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Tim Bruening

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:


> On Sun, 6 Jun 2004 22:27:40 -0400, "Kathy" <tn5ktkachuk@cogeco.ca> found



> these unused words floating about:



>



> >



> >"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> >news:a69c46fe.0406061631.63197855@posting.google.com...



> >> "Michael Balarama" <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message



> >news:<10c405f2h12r45b@corp.supernews.com>...



> >> > was sent this:



> >> > A farmer had a cow, Bessie. She was difficult, kicking over the milk



> >> > pail and refusing to come in at night. Well, Bessie got pregnant. After



> >> > she gave birth, she changed. "Bessie's really mellowed out," the



> >> > farmer told his wife. "What do you think happened?" "That's easy," she



> >> > replied. "Don't you know, Bessie's been decalf-inated!"



> >>



> >> How cheesy.



> >



> >Udder nonsense.



> >



> Bulling for you ...


Bullying: A bell that harasses people and beats them up.

 
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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

news:4930D45C.BEF7C634@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


>



> "J. A. Mc." wrote:



>



> > On Sun, 6 Jun 2004 22:27:40 -0400, "Kathy" <tn5ktkachuk@cogeco.ca> found



> > these unused words floating about:



> >



> > >



> > >"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message



> > >news:a69c46fe.0406061631.63197855@posting.google.com...



> > >> "Michael Balarama" <mbalar@ev1.net> wrote in message



> > >news:<10c405f2h12r45b@corp.supernews.com>...



> > >> > was sent this:



> > >> > A farmer had a cow, Bessie. She was difficult, kicking over the


milk


> > >> > pail and refusing to come in at night. Well, Bessie got pregnant.


After


> > >> > she gave birth, she changed. "Bessie's really mellowed out," the



> > >> > farmer told his wife. "What do you think happened?" "That's easy,"


she


> > >> > replied. "Don't you know, Bessie's been decalf-inated!"



> > >>



> > >> How cheesy.



> > >



> > >Udder nonsense.



> > >



> > Bulling for you ...



>



> Bullying: A bell that harasses people and beats them up.


Bully Beef: A complaint re- the violent and intimidating behaviour of a

butcher.

 
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