Buy Nothing Day Puns

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:


> "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> news:44CB0A32.A4A2A250@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


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> > Cruddy: Bad feeling demon.


> >


> > Drowsy: Sleeping ocean.


> >


> > Fealty: Tea that makes one loyal.


> >


> > Feasty: Tea that's filling.


> >


> > Feisty: Tea that arouses one.


> >


> > Fantastic: Really incredible trig.


>


> Fantastic: Piece of wood to smash bottles of horrible fizzy drinks full of


> additives including dangerous Sodium Benzoate with!

Caustic: Twig that really stings.

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> nemo wrote:


>


> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message


> > news:44CB0A32.A4A2A250@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...


> > >


> > > Cruddy: Bad feeling demon.


> > >


> > > Drowsy: Sleeping ocean.


> > >


> > > Fealty: Tea that makes one loyal.


> > >


> > > Feasty: Tea that's filling.


> > >


> > > Feisty: Tea that arouses one.


> > >


> > > Fantastic: Really incredible trig.


> >


> > Fantastic: Piece of wood to smash bottles of horrible fizzy drinks full

of


> > additives including dangerous Sodium Benzoate with!


>


> Caustic: Twig that really stings.

Switch: An electrical twig that teachers used to use to give the pupils

nasty shocks.

Nowadays, they use their ******* in stead!