Can't get that ***** smell off your ****

fullauto

fullauto

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Does anyone else here hate that... it's been 2 days now, and even lava soap hasn't done the trick! Not that it's a bad scent, but I have a clean thing... i have to be clean....

help me Obewon! You're my only hope!

 
GrayGal

GrayGal

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OMG

I cant believe you posted that! HAHA

Well i recommend a strong lotion...I mean i dont think it matters if its just the smell as long as you have showered. At least you SHOWERED!

**** 2 days of smelling like ******....haha i dont think i have ever heard of that.

 
builder

builder

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Are you sure that what you are smelling isn't lodged in the hairs in your nostrils? From going down, I mean. :D

Oh, and how the **** can you get your nose anywhere near your ****?

Maybe you're one of those self-satisfiers who had two sections of your spine removed, so that you can reach it?

I also recall just a coupla days ago, that you reckoned you haven't scored since your wife ran off with the milkman. ;)

 
fullauto

fullauto

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Are you sure that what you are smelling isn't lodged in the hairs in your nostrils? From going down, I mean. :D

Oh, and how the **** can you get your nose anywhere near your ****?

Maybe you're one of those self-satisfiers who had two sections of your spine removed, so that you can reach it?

I also recall just a coupla days ago, that you reckoned you haven't scored since your wife ran off with the milkman. ;)
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Good point... but I'm pretty sure it's not in my nostrils...

and no, I don't self satisfy... I hope I'm not the only man that actually scratches his ***** from time to time...

 
builder

builder

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Good point... but I'm pretty sure it's not in my nostrils...
and no, I don't self satisfy... I hope I'm not the only man that actually scratches his ***** from time to time...
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**** man, whatchu talkin' 'bout Willis?

I was just rearranging them, your honour. :eek: ;)

 
fullauto

fullauto

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LOL.... yeah... right... like trying to rearange the order of two plumbs in a plastic bag!

BALL SCRATCHERS OF THE WORLD UNITE ! ! ! !

 
phreakwars

phreakwars

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Testify brother, testify... but quit smelling your fingers after you scratch them, and quit bonking skanks.

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Hugh G. Rekshun

Hugh G. Rekshun

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Sodium Hypochlorite should solve your problem. And to add, as Phreak stated in his aforementioned post, quit zooming "Skanksville" for your choice of poon.
 
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TerroristHater

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Sodium Hypochlorite should solve your problem. And to add' date=' as Phreak stated in his aforementioned post, quit zooming "Skanksville" for your choice of poon.[/quote']
Skankville poon is usually diseased in one way or another.
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Vaness

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LOL, thats so nasty. Fullauto didn't you notice the strong smell she must have had. I mean for it to be stuck on your piece for two days it must have been really bad the first day. :eek: gag . You should get tested for STD's.
 
skategreen

skategreen

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Does anyone else here hate that... it's been 2 days now, and even lava soap hasn't done the trick! Not that it's a bad scent, but I have a clean thing... i have to be clean....
help me Obewon! You're my only hope!
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Try a nice long hot bath instead of a shower?

add a few bath oil beads...

light some candles....

OOPS! right back where we started from!

 
builder

builder

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I laughed out loud.
Astute!
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Fullauto often leaves these gaping, unfulfilled opportunities in his posts. I'm starting to wonder if this tactic is indeed casually careless, or planned proliferation.

Another ******* conspiracy. To the back of the line you go, kind sir. ;) :D

 
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