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Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> news:44D1C193.8EB66BFD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > nemo wrote:



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> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > news:44CB2746.DA34327D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > >



> > > > Apex wrote:



> > > >



> > > > > "Harry Farkas" <hfarkas@wowway.com> wrote in message



> > > > > news:w8-dnSsP7b0ElH-iRVn-tA@wideopenwest.com...



> > > > > > The motivational speaker urged me to forge on, yet he had me



> arrested



> > > when



> > > > > I



> > > > > > did.



> > > > >



> > > > > He wanted to be part of your experimint. It would have been



> centsible to



> > > > > drop him a few notes.



> > > >



> > > > Or give him 1 million male deer (bucks).



> > > >



> > > > Do you fit on the counter?



> > >



> > > Counterfeit: A complaint that shop assistants get from stinging there



> too



> > > long.



> >



> > Counter Culture: Yeast in the kitchen.



> >



> Unlevon?d bread is better. It doesn't moon at you!


Y Street: Street of questions.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> nemo wrote:



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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:44D1C193.8EB66BFD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



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> > >



> > > nemo wrote:



> > >



> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > news:44CB2746.DA34327D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > >



> > > > > Apex wrote:



> > > > >



> > > > > > "Harry Farkas" <hfarkas@wowway.com> wrote in message



> > > > > > news:w8-dnSsP7b0ElH-iRVn-tA@wideopenwest.com...



> > > > > > > The motivational speaker urged me to forge on, yet he had me



> > arrested



> > > > when



> > > > > > I



> > > > > > > did.



> > > > > >



> > > > > > He wanted to be part of your experimint. It would have been



> > centsible to



> > > > > > drop him a few notes.



> > > > >



> > > > > Or give him 1 million male deer (bucks).



> > > > >



> > > > > Do you fit on the counter?



> > > >



> > > > Counterfeit: A complaint that shop assistants get from stinging


there


> > too



> > > > long.



> > >



> > > Counter Culture: Yeast in the kitchen.



> > >



> > Unlevon?d bread is better. It doesn't moon at you!



>



> Y Street: Street of questions.


And where, in the winter, Yeshiva in the cold!

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:4930D420.5E5B0BA4@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


>



>



> nemo wrote:



>



> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > news:44D1C193.8EB66BFD@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > >



> > >



> > > nemo wrote:



> > >



> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > > > news:44CB2746.DA34327D@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...



> > > > >



> > > > > Apex wrote:



> > > > >



> > > > > > "Harry Farkas" <hfarkas@wowway.com> wrote in message



> > > > > > news:w8-dnSsP7b0ElH-iRVn-tA@wideopenwest.com...



> > > > > > > The motivational speaker urged me to forge on, yet he had me



> > arrested



> > > > when



> > > > > > I



> > > > > > > did.



> > > > > >



> > > > > > He wanted to be part of your experimint. It would have been



> > centsible to



> > > > > > drop him a few notes.



> > > > >



> > > > > Or give him 1 million male deer (bucks).



> > > > >



> > > > > Do you fit on the counter?



> > > >



> > > > Counterfeit: A complaint that shop assistants get from stinging


there


> > too



> > > > long.



> > >



> > > Counter Culture: Yeast in the kitchen.



> > >



> > Unlevon?d bread is better. It doesn't moon at you!


Haven't you heard the song:

Shayne ve di levon?!

Lichtig vi di shteren!

Fun himmel a maton?,

Hostu tzu mir geshikht!

?


> Y Street: Street of questions.


Lesbie Avenue?

Avenue Road. "No thanks. The old one's still OK!"

Regent Street. Where ***-change operations are reversed.

Wardour Street. There's a portal along there that leads straight into Gaza.

Pratt Street. Where idiots live.

To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . .

Nemoel, Nemoel,

Nemoel, Nemoel,

On Pension Credit and doing quite well!

 
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