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[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> news:44D1C613.31ACD660@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> >


> >


> > nemo wrote:


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> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > news:44CB0409.A14EF5E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > >


> > > > Fusee: Not many oceans.


> > > >


> > > > Gassy: Windy ocean.


> > > >


> > > > Grassy: Ocean of pot.


> > > >


> > > > Gusty: Windy tea.


> > > >


> > > > Gutsy: Ocean of innards.


> > > >


> > > Gastric: Farting and lighting it!


> >


> > Computer streets: E Road, E Lane, and E Street.


>


> E. Ling Broadway? - or as the camp announcer at Kings Cross Thameslink


> Station used to say, "Ealing Brought-Sway"!


>


> For City Thameslink he used to say, "See-Semm-Sink"! That's as near as he


> could get to it.

V Street: Where vampires unlive.

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:4930D423.550716C2@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> nemo wrote:


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> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > news:44D1C613.31ACD660@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > >


> > >


> > > nemo wrote:


> > >


> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > > > news:44CB0409.A14EF5E@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > > > >


> > > > > Fusee: Not many oceans.


> > > > >


> > > > > Gassy: Windy ocean.


> > > > >


> > > > > Grassy: Ocean of pot.


> > > > >


> > > > > Gusty: Windy tea.


> > > > >


> > > > > Gutsy: Ocean of innards.


> > > > >


> > > > Gastric: Farting and lighting it!


> > >


> > > Computer streets: E Road, E Lane, and E Street.


> >


> > E. Ling Broadway? - or as the camp announcer at Kings Cross Thameslink


> > Station used to say, "Ealing Brought-Sway"!


> >


> > For City Thameslink he used to say, "See-Semm-Sink"! That's as near as

he


> > could get to it.


>


> V Street: Where vampires unlive.

Vigo Street: Only women named after a small plant with pleasant-smelling

purple blue or white flowers are allowed to walk through here.

It's off Regent Street, where they make sure that all the male pedestrians

are changed every half-hour.

Great Marlborough Street: Also off Regent Street but where all the Navel

Intelligence blokes who had a building down there (Shhhhhh!) died from

cancer caused by smoking the most tar and nicotine -saturated cigarettes in

the world, as did most of the previously fighting-fit cowboys and stars who

were given them as part-payment for advertising them!