Caption this - 11/03/09

Ahhlee

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Synchronized Supermen in Underpants! - Now with even more GAY!!!!

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timesjoke

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Welcome to the RO *** stud tryouts......if your are just joining us the contestants are now in the group talent phase of the competition, then comes the swimsuit competition followed by the lime jello wrestling competition.

RO will then narrow down the group to three finalists who will fly off to Jamaica with him for the final segment of the competition, marathon ********. I find it interesting that RO bends over for each of them himself, trusting others for this part is not allowed, he is certainly a perfectionist.

Each contestant must screw RO as hard, and as fast as possible, points are given for force applied, speed of each stroke, debth of each stroke, longevity, and extra credit is scored for adding in azz slaps, pulling his hair, and changing angles during the process as long as there is no interruption of the rythm. Points are taken away for slipping out or loosing the rythm.

Contestants will be disqualified if they fail to meet the 15 minute minimum time, this should be an exciting event.......

 
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Welcome to the RO *** stud tryouts......if your are just joining us the contestants are now in the group talent phase of the competition, then comes the swimsuit competition followed by the lime jello wrestling competition.

RO will then narrow down the group to three finalists who will fly off to Jamaica with him for the final segment of the competition, marathon ********. I find it interesting that RO bends over for each of them himself, trusting others for this part is not allowed, he is certainly a perfectionist.

Each contestant must screw RO as hard, and as fast as possible, points are given for force applied, speed of each stroke, debth of each stroke, longevity, and extra credit is scored for adding in azz slaps, pulling his hair, and changing angles during the process as long as there is no interruption of the rythm. Points are taken away for slipping out or loosing the rythm.

Contestants will be disqualified if they fail to meet the 15 minute minimum time, this should be an exciting event.......
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Errrr...AWKWERD!

 
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RoyalOrleans

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Welcome to the RO *** stud tryouts......if your are just joining us the contestants are now in the group talent phase of the competition, then comes the swimsuit competition followed by the lime jello wrestling competition.
RO will then narrow down the group to three finalists who will fly off to Jamaica with him for the final segment of the competition, marathon ********. I find it interesting that RO bends over for each of them himself, trusting others for this part is not allowed, he is certainly a perfectionist.

Each contestant must screw RO as hard, and as fast as possible, points are given for force applied, speed of each stroke, debth of each stroke, longevity, and extra credit is scored for adding in azz slaps, pulling his hair, and changing angles during the process as long as there is no interruption of the rythm. Points are taken away for slipping out or loosing the rythm.

Contestants will be disqualified if they fail to meet the 15 minute minimum time, this should be an exciting event.......
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Jesus Christ.

Ali asked for a caption, not a fukken diatribe. What in the world are you overcompensating for?

 
ImWithStupid

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Jesus Christ.
Ali asked for a caption, not a fukken diatribe. What in the world are you overcompensating for?
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I so wanted to say something, but if I said if first, I would have been some kind of hater. Since TJ has a man-crush on you, it should be OK.

 
Ahhlee

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I so wanted to say something, but if I said if first, I would have been some kind of hater. Since TJ has a man-crush on you, it should be OK.
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That **** RO could get away with murder, the charming scamp. TJ is merely a victim of his manly charms.

Tee hee!

 
eddo

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I so wanted to say something, but if I said if first, I would have been some kind of hater. Since TJ has a man-crush on you, it should be OK.
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same here, lol

 
timesjoke

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Jesus Christ.
Ali asked for a caption, not a fukken diatribe. What in the world are you overcompensating for?
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Oh so every time I turn around "YOU" start these gay games but when I slam you back with better, you cry.

The solution is easy, if you can't handle it, don't start it. I don't make you play the gay game, that is your choice.

 
RoyalOrleans

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Oh so every time I turn around "YOU" start these gay games but when I slam you back with better, you cry.

The solution is easy, if you can't handle it, don't start it. I don't make you play the gay game, that is your choice.
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Ohhh.... don't get your thong in a wad, TJ.

If you want to spell out your gay fantasies in a post: FINE! Go for it, but don't think you will not receive rebukes for them. On top of that, your heedless plunge into a dialogue while sporting the "stupid hat" with complete unawares of the definition of CAPTION.

cap?tion (kāp'shən) n.
1. A title, short explanation, or description accompanying an illustration or a photograph.

2. A series of words superimposed on the bottom of television or motion picture frames that communicate dialogue to the hearing-impaired or translate foreign dialogue.

3. A title or heading, as of a document or article.

4. Law The heading of a pleading or other document that identifies the parties, court, term, and number of the action.

[Middle English capcioun, arrest, from Old French capcion, from Latin captiō, captiōn-, from captus, past participle of capere, to seize; see kap- in Indo-European roots.]
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RoyalOrleans

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I so wanted to say something, but if I said if first, I would have been some kind of hater. Since TJ has a man-crush on you, it should be OK.
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TJ loves me in a Viking way, not in a prison way. TAKE THAT BACK!

 
timesjoke

timesjoke

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Ohhh.... don't get your thong in a wad, TJ.
If you want to spell out your gay fantasies in a post: FINE! Go for it, but don't think you will not receive rebukes for them. On top of that, your heedless plunge into a dialogue while sporting the "stupid hat" with complete unawares of the definition of CAPTION.
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Nice try my bruised little peach, but to each his own definition of short. Your definition may be your tiny little slong but do not mistake your definition to be what everyone else may believe is short.

You played the *** game and lost, get over it.

If you can't take it, don't dish it out ;)

 
RoyalOrleans

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Nice try my bruised little peach, but to each his own definition of short. Your definition may be your tiny little slong but do not mistake your definition to be what everyone else may believe is short.
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The only thing that is subjective around here is to the extent of your homosexuality. I say you're a **** pirate, but everyone else seems to think you're the construction worker from the Village People.

You played the *** game and lost, get over it.
If you can't take it, don't dish it out ;)
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Lost? I never claimed to be in competition with you over anything, sh!theel. So get it into your fathead, that when I tell you to go fukk yourself that you attribute it to yourself as an insult rather than high praise of your athleticism.

 
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