights in Minneapolis, because all

fags are filthy and lawless (2 Pet. 2:7,8). They died at the

Bridge for the fag sins of

 

http://www.clipmarks.com/clipmark/5F1400D0-B8EC-49DF-A97C...

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(10/31/2001) As Nation Mourns, GOP Shoves Through Political Agenda

 

Basic public infrastructure in the U.S. has gone to hell over

the years because ... and state public health infrastructure, a

laughably small amount .

 

http://www.monitor.net/monitor/0110a/sept11gopagenda.html

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http://www.danablankenhorn.com/education/index.html

 

What the Minnesota Bridge Disaster Teaches About Terrorism

 

In Minnesota, the disaster along I-35 is being mitigated by the

preparedness of first responders, who have been practicing how

to deal with such events for years.

 

The Real Magic of Harry Potter

Politics by Other Means

Rice Science Weekly: Quasicrystals

Falwell's Place in History

Guns Were Not The Issue

The Decline and Fall of American Civilization

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http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/02/03/findlaw.analysis.hilden.potter/

 

Does Putin have a case against the 'Harry Potter' house elf?

 

According to a Russian newspaper, a major Moscow law firm is

preparing to sue the moviemakers for alleged misuse of Putin's

image. (Oddly, it is not clear from the coverage to what extent

Putin himself is behind the suit.) The firm reportedly plans to

allege that Dobby's creators intentionally based the house elf's

appearance on Putin's.

 

Perhaps the last word belongs to the Hollywood Reporter, which

describes Dobby as "a neurotic elf ... who incessantly grovels

and punishes himself with self-abuse worthy of a medieval

flagellant."

 

No wonder some Russians are upset.

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http://sciweb.lib.umn.edu/ej/chem.phtml

 

University of Minnesota

 

Electronic Journals:

Chemistry, Chemical Engineering, Materials Science

 

Federal and Minnesota Bridge Resources

RefWorks Basics 9/11

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28. Four Crows Remain

.... one point the mind control function of the ELF towers had

been turned up a notch. ... had nothing to do with 9-11. The

Manchurian Electorate is brainwashed. .

 

educate-yourself.org/zsl/zslfourcrowsremain12sep02...

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76. Pigeon Eaters Invade The Mission

.... hawk holds down the dead pigeon with its feet while it

plucks out the feathers with its beak. ... Aren't they just

crows, not ravens? (Drennan) They are ravens. .

 

sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2004/03/22/u...

 

 

A new demographic category of rapacious diner has swooped into

the Mission District to gorge on the 'hood's most plentiful food.

Burritos? Pizza? Cheap Chinese? No. The seemingly infinitely

available snack that is suddenly getting gobbled is raw, hand-

plucked pigeon!

 

For bloody-beak details on this fowl spectacle, I interviewed

two locals who enjoy watching the feathers fly. One witness is

Joe Drennan, a wildlife ecologist for Garcia Associates, a

biological- and cultural-resources consulting firm on the sixth

floor of the U.S. Bank building on Mission Street.

 

Ahhh (squinting to see the church). He was a Lutheran falcon?

Or Presbyterian?

 

Hi, Fred. Have you seen those pigeon-chasing raptors lately?

What is it? A mating dance?

 

No, they are actually breeding in the air. It is called a cloacal kiss

Aren't they just crows, not ravens?

 

(Drennan) They are ravens. And mobbing is the technical birding

term for what they are doing. It means that the ravens and hawk

are having a turf battle. Or that the older ravens are teaching

the younger birds how to fight.

 

He knows he is living in a food paradise full of pudgy pigeons

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12. Pigeons: A Human Ally

A sick, stressed, or overworked pigeon can develop fret marks...

gaps, wrinkles, or rough areas... on wing feathers,

inhibiting a bird's flying ability. ...

 

http://www.iowasource.com/animals/pigeons_1205.htm

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5. Bridge disaster in Minneapolis - The Boston Globe

MINNEAPOLIS -- An eight-lane highway bridge clogged with rush-

hour traffic buckled and ... He said the structure had been

undergoing cosmetic repairs, ...

 

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2007/08/02/bri...

 

Page 2 of 2 --Homeland Security officials said they have ruled

out terrorism as a cause. Pawlenty said the bridge had been

inspected in 2005 and 2006 and "no immediate or noted structural

problems" were found. He said the structure had been undergoing

cosmetic repairs

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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/08/03/bridge.victims/index.html?eref=

rss_mostpopular

 

CNN) -- Victims who died in the Minnesota bridge collapse

Wednesday included a father nicknamed "Homer," a successful

businesswoman, a "chatterbox" who "loved to smile and laugh,"

and a mother who dreamed of a cosmetics career.

 

Julia Blackhawk, 32, was "so excited" about the cosmetology

classes she was returning from when she crossed the bridge, her

ex-husband Khaffak Ansari told the St. Paul Pioneer Press. "God

can be so cruel sometimes."

 

Becoming a cosmetologist was "her lifetime dream," he told the

Pioneer Press.

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http://www.d.umn.edu/publications/bridge/805/alumnotes.html

 

BRIDGE ALUMNI NOTES

 

The University of Minnesota Duluth Bridge publishes Alumni Notes.

 

 

Candy Furo has been inducted into the Grandma's Marathon Hall of Fame

 

She is part of the Lake Superior Ragtime Society and the

Chippewa Valley Ragtime Society, where she plays ragtime piano.

 

Jason Befort was recently elected as Top Dog Designer by

Dirty Paws Pet Products

 

He had to board up buildings and stock supplies when the Cook

Islands were met with Cyclone Meena.

 

Julie is vice president of human resources for Golf Galaxy, Inc

 

Catherine was also working with the Mongolian National Television

 

Presently he serves as chief of the High Altitude Reconnaissance

division at Headquarters Air Combat Command

 

Barbara and her family reside in Champlin, Minn., where she works

in the accounting department for Caterpillar Paving Products.

 

Bryan recently traveled to Kenya, where he used his experience

in ceramic arts to assist the Akamba people in the use of

alternative building techniques.

 

Heidi left law enforcement and is now a researcher on the

Botox team for Allergan, Inc

 

They celebrated their wedding in both the U.S. and Turkey.

 

Denise is a certified massage therapist at Mirror Images Styling &

Tanning Solon and a floral designer for Dunbar Floral & Gifts,

both in Duluth.

 

Kaleb Anderson directed a UMD dramatization of the Kafka story,

Metamorphosis

 

Four graduates of UMD's music program wrote the show theme song:

Chris Fahey '03, Andrew Bartelson '03, Rick Widen, '03 and Matt

Peterson '04, who are also in the band Sunny Wicked

 

They also played at The Lion's Den in New York

 

Angela is the director of Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender

Services at UMD.

 

Stephen W. Blackmarr has finished flight training at

Top Gun Flight School in Nevada.

 

BRIDGE, the UMD Magazine, 1049 University Drive, Duluth, MN

55812, (218) 726-8000

 

The University of Minnesota is an equal opportunity educator and

employer.

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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/08/03/bridge.victims/index.html?eref=

rss_mostpopular

 

In 1997, the department cited problems with the approach spans

on both ends of the bridge, including "cracks . . . in the cross

girder at the end of the approach spans." In a 2001 report,

department engineers said that the bridge's deck truss "has not

experienced fatigue cracking, but that it has many poor fatigue

details on the main truss and floor truss system."

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66. The Victorian Pantry, Authentic Vintage Recipies

 

For Victorian enthusiasts and anyone wanting authentic Victorian

recipies, many ... Truss six pigeons as for boiling, grate the

crumb of a small loaf, scrape a ...

 

http://www.thecompletevictorian.homestead.com/ThePantry.

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http://home.kc.rr.com/hightech/hightech/hightech207.html

 

Economists may be better forecasters than physicists. Are

utilities going to rip out serviceable power lines to put up

superconductors? Not if they have to double or triple your

electric bill to pay for it. Such worldly concerns aside,

physicists are silly with excitement. "Somebody described

scientists like pigeons", said Brian Schwartz, a physicist at

Brooklyn College of the City University of New York. "You throw

bread here, and everybody pecks here. Then you throw bread over

there, and everybody pecks there". The record-holders are IBM

researchers, led by Paul Grant, who pushed the threshold to 234

degrees below zero Fahrenheit. Grant and company surpassed the

report by Maeda of superconductivity onset at minus 243 degrees.

Maeda started with copper oxide - or copper and oxygen, the

common denominators in nearly all the new superconductors - and

added bismuth, strontium and calcium.

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http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/11/25/

MNGMCMJSQJ1.DTL&feed=rss.news

 

But making the "significant quantities" described in Litvinenko's

body by the British Health Protection Agency would require a

nuclear reactor that could bombard the metallic element bismuth

with neutrons.

 

To most chemists, this is astonishing

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http://sfpoetry.org/matth1.html

 

I like science.

Someone is trying to poison me.

I like tall women.

I am a special agent of God.

 

--from the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory test

 

I hear sounds other people don't hear but that's because

I'm awake and they're asleep.

I hear the sounds of pigeon wings folding on the window.

I hear God laughing and it sounds like a question

with the last word cut off.

 

I am just

another Cassandra

mad prophecies

clear the sun

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Pigeons, People, and Pigeon-Holes.

a general aversion to "pigeon-holing" people and the risk of

applying stereo- ...... for the restandardized Minnesota

Multiphasic Personality Inventory: .

 

http://www.leaonline.com/doi/abs/10.1207/s15327752jpa6401

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5. Adenylate cyclase and membrane fluidity

half-layer of the bilayer induced in pigeon erythrocyte membrane

correlated multiphasic changes on fluidity. and adenylate

cyclase activity. .

 

http://www.springerlink.com/index/RUU24252470P5335.pdf

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11. Changes in brain-evoked potentials under the influence of a ...

ture of the multiphasic evoked potential recorded in the animal

exposed to the .... Important results have been obtained on the

pigeon. cerebellar cortex.

 

http://www.springerlink.com/index/M76H0QV5K12268P3.pdf

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http://galenred.wordpress.com/2007/08/02/elemental/

 

Bridge Is Symbol Making Uttered Truth

Hurt (Bismuth)

 

Atomic number eighty-three (A-net) and trivalent (tv) are two

traits of the element known as bismuth. It's in your Pepto-Bismol

to keep you in the pink, which is the name of a pink-haired

performer I've noticed more than once (and had "impure" thoughts

that almost got started in my brain) who I am sure is not

"naturally pink" like that so I'm not thinking about any "other

hair" she might have, yet of course I am too thinking about that

hair by trying not to think about it.

 

What hair? There was not hairiness in this discussion of bismuth

and bridges, so let's get back on track and not go off the

bridge. That bridge fell down, went "boom" and everything.

People are upset. Experts are on the scene (with rescue/recovery

workers who got there earlier) to determine the cause of this

bridge collapse which has ended lives, disrupted that entire

city and region, threatened the future of all of them as well as

the Republican party itself (thus impacting the world and the

cosmos, which it wishes to rule) since they have a "big meetin'"

written into the Book of Life in just about a year from now, and

they'll need to keep on schedule.

 

Depends on what it takes to tend to things. If it requires make-

up and a mirror, it's never gonna be "right" and it will never

"fail" either, and will always look "good" and will also be

"pointless" and not really pointing toward life, or death, or

anything other than "beauty" so let's not get too distracted

with our beauty, shall we? wink wink wink!

 

Let's make sure the bridges are not "about to fall" so that IT

gets ugly. We have a bridge up 'heah in these neck-o-the-woods

parts, that is 82 years old. That means next year it will be 83

(my dad is 84) and it might get grumpy. Grumpy old bridge, gob

(piggy brood grumbled). Bridge of gobs, bog (forgo bobbed gigs).

Bog it down, bid (biting odd bow). Bid us goodness, bug (dubious

eggs bonds, sobs going subdued)!!! (now them's weird words!)

 

 

Musings ODEO Poetry Rants Retention Speaking Out Spirituality

Vanity wordplay WordPress Tips World YouTube

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10. A fear of wrinkles | Guardian daily comment | Guardian Unlimited

A fear of wrinkles. We're scared of old people, because they

show us what we'll become ... Pigeon's emphasis on

"the real beauty" of older people is not a

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,3604,1385774,00...

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.. Pigeon Fabric Softener (South Korea)

R. W. Formula element of wrinkle free made through special

process protects fabric, coats it finely and smoothes out the

wrinkles. Spray pigeon prevents .

 

pigeon62813.trustpass.alibaba.com/offerdetail/1272.

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.. IN VIVO STRAINS IN PIGEON FLIGHT FEATHER SHAFTS: IMPLICATIONS FOR ...

cortex wrinkles (Gibson and Ashby, 1988). Wrinkling of the.

cortex is likely to occur when: .... two birds in which such a

comparison could be made (pigeon

 

jeb.biologists.org/cgi/reprint/201/22/3057.pdf

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.. APWANewsletter-FUll Sheet-June05.pub

Just as every man and woman carries wrinkles and creases of

facial expressions ... sewers and streets with fractures and

cracks, it is seldom that we would .

 

kansas.apwa.net/kansas/documents/APWANewsletter-FU

 

American Public Works Association

 

Apparently a few years ago, the foundry that cast the bell

originally in London proposed to the United States to ship the

bell back to England and melt and recast it at their cost. This

was seriously considered before deciding that this cracked bell

of liberty is a cherished symbol of America's struggle for

freedom. Just as every man and woman carries wrinkles and

creases of facial expressions as a visible sign of the stresses

and strains they survived, the Liberty Bell with it's prominent

crack reminds us that our forefathers did not win liberty for

the country without strain, stress, and even fractures. So, on

behalf of the American people, the officials thanked the London

foundry for the generous offer, but declined, adding, "We like

the bell as it is, crack and all. It is an important part of our

heritage."

 

Although we in public works inherit much infrastructure like

sanitary sewers and streets with fractures and cracks, it is

seldom that we would say to our communities, "We like that sewer

the way it is, or let's keep this street as is and not repair

the potholes and wide cracks." We set out and repair the

failures, and upgrade the inadequacies. But all of these

improvements are made by those with the faces of experience that

carry the laugh and frown lines of history in the public works

arena. Without the people, the lessons they have learned, the

stories they have heard from our predecessors, and without the

knowledge of the causes they championed, we would be like the

colonists before they achieved freedom. For instance, while

many of us may not appreciate the original clay sewer pipe put

in the ground by previous public works leaders, without the

concept of the pipe, we would still be digging holes and moving

around outhouses. So while we repair our old cracks wherever they

are, remember the public works forefathers and how they

literally paved the way for our successes today.

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5. Lightweight modular, truss-deck bridge system - Patent 4120065

A modular bridge system constructed of parallel, side-by-side

bridge modules ... its relatively deep corrugations to buckle,

crack or unduly stretch.

 

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4120065.html

 

Lightweight modular, truss-deck bridge system

United States Patent 4120065

 

A modular bridge system constructed of parallel, side-by-side

bridge modules constructed of components made from large pitch

and depth corrugated plate. Each module has an upper chord plate,

which ultimately defines the corresponding part of the bridge

deck, a spaced apart, parallel lower chord plate and an

intermediate, sinusoidal support structure defined by webs which

have a width substantially equal to the width of the chord

plates so as to define a continuous lateral support for the

upper chord plates at intermediate points over the length

thereof. Load distributing ribs secured to the underside of the

chord plates only are placed at unsupported portions of the

upper chord plates between attachment points for the webs and

have a width substantially equal to the combined width of all

modules to tie the modules to each other and to distribute

vehicular (point) loads over a relatively wide lateral extent of

the chord plates. Also disclosed is a high strength mounting of

lateral guard rails for the bridge, a method for constructing

and erecting the modules, and the incorporation of the modules

in more intricate bridge structures such as arch-type bridges.

 

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http://www2b.abc.net.au/science/k2/stn/archives/archive79/

newposts/1064/topic1064910.shtm

 

Subject: re: going wrinkly post id: 1065131

 

It's not just the swelling with water thing, there's another

important factor in the equation - the skin is attached to the

tissues underneath, so an increase in the area of your skin due

to it swelling up can't just make your fingers twice as fat. The

skin swells up, expanding in all directions, but because it is

attached at many points beneath the surface, it buckles and

forms the wrinkles. Think of it like a bridge expanding on a hot

day - if the bridge was built without expansion joints, the

heating will cause the bridge to buckle between the anchored

points that can't move (e.g. the two ends of the bridge that are

fixed to the ground). In the same way, your skin won't just

swell up smoothly, like it does if you have a sprain (in which

case, the anchor points are swelling and moving apart from each

other, so the skin doesn't need to buckle, and indeed gets

streched tighter) so it buckles and goes wrinkly. Because the

anchor-points are in soft tissues, though, they can be pushed

about a little bit by the force of the swelling and buckling, to

allow the increased surface area of the skin to exist - like if

you got a flat bit of paper, and pushed the two ends together,

the paper in the middle will bow out, except that in the case of

the skin, it is the bowing out that draws the two ends of the

paper together...

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48. Holy Shrines of Ohio

- Tom Keske =======================================

.... ... Pass Pigeon Run and the Massillon Psychiatric ...

http://www.usenet.com/newsgroups/rec.arts.poetry/msg00013

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http://www.klassischebucher.info/37727374313130/ch208.html

 

Die Elf Kommodien

Kapitel 208

 

SOCRATES. You talk nonsense, my good fellow.

 

STREPSIADES. I will wager your tetrameter is the semisextarius.[

531]

 

SOCRATES. Plague seize the dunce and the fool! Come, perchance

you will learn the rhythms quicker.

 

STREPSIADES. Will the rhythms supply me with food?

 

SOCRATES. You are as low-minded as you are stupid.

 

STREPSIADES. But, wretched man, I do not want to learn all this.

 

SOCRATES. Then what _do_ you want to know?

 

STREPSIADES. Not that, not that, but the art of false reasoning.

 

SOCRATES. But you must first learn other things. Come, what are

the male quadrupeds?

 

STREPSIADES. Oh! I know the males thoroughly. Do you take me for

a fool then? The ram, the buck, the bull, the dog, the pigeon.

 

SOCRATES. Do you see what you are doing; is not the female

pigeon called

the same as the male?

 

STREPSIADES. How else? Come now?

 

SOCRATES. How else? With you then 'tis pigeon and pigeon!

 

STREPSIADES. 'Tis true, by Posidon! but what names do you want

me to give them?

 

SOCRATES. Term the female pigeonnette and the male pigeon.

 

STREPSIADES. Pigeonnette! hah! by the Air! That's splendid! for

that lesson bring out your kneading-trough and I will fill him

with flour to the brim.

 

SOCRATES. There you are wrong again; you make _trough_ masculine and it

should be feminine.

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16. Gusset Plates Implicated in Minneapolis Bridge Collapse Linked to ...

.... Plates, one suspect in the Minneapolis Bridge collapse, were

linked to a bridge failure in Ohio in 1996. Such plates are

prone to corrosion, rust and fatigue cracks

 

http://www.yourlawyer.com/articles/read/12999

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http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4261284.html

 

Document Type and Number: United States Patent 4261284

 

SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION

 

Many birds have eyes which are much superior to a human's eyes.

Birds eyes enable them to identify dangerous prey or articles of

food at great distance for survival purposes. Prior work to

utilize the eyes of a pigeon was undertaken by Skinner during

and subsequent to World War II. Skinner's research involved

utilizing a trained pigeon in a transparent nosecone of a

missile for guiding the missile to a target. There is no known

research utilizing a bird, such as a pigeon for search purposes.

 

As illustrated in FIGS. 2 through 7, a couch or cradle 50 may be

mounted within each compartment for supporting a bird, such as a

pigeon 52, with the head of the pigeon facing outwardly with

respect to the observation chamber 28. As illustrated in FIGS. 2

and 6, the cradles 50 are positioned intermediate the height of

the observation chamber so that there is provided bottom and top

spacing. Further, as illustrated in FIG. 3, the cradles are

positioned with a space between each cradle and the ring portion

34 of the chamber. As illustrated in FIG. 5, a cradle 50 may

include an elongated arcuate support 54 which is connected in

the aforementioned positions to respective bulkheads by gusset

plates 56 and 58. These gusset plates are also spaced from the

top and bottom of the chamber. Each arcuate member 54 of the

cradle may be provided with padding 60 for the pigeon, and the

pigeon may be held in place on the respective cradle by straps

62, these straps being secured at 64 by any suitable means such

as Velcro.

 

 

As illustrated in FIGS. 2, 3, 4 and 6, a tray 72, which is

adapted to contain food for the pigeon, is provided within each

compartment 36, 38 and 40. Means are mounted within each

compartment for sliding the respective tray outwardly or

inwardly, the outward position being capable of presenting food

to the pigeon and the inward position being capable of

withdrawing food from the pigeon. The outward and inward

positions are illustrated in FIGS. 4 and 5. The tray sliding

means may include an angled support plate 74 which is connected

to the bottom inward portion of each respective gusset plate 58.

A pair of guide rods 76 may be connected to the forward end of

each support plate along opposite sides of the tray 72. The

forward ends of the rods 76 may be connected by an angle plate

78 to the bottom of the respective gusset 58. A pair of bearing

blocks 80 may be mounted at the rear on each side of a

respective tray 72 for receiving the guide rods 76 so as to

enable the outward and inward movements of the tray within a

respective compartment. Each tray sliding means further includes

a reversible power means, such as a reversible motor 82, which

may be mounted on the top of a respective gusset plate 58 with

its output shaft 84 extending downwardly therethrough. As

illustrated in FIGS. 4 and 6, a pair of lever arms 86 and 88 may

be provided, the lever arm 86 being connected to the output

shaft 84 of the motor, the lever arm 88 being pivoted to the

bottom of a respective tray 72 at 90, and the lever arms being

pivotally connected together at 91. With this arrangement the

reversible rotations of the motor 82 will slide the respective

tray 72 outwardly and inwardly. The outer end of the gusset

plate 58 may be hinged at 92, and a spring 93 may be provided

for closing the end against the food tray 72. With this

arrangement the gusset end can be raised to facilitate filling

the food tray 72, and should a pigeon get his beak caught

between the gusset plate and the tray when the tray is being

withdrawn, the gusset end will spring upwardly to allow the

pigeon to remove his beak.

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http://www.patentopedia.us/mask_with_gusset/

 

Mask with gusset

 

Abstract

 

A mask system for delivering air to a user includes a suspension

mechanism to allow relative movement between a face-contacting

cushion and a mask shell. The suspension mechanism also

provides a predetermined force to the cushion that is a function

of mask pressure, displacement of the cushion or both.

 

 

Chiral 1, 3-dioxane compounds Chromogenic acridinone

enzyme substrates

 

Circuit for protecting storage cells Clay target/pigeon

throwing machine

 

Drain pan for vehicle axle Drain plug warning system

 

Dry suit dryer Dual-output bridge for bidirectional control

 

EAS ready paperboard Electric bulb for identification lamp

 

Electric-powered compressor Electrical connector pick-up station

 

Electrical insulating oils Electronic eyeball of doll

 

Detachable suspension mounting Detection device including

circuit component

 

Detection of biological warfare agents Device for

blow-molding containers

 

Membrane fractionation process Memory control device

 

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thread/thread/154d92cbaac53633/510ffda0fa882041?lnk=st&q=quilts+

from+skunks+hollow+quilt+book&rnum=33&hl=en

 

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fanciful joss tombstone heterosexual runabout faucet regretted calypso

 

ox rhythm musicale Frankfurt postpaid funereal Walgreen upriver

Daley Geneva chunk Kaskaskia solenoid peripheral electrode Charo

 

fusion murk postprocessor pate circumflex terminus pyroelectric

 

imitable vortex Heisenberg Siamese from elfin font uptrend

urinal bricklayer concourse gather Kenyon Stafford whet sharpen

Leninist smog

 

coffeepot filibuster beryllium statesman fount bullyboy firecracker

Ezekiel deify aircraft voltmeter greylag prospectus phosphoric zesty

 

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17. The Dark Elf Trilogy/The Crystal Shard - Realms of Fantasy ...

The Dark Elf Trilogy/The Crystal Shard What We're Reading Now.

forums.rofmagazine.com/showthread.php?t=3422

 

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http://www.crystal.vt.edu/crystal/VTX_2006_report.pdf

 

The Virginia Tech Crystallography Laboratory is a co-located

facility of the Departments of Biological Sciences, Chemistry,

and Geosciences, within the College of Science.

The mission of VTX is three-fold

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http://www.vtmagazine.vt.edu/spring99/classnotes.html

 

Brian K. Diefenderfer (CE) received an M.S. in civil engineering

from Virginia Tech. He is pursuing a Ph.D. at Virginia Tech in

civil engineering (257 Patomac Heights, Hagerstown, MD 21742).

 

Christine M. Luma (CE) was appointed manager of business

development-acroline thermoplastic sheets and liners in the

corrosion engineering department of ELF Atochem

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http://adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2006PCM....33..138B

 

ELF isosurface maps for the Al2SiO5 polymorphs

 

Affiliation:

 

AA(Department of Geosciences, Virginia Tech), AB(Departments of

Geosciences, Materials Science and Engineering, and Mathematics ,

Virginia Tech), AC(Department of Chemical Engineering, Virginia

Tech), AD(Department of Geosciences, Virginia Tech)

 

This study examines the electron localization function (ELF)

isosurfaces of the Al2SiO5 polymorphs kyanite, sillimanite, and

andalusite to see how differences in coordination and geometry

of the cations and anions affect the ELF isosurfaces.

Examination of the ELF isosurfaces indicates that their shapes

are dependent on the coordination and geometry of the oxygen

atoms and are not sensitive to coordination of the surrounding

cations. Of the 18 crystallographically distinct oxygen atoms in

the Al2SiO5 polymorphs, 13 are bonded to two aluminum atoms

 

The four-fold coordinated oxygen (Al4 O) contains two concave

hemispherical isosurfaces along the shorter Al O bonds and a

banana-shaped isosurface, which encompasses the longer Al O

bonds.

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http://www.vtmagazine.vt.edu/fall98/profile.html

 

At 83, lively as an elf, Knobler rolls off to the fifth-graders

names of legendary black players he's seen

 

Twice a year, he visits Virginia Tech, where he is a member of

the College of Engineering's advisory Committee of 100, the

Materials Science Engineering advisory council, and Ut Prosim

Society.

 

"Who made this country?" he asks, and you feel he's asked and

answered his rhetorical question over many tables and many years.

"The poor people made it--people who came here for a better life.

Look at Virginia Tech. It was the same way. When I came to Tech,

it was mostly poor kids trying to make it--bright kids who were

first generation college."

 

 

I support unions; workers need someone to look out for their

needs," Knobler says

 

"I knew the people these buildings were named for," he says.

Materials Engineering professor Dan Pletta and YMCA Secretary

Paul Derring were his favorites. They could talk for hours about

social causes, as well as academics. In Derring especially,

Knobler found a kindred spirit with a concern for justice and

social action.

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http://www.pigeonpoint.com/pdf/ShelfManagerUG_2_4_1_20070115.pdf

 

Pigeon Point Shelf Manager

User Guide

This document describes the overall configuration

and use of the Pigeon Point Shelf Manager.

 

Pigeon Point Shelf Manager

External Interface Reference

 

This document describes how to use the Shelf

Manager command line interface, the web interface,

the Simple Network Management Protocol (SNMP)

interface and the Remote Management Control

Protocol (RMCP) interface.

 

The Pigeon Point ShMM, when coupled with a corresponding carrier

board, provides the necessary hardware to run the Shelf Manager

within an ATCA shelf. This document focuses on aspects of the

Shelf Manager and ShMM that are common to any ShMM carrier used

in an AdvancedTCA context. Carrier-specific and shelf-specific

details are documented by shelf providers.

 

The Intelligent Platform Management Interface (IPMI)

specification provides a solid foundation for

the management of such platforms, but requires significant

extension to support them well

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Pigeons took toll on failed Minnesota freeway span

- International Herald Tribune

 

Pigeons took toll on failed Minnesota freeway span. The

Associated Press ... bolts and cracking steel, the failed

Minnesota bridge over the Mississippi River .

 

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/08/22/america/NA-GEN-...

 

 

ST. PAUL, Minnesota: Pounded and strained by heavy traffic and

weakened by missing bolts and cracking steel, the failed

Minnesota bridge over the Mississippi River also faced a less

obvious enemy: Birds.

 

Inspectors began documenting the buildup of pigeon dung on the

span near downtown Minneapolis two decades ago.

 

Experts say the corrosive guano deposited all over the span's

framework helped the steel beams rust faster.

 

Pigeon droppings contain ammonia and acids, said chemist Neal

Langerman, an officer with the health and safety division of the

American Chemical Society. If the dung is not washed away, it

dries out and turns into a concentrated salt. When water gets in

and combines with the salt and ammonia, it creates small

electrochemical reactions that rust the steel underneath.

 

"Every time you get a little bit of moisture there, you wind up

having a little bit of electrochemistry occurring and you wind

up with corrosion," said Langerman. "Over a long term, it might

in fact cause structural weaknesses."

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30. Publicaton

Effect of metal binding on the structural stability of pigeon

liver malic enzyme. ... G. G. (2001) Multiphasic unfolding

intermediates of .

 

http://www.sinica.edu.tw/~wwwenz/publication/index.htm

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55. Muhammad the Greatest page 18

 

charged that the Holy Prophet had trained pigeons to pick out

peas from his ears, so that he could by this trick bluff his

people that the Holy Ghost in the shape of a dove was

 

muhammad.net/mg/muhammadG18.htm

 

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16. Minnesota Pigeon People

 

I got these two pigeons for sale if you want to buy them call me

651-999-9637 http ... Winona/Wabasha State: Minnesota Phone:

Email: .

 

pigeon.mattjohnson.com/

 

THE PIGEON BOARD

 

BUY, SELL, RESCUE & ANYTHING PIGEON

 

http://www.pigeonboard.com

 

Joe Hartman - Pigeon Board Monitor

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http://www.emrpolicy.org/science/forum/adey_encneuro_emfs.pdf

 

2.1.1 Detection of extremely low frequency fields

 

For ELF fields, models based on joint static-oscillating

magnetic fields have been proposed. They include ion cyclotron

resonance (Liboff, 1992), where mono- and divalent cations, such

as potassium and calcium, abundant in the cellular environment,

may exhibit cyclotron resonance at ELF frequencies in the

presence of ambient static fields of less than 100 microT

 

Bibliographic References

 

 

Electromagnetic fields, the modulation of brain tissue functions

- A possible paradigm shift in biology

 

[schumann, 1957] Schumann, WO (1957): Uber elektrische

Eigenschwindungen der Hohlraumes Erd-Luft-Ionosphare erregt

durch Blitzentladungen. Zeits Angew J Phys 9:373?378

 

[semm, 1983] Semm P (1983): Neurobiological investigations on

the magnetic sensitivity of the pineal gland in rodents and

pigeons. Comp Biol Physiol 159:619?625

 

Moser et al., 1992] Moser CC, Keske JM, Warncke K, et al. (1992):

Nature of biological electron transfer. Nature 355:796-802

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http://www.eapoe.org/works/poems/silenceg.htm

 

The Works of the Late Edgar Allan Poe

 

Some human memories and tearful lore,

Render him terrorless: his name's "No More."

He is the corporate Silence: dread him not!

No power hath he of evil in himself;

But should some urgent fate (untimely lot!)

Bring thee to meet his shadow (nameless elf,

That haunteth the lone regions where hath trod

No foot of man,) commend thyself to God!

 

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9. The ELF God - Mind Control Technology and Harassment

The ELF God, military technology that can mimmick God's voice.

Learn about ELF technology, harassment and the New World Order

 

http://www.thewatcherfiles.com/sherry/elf-god.html

 

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Blue Elf and Associates

 

your wireless wizards

 

Wyndham Dallas North By the Galleria

4801 LBJ Freeway

Dallas, Texas 75244

 

Opportunity

Provide seamless Internet access for guests via ubiquitous yet

economical wireless network deployment

 

Challenges and Requirements

 

Bridging Between Buildings - The University of the South's

primary goal was to inter-connect campus buildings. In keeping

with cost containment, two primary obstacles existed. First, the

University is situated in the mountains with most buildings

surrounded by dense foliage. Second, thick stone building

construction existed, making antenna placement difficult.

 

Limited In-Building Coverage - For those buildings being bridged

onto the campus network, the University desired future Wi-Fi

access for students, faculty and staff. Initially however, the

University did NOT want to activate the Wi-Fi access. The

challenge was to provide the bridging and limit the Wi-Fi access

through the use of a single wireless networking device. Through

simple command line interface, this access will be activated,

building-by-building as required.

 

 

Devices - The University's connectivity requirements included

students, faculty and staff members who would utilize virtually

any 802.11b device. Coverage patterns for all locations were to

support 11 Mbps transfer rates.

 

Security - The University was deploying a centralized

Authentication Server (AS) for both wired and wireless users.

The wireless Wi-Fi users were NOT to utilize WEP or WPA in those

areas where connectivity was being openly provided. Select users,

including faculty and staff were to be equipped with Virtual

Private Networking (VPN) software for selective secure access.

The bridged building links were to be given unique parameters,

which provided a level of security, encryption and generally

limited user connectivity, until such time as the University

desired to activate access.

 

Specifically, Blue Elf proposed ViVato's 802.11b Wi-Fi Bridge

Router. This versatile device (equipped with dual 200 mW radios)

permits quality outdoor point-to-point bridging solutions, as

well as expanded indoor coverage solutions. Through creative

omni, yagi and patch antenna usage, unique solutions were

deployed on a building-by-building basis. ViVato's Wireless

Distribution System (WDS) software was extensively utilized

throughout the installation, to reduce the use of cabled network

connections. ViVato's Power over Ethernet (PoE) feature also

allowed for equipment deployment in locations where providing

power would have been extremely difficult

 

Blue Elf overcame Wyndham's financial budget considerations by

designing a truly cost effective Wi-Fi solution. The solution

equipment included eleven high-powered dual 200mW RF (radio

frequency) bridge/router devices. These devices, effectively

representing twenty-two wireless Access Points, were directly

connected to the existing Local Area Network in a single

location via "home run" cabling. No power was required at each

location as Power-over-Ethernet (PoE) was employed.

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Don't be a conspiracy theorist. Be a conspiracy.

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.. Mind Control-The Ultimate Terror

A method was discovered to disable these ELF towers from

exerting their mind control functions by placing a simple device

known as an orgone generator within a radius of 1,300 feet of

these.

 

educate-yourself.org/mc/

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http://www.freewebs.com/spiderman123456/moviebookreferences.htm

 

The Littlest Elf

Do you have well armed friends? He does!

 

Movie references: The cartoon at the beginning is a Littlest Elf

cartoon.

 

On the way to Aunt Josephine's house, Mr Poe is playing the

Littlest Elf music on his reel-to-reel.

 

The song at the end of the end credits is the full Littlest Elf

song.

 

Book references: The Unauthorised Autobiography

 

There is an excerpt from a Littlest Elf storybook.

 

The Austere Academy

 

On the cover band for this book, it quotes Olaf as saying:"I

prefer the Littlest Elf."

 

The Hostile Hospital

 

Snicket writes: If you like books about giggling elves, read the

Littlest Elf (Or something to that extent.). Those were all the

ones I could find. Email me if you find any others.

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http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P1-42488833.html

 

Group satirizes globalization, salutes eco-terrorism at

Virginia Tech

 

The four-person Turning Point Roadshow on Globalization gave a

presentation featuring skits, songs and slides at Virginia Tech

in room 219 of McBryde Hall.

 

 

"There's nothing quite so lovely as a Walmart on fire," sang

Rovics who said he was describing ELF's practice of burning down

structures that they ...

 

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http://naturalscientist.blogspot.com/2007_07_01_archive.html

 

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

More Modern Fairy Tales: No Adventures Here

 

I had a whole long story worked up about a perilous journey to

the All-Elf Meeting, and the various trials and tribulations

along the way, complete with a choose-your-own adventure

encounter with the bridgekeeper which ended in various

disastrous ways. But! Yesterday I had an extremely peculiar and

entirely unexpected conversation with my advisor over lunch, and

the adventure is canceled in favor of a mainly pleasant surprise.

So here's Version 2: Now With Less Adventure.

 

Monday, July 23, 2007

Why To Be An Electrician

 

'The drain is making noises,' Bert said to me yesterday.

'Do you think it's chicken again?'

 

'Did you look under the sink?' I asked.

 

'What? You can look under the sink?' he said.

 

After the unfortunate Chicken Incident, you see, our long-

suffering plumbers replaced the metal pipes with clear plastic.

Which is why we were able to see: five metal spatulas, three

stir-bars, several unidentified bits of centrifuge tubes, and

the requisite blob of brown gook.

 

The plumber is currently plungering the sink, to very little

effect. Ooh, he's opening up the main standpipe now.

 

At least... this time it's not chicken.

 

(Continued)

 

(Fold Back Up)

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.. A Natural Scientist: More Modern Fairy Tales: No Adventures Here

 

Under that bridge there was a Gatekeeper. Now this Gatekeeper

had been there as ... the elf was more determined than ever that

she would cross that bridge.

 

naturalscientist.blogspot.com/2007/07/more-

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Pictures of under the bridge - power shot s200 digital elf Camera

 

.... wasn't sure how to crop this. i thought it was odd. ...

Project N/A Camera Model power shot s200 digital elf .

 

http://www.usefilm.com/image/103627.html

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53. Make a Meaningful Bridge for a Bridging Ceremony

 

.... to Juniors, they made a "bridge of hands" under which each

girl passed, one at a time. ... and turn me and show me the elf,

I looked in the mirror and saw. .

 

http://www.neighborhood13-1.com/pdf/Making%20Meaningful%2...

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http://www.atlasbooks.com/marktplc/00411.htm

 

Part 2 is a play called "The Inn of the Seventh Sorrow." Two

American men, Rob and Elf, are in Shanghai- then Elf goes to the

mountains with Ellen Quimby, a funny looking old friend.

 

Elf feels, throughout, that fate brings you to a bridge...but

you can choose to turn away.

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http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/djbbooks/

 

I have always been a fan of Fantasy stories, Poetry, and Role

Playing Games such as Dungeons and Dragons, Vampire, Werewolf,

Shadow Run, and Gothis Punk. I recently finished reading the

book Fairy Reel. My favorite poet/author is Edgar Allen Poe.

 

Lazmora's Dance is a Fantasy Novel based on a RPG character I

created for the game Metal Soul. He is an Elf who seeks to

change the past. His intentions are for self purpose and could

have a devistating affect on the world if he should complete his

mission as he intends it.

 

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16. Hehe pelican PWNs pigeon (High Elf Forum)

.... minutes to swallow the pigeon, with it flapping and

squirming the whole way.

 

s8.invisionfree.com/High_Elf_Forum/ar/t2389.htm

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19. MySpace.com - Storm Elf - 20 - Female -

GETTYSBURG, Pennsylvania - http://www.myspace.com...

 

MySpace profile for Storm Elf with pictures, videos, personal blog,

interests, ... Marian [is a pigeon-eyed devil woman]

 

View All of Storm Elf 's Friends ...

 

http://www.myspace.com/73936881

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24. TELL-A-STORY BOOK

 

A) SNEEZING POWDER B) THE WALLPAPER BUNNIES

C) THE SNOW-WHITE PIGEON

D) THE GOSSAMER ELF

G) CLEVER-ONE THE IMP BLYTON Enid ...

 

http://www.greenmeadowbooks.co.uk/si/13314.html

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.. Randomly generated Period Insults

 

Thou bawdy elf-skinned pigeon-egg!! Thou unmuzzled rude-growing

harpy!! Thou dissembling clapper-clawed harpy!! Thou villainous

hedge-born malt-worm!! Thou warped knotty-pated mammet!

 

members.iconn.net/~gedney/randominsult.htm

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http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~pillagoda/ch17-01.htm

 

The Jacobite Circle used to meet at Chester, where a stage

chaise service was started on 18.6.1750 from the "Three Pigeons"

Inn, Bridge Street to the "Castle and Falcon" Inn, Aldersgate.

The mail coach service lasted till 1837. The name of the inn is

intriguing as the as the Winters' crest was "a falcon or rising

from a tower imbatched argent".

 

Dupont, proprietor of the "Castle and Falcon", attended the Spa

Fields Chapel and allowed the Evangelists to meet at his Inn.

The City of London Electric Company was built there in 1924 and

the old cellars still remained then.

 

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78. The Kith of the Elf-Folk

Then the last pigeon went home to the trees on the dry land in

the distance, whose shapes already ... moves as the Wild Thing

moves; they have no souls, and cannot die, and are of the kith

 

http://www.geocities.com/kerrdelune/kith.html

 

The Kith of the Elf-Folk

Lord Dunsany

 

The north wind was blowing, and red and golden the last days of

Autumn were streaming hence. Solemn and cold over the marshes

arose the evening.

 

It became very still.

 

Then the last pigeon went home to the trees on the dry land in

the distance, whose shapes already had taken upon themselves a

mystery in the haze.

 

Then all was still again.

 

As the light faded and the haze deepened, mystery crept nearer

from every side.

 

The Wild Things are somewhat human in appearance, only all brown

of skin and barely two feet high. Their ears are pointed like

the squirrel's, only far larger, and they leap to prodigious

heights.

 

Then something akin to discontent troubled the Wild Thing for

the first time since the making of the marshes; and the soft

gray ooze and the chill of the deep water seemed to be not

enough, nor the first arrival from northwards of the tumultuous

geese, nor the wild rejoicing of the wings of the wildfowl when

every feather sings, nor the wonder of the calm ice that comes

when the snipe depart and beards the rushes with frost and

clothes the hushed waste with a mysterious haze where the sun

goes red and low, nor even the dance of the Wild Things in the

marvelous night; and the little Wild Thing longed to have a soul,

and to go and worship God.

 

At last the day of the Opera came round, and it was a cold day

of the winter.

 

And Signorina Russiano appeared on the stage before a crowded

house.

 

And Signorina Russiano sang.

 

And into the song went all the longing of her soul, the soul

that could not go to Paradise, but could only worship God and

know the meaning of music, and the longing pervaded that Italian

song as the infinite mystery of the hills is borne along the

sound of distant sheep-bells. Then in the souls that were in

that crowded house arose little memories of a great while since

that were quite, quite dead, and lived awhile again during that

marvelous song.

 

And it felt the good dank air that clothes by night the broad

East Anglian lands, and came again to some old perilous pool

where the soft green mosses grew, and there plunged downward and

downward into the dear dark water till it felt the homely ooze

once more coming up between its toes. Thence, out of the lovely

chill that is in the heart of the ooze, it arose renewed and

rejoicing to dance upon the image of the stars.

 

I chanced to stand that night by the marsh's edge, forgetting in

my mind the affairs of men; and I saw the marsh-fires come

leaping up from all the perilous places. And they came up by

flocks the whole night long to the number of a great multitude,

and danced away together over the marshes.

 

And I believe that there was a great rejoicing all that night

among the kith of the Elf-folk.

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http://www.allenvarney.com/ed_elf.html

 

Over the decades, in lethal secrecy, Alachia has enlisted a few

uncorrupted elves, never more than a dozen at a time, as spies.

The Blood Queen and her most intimate confidantes call them

"Songbirds."

 

Initially the Queen drew these elves (high-Circle thieves,

illusionists, and troubadours) with the promise of high pay, but

when they arrived in the Blood Wood, she secured their loyalty

using her irresistible wiles. She sent them separately into the

Theran Empire and elsewhere in Barsaive. Now they report back to

her via carrier pigeon, diplomatic missives, or magical devices.

 

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80. Allen Varney: Earthdawn Legends (Elf)

Dedicated dwarf folklorists have collected the occasional elf

story, notably Dacurius's Elven Myth ... Now they report back to

her via carrier pigeon, diplomatic missives, or magical device.

 

http://www.allenvarney.com/ed_elf.html

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf_(Discworld)

 

Elves have copper-based, blue-green blood, and are extremely

vulnerable to iron. This is partly because there is no way of

magicking iron, and partly that they have the ability to detect

magnetic fields, and use them to navigate (as pigeons are

thought to do) and even sense the thoughts of others from short

distances. The presence of iron disrupts this and sends them

into a panic. The main gateway to the world of Elves in Lancre

is surrounded by several large boulders of naturally magnetised

meteoric iron.

 

Elves are ruled by a King and Queen. They act much the same as

the King and Queen in chess, the Queen is the most obvious ruler,

organising the raiding parties and maintaining absolute control

of her kingdom.

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http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P1-21916436.html

 

U. Minnesota graduate testifies before grand jury

 

Minnesota Daily) (U-WIRE) MINNEAPOLIS -- Kevin Kjonaas, an

Animal Liberation Front spokesman, appeared before a federal

grand jury hearing Monday at U.S. District Court in downtown

Minneapolis.

 

Kjonaas came under intense scrutiny in April when he spoke on

behalf of the ALF, the international animal rights' organization

that claimed responsibility for extensive damage in a dozen

University of Minnesota research labs.

 

Five vandals, who later identified themselves through an e-mail

message, also released more than 100 lab mice, rats, pigeons and ...

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16. ABC News: FBI Responds to Minneapolis Bridge Disaster

 

The FBI is sending an evidence response team and other personnel

to Minneapolis in support of the investigation into Wednesday's

massive bridge collapse. ...

 

abcnews.go.com/TheLaw/story?id=3440891&page=1

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Possible design flaw found in collapsed U.S. bridge - Yahoo! News

 

.... to recover evidence, (and) any (human) remains," Minneapolis

Police Capt. Mike ... Pigeon dung examined in bridge collapse AP,

25 minutes ago .

 

news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070808/ts_nm/bridge_collapse

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http://www.speakeasy.org/%7Etdjohnsn/gamesweb/etek20.html

 

The Eye of The Elf King

 

Chapter 20: The Red Goblin

 

They are soon across the canal and in the main current which

pulls them quickly under a bridge and to where another canal

merges with the first.

 

Underneath is a slogan. "The star of the east shall rise again!"

 

While the two men dump bodies into the canal, Sapphire has been

using a shovel to scoop entrails other evidence into a bucket

which she has them dump over the wall as well. While they are

doing that she goes back through the green door and comes out

with a jar of white powder and a watering can. Under her arm is

tucked a paper bag full of something. She sprinkles the powder

on the worst of the blood stains and pours water over it. The

powder hisses and throws fumes. "Etching powder. Help get rid of

the evidence." She then spreads the contents of the paper bag

about the courtyard. It is bread crumbs. "I usually keep these

for the ducks. I hate pigeons as a general rule, but a flock of

them will cover a lot of evidence!"

 

As the two men follow her into her home, they can see the first

of the pigeons arriving to investigate the crumbs.

 

Boris is not particularly interested in the art but he is

friendly and appreciative. As the conversation concludes,

"Perhaps we can repay you somehow, for helping us with the

evidence...did I say that the pigeons were an excellent idea,

and patching up our wounds, and especially for a new shirt."

 

 

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http://ancienthistory.about.com/library/bl/bl_text_wsd_sec180.htm

 

Chapter 19 - 180. The Gardens and the Shrine.

 

A Day in Old Athens, by William Stearns Davis (1910)

Professor of Ancient History at the University of Minnesota

 

180. The Gardens and the Shrine.--Did we wish to linger, we

could be shown the barnyard with its noisy retinue of hens,

pheasants, guinea fowl, and pigeons; and we would be asked to

admire the geese, cooped up and being gorged for fattening, or

the stately peacocks preening their splendors. We would also

hear sage disquisitions from the "oldest inhabitants" on the

merits of fertilizers, especially on the uses of mixing seaweed

with manure, also we would be told of the almost equally

important process of burying a toad in a sealed jar in the midst

of a field to save the corn from the crows and the field mice.

Hybrias laughs at such superstitions--"but what can you say to

the rustics?" Hybrias himself will display with more refined

pride the gardens used by his wife and children when they come

out from Athens,--a fountain feeding a delightful rivulet;

myrtles, roses, and pomegranate trees shedding their perfumes,

which are mingled with the odors from the beds of hyacinths,

violets, and asphodel. In the center of the gardens rises a

chaste little shrine with a marble image and an altar, always

covered with flowers or fruit by the mistress and her women. "To

Artemis," reads the inscription, and one is sure that the virgin

goddess takes more pleasure in this fragrant temple than in many

loftier fanes

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88. City Pages - Stool Pigeons

Did the feces of feathered fiends cause the I-35W bridge

collapse? ... Gaming the System How a Minnesota magazine became

the bible of generation Xbox (Aug 1, 2007)

 

citypages.com/databank/28/1393/article15753.asp

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http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/04/05/america/NA-ODD-US-

Republican-Convention-Pigeons.php

 

Cleanup plan for Republican convention in Minnesota includes

getting rid of pigeon poop

 

The Associated PressPublished: April 5, 2007

 

ST. PAUL, Minnesota: Pigeon poop has long sullied downtown St.

Paul sidewalks, but the slippery, smelly mess is gaining urgency

with the Republican National Convention coming to town next year.

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anniefeedingthepigeons.htm

 

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Annie Feeding the Pigeons

Annie comes with the bench, two pigeons on her lap,

and an open bag of birdseed.

$550

 

Here is a closeup of Annie's face

 

Annie's pigeons on her lap.

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http://store.milesofmusic.com/H/Peter_Himmelman/46965.html

 

The Pigeons Couldnt Sleeps 13 tracks range from blistering and

bluesy house-shakers to ballads of tender urgency. The album

begins with a haunted slide-guitar passage by Himmelman (whose

guitar prowess shouldnt be underestimated) and ends with the

gospel tinged `If We Could Hold Each Others Hunger,` about the

power of empathy. In between, Himmelman proffers such powerful

songs as `Gratitude,` `War of Words` and `The Ship of Last Hope.`

The songs on this self-produced album started as sketches, which

Himmelman developed until they were `finished paintings.`

 

The CD comes bundled with a DVD, a feature-length documentary,

Rock God. The 65-minute film begins in the 70s with footage of

Himmelmans notorious Minnesota new wave band, Sussman Lawrence.

(Himmasongs)

 

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Amino acid transport by resealed ghosts from pigeon erythrocytes.

 

http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1158154

 

Biochem J. 1982 March 15; 202(3): 613?621.

Copyright notice

 

Amino acid transport by resealed ghosts from pigeon erythrocytes.

 

K P Wheeler

 

ABSTRCT

 

Resealed ghosts from pigeon erythrocytes were shown to haemolyse

during incubation in isotonic media with pH values greater than

about 7 and high concentrations of Na+ inside the ghosts seemed

to enhance this effect. At lower pH values the ghosts were

stable but still highly permeable to Na+ and K+, and moderately

permeable to sucrose. Under the latter conditions the ghosts

transported amino acids in a way qualitatively but not

quantitatively similar to intact erythrocytes. The Na+-dependent

transport of serine and alanine by the ghosts consisted

essentially of an exchange of extracellular for intracellular

amino acids, with no significant net flux. In contrast, net

fluxes of glycine in the direction of the Na+-concentration

gradient across the ghost membrane were demonstrated. However,

under one condition a small net influx of glycine occurred

against the prevailing Na+-concentration gradient. Unlike Na+-

dependent glycine uptake, the uptake of six other amino acids by

intact pigeon erythrocytes was not influenced by the nature of

the anion present. The significance of these findings in

relation to previous work on the Na+-gradient hypothesis of

membrane transport is discussed.

 

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22. Fatty acid synthetase from pigeon red blood cells.

Sign Up To Receive Medscape Best Evidence Key journal articles

ranked for newsworthiness and ... Fatty acid synthetase from

pigeon red

 

http://www.medscape.com/medline/abstract/6786930

 

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Synthesis of Triacetic Acid Lactone by the Pigeon Liver Fatty Acid ...

 

The synthesis of triacetic acid lactone (TAL) is effected by

purified soluble pigeon liver fatty acid synthetase. This enzyme

system synthesizes TAL from ...

 

http://www.jbc.org/cgi/content/abstract/243/20/5471

 

The synthesis of triacetic acid lactone (TAL) is effected by

purified soluble pigeon liver fatty acid synthetase. This enzyme

system synthesizes TAL from acetyl coenzyme A and malonyl

coenzyme A in the absence of TPNH, and synthesizes palmitic acid

in the presence of TPNH. The major product of the reaction in

the absence of TPNH is TAL, and not free triacetic acid.

Presumably triacetic acid, bound as a thioester to the 4'-

phosphopantetheine prosthetic group of the fatty acid synthetase,

is an intermediate in the formation of TAL. The latter compound

is formed from 1 mole of acetyl-CoA and 2 moles of malonyl-CoA

in the sequence, acetate-malonate-malonate (proceeding left to

right from the methyl end of the molecule).

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.. Fridaycities - Pigeon Acid: a (fairly lazy) Fridaycities investigation

 

The anti-pigeon foot-acid does seem to be pretty much confined

to the foul imagination of a bunch of sickos. Phew. But that

still leaves one problem: Why do

 

london.fridaycities.com/radar/2007/7/25/pigeon

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Pages tagged with "acid" on del.icio.us

so apparently Pigeon guano may have taken down the bridge in

minneapolis. save this. by jnollette to bridge shit poop pigeon

acid collapse minneapolis river

 

del.icio.us/tag/acid

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25. Ammonium and Guanidinium Functionalized Hydrogels as Bile Acid ...

or secondary) using a readily available guanylating agent in

aqueous medium. Incorporation of guanidinium groups to these

polymers occurs under mild

 

taylorandfrancis.metapress.com/index/NG4NGJCRFCBAK

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.. A NEWT ONE- THE ORIGINAL MOONBAT SLAYERS

Melissa Hortman of the Minnesota House of Representatives '

speculated that 90 ... So filled with partisan bile and pure,

toxic venom, they always eventually wind

 

http://www.anewtone.com/

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ttp://www.pharmcast.com/Patents/Yr2001/Sept2001/092501/6294163_

BileAcid092501.htm

 

The present invention relates to a polymer composition

comprising polymers containing a guanidinium moiety and to a

method of using the guanidinium moiety-containing polymers for

sequestering bile acids in a patient.

 

In one aspect, the guanidinium moiety is found within the

backbone of the polymer. In this aspect, the polymer backbone

comprises at least two atoms of the guanidinium group. In

another aspect, the guanidinium moiety-containing polymer

compositions comprise polymers with guanidinium substituents

which are pendant from the backbone. For example, the polymer

can comprise an aliphatic backbone bearing pendant guanidinium

groups which can be further substituted.

 

Guanidinium ions form characteristic pairs of zwitterionic

hydrogen bonds with carboxylate anions. This type of binding,

which combines electrostatic interactions and hydrogen bonded

structural organization, can lead to enhanced binding strength.

Additionally, the combination of electrostatic and ionic

hydrogen bonding ability can enable such guanidinium moiety-

containing polymer compositions to be more selective anion

receptors for carboxylate anions such as bile acid salts. Since

increased binding strength and selectivity is indicative of

increased efficacy, the guanidinium moiety-containing polymer

compositions of the invention represent an improvement over

certain known bile acid sequestrants.

 

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Pigeon pea - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

Pigeon peas are nutritionally important, as they contain high

levels of protein and the important amino acids methionine,

lysine, and tryptophan. ...

 

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pigeon_pea

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http://www.osti.gov/energycitations/product.biblio.jsp?osti_id=

7132352

 

Energy Citations Database

 

560300 -- Chemicals Metabolism & Toxicology; ARACHIDONIC ACID--

BIOCHEMISTRY;ARACHIDONIC ACID-- METABOLITES;DUSTS-- BIOLOGICAL

EFFECTS;DUSTS-- INHALATION;LUNGS-- HISTOLOGY; COTTON;IN VITRO;IN

VIVO;MACROPHAGES;PATHOLOGICAL CHANGES;RATS;TRITIUM COMPOUNDS

 

It was considered that the fall in lung function seen after

exposure to cotton dust may be attributable in part to the

activity of arachidonic acid metabolites, such as leucotrienes

as well as to the more established release of histamine by

cotton dust.

 

However, we found that cotton and barley dusts elicited poor

release of arachidonic acid from an established macrophage like

cell line compared with that observed with other organic dusts.^

In the experimental animal, pulmonary cellular responses to both

cotton and barley dust were similar to those evoked by moldy hay

and pigeon dropping dusts, although after multiple doses a more

severe response was seen to cotton and barely

 

Since both moldy hay and pigeon droppings elicit a greater

arachidonic acid release than cotton or barley, a role for

arachidonic acid in inducing the cellular response is less

likely than other factors. There are limitations to our

conclusions using this system, i.e., the arachidonic acid may be

released in a nonmetabolized form, although it is noted that the

two dusts with the greatest arachidonic acid release produce

their clinical responses in humans largely by hypersensitivity

mechanisms.

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3. Cotton Disease Descriptions - Rust

True cotton rust is quite distinct from the "rust" caused by

potash deficiency. ... Later, large orange pustules appear on

the lower leaf surface and discharge orange spores ...

 

plantpathology.tamu.edu/Texlab/Fiber/Cotton/cr.htm...

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2. Pigeon dung cited in bridge rust --

South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com

 

ST. PAUL, Minn. Pounded and strained by heavy traffic and

weakened by missing bolts and cracking steel, the failed

interstate bridge over the Mississippi

 

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/nationworld/sfl-flabridg...

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MySpace.com - The Simian Line - Perth, AU - Alternative / Rock ...

 

Sounds Like, A nest of howling pigeons on acid...

 

View The Simian Line's EPK ? View The Simian Line's EPK.

Record Label, Cartel Music (Green - MGM) .

 

profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.view...

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http://classiclit.about.com/library/bl-etexts/eapoe/bl-eapoe-thou.htm

The Thousand-and-Second Tale of Scheherazade

(1850)

by Edgar Allan Poe

(1809-1849)

 

Truth is stranger than fiction.

OLD SAYING.

 

 

He observed a flock of pigeons passing betwixt Frankfort and

the Indian territory, one mile at least in breadth; it took up

four hours in passing, which, at the rate of one mile per minute,

gives a length of 240 miles; and, supposing three pigeons to

each square yard, gives 2,230,272,000 Pigeons.?"Travels in

Canada and the United States," by Lieut. F. Hall.

 

"Oh fy!" said the king.

 

"'No sooner had we got rid of these birds, which occasioned us

great annoyance, than we were terrified by the appearance of a

fowl of another kind, and infinitely larger than even the rocs

which I met in my former voyages; for it was bigger than the

biggest of the domes on your seraglio, oh, most Munificent of

Caliphs. This terrible fowl had no head that we could perceive,

but was fashioned entirely of belly, which was of a prodigious

fatness and roundness, of a soft-looking substance, smooth,

shining and striped with various colors. In its talons, the

monster was bearing away to his eyrie in the heavens, a house

from which it had knocked off the roof, and in the interior of

which we distinctly saw human beings, who, beyond doubt, were in

a state of frightful despair at the horrible fate which awaited

them. We shouted with all our might, in the hope of frightening

the bird into letting go of its prey, but it merely gave a snort

or puff, as if of rage and then let fall upon our heads a heavy

sack which proved to be filled with sand!'"

 

 

Analogous experiments in respect to sound produce analogous results.

 

(5) Place a platina crucible over a spirit lamp, and keep it a

red heat; pour in some sulphuric acid, which, though the most

volatile of bodies at a common temperature, will be found to

become completely fixed in a hot crucible, and not a drop

evaporates- being surrounded by an atmosphere of its own, it does

not, in fact, touch the sides. A few drops of water are now

introduced, when the acid, immediately coming in contact with

the heated sides of the crucible, flies off in sulphurous acid

vapor, and so rapid is its progress, that the caloric of the

water passes off with it, which falls a lump of ice to the

bottom; by taking advantage of the moment before it is allowed

to remelt, it may be turned out a lump of ice from a red-hot

vessel.

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4. Pigeon Health Care

.... the blame on them rather than the sulphur dioxide

of car exhausts and acid rain. ...

To many they are a symbol of Peace, Love and the Spirit of God. ...

http://www.pigeoncote.com/vet/recovery/recovery.htm

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