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Does anyone else here hate that... it's been 2 days now, and even lava soap hasn't done the trick! Not that it's a bad scent, but I have a clean thing... i have to be clean....

 

help me Obewon! You're my only hope!

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OMG

I cant believe you posted that! HAHA

 

Well i recommend a strong lotion...I mean i dont think it matters if its just the smell as long as you have showered. At least you SHOWERED!

Damn 2 days of smelling like vagina....haha i dont think i have ever heard of that.

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Are you sure that what you are smelling isn't lodged in the hairs in your nostrils? From going down, I mean. :D

 

 

Oh, and how the fuck can you get your nose anywhere near your dick?

 

Maybe you're one of those self-satisfiers who had two sections of your spine removed, so that you can reach it?

 

I also recall just a coupla days ago, that you reckoned you haven't scored since your wife ran off with the milkman. ;)

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Are you sure that what you are smelling isn't lodged in the hairs in your nostrils? From going down, I mean. :D

 

 

Oh, and how the fuck can you get your nose anywhere near your dick?

 

Maybe you're one of those self-satisfiers who had two sections of your spine removed, so that you can reach it?

 

I also recall just a coupla days ago, that you reckoned you haven't scored since your wife ran off with the milkman. ;)

 

Good point... but I'm pretty sure it's not in my nostrils...

 

and no, I don't self satisfy... I hope I'm not the only man that actually scratches his balls from time to time...

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

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Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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Good point... but I'm pretty sure it's not in my nostrils...

 

and no, I don't self satisfy... I hope I'm not the only man that actually scratches his balls from time to time...

 

Fuck man, whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?

 

I was just rearranging them, your honour. :eek: ;)

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LOL.... yeah... right... like trying to rearange the order of two plumbs in a plastic bag!

 

 

BALL SCRATCHERS OF THE WORLD UNITE ! ! ! !

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Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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Sodium Hypochlorite should solve your problem. And to add, as Phreak stated in his aforementioned post, quit zooming "Skanksville" for your choice of poon.
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Sodium Hypochlorite should solve your problem. And to add' date=' as Phreak stated in his aforementioned post, quit zooming "Skanksville" for your choice of poon.[/quote']

 

Skankville poon is usually diseased in one way or another.

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eeeeww that really happens? :p

 

surely does... women should douche more

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Are you sure that what you are smelling isn't lodged in the hairs in your nostrils? . ;)

 

 

I laughed out loud.

 

Astute!

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Does anyone else here hate that... it's been 2 days now, and even lava soap hasn't done the trick! Not that it's a bad scent, but I have a clean thing... i have to be clean....

 

help me Obewon! You're my only hope!

 

Try a nice long hot bath instead of a shower?

 

add a few bath oil beads...

 

light some candles....

 

OOPS! right back where we started from!

The thought manifests as the word. The word manifests as the deed. The deed develops into habit. And the habit hardens into character. So watch the thought and its ways with care. And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings. - Buddha
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I laughed out loud.

 

Astute!

 

Fullauto often leaves these gaping, unfulfilled opportunities in his posts. I'm starting to wonder if this tactic is indeed casually careless, or planned proliferation.

 

Another fucking conspiracy. To the back of the line you go, kind sir. ;) :D

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Ok did I just read what I thought I just read,cos if I read what I just thought I read,excuse me I gotta unload the contents of my stomach. :(

 

Too much info dick sniffer!!!

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Let me check her oil... I'll tell ya if she's a quart low!

Liberals... Saving the world one semester at a time

 

"I'm not a racist... I'm a realist! And if you don't know the difference, You're an Idiot!" -- Fullauto

 

Present - 1. (Noun) The point that divides disappointment from hope

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Oh hell, education like this should cost money...I swear...what a bunch of amatures...

 

The next time you've taken Mr. Happy for a nice long dip in her pond, be sure that when you are finished humping and bumping, that you then insert it into her mouth all the way for a few good solid sucks and licks! ;)

 

Not only will you have the satisfaction of having been completely satisfied for leaving your manscent all over her, she will have the taste in her mouth to gently remind her about personal hygeine. :p

 

You of course will have the neutralizing effect of her saliva on your pecker.

 

Don't wash or wipe the saliva off, allow it to air dry. There will be no scent whatsoever on your dick because the acids in her saliva will destroy the crotch bacteria on your cock...

 

Enough said... :D

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