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Kickin' Ass and Takin' Names
Guest
"When I said during my presidential bid that I would only bring
Christians and Jews into the government, I hit a firestorm. `What do
you mean?' the media challenged me. `You're not going to bring
atheists into the government? How dare you maintain that those who
believe in the Judeo Christian values are better qualified to govern
America than Hindus and Muslims?' My simple answer is, `Yes, they
are.'" --from Pat Robertson's "The New World Order," page 218.
This pretty much sums up Pat's political philosophy. Unfortunately for
him, what he espouses here is blatantly unconstitutional, as Article
VI, Section 3 states: "no religious test shall ever be required as a
qualification to any office or public trust under the United States."
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"The mission of the Christian Coalition is simple," says Pat
Robertson. It is "to mobilize Christians -- one precinct at a time,
one community at a time -- until once again we are the head and not
the tail, and at the top rather than the bottom of our political
system." Robertson predicts that "the Christian Coalition will be the
most powerful political force in America by the end of this decade."
And, "We have enough votes to run this country...and when the people
say, 'We've had enough,' we're going to take over!"--Pat Robertson
Ah, the vision of a Christian Coalition takeover...warms the heart to
a boil.
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"The Constitution of the United States, for instance, is a marvelous
document for self-government by the Christian people. But the minute
you turn the document into the hands of non-Christian people and
atheistic people they can use it to destroy the very foundation of our
society. And that's what's been happening." -- Pat Robertson, The 700
Club, Dec. 30, 1981
Who was it that talked about having a wall between church and state?
That's right, Thomas Jefferson...but what the hell did that guy know?
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"It is interesting, that termites don't build things, and the great
builders of our nation almost to a man have been Christians, because
Christians have the desire to build something. He is motivated by love
of man and God, so he builds. The people who have come into (our)
institutions (today) are primarily termites. They are into destroying
institutions that have been built by Christians, whether it is
universities, governments, our own traditions, that we have.... The
termites are in charge now, and that is not the way it ought to be,
and the time has arrived for a godly fumigation."--Pat Robertson, New
York Magazine, August 18, 1986
This is possibly one of the worst things that Pat has ever said. I
challenge any of his followers to defend the idea of fumigating the
non-Christian "termites." It astounds me that Newt Gingrich could
publicly admire such a man and get away with it.
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"You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the
Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing.
Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist. I
can love the people who hold false opinions but I don't have to be
nice to them."--Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, January 14, 1991
Pat is a charismatic, Pentecostal Christian (meaning he speaks in
tongues and stuff like that), and only believes that you are a
Christian if you are "born-again." This means that all Catholics and
most Protestant denominations are out-in fact, not only are they not
Christian, they're downright evil.
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"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is
now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the
same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic
Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to
destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the
worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More
terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."--Pat
Robertson, 1993 interview with Molly Ivins
Forget for a minute, if you will, the fact that Robertson is now
comparing the "plight" of Christians in America with that of Jews in
Nazi Germany-he is saying that what they "suffer" is worse than what
any other group has EVER suffered. Yes, not a day goes by (in Pat's
fantasy land) that Christians in America aren't tormented and killed
for being Christian, even worse than the slaves for being black, even
worse than the Jews for being Jews. It is also interesting to note
that the argument that Robertson is making is similar to the argument
that Hitler made against the Jews-that the Jews were oppressing his
Aryan people and he had had enough.
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(talking about apartheid South Africa) "I think 'one man, one vote,'
just unrestricted democracy, would not be wise. There needs to be some
kind of protection for the minority which the white people represent
now, a minority, and they need and have a right to demand a protection
of their rights."--Pat Robertson, "The 700 Club," 3/18/92
Here's another side of Pat, a racist side that he has been very
careful about hiding. The idea that Robertson thinks that a white
person's vote should matter more than a black person's vote is
something to think about when hearing the Christian Coalition's talk
of improving race relations in America.
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"NOW is saying that in order to be a woman, you've got to be a
lesbian."--Pat Robertson, "The 700 Club," 12/3/97
I always thought that the National Organization for Women was all
about equal pay for equal work and things like that; apparently, its
really all about the lesbian plot that Pat enlightens us more about
below.
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"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about
a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to
leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft,
destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." -- Pat Robertson,
fundraising letter, 1992
Frankly, this requires little comment. I feel the "kill their
children" and "witchcraft" parts are particularly instructive.
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(talking about Planned Parenthood) "It is teaching kids to fornicate,
teaching people to have adultery, every kind of bestiality,
homosexuality, lesbianism-everything that the Bible condemns."--Pat
Robertson, "The 700 Club," 4/9/91
And here I was, always thinking that Planned Parenthood existed to
provide things like birth control and STD information, but apparently
they also exist to promote sex with animals. Ah, how little did I
know.
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"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get
married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ
is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife,
and that's the way it is, period."--Pat Robertson, "The 700 Club,"
1/8/92
Yeah, its all about keeping' 'em in the kitchen, barefoot and
pregnant, ain't that right?. Whooee! Now go get me a beer, woman!
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"The public education movement has also been an anti-Christian
movement...We can change education in America if you put Christian
principles in and Christian pedagogy in. In three years, you would
totally revolutionize education in America." --Pat Robertson,"The 700
Club," September 27, 1993.
Total bull.
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"You see what happened in 1962. They took prayer out of the schools.
The next year the Supreme Court ordered Bible reading taken from the
schools. And then progressing, liberals, most of them atheistic
educators, have pushed to remove all religion from the lives of
children...The people who wrote the "Humanist Manifesto" and their
pupils and their disciples are in charge of education in America
today." --Pat Robertson, "The 700 Club," January 13, 1995
Another conspiracy from paranoid Pat. More baseless claims.
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"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should
they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."-- George
Bush
This is just bad.
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"If anybody understood what Hindus really believe, there would be no
doubt that they have no business administering government policies in
a country that favors freedom and equality. ... Can you imagine having
the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini as defense minister, or Mahatma Gandhi
as minister of health, education, and welfare? The Hindu and Buddhist
idea of karma and the Muslim idea of kismet, or fate condemn the poor
and the disabled to their suffering. ... It's the will of Allah. These
beliefs are nothing but abject fatalism, and they would devastate the
social gains this nation has made if they were ever put into
practice." --Pat Robertson's "The New World Order," page 219.
So Robertson doesn't want the Ayatollah of Iran, or Mahatma Gandhi (I
really don't get why he decided to go after Gandhi, of all people) in
our government. Instead, he wants a fanatical member of his
religion...also, his definition of karma is incorrect. Karma basically
means that you reap what you sow, something the Bible talks about.
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"I am bound by the laws of the United States and all 50 states...I am
not bound by any case or any court to which I myself am not a
party...I don't think the Congress of the United States is subservient
to the courts...They can ignore a Supreme Court ruling if they so
choose."--Pat Robertson, Washington Post, June 27,1986)
I guess we should be happy that he considers himself bound by the law
(except, I guess, when it comes to federal election laws). Of course,
for someone who ran for President, his grasp of the system of checks
and balances among the branches of government is less than that of a
junior high school student. What's worse is that Robertson has a law
degree from Yale-although he never was able to pass the bar exam.
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"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists,
atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive
dictators, greedy money changers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers,
and homosexuals are on top?"--Pat Robertson, The New World Order, p.
227
What the hell is this about? The fact that his man actually ran for
President is truly an amazing thing.
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"There is no such thing as separation of church and state in the
Constitution. It is a lie of the Left and we are not going to take it
anymore." --Pat Robertson, November 1993 during an address to the
American Center for Law and Justice
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,
or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..." This simply wouldn't work
if there wasn't a separation of church and state. A theocracy would
inevitably violate the First Amendment. Separation of church and state
is the only way to insure that freedom of religion is kept.
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"We're going to bring back God and the Bible and drive the gods of
secular humanism right out of the public schools of America." --
Presidential candidate Pat Buchanan addressing the anti-gay rally in
Des Moines, 2-11-96
Thank God that Buchanan has decided to give up politics and go back to
Crossfire.
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"I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I want
you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good...Our
goal is a Christian nation. We have a Biblical duty, we are called by
God, to conquer this country. We don't want equal time. We don't want
pluralism."--Randall Terry, Founder of Operation Rescue, The News-
Sentinel, Fort Wayne, Indiana, 8-16-93
Frankly, this is one of the scariest things I have heard in a long
time.
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"We should resist the temptation to identify our religious convictions
with the platform of a party or the platitudes of favored
politicians."--Ralph Reed, 1996
Clearly a bunch of horseshit. Robertson has talked about how the
Coalition supports specific candidates, all Republicans. Check out the
next quote for the real story.
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"We want...as soon as possible to see a majority of the Republican
Party in the hands of pro-family Christians by 1996." --Pat Robertson,
Denver Post, 10/26/92
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"Many of those people involved with Adolph Hitler were Satanists, many
of them were homosexuals--the two things seem to go together."--Pat
Robertson, "The 700 Club," 1/21/93
This statement is grossly incorrect. Suffice to say, it is a
historical fact that the Nazis killed homosexuals as ruthlessly as
they did Jews.
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"I think we ought to close Halloween down. Do you want your children
to dress up as witches? The Druids used to dress up like this when
they were doing human sacrifice... [Your children] are acting out
Satanic rituals and participating in it, and don't even realize it."--
Pat Robertson, "The 700 Club," 10/29/82
That's right, here he chooses to go after Halloween, of all things.
Man, being Pat Robertson's kid must have sucked.
Christians and Jews into the government, I hit a firestorm. `What do
you mean?' the media challenged me. `You're not going to bring
atheists into the government? How dare you maintain that those who
believe in the Judeo Christian values are better qualified to govern
America than Hindus and Muslims?' My simple answer is, `Yes, they
are.'" --from Pat Robertson's "The New World Order," page 218.
This pretty much sums up Pat's political philosophy. Unfortunately for
him, what he espouses here is blatantly unconstitutional, as Article
VI, Section 3 states: "no religious test shall ever be required as a
qualification to any office or public trust under the United States."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The mission of the Christian Coalition is simple," says Pat
Robertson. It is "to mobilize Christians -- one precinct at a time,
one community at a time -- until once again we are the head and not
the tail, and at the top rather than the bottom of our political
system." Robertson predicts that "the Christian Coalition will be the
most powerful political force in America by the end of this decade."
And, "We have enough votes to run this country...and when the people
say, 'We've had enough,' we're going to take over!"--Pat Robertson
Ah, the vision of a Christian Coalition takeover...warms the heart to
a boil.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The Constitution of the United States, for instance, is a marvelous
document for self-government by the Christian people. But the minute
you turn the document into the hands of non-Christian people and
atheistic people they can use it to destroy the very foundation of our
society. And that's what's been happening." -- Pat Robertson, The 700
Club, Dec. 30, 1981
Who was it that talked about having a wall between church and state?
That's right, Thomas Jefferson...but what the hell did that guy know?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"It is interesting, that termites don't build things, and the great
builders of our nation almost to a man have been Christians, because
Christians have the desire to build something. He is motivated by love
of man and God, so he builds. The people who have come into (our)
institutions (today) are primarily termites. They are into destroying
institutions that have been built by Christians, whether it is
universities, governments, our own traditions, that we have.... The
termites are in charge now, and that is not the way it ought to be,
and the time has arrived for a godly fumigation."--Pat Robertson, New
York Magazine, August 18, 1986
This is possibly one of the worst things that Pat has ever said. I
challenge any of his followers to defend the idea of fumigating the
non-Christian "termites." It astounds me that Newt Gingrich could
publicly admire such a man and get away with it.
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"You say you're supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the
Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that, and the other thing.
Nonsense. I don't have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist. I
can love the people who hold false opinions but I don't have to be
nice to them."--Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, January 14, 1991
Pat is a charismatic, Pentecostal Christian (meaning he speaks in
tongues and stuff like that), and only believes that you are a
Christian if you are "born-again." This means that all Catholics and
most Protestant denominations are out-in fact, not only are they not
Christian, they're downright evil.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is
now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the
same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic
Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to
destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the
worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More
terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."--Pat
Robertson, 1993 interview with Molly Ivins
Forget for a minute, if you will, the fact that Robertson is now
comparing the "plight" of Christians in America with that of Jews in
Nazi Germany-he is saying that what they "suffer" is worse than what
any other group has EVER suffered. Yes, not a day goes by (in Pat's
fantasy land) that Christians in America aren't tormented and killed
for being Christian, even worse than the slaves for being black, even
worse than the Jews for being Jews. It is also interesting to note
that the argument that Robertson is making is similar to the argument
that Hitler made against the Jews-that the Jews were oppressing his
Aryan people and he had had enough.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(talking about apartheid South Africa) "I think 'one man, one vote,'
just unrestricted democracy, would not be wise. There needs to be some
kind of protection for the minority which the white people represent
now, a minority, and they need and have a right to demand a protection
of their rights."--Pat Robertson, "The 700 Club," 3/18/92
Here's another side of Pat, a racist side that he has been very
careful about hiding. The idea that Robertson thinks that a white
person's vote should matter more than a black person's vote is
something to think about when hearing the Christian Coalition's talk
of improving race relations in America.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"NOW is saying that in order to be a woman, you've got to be a
lesbian."--Pat Robertson, "The 700 Club," 12/3/97
I always thought that the National Organization for Women was all
about equal pay for equal work and things like that; apparently, its
really all about the lesbian plot that Pat enlightens us more about
below.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about
a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to
leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft,
destroy capitalism, and become lesbians." -- Pat Robertson,
fundraising letter, 1992
Frankly, this requires little comment. I feel the "kill their
children" and "witchcraft" parts are particularly instructive.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(talking about Planned Parenthood) "It is teaching kids to fornicate,
teaching people to have adultery, every kind of bestiality,
homosexuality, lesbianism-everything that the Bible condemns."--Pat
Robertson, "The 700 Club," 4/9/91
And here I was, always thinking that Planned Parenthood existed to
provide things like birth control and STD information, but apparently
they also exist to promote sex with animals. Ah, how little did I
know.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get
married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ
is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife,
and that's the way it is, period."--Pat Robertson, "The 700 Club,"
1/8/92
Yeah, its all about keeping' 'em in the kitchen, barefoot and
pregnant, ain't that right?. Whooee! Now go get me a beer, woman!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"The public education movement has also been an anti-Christian
movement...We can change education in America if you put Christian
principles in and Christian pedagogy in. In three years, you would
totally revolutionize education in America." --Pat Robertson,"The 700
Club," September 27, 1993.
Total bull.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"You see what happened in 1962. They took prayer out of the schools.
The next year the Supreme Court ordered Bible reading taken from the
schools. And then progressing, liberals, most of them atheistic
educators, have pushed to remove all religion from the lives of
children...The people who wrote the "Humanist Manifesto" and their
pupils and their disciples are in charge of education in America
today." --Pat Robertson, "The 700 Club," January 13, 1995
Another conspiracy from paranoid Pat. More baseless claims.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"I don't know that atheists should be considered citizens, nor should
they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God."-- George
Bush
This is just bad.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"If anybody understood what Hindus really believe, there would be no
doubt that they have no business administering government policies in
a country that favors freedom and equality. ... Can you imagine having
the Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini as defense minister, or Mahatma Gandhi
as minister of health, education, and welfare? The Hindu and Buddhist
idea of karma and the Muslim idea of kismet, or fate condemn the poor
and the disabled to their suffering. ... It's the will of Allah. These
beliefs are nothing but abject fatalism, and they would devastate the
social gains this nation has made if they were ever put into
practice." --Pat Robertson's "The New World Order," page 219.
So Robertson doesn't want the Ayatollah of Iran, or Mahatma Gandhi (I
really don't get why he decided to go after Gandhi, of all people) in
our government. Instead, he wants a fanatical member of his
religion...also, his definition of karma is incorrect. Karma basically
means that you reap what you sow, something the Bible talks about.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"I am bound by the laws of the United States and all 50 states...I am
not bound by any case or any court to which I myself am not a
party...I don't think the Congress of the United States is subservient
to the courts...They can ignore a Supreme Court ruling if they so
choose."--Pat Robertson, Washington Post, June 27,1986)
I guess we should be happy that he considers himself bound by the law
(except, I guess, when it comes to federal election laws). Of course,
for someone who ran for President, his grasp of the system of checks
and balances among the branches of government is less than that of a
junior high school student. What's worse is that Robertson has a law
degree from Yale-although he never was able to pass the bar exam.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists,
atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive
dictators, greedy money changers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers,
and homosexuals are on top?"--Pat Robertson, The New World Order, p.
227
What the hell is this about? The fact that his man actually ran for
President is truly an amazing thing.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"There is no such thing as separation of church and state in the
Constitution. It is a lie of the Left and we are not going to take it
anymore." --Pat Robertson, November 1993 during an address to the
American Center for Law and Justice
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,
or prohibiting the free exercise thereof..." This simply wouldn't work
if there wasn't a separation of church and state. A theocracy would
inevitably violate the First Amendment. Separation of church and state
is the only way to insure that freedom of religion is kept.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"We're going to bring back God and the Bible and drive the gods of
secular humanism right out of the public schools of America." --
Presidential candidate Pat Buchanan addressing the anti-gay rally in
Des Moines, 2-11-96
Thank God that Buchanan has decided to give up politics and go back to
Crossfire.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I want
you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good...Our
goal is a Christian nation. We have a Biblical duty, we are called by
God, to conquer this country. We don't want equal time. We don't want
pluralism."--Randall Terry, Founder of Operation Rescue, The News-
Sentinel, Fort Wayne, Indiana, 8-16-93
Frankly, this is one of the scariest things I have heard in a long
time.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"We should resist the temptation to identify our religious convictions
with the platform of a party or the platitudes of favored
politicians."--Ralph Reed, 1996
Clearly a bunch of horseshit. Robertson has talked about how the
Coalition supports specific candidates, all Republicans. Check out the
next quote for the real story.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"We want...as soon as possible to see a majority of the Republican
Party in the hands of pro-family Christians by 1996." --Pat Robertson,
Denver Post, 10/26/92
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"Many of those people involved with Adolph Hitler were Satanists, many
of them were homosexuals--the two things seem to go together."--Pat
Robertson, "The 700 Club," 1/21/93
This statement is grossly incorrect. Suffice to say, it is a
historical fact that the Nazis killed homosexuals as ruthlessly as
they did Jews.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"I think we ought to close Halloween down. Do you want your children
to dress up as witches? The Druids used to dress up like this when
they were doing human sacrifice... [Your children] are acting out
Satanic rituals and participating in it, and don't even realize it."--
Pat Robertson, "The 700 Club," 10/29/82
That's right, here he chooses to go after Halloween, of all things.
Man, being Pat Robertson's kid must have sucked.