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builder

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Okay, phreakwars has made an *** of himself pointing out the "faults" of others here, so it's high time his *** was put on the auction block.

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So let's look closely at this older pic of the phreakmeister.

I see he's standing in a trailer, with a two-dollar Walmart shirt on, partially hiding some cheap-*** prison tattoos on his arms.

His nose looks like he's done at least three rounds with "Iron-Mike Tyson", and he is intentionally hiding the ugly prison tattoos on his hands.

Despite claiming that his busy "professional" life takes upwards of sixty hours of his "busy" week, you can log on any time, and you'll find him here.

He claims this is because he "war-drives" when doing his deliveries, but how come his IP doesn't vary when this supposedly happens?

Now we come to his supposed "heritage". Half-beaner? He looks more like that former Slovakian ruler, Slobberdownmycockyoubitch.

A green-eyed Russian-looking beaner? Pull this one mate. You'll get jingle bells.

His build is approaching that of a young sumo wrestler, and under that unassuming thatch of nondescript hair is a pin-head rivalling any cotton-belt ******.

No razor in existence is capable of mowing down the neanderthal stubble that subsitutes for his beard, and as any good anthropologist will tell you, the size of the nostrils is directly attributable to the size of the fingers, so clearly phreak has digits the size of Cuban cigars.

Carry on. :cool:

 
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KathyA

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partially hiding some cheap-*** prison tattoos on his arms.
Well in the **** are those tattoo's of anyways?

On his forearm, it looks like they are some sort of initials.. Its looks like KFC..

 

phreakwars

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Tis true... every bit of it.

The tattoo on my left lower arm is my initials, on my left upper is a cross that says "En memoria, Domingo mi padre"

On the right upper arm is a tattoo of a cobra.

I am quite the stud... in fact, I even made up my own GF personals description of myself: http://Off Topic Forum.com/showpost.php?p=1209038&postcount=10

I'm waiting for your call ladies. :rolleyes:

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KathyA

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Well I am still not convinced that those are his initials on his arm.

Post a pic of it. Prove it it to me and the world, that you don't secretly worship Colonel Sanders .. :D

 

phreakwars

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Hey now... my rebutal:

I do NOT have a piggy nose, it is stubby, but not piggy (ask Nazz)

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The eyebrow is not balding, it is a scar.. also, I have you know the tattoo cost me $25 and a joint.

As for the biceps, if you knew anything about me, you would know that I had a spine injury at the gym about 4 years ago. I used to bench 420. But since the injury, and 2 surgerys later, and one surgery still needed, I'd be lucky to be able to bench 40 lbs (might explain the man ***** too. ).Edit: Mrs Phreakwars was reading this post, and she says I don't have man *****, but I do have a gut...so there !!

Also, if you have never seen a hispanic with curly hair, you don't really get out much.

But the MOST offending comment, is the one that I need to exfoliate.

The DL picture scan has some crud on it, distorting my face.. I guess the only way I can prove that would be to show you in person..

NO WAY do I need to exfoliate. My skin is blemish free.

The rest of the comments, I won't deny.

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But I would like to add, that I score much higher on hotornot.com then Phantom

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http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BMNRKYB&key=MRJ

Oh.. and WHERE IS MY ******* POLL BUILDER ??? !!!

I love posts all about me, even bad publicity is more publicity.

Remember I'm running for City Council.

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phreakwars

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**** that, I'm greedy, I'm gonna demand they send the ******* back... Even a couple of the legal ones... and a couple on my mom's side as well.

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Msixty

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**** that, I'm greedy, I'm gonna demand they send the ******* back... Even a couple of the legal ones... and a couple on my mom's side as well..

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he wants the cocane buisness all to himself ;)

 

fullauto

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**** that, I'm greedy, I'm gonna demand they send the ******* back... Even a couple of the legal ones... and a couple on my mom's side as well..

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LOL... Phreak.... you will always get my vote.... Fair and Balanced!

 

hugo

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**** that, I'm greedy, I'm gonna demand they send the ******* back... Even a couple of the legal ones... and a couple on my mom's side as well..

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It is very difficult to get the legal ones sent back. Particularly those who are now citizens. Been trying to send the wife back for 20 years.

 

Phantom

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But I would like to add, that I score much higher on hotornot.com then Phantom
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Isn't that photo of you 11 years old? Then let's try something a little more fair. I posted a photo without make-up, so you should post a recent pic. Eh nevermind, I did it for you. ;)

Rate Our Precious, Sexy Phreak!

 
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