fullauto Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Does anyone else here hate that... it's been 2 days now, and even lava soap hasn't done the trick! Not that it's a bad scent, but I have a clean thing... i have to be clean.... help me Obewon! You're my only hope! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrayGal Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 OMG I cant believe you posted that! HAHA Well i recommend a strong lotion...I mean i dont think it matters if its just the smell as long as you have showered. At least you SHOWERED! Damn 2 days of smelling like vagina....haha i dont think i have ever heard of that. Quote http://www.sucksbbs.net/data/MetaMirrorCache/bf579d790688a5b6ce4acac92ae0b3e3.jpg Gray~Gal ..... You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. ~Dave Barry "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." WC Fields. Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege. Unknown There is nothing more frightening than active ignorance. ~Goethe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berniec Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Thats easy fixed..Cut it off...You dont need one oviously,after starting this stupid thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Are you sure that what you are smelling isn't lodged in the hairs in your nostrils? From going down, I mean. Oh, and how the fuck can you get your nose anywhere near your dick? Maybe you're one of those self-satisfiers who had two sections of your spine removed, so that you can reach it? I also recall just a coupla days ago, that you reckoned you haven't scored since your wife ran off with the milkman. 1 Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 Are you sure that what you are smelling isn't lodged in the hairs in your nostrils? From going down, I mean. Oh, and how the fuck can you get your nose anywhere near your dick? Maybe you're one of those self-satisfiers who had two sections of your spine removed, so that you can reach it? I also recall just a coupla days ago, that you reckoned you haven't scored since your wife ran off with the milkman. Good point... but I'm pretty sure it's not in my nostrils... and no, I don't self satisfy... I hope I'm not the only man that actually scratches his balls from time to time... Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Good point... but I'm pretty sure it's not in my nostrils... and no, I don't self satisfy... I hope I'm not the only man that actually scratches his balls from time to time... Fuck man, whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis? I was just rearranging them, your honour. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 LOL.... yeah... right... like trying to rearange the order of two plumbs in a plastic bag! BALL SCRATCHERS OF THE WORLD UNITE ! ! ! ! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Testify brother, testify... but quit smelling your fingers after you scratch them, and quit bonking skanks. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh G. Rekshun Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Sodium Hypochlorite should solve your problem. And to add, as Phreak stated in his aforementioned post, quit zooming "Skanksville" for your choice of poon. Quote "May you sit naked in Hell for all eternity with your tender rectum resting squarely upon the sharp end of a red hot barbed stalagmite, all the while you are tormented forever by hideous demons who force you to listen to endless Barry Manilow and Elton John duets of Ashlee Simpson's greatest hits, let this fate befall all those who so much as plagiarize one single word from my work" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerroristHater Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Sodium Hypochlorite should solve your problem. And to add' date=' as Phreak stated in his aforementioned post, quit zooming "Skanksville" for your choice of poon.[/quote'] Skankville poon is usually diseased in one way or another. Quote I'm not having a tantrum...I'm not...I'm not...I'm not...I'm going to sue your ass...whawwwwwwww. Iran's useless government will disarm or be destroyed. As a matter of personal preference; I prefer the latter. FUCK IRAN, FUCK TERRORISTS, AND FUCK ALL THOSE WHO SUPPORT THEM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cynthiaa89 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 quit bonking skanks. That should sure it right up....and prevent it from happening again. Ever. Quote "Life's tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaness Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 eeeeww that really happens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted September 2, 2005 Author Share Posted September 2, 2005 eeeeww that really happens? surely does... women should douche more Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I wonder if Vortex knows? Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaness Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 LOL, thats so nasty. Fullauto didn't you notice the strong smell she must have had. I mean for it to be stuck on your piece for two days it must have been really bad the first day. gag . You should get tested for STD's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skategreen Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Are you sure that what you are smelling isn't lodged in the hairs in your nostrils? . I laughed out loud. Astute! Quote The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skategreen Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Does anyone else here hate that... it's been 2 days now, and even lava soap hasn't done the trick! Not that it's a bad scent, but I have a clean thing... i have to be clean.... help me Obewon! You're my only hope! Try a nice long hot bath instead of a shower? add a few bath oil beads... light some candles.... OOPS! right back where we started from! Quote The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I laughed out loud. Astute! Fullauto often leaves these gaping, unfulfilled opportunities in his posts. I'm starting to wonder if this tactic is indeed casually careless, or planned proliferation. Another fucking conspiracy. To the back of the line you go, kind sir. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Since the price of gasoline is so high, me next suggestion would be hot water and bleach. Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ALLAH IS GREAT Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Ok did I just read what I thought I just read,cos if I read what I just thought I read,excuse me I gotta unload the contents of my stomach. Too much info dick sniffer!!! Quote 'They intend to put out the Light of Allah with their mouths.But Allah will bring His Light to perfection even though the disbelievers hate it' ''Oh Allah!Make the best of my deeds my last deeds, and make the best of my life my last moments, and make the best day of my life the Day I meet You!'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohammed_Rots_In_Hell Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Ok did I just read what I thought I just read,cos if I read what I just thought I read,excuse me I gotta unload the contents of my stomach. Too much info dick sniffer!!!So are you too good to sniff one? Quote The first amendment provides our constitution with its voice. The second amendment provides its teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 Alot of animals sniff each others crotches, why should humans be different ?? I agree with MRIH. AIG are you a prude ?? . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullauto Posted September 6, 2005 Author Share Posted September 6, 2005 Let me check her oil... I'll tell ya if she's a quart low! Quote Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time "I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cogito Ergo Sum Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Oh hell, education like this should cost money...I swear...what a bunch of amatures... The next time you've taken Mr. Happy for a nice long dip in her pond, be sure that when you are finished humping and bumping, that you then insert it into her mouth all the way for a few good solid sucks and licks! Not only will you have the satisfaction of having been completely satisfied for leaving your manscent all over her, she will have the taste in her mouth to gently remind her about personal hygeine. You of course will have the neutralizing effect of her saliva on your pecker. Don't wash or wipe the saliva off, allow it to air dry. There will be no scent whatsoever on your dick because the acids in her saliva will destroy the crotch bacteria on your cock... Enough said... Quote . I put no stock in religion. By the word "religion" I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much "religion" in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. WE'VE SPENT HOW MUCH IN IRAQ? www.costofwar.com - http://icasualties.org/oif/ - http://iraqbodycount.net/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Your full of shit... I've already done that myself with this one hoe years ago... It still stunk, she liked the taste. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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