Buy Nothing Day Puns

[Tim Bruening]

Pretext: Before writing.

Shell Ling: Chinese oil.

Shell Ling: Chinese artillery.

Shell Ling: Chinese turtle.

Slip Ping: Greased Chinese.

 

[nemo]

"Tim Bruening" <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> Pretext: Before writing.


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> Shell Ling: Chinese oil.


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> Shell Ling: Chinese artillery.


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> Shell Ling: Chinese turtle.


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> Slip Ping: Greased Chinese.

His girwfliend gave him a gleat big hug without noticing and he went

'Spwffmmch!' out of her embrace and hit his head on a passing aErOplane.