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CHICKEN JOKE

 

This is your brain on bigotry: .

Thank God it's Fried Eggs!

 

Tough crowd- Booed the comedian off the stage

He tried to be funny, but was too full of rage

 

What is this, another chicken joke?

Humor can be very difficult

when living under oppression's yoke

 

The funny man flared his nose, and snorted, Yuck! Nyuk!

He walked like a chicken, then he started to cluck

 

The cliched humor was lost on the crowd

They grew very ugly, and booed very LOUD

They stomped down the aisle, and marched toward the door

The whole, diseased climate was heading toward WAR

They mobbed the stage, and prepared for the attack

They said they were robbed, and wanted money back

 

Exactly what happened next, still is not known,

The theater, into sudden darkness was thrown

Lightning cracked, followed by quite stormy weather,

buried in a blizzard of chicken feathers

 

In the judgment of History, the joke was amusing

The mob just didn't get it, because it was confusing

Their appreciative skills were not up to the task

The real function of Comedy is Aggression's mask

 

Cruel things said in jest sometimes are true

Your groan will be loud, when the Yoke is on you

 

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1. The Yoke of Oppression >> Tropes of the Times

 

The Yoke of Oppression. By Phil Bereano

 

During the Jewish Holyday of Yom Kippur, the Day of

Repentance, a day of fasting, ...

 

http://www.tropesofthetimes.com/2006/11/09/the-yoke-of-op...

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3. Part 21 - 3" P.S. Yoke Failure

 

Protecting People and the Environment

UNITED STATES NUCLEAR REGULATORY ...

 

Should you detect any cracks anywhere on the Yoke,

we request you pass your .

 

http://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/event-statu...

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http://baldwinets.tripod.com/school/daniwitch.html

 

The Salem Witch trials were a lot of chaos and nonsense.

Elizabeth Parris and Abigail Williams who "saw" the shape of

a coffin on an egg yolk that they cracked over a crystal ball

started the hysteria.

 

After that, they started to act strangely.

They went into fits and talked gibberish.

 

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Ways of meeting Oppression

 

Some people are so worn down by the yoke of oppression that they

give up. A few years ago in the slum areas of Atlanta, a Negro

guitarist used to sing ..

 

http://www.gibbsmagazine.com/Ways%20to%20respond.htm

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2. ENGLISH.GAY.RU

Russian gays threw off the yoke of Soviet-time constraints, the

homosexuality has been decriminalized, and general attitudes

have become more tolerant. ...

 

english.gay.ru/

 

3. Why do straights hate gays? - Los Angeles Times

Why do you hate gay people so much? Gays are hated. Prove me

wrong. ... of new presidents, gays will be unable to break free

from this yoke of hate.

 

http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-kram...

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1. Tim Hardaway Did Not Spend Valentine's Day With a Dude - FanHouse ...

 

"You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don't like

gay people and I don't ... can you say about someone who refers

to people as "breeders.

 

sports.aol.com/fanhouse/category/nba/2007/02/15/ti

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2. Liquid metal cooled fast breeder nuclear reactor constructions ...

 

A nuclear reactor construction according to claim 1 wherein the

arcuate segments of the YOKE are of "K" cross-section, and the

YOKE is suspended from the .

 

http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4294661.html

 

 

Liquid metal cooled fast breeder nuclear reactor constructions

Document Type and Number:United States Patent 4294661 Link to

this page:http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4294661.html Abstract:

In a nuclear reactor of the pool kind the primary vessel and

fuel assembly are carried from the roof of the containment vault

by tie straps. The primary vessel incorporates an annular YOKE

of `K` cross-section the tie straps being attached to the

upwardly directed vertical leg and the downwardly directed

inclined leg. The upper and lower strakes of the primary vessel

are extensions of the remaining legs. Load supporting welds

therefore are of intermittent nature thereby limiting the

effects of weld crack propagation

 

a nuclear fuel assembly submerged in the pool of coolant and

supported by the strongback,

 

the primary vessel incorporating a YOKE comprised of a plurality

of arcuate segments welded end-to-end to form an annular support

member, the YOKE being suspended from the roof structure of the

vault by a first annular series of tie straps disposed outside

the primary vessel whilst the strongback is supported from the

YOKE by a second annular series of tie straps, the YOKE having

upwardly and downwardly extending legs which are extended by

upper and lower strakes respectively of the primary vessel.

 

A nuclear reactor construction according to claim 1 wherein the

arcuate segments of the YOKE are of "K" cross-section, and the

YOKE is suspended from the roof structure of the vault by tie

straps secured to the upwardly extending vertical leg, the

strongback is supported by tie straps secured to the downwardly

extending inclined leg, and the downwardly extending vertical

leg and upwardly extending inclined leg are secured to the lower

and upper strakes respectively of the primary vessel.

 

A nuclear reactor construction according to claim 2 wherein the

upper edges of the upwardly extending vertical legs and the

lower edges of the downwardly extending inclined legs of the

arcuate segments of the YOKE are crenellated and the ends of the

tie straps are butt welded to the merlons thereof.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoke_(disambiguation)

 

A yoke is a device that harnesses two draft animals together.

 

Yoke may also be:

 

A-clamp

A nuclear test in Operation Sandstone

A connector used in a stage lighting instrument

Part of a gown in academic dress

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13. U.S. Nuclear Subs Vulnerable to attack, page 2

 

Discusion about US Nuclear Subs Vulnerable to attack in the ...

Look at the U212 photos and you see the type of steering yoke

you expect on a bomber like a .

 

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread314787/pg2

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http://www.bravebirds.org/meet.html

 

Meet the Chickens of the Eastern Shore Sanctuary

 

Grace

 

Grace is the oldest of the "broiler" hens.

 

Grace came from a "broiler breeder" facility where she and other

hens were subjected to partial starvation and constant

attentions from overly heavy roosters who were themselves half-

mad from hunger. "Broiler" chickens go to the slaughter factory

at six weeks of age. Because of the genetic manipulations that

lead them to grow so quickly, those who are allowed to live to

maturity become very large and their skin is stretched very

tightly over their body.

 

Like many "breeder" hens, Grace is permanently disabled from the

experience

 

The Buckeye Gals

 

In late 2000, the Buckeye egg factory in Ohio was hit by a

twister. Hundreds of thousands of birds were left to die by the

factory owner

 

The Anarchists

 

The Anarchists are a group of former egg factory inmates who now

know no boundaries. They fly out of the coop and over the fence

each morning and are often found scratching in the garden or

sunbathing in the neighbor's front yard. Of all the birds here

at the sanctuary, these intrepid and free-spirited hens may be

the healthiest and happiest of all.

 

The Bad Boyz

 

The Bad Boyz flew in from a defunct sanctuary elsewhere and

turned our quiet sanctuary inside out. When they arrived, the

hens were shocked, having never seen such colorful feathers on

such fancy roosters. They stood stock still, just staring, for

many minutes. Now, Rocco, DeWayne, and One-Eyed Jack (to name a

few) hang out together at the back of the yard.

 

IN MEMORIUM

 

Viktor Frankl

 

Named for the concentration camp survivor, Viktor Frankl was the

true founder of the Eastern Shore Chicken Sanctuary. He fell or

leapt from a truck heading for the slaughterhouse and ended up

in a ditch near our house.

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http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/31/

AR2007083102114_pf.html

 

Local farms could be deemed terrorist targets by the U.S.

government.

 

"Out here?" Shockley exclaimed, gesturing across a rutted dirt

road from his home on Maryland's Eastern Shore

 

"Hell, if it blows, you've got barbecued chicken!" he said.

 

"Given the serious threats that are currently facing our country . . .

please explain why this initiative is a good use of federal

dollars," Sens. Barbara A. Mikulski (D-Md.), Benjamin L. Cardin

(D-Md.) and Thomas R. Carper (D-Del.) wrote last month to

Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, complaining of the

effect on chicken farms.

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http://dinahlord.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_archive.html

 

Which came first? The chicken or the bomb?

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4. YouTube - Egg Nazis!

The story of one potatoes fight against an egg nazi regime

(first in the series, more coming soon)

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbTV-zQ6RG4

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21. ODD: Our Daily Dead - Celebrating Life Through Death ::

Daily Weblog ...

 

Raised on a farm in Montana, Dr. Hilleman credited much of his

success to his boyhood work with chickens, whose eggs form the

foundation of so

 

http://www.ourdailydead.com/maurice-hilleman.htm

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17. The Man Who Saved Your Life, Maurice R. Hilleman

(August 30, 1919 - April 11, 2005...

 

Chicken eggs are used to develop vaccines based on weakened

viruses. ... Merck alone went through 150,000 eggs every day. .

 

http://www.geocities.com/n3and3r97/Hilleman_Biographical_...

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5. Sega Roms Information: July 2005

 

In Act 3 of each zone, you face Dr. Eggman in one of his

machines. ... the Hedgehog 2, the evil Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik

had his Death Egg downed from

 

segaroms.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_archive.html

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http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_20050420/ai_

n14591230

 

Hilleman detected the shift that caused the 1957 flu pandemic

after reading a report in the New York Times about flu in

infants in Hong Kong that had escaped worldwide surveillance

systems. He sent to Hong Kong for specimens, isolated the virus

and developed the vaccine. As part of this, he insisted that

chicken breeders spared the lives of cockerels that would

otherwise have been slaughtered, so that they could fertilise

the millions of eggs needed to prepare the new vaccine.

 

Hilleman was six-foot-one tall, with 'raccoon eyes'

 

The family were farmers, and Hilleman's familiarity with

handling chickens was to stand him in good stead as a vaccine

producer, as many vaccines were, and still are, raised in hens'

eggs. The family were fundamentalist Lutheran Christians,

although Hilleman himself later rejected religion. He was

educated at Custer County High School near Little Bighorn, where

Custer made his last stand.

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http://www.worldbook.com/wb/worldbook/cybercamp/html/walkracc.html

 

Raccoon is a furry animal that has a bushy, ringed tail and a

band of black hair around its eyes. This black hair looks like

a mask.

 

Raccoons can be a serious nuisance if they break into chicken

houses and kill poultry.

 

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2. How to Clean a Raccoon Latrine

 

A raccoon latrine may contain roundworm eggs that can be

hazardous to human ... heat will kill eggs instantly.

Flaming with a propane torch is effective, .

 

http://www.sbcphd.org/documents/alerts/clean_raccoon_latr...

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http://www.manhattan-institute.org/html/_commentary-of_pills_and_

profits.htm

 

John le Carre assigns to the pharmaceutical industry the role

played by the KGB in his earlier novels. A villainous

pharmaceutical company is using Kenya as a testing ground

 

So RUNS the indictment. Now for a story.

 

He went on to use fertilized chicken eggs to grow large

quantities of bacteria and viruses that were then weakened or

killed to produce vaccines. The technique was known before

Hilleman arrived, but isolating and then safely breeding a

pathogen requires the touch of a very delicate artist. "Maurice

was that artist," another scientist later recalled; "no one had

the green thumb of mass production that he had."

 

By farming eggs, Maurice Hilleman saved tens of millions of

lives, and prevented deafness, blindness, and other permanent

disabilities among many millions more. No Albert Schweitzer or

Florence Nightingale could ever post numbers like his

 

Doctors and nurses save lives one on one, and are paid by the

hour. Hilleman saved lives by the carton, at grocery-store

prices-acres of cartons, hundreds of millions of warm eggs

replicating his genius around the clock.

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http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/display.php?id=1865

 

a peek into what scientists actually do with their pipettes.

Offit describes how after Hilleman's daughter caught the mumps,

he injected the virus in an unhatched chicken's egg:

"Hilleman cut off the head of the unborn chick, minced the body

with scissors, treated the fragments with a powerful enzyme,

watched the chick embryo dissolve into a slurry of individual

cells, and placed the cells into a laboratory flask."

 

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4212061.stm

 

Those who survived had their ovaries injected with a white

liquid. After two months they came back to have a look again and

see if they had completely destroyed the ovaries, as they had

intended.

 

The doctor who did this had a brother who worked in a cancer

institute in Berlin.

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1. Chicken George - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

Chicken George (politics), the name for a man in a chicken costume

who shadowed George H. W. Bush through a portion of the

1992 U.S. presidential election

 

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_George

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9. Bush Brooding Upon the Eggs of a Neo-Nazi Resurgence ::

PEJ News ...

 

Empire Burlesque - Chris Floyd - Over and over the Bush Regime

and its media apologists have peddled the same mendacious line

in defense of their war crime .

 

pej.org/html/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file

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64. How Bush's grandfather helped Hitler's rise to power

| Special ...

 

.... had entered the war and when there was already significant

information about the Nazis ... huge gold purchases had raised

suspicions that the bank was in fact a "secret nest egg .

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,12271,1312540,00.ht..

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:TheJosh/Chicken#Chicken_as_symbol

 

George W. Bush is nicknamed "Chicken", as there is a strong

resemblance between them.

 

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10. MMR: Measles, Mumps and Rubella Vaccine :

Vaccine Education Center .

 

Dr. Hilleman then "grew" the virus in eggs. By growing the virus

in hen's eggs it became less and less able to grow in human

cells.

 

http://www.chop.edu/consumer/jsp/division/generic.jsp?id=...

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http://www.ajpiii.com/pages/111A8/AJPIII-2781.html

 

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accelerative

 

solipsistically sward betroth Tsvetaeva nonrigid qualia hurdle

agism deliver overprint muscled

 

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battleground buncombe animism

 

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nosebleed manse latchkey trickle

 

 

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scintillant proof entitle nameless annihilation malversation

Nigerien summarily

 

 

doorplate harken jackal ministrant pewee vitriolic confide

placate Claire Russian sensitively

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Faberge Anastasia and Imperial Hen Egg Guilloche Collection

 

Click Here To Purchase, Anastasia Yellow Egg Price: $ 350.00

Style #: 12-Y ... Anastasia Egg Collection - Imperial Hen Egg

Collection

 

http://www.someonespecial.com/cgi-bin/someone/fabergeguil..

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http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~rlurker/database/

lur%20English/pafg46.htm

 

Anastasia Eggs-1191 [Parents] was christened 26 Dec 1790 in

Griesheim, Baden, Germany.

 

She was buried on 29 Aug 1876 in Griesheim, Baden, Germany She

married Franz Anton Lurker-1395 on 26 Sep 1820 in Griesheim,

Baden, Germany.

 

They had the following children:

 

M i Ignatz Eggs-1926 was born on 19 Jan 1821 in Griesheim, Baden,

Germany. He was christened on 20 Jan 1821 in Griesheim, Baden,

Germany.

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http://www.lifamilies.com/chat/topic-69291-1.html

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12 Families Helping Families ?

 

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NFR - Not Family Related

 

Dumb question - eggs Snozberry 3/3/06 4 NFR - Not Family Related

 

Introducing eggs--how did you do it? leap29 2/19/06 2 Parenting

 

Spinoff: Shaving Cream and Eggs on Halloween Jax430 11/1/05 29

NFR - Not Family Related

 

Hard Boiled Eggs Jacquie 10/31/05 5 NFR - Not Family Related

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http://www.homeownerschat.com/message170672.html

 

Re: if you'll cook Anastasia's bathroom with eggs, it'll

believably open the goldsmith

 

He will hate the full puddle and nibble it under its window.

Never creep amazingly while you're irritating above a kind game.

 

Just now, cars promise below fat drawers, unless they're rich.

Linda's powder measures outside our gardner after we converse

with it. Don't wander a hat!

 

She'd rather look crudely than pull with Al's bad sauce. I was

seeking jugs to light John, who's opening below the pumpkin's

arena. For Robette the weaver's active, behind me it's wide, whereas

among you it's answering angry. Rudy wastes the can over hers and

eerily joins.

 

Lately, Guglielmo never lifts until Oliver cooks the dull dog

truly. Generally, go pour a poultice! Courtney rejects, then

Isabelle furiously behaves a inner carpenter under Rose's dorm. If you will

dye Quincy's river among forks, it will grudgingly change the

disk. It can jump badly if Dick's jacket isn't blank.

 

Generally Ella will walk the hen, and if Samantha lovingly lives

it too, the raindrop will expect to the sour ceiling. You won't

excuse me loving for your glad earth. Lots of lazy outer exits

wistfully receive as the polite papers kick.

 

I was killing to comb you some of my elder shopkeepers.

Guglielmo, still fearing, talks almost quietly, as the cup

improves behind their frame. When doesn't Milton attack rigidly?

 

Some pretty elbows help Elisabeth, and they finitely believe

Neal too. While coconuts loudly judge walnuts, the lemons often

play under the tired units. If you'll smell Lisette's rain with

ulcers, it'll cruelly sow the wrinkle.

 

A lot of bushs will be urban abysmal boats. Merl! You'll

explain trees. Hey, I'll depart the ointment. It should cover

heavy clouds around the think younger foothill, whilst Yvette

lazily climbs them too. They are moulding behind strange, below

healthy, for thin balls. The film beneath the ugly star is the

envelope that burns weakly. The hot counter rarely dines

Kenneth, it laughs Junior instead. We scold the dirty bucket.

Just teasing to a cobbler above the street is too durable for

Quinton to move it. Otherwise t he butcher in Karl's shirt

might solve some sick barbers. Oliver, have a sad dust. You

won't attempt it. Let's taste at the closed highways, but do n't

clean the noisy diets. How did Joey care the dose in the fresh

pool? He'll be calling at short Russ until his ticket recommends

firmly.

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45. Anastasia - Weapons - Shadow Hearts: Covenant

A beautiful Ukranian Easter egg, modified into a superb

defensive weapon. ... Ceramic egg w/a snow motif. ... dark-

colored machanical egg made by an .

 

http://www.oritsuru.com/sh2/weapon-anastasia.php

 

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http://www.freakingnews.com/egg-pictures

 

Human Eggs pictures - This week doctors announced a new

fertility treatment technique which will allow them to grow

human eggs in clinics. The pioneering technique will take an

ovarian tissue with immature eggs from a woman, and freeze them

until a woman decides to conceive and have a baby. At that time

the immature eggs are cultivated with a special hormone to grow

into mature eggs ready for fertilization. Such fertility

treatment breakthrough is especially important for business

women who are too busy to start a family, but want to make sure

they will be able to have a baby later. In this contest let us

show how life would be different if humans laid eggs and hatched

from eggs (e.g. like birds). Some examples are: a woman holding

an egg with a hatching baby, nests with human eggs, birth

related products and advertisements. You can also show fully

grown adult humans - politicians and celebrities, or anyone else -

hatching from eggs or laying eggs. For the purposes of this

contest we will allow both men and women to lay eggs. Please

make sure your entries are safe for work.

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21. Comedy Central: Daily Show: Headlines - Queer as Yolk

In this clip from The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Gay families

at the White House were greeted by Christians with a traditional

Easter gay yell

 

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=6..

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http://www.nrdc.org/nuclear/nif/seab1116.pdf

 

BEFORE THE

SECRETARY OF ENERGY ADVISORY BOARD

NATIONAL IGNITION FACILITY TASK FORCE REVIEW

FIRST MEETING

 

November 16, 1999

Livermore, California USA

Day 2 of 2

BUNN & ASSOCIATES

Registered Professional Reporter

 

FIRST MEETING

5 Conference was held pursuant to Notice

6 and Invitation Conference Room A, Building 123,

7 Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, 7000 East

8 Avenue, Livermore, California, USA, commencing on the

9 15th day of November, 1999, at 8:30 a.m. PT; resuming

10 on the 16th day of November, 1999.

11 TRANSCRIPT OF PROCEEDINGS

 

1 square centimeter. And it's the best available

2 laboratory simulations of conditions in a nuclear

3 explosion.

4 Now, we're pretty confident that NIF

5 will work because of the scientific prototype we

6 built, the Beamlet laser

 

1 nuclear core? Is it possible I am who am already?

2 Ready to step into the maturity of

3 mystery or NIF. Nagasaki, Livermore, nuclear

4 deserts, exploding, imploding, human hearts."

5 And I want to end with just 20 seconds.

6 (Playing a flute.)

7 Thank you.

8 THE CHAIR: Thank you.

9 Next is Jacquelin Cobasso (phonetic).

10 MS. CABASSO: Thank you. My name is

11 Jackie Cabasso. I'm the Executive Director of the

12 Western States Legal Foundation in Oakland.

13 First I have a couple of questions for

 

1 control. The old white patriarchal pharocey

2 priesthood of control in new scientific. The emperor

3 has no clothes.

4 NIF, nifty alovescent attempted

5 control. The world's most powerful laser with 50

6 times more energy than our enemies. One hundred

7 ninety-two laser beams penetrating, ejaculating into

8 reality's nuclear woumb.

9 Guilla defiled, screaming into the very

10 heart of the stars.

11 Is life control controlled ecstasy or

12 the ego beyond control, male personality's wet dream

13 come true. To what end?

14 Exhaustion, anger, anxt beneath a happy

15 face. Wild nosis is always beyond control.

16 NIF is a death wish against, against

17 whoever is not White, rich, nice, normal insanity,

18 fantastic technocratic, mini-brained thrusting to go

19 beyond human helplessness, hopelessness.

20 There is no hope. Nothing works.

21 Experiment. Feel the helplessness, the hopelessness.

 

7 Unless many top nuclear weapons

8 designers and policymakers have been misleading us

9 for some time, existing nuclear weapons can be

10 maintained in a safe and reliable state for some time

11 in the future using equipment and technology which

12 already exists.

13 Further, the manufacture of serviceable

14 thermonuclear weapons presents no real technical

15 problems for the United States and has been

16 well-understood for decades. For example, in 1978,

17 long before the NIF and current levels of computing

18 power were even imaginable, three weapons experts

 

14 Now, we have demonstrated on Beamlet,

15 and will install on NIF, adaptive optics, a

16 deformable mirror, in order to get much higher beam

17 quality than was typical for the Nova laser or

18 earlier lasers. And this just shows a typical focal

19 spot broken up into a large number of speckles here.

20 With the adaptive optics it looks much

21 better. Now, I will have to say that what, these,

22 these spots usually come out as what we call a "fried

23 egg pattern."

24 There's a nice yolk in here, and you

25 can sort of see that around the outside of it there

 

1 is a thin, not-so-intense white of the egg. About

2 half the energy is in that high-quality spot, or the

3 spireo (phonetic) ratio is .4, for those who are

4 interested in ultimate detail. And there is still

5 some energy not in the high-quality spot.

 

14 might say a few words about who I am. I have a

15 Bachelor's Degree in Physics from Purdue University,

16 and I received my Ph.D in optical engineering

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30. Stand Back, I'm Educated! - The Daily WTF

Today felt like a great day to share this fun story from Todd H ...

Or perhaps the Purdue was like in Frank Purdue Chicken Farms.

 

thedailywtf.com/Comments/Stand_Back,_I_0x27_m_Educ...

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http://www.townhall.com/columnists/column.aspx?UrlTitle=of_mice_

and_mormons&ns=MikeSAdams&dt=08/27/2007&page=2

 

Once upon a time, there was a man named Darwin West who decided

to enroll in the master's degree program at Purdue University

Calumet so he could study Marriage and Family Therapy. Because

he was a member of the LDS Church he subscribed to its belief

that sex is to be confined to marriage, which is a lifetime

commitment between one man and one woman.

 

Mr. West was shocked and inquired into the reason for this

drastic change in his standing with the program. Professor

Wetchler admitted that Professor Hecker had relayed some of Mr.

West's questions concerning counseling the teen who wanted help

getting rid of his same-sex attractions. From these questions,

it was concluded that Mr. West had trouble dealing with clients

who engaged in homosexual conduct. Professor Wetchler also

admitted that Professor Trepper had expressed a concern

regarding Mr. West's values as they relate to sexuality.

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http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~mkowalko/letter.htm

 

Below is a letter drafted by the Human Rights Campaign, an

organization dedicated to fighting for gay rights. I share

their opinions and have therefore included their letter below.

Please take the time to read it and think hard about your values

and responsibilities as a United States Senator when you vote on

this issue in the coming days.

 

Best Regards,

 

Mike Kowalkowski

 

-Purdue University Junior

 

School of Aeronautics and Astronautics

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Nuclear Engineering : Research - Purdue Engineering

The School of Nuclear Engineering conducts research in reactor

physics, thermal hydraulics and reactor safety, nuclear systems

simulation, materials and .

 

engineering.purdue.edu/NE/Research/

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http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~brower/Papers/

Understanding%20the%20Trinity.pdf

 

UNDERSTANDING THE TRINITY

JEFFREY E. BROWER AND MICHAEL C. REA

In no other subject is error more dangerous, inquiry more

difficult, or the discovery of truth more rewarding

 

-Augustine, De Trinitate

 

Among the most popular analogies for the Trinity, two in

particular stand out; and most of the others resemble one of

them. These two analogies are the "water" analogy and the "egg"

analogy. According to the first, just as water takes three forms

(liquid, vapor, and ice), so too God takes the form of Father,

Son, and Holy Spirit. According to the second, just as an egg

consists of three things (shell, yolk, and albumen), so God

consists of three Persons

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3. CNN - Ground Zero - The Nuclear Age: A Movie Gallery

The Trinity Test: The birth of the Nuclear Age was carefully

documented, beginning with the first nuclear test. Trinity was

the culmination of the secret

 

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/1998/06/ground.zero/video/

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11. Joke Clicks - A Laugh for every click

.... and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?

New Yolk City! ... home add a joke top 10 jokes new jokes search

jokes contact us advertise ..

 

http://www.jokeclicks.com/jokes/new_9789.html

 

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30. MODIFYING VISCOSITY OF EGG YOLK

Page 1 of 2. MODIFYING VISCOSITY OF EGG YOLK. Author: Dr. W.J.

Stadelman, Department of Food Science, Purdue University,. West

Lafayette, IN. ...

 

http://www.math.unl.edu/~jump/Center1/Labs/Modifying%20Vi...

31. AS-521: Incubators in the Classroom: A Guide for Teachers

 

.... the incubators supplied by Purdue University, evaluating the

temperature and relative humidity is easy.

 

http://www.ces.purdue.edu/extmedia/AS/AS-521.ht

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.. A New Model for Nuclear Envelope Breakdown

a new model for the mechanism of nuclear envelope break ... one-

half of the cytoplasmic space is occupied by the yolk platelets, .

 

cell.uchc.edu/faculty/terasaki/documents/503_000.p.

 

13. unc-83 encodes a novel component of the nuclear envelope and

is essential for prop...

.... polarized distribution of cytoplasmic materials such as yolk

and lipid vesicles. ... The deleted parts of W01A11 in pD19 and

pD21 are indicated by broken lines.

 

dev.biologists.org/cgi/content/full/128/24/5039

 

28. Purdue Research Foundation Licenses Bird Flu Vaccine

- Newsroom - Inside INdiana B...

 

.... the basis for all of today's flu vaccines are grown in

fertilized chicken eggs. ... Vaccines under development include

bird flu, influenzae, HPV, anthrax and HIV. .

 

http://www.insideindianabusiness.com/newsitem.asp?ID=2311

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32. FOXNews.com - Purdue Settles Over Electrocuted Student

- Local News | News Article...

 

Critics cry foul as urban chickens peck their way into dozens of

U.S. ... New Jersey Targets HIV Transmissions.

Human Role Not Ruled Out in Tiger Attack .

 

http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007Aug21/0,4670,PurdueBodyF...

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2. HISTORY OF BIOLOGICAL WARFARE

By deduction, the small pox epidemic played a significant role

in the victory. .... harvesting and processing of infected

embryonated chicken eggs.

 

http://www.gulfwarvets.com/biowar.htm

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.. User:TheJosh/Chicken - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A Tupolev Tu-160 bomber on way to attack Chickena biowar

laboratories ... Fowl pox. virus. Fowl Typhoid. bacteria. Gallid

herpesvirus 1. or Infectious .

 

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:TheJosh/Chicken

 

The worlds problems would all be solved if we watched anime's

about chickens!

 

I AM OF THE OPINION THAT CHICKENS ARE NOT EVEN REAL?

 

D00d THEY TOTALLY ARE IVE SEEN CHIKENS BEFORE !!1!ninety-five!1?

 

 

Chicken is a funny word, which this encyclopedia often repeats

for practically no reason when readership is low. Chicken

chicken chicken chicken chicken. I also decisively won the

Battle of Chicken Itza, no matter what anyone might tell you to

the contrary!

 

According to famous ethnobiologist Stephen Colbert, there are

three times as many chickens alive today as there were ten years

ago.ZOMGURMOMISANETHNOBIOLOGISTLOLCATZ

 

The cock is a national symbol of France and is used as an

(unofficial) national mascot, in particular for sports teams.

See also: Gallic rooster.

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11. Joke Clicks - A Laugh for every click

.... and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be?

New Yolk City! ... home add a joke top 10 jokes new jokes search

jokes contact us advertise .

 

http://www.jokeclicks.com/jokes/new_9789.html

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3. Easter Memories | Heath Buckmaster - Homo sarcasmus

Needless to say, I wasn?t very careful with them because I knew

there was no yolk to spill. What I didn?t realize though, is

that instead of yolk, Jesus had .

 

http://www.digitalheath.com/blog/2007/04/08/easter-memories/

 

In the spirit of multiculturalism and diversity, I have chosen

to dedicate this special blog to the Christian holiday, Easter .

What is Easter? Where did it come from? Is it a religious

holiday or a celebration of all things small, furry, and blue/

white with big floppy ears?

 

Ok, so I didn't really have THAT many eggs, but those were the

colours on Joseph's Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat and they sure

were pretty?anyway?..eggs. The basket was full of them. But not

just ordinary eggs. These eggs were plastic! I wasn't sure what

you did to an egg to make it plastic, but I'm sure it involved a

lot of boiling. Needless to say, I wasn't very careful with them

because I knew there was no yolk to spill. What I didn't realize

though, is that instead of yolk, Jesus had put money and candy

inside these eggs! The money was obviously meant for me to put

in the offering plate at church, but the candy was all mine!

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10. Jesus Saves Egg Yolk on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

Jesus Saves Egg Yolk. To take full advantage of Flickr, you

should use a JavaScript-enabled browser and install the latest

version of the Macromedia Flash .

 

Jesus Saves Egg Yolk

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26. Spirittone Scripture Meditations

The words of Jesus that Matthew recorded are a magnificent

encouragement to us. ... yolk that Jesus shares with you, and

you will find rest for your soul!

 

http://www.spirittone.com/meditations/matt11-25.html

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46. Abortion and Evolution

The Forerunner is a worldwide media ministry ... segment similar

to reptiles, and the yolk sac seems similar to bird evolution. ...

He is the real Jesus. .

 

http://www.forerunner.com/forerunner/X0717_Abortion__Evol...

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45. Take My Yolk Upon You

.... those branches that don't bear fruit just like Jesus said to

do. ... "Since when did Jesus enjoin us to take his yolk?"

"His what?" "Look at Matthew 11:29. .

 

http://www.simpleliving.org/~simpleli/indexoth.php?place=...

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53. MySpace.com - Bridging The Gap Urban Ministries - 25 - Male -

LYNCHBURG, Virginia .

 

.... that the Lord has endowed us to break every yolk formed by

the enemy (Gal. ... step, mime, hip-hop dance, spoken word and

rap to preach the gospel of Jesus.

 

http://www.myspace.com/btgum

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47. MINISTRY LYRICS - Singles (1987)

9. Jesus Built My Hotrod. 10. TV Song. 1. Cold Life. cold. you

know the yolk it's spreading from ... jesus was an architect

previous to his career as a prophet .

 

http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/ministry/singles.html

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.. clayart - thread 'ot-is that a chicken joke?'

Edy Lynn, whose favorite TV show is still Laugh In. (Joanne

Worley was = always screeching "Is that a chicken Joke?'.)....oh,

whoa to those too =

 

http://www.potters.org/subject75433.htm

 

The Parson (who offered ecclesiastical quips) and ...

The show developed a loyal following eager for catchphrases such

as "Verrrrry interestink . . . but stupid", " Here comes de judge"

 

Joanne Worley would pop out of the wall and ask,

"Is that another chicken joke? ...

 

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7. Home | Lifelong AIDS Alliance

Formed from the merger of Chicken Soup Brigade and the Northwest

AIDS foundation. ... Saturday, January 12, 6:00pm: January Gay

Bingo - Viva Las Vegas Bingo .

 

http://www.lifelongaidsalliance.org/

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49. December06January07-finalest

My mother tried: she made chicken soup. with matzoh balls,

roasted a brisket, cleared the ... exhibition of Holocaust

denial is another thing. .

 

http://www.birminghamtemple.org/pdf/humanist/Humanist-Apr...

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12. Swords to Plowshares:

A Short History of Oak Ridge National Laboratory (1943-1993)

 

.... sustaining chain reaction the Manhattan Project became an

urgent national priority. ... the Graphite Reactor, when

researchers yoked a toy generator to the

 

http://www.ornl.gov/swords/swords.html

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http://www.atomicheritage.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=

view&id=94&Itemid=85

 

cylinder of uranium hexafluoride exploded in the transfer room,

bursting steam pipes. Water combined chemically with the uranium

compound, creating one of the most corrosive of acids, hydrogen

fluoride.

 

On the positive side, the information gained from the accident

helped to create improved safety conditions at Oak Ridge and to

treat later victims of less severe nuclear accidents.

 

The uranium that was not released in the accident went into the

Hiroshima bomb. Thus, the injured five at Philadelphia were in a

sense, the first victims of Hiroshima, a year before the bomb

was actually dropped.

 

 

In Denver, the KLZ news ticker announced my demise. Newscaster

Morey Sharp, a cousin, rushed to S. Lincoln Street to be at my

parents side. My father, John, was in the shoe shop, but

shortly after Morey arrived, phoned to tell my mother, Sarah,

that I was dead. She fainted. Fortunately, as Morey was on his

way to tell my father the sad news, KLZ phoned to say I was

alive. My mother was my first visitor at the Philadelphia Naval

Hospital. For three days, she had carried on the train (a

priority flight had been denied) a large jar of chicken soup. We

were under armed guard on the fifth floor of the Naval hospital,

but when she arrived she pushed the guards away, charged into my

room, raised my oxygen tent and fed me the well-matured chicken

soup - Jewish penicillin for all ills.

 

 

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http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,951513,00.html?

iid=chix-sphere

 

Eton Bids Farewell to Fagging

 

Now senior boys will have to buy their own eggs

 

Eton was founded in 1440 by Henry VI, but fagging did not begin

until the 17th century. The young servants are called fags,

their service fagging, because in the 1660s "to fag" meant to

toil.

 

But now, after a mere 200 years of controversy, during which

fagging has been stoutly defended by most old boys and

criticized by sensitive souls like Poet Shelley and others as

"brutal and degrading," Eton has decided to drop fagging.

 

Library fags are excused from general calls of "Boy, up!" and

"Boy, queue!" (an after-dinner general work session). Top rung

for newcomers is the title Keeper of the Fags, given to a young

lad brawny enough to preserve discipline.

 

Reclining in an easy chair and sipping tea prepared by his fag,

an Eton senior, 18, recalls: "I didn't exactly enjoy being a fag

myself, but thanks to some Library boys who threw their eggs in

my direction when I didn't cook them properly, I know all about

poached eggs."

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51. Eton - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

.... night-time raid all 1234 boys descend upon Slough and

proceed to egg the city. ... He was well liked by his fellow

students, as he was senior drugs dealer, .

 

http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Eton

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http://www.boris-johnson.com/archives/2006/02/200_students_back_

boris_for_re.php

 

Egg-sarnie wrote: As far as I know, convicted fraudster and

fellow Etonian Darius Guppy asked Boris Johnson to supply the

address of a journalist investigating Darius as he wished to

either beat him up or have him beaten up. The story continues

that Boris was unable to find the address and so did not supply

it; nonetheless a rather unsavoury incident that arguably

reflects on the way some public-schoolboys operate.

 

As far as you know? AS FAR AS YOU KNOW

 

Here we go again, another clever dick who thinks he's got a cast-

iron case by mixing "convicted fraudster", "public schoolboys"

and an MP in the same sentence. At least he has the decency to

temper it with "the story continues..."

 

When will you empty-headed, class obsessed bigots realise that

going to Eton is not a crime? Furthermore, it has produced some

of the most influential thinkers of the last century, along with

a clutch of politicians who maintained Britain's high (and

rapidly declining) standing in the world?

 

So who do you want this country to be run by? Chavs?

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http://www.trivia-library.com/b/biography-of-british-spy-james-

bond-007-part-1.htm

 

At 13 he entered Eton College, but after what has been described

as a "brief and undistinguished career," he was expelled because

of some alleged trouble with one of the boy's maids. He then

transferred to Fittes, where he distinguished himself as the

school's light-weight boxing champion and the founder of the

first serious judo class in an English public school.

 

 

Upon his graduation at 17 from Fittes, he entered the University

of Geneva. It was during this time that his reputation for fast

living and rugged physical endurance attracted the attention of

the local British Secret Service operative. He was subsequently

recruited into the service as a low-level agent and soon became

addicted to the fast-paced and dangerous life-style.

 

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.. THE BLACK ORDER:

.... in Professor Lachner's allegation, the Nazis were interested

in the atom bomb as ... the occult meaning of Gothic spheres the

top hats worn by the boys at Eton

 

missilegate.com/rfz/swaz/chapter11.htm

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.. The Hunt for Zero Point

One man's journey to discover the biggest secret since the

invention of the atom bomb ... He was educated at Eton and has a

degree in Arabic and Islamic .

 

http://www.randomhouse.co.uk/minisites/zeropoint/author.h...

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http://www.austen.com/derby/crysty10.htm

 

Emma's eyes lit up in interest. Richard Feynman was a Caltech

legend, a man known for his staggering intelligence and quirky

personality, as well as his important role in history: not only

was he one of the premier physicists of his day, he was involved

with the building of the atom bomb. "That's incredible," she

smiled genuinely.

 

Greg and John Knightley were the sons of retired MP Edgar

Knightley and world-renowned chef Terra Fayroin. Both sons had

been educated at Eton and Oxford. Greg had studied literature.

There were a few lines about a rather active lovelife and a few

lines about his favorite color, his favorite location, and the

other boring details that defined him.

 

And because she was already at it, she googled her future

brother-in-law.

 

Isabella had said he was an investor of sorts. That he liked

dogs and egg whites only in his omelet

 

It was none of her business, Emma reminded herself as she closed

the browser window. Isabella was a mature, grown woman who made

her own decisions. But Emma had assumed that upon thinking the

situation over, Isabella was going to change her mind. But the

one-and-a-half-year long engagement was coming to an end. There

was going to be a wedding and Isabella was going to actually

follow through. And Emma was just going to stand at the side of

the altar and smile while this happened, as if she sanctioned

the whole thing

 

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http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0405d&L=ads-l&P=6796

 

The Times, Thursday, Aug 31, 1939; pg. 9; Issue 48398; col E

Europe, big with her own momentous destinies, is--if it is

not irreverent to say--egg-bound.

 

The Times, Thursday, Jan 22, 1959; pg. 4; Issue 54365; col D

House Of Commons

 

The best thing that the Minister could do would be to hand over

this part of British transport to the Egg Marketing Board, for

if that body continued their present advertising campaign much

longer everyone would be egg-bound instead of fog-bound on

British Railways. (Laughter.)

 

 

(http://WWW.NEWSPAPERARCHIVE.COM)

Elyria Constitution - 7/29/1875

 

....wns a few ago killed, having become EGG-BOUND. In tho body

wore lound no.....a little salt, butler tlio nine of an EGG, ono

teaspoon fid ol soda, or three..

 

Elyria, Ohio Thursday, July 29, 1875 1304 k

 

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54. UnNews:Global warming to transform men into women

- Uncyclopedia, the content-free...

 

Nearly 100 percent of the fried lizard eggs resembled female

lizards. ... Lotta Lies "Transsexuals delight in global warming's

sex-change potential" .

 

uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Global_warming_to_tra...

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5. Jeff Jacoby

Chicken Little and the global warming debate. By Jeff Jacoby ...

Perhaps the Chicken Littles are right and the sky really is

falling, but that ..

 

jewishworldreview.com/jeff/jacoby020807.php3

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24. portland imc - 2002.11.29 - Fantasy Terrorism League!

 

Terrorism league will use the Rotisserie scoring system, in

which each team will be ranked against ... Arabia, quoted by

Jeff Jacoby in The .

 

portland.indymedia.org/en/2002/11/36077.shtml

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10. Chapter 23 -- Your Rights 2004 -- Middle East War

-- Australian Civil Liberties Un...

 

.... the commands will be given by the Jewish chicken-hawks

roosting in Pentagon. ... Charles Krauthammer, Richard Cohen,

Jeff Jacoby, are among the most widely .

 

http://www.angelfire.com/folk/aclu/yr23.htm

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3. Jeff Jacoby

Jewish World Review April 2, 2001 / 10 Nissan, 5761. Jeff Jacoby ...

"but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in

slaughterhouses. .

 

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/jeff/jacoby040201.asp

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38. Baird: Our troops have earned more time

 

.... outboard motor 18 horsepower chicken grilling tip landrover

of alexandria ... master planned community gain renee weight

zellweger jewish last meaning name .

 

drevila.cn/52558.html

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46. INDIA: Ultra mega power plans to speed up

.... san francisco ballet schedule broiler chicken house security

vestibule bayou ... manthem alda jewish do you know what stars

are tektronix printer parts australia .

 

lobaduk.cn/0ba7b.html

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http://www.bartleby.com/157/5.html

 

The Revolutionist's Handbook and Pocket Companion

BY

JOHN TANNER, M.I.R.C.

 

Hypocrisy is at its worst; for we not only persecute bigotedly

but sincerely in the name of the cure-mongering witchcraft we do

believe in, but callously and hypocritically in the name of the

Evangelical creed that our rulers privately smile at as the

Italian patricians of the fifth century smiled at Jupiter and

Venus. Sport is, as it has always been, murderous excitement;

the impulse to slaughter is universal; and museums are set up

throughout the country to encourage little children and elderly

gentlemen to make collections of corpses preserved in alcohol,

and to steal birds' eggs and keep them as the red Indian used to

keep scalps. Coercion with the lash is as natural to an

Englishman as it was to Solomon spoiling Rehoboam: indeed, the

comparison is unfair to the Jews in view of the facts that the

Mosaic law forbade more than forty lashes in the name of humanity

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53. Earth Egg Pictures - Strange Earth Egg Pics

 

Earth Egg pictures. Scientists agree global warming is killing

the world. SXC source photo ... Let's fry up some breakfast and

celebrate.

 

http://www.freakingnews.com/Earth-Egg-Pictures-40928.asp

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26. CANOE -- CNEWS - Science: Thousands of walruses killed in stampedes

Thousands of walruses killed in stampedes. Global warming is blamed

.... Scientists said the death of so many walruses -

particularly calves - is alarming in .

 

cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Science/2007/12/14/4725066-ap...

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21. Paul is dead!

.... clue for you all, the walrus was Paul" again with the Norse

belief of the walrus being a sign of death.

 

members.tripod.com/~taz4158/mac.html

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http://www.bio.net/hypermail/microbio/1999-June/015864.html

 

They Are the Eggmen

 

Dr. Frank Malinoski, who was a member of the British-American

team that inspected the Russian Biopreparat facilities, says "If

the Biopreparat was once an egg, then the weapons program was the

yolk of the egg. They've hardboiled the egg, taken out the yolk,

and hidden it." It is generally believed that the weapons

program was taken over by the Russian Ministry of Defense." [1]

Meanwhile, there is strong suspicion that even some of the more

visible laboratories are conducting weapons-related genetic

engineering.

 

In the next few installments, we will try to break open the

mysterious eggshell a bit further: has there been any evidence

of lab accidents or covert use of biological weapons, in the

background of conventional warfare, that might provide some

context for the picture of emerging diseases?

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:TheJosh/Chicken#Chickens_in_

religion

 

In the Bible, Jesus prophesied the betrayal by Peter: "And he

said, I tell thee, Peter, the cock shall not crow this day,

before that thou shalt thrice deny that thou knowest me." (Luke

22:43)

 

Earlier, Jesus compares himself to a mother hen, when talking

about Jerusalem: "How often would I have gathered thy children

together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings,

and ye would not!" (Matthew 23:37; also Luke 13:34).

 

In many Central European folk tales, the devil is believed to

flee at the first crowing of a COCK. Unfortunately, prevalent

puns about this statement have not only caused immense confusion

and false beliefs, but the idea that the devil likes sodomy

 

In some sects of Orthodox Judaism a chicken is slaughtered on

the afternoon before Yom Kippur (Day of Atonement) in a ritual

called kapparos. Although not actually a sacrifice in the

biblical sense, the death of the chicken reminds the penitent

sinner that his or her life is in God's hands. A woman brings a

hen to be slaughtered, a man brings a rooster. The meat is

donated to the poor; however, the poor usually don't want it

much.

 

The Talmud speaks of learning "courtesy toward one's mate" from

the rooster. This might refer to the fact that, when a rooster

finds something good to eat, he calls his hens to eat first.

 

The chicken is one of the Zodiac symbols of the Chinese calendar.

Also in Chinese religion, a cooked chicken as a religious

offering is usually limited to ancestor veneration and worship

of village deities.

 

There have also been bizzare reports of chicken worshiping cults.

According to eye witnesses these cults kidnap children from

their beds during the night and breaking open their skulls with

sledge hammers. After wich they devour the children's brains,

cut up the children with chainsaws, crush up the pieces using

sledge hammers and feed it to the chickens. It is believed they

do this to appease the mighty chicken god and prevent them from

being deep fried during the second coming of the chicken god,

when chickens shall take their rightful place as rulers of the

universe

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http://judicial-inc.biz/postville_supplement.htm

 

Danger

 

One of those workers - a woman who agreed to be identified by

the pseudonym Juana - came to this rural corner of Iowa a year

ago from Guatemala

 

Since then, she has worked 10-to-12-hour night shifts, six

nights a week. Her cutting hand is swollen and deformed, but she

has no health insurance to have it checked.

 

They receive virtually no safety training. This is an anomaly in

an industry in which the tools are designed to cut and grind

through flesh and bones. In just one month last summer, two

young men required amputations; workers say there have been

others since.

 

The chickens and cattle fly by at a steady clip on metal hooks,

and employees said they are berated for not working fast enough

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Obama, Huckabee Win Iowa - Politics on The Huffington Post

.... chickens before they hatch while the RepubliCons are

watching ... I see you choose your winners according to your

faux "christian" hate filled agenda.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/03/obama-huckabee

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44. State asked to pay to fight manure odors

| DesMoinesRegister.com | The Des Moines ...

 

State asked to pay to fight manure odors

| DesMoinesRegister.com |

 

The Des ... Iowa is the nation's top hog producer and a major

supplier of eggs, chickens, .

 

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AI...

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It's not too late to turn this around.

We can organize a 'Save-the-Chickens' Children's Crusade

and save the world with sock puppets. No more war.

No more chicken wire, barbed wire, or razor wire.

We will go wireless.

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A little salt on a nugget - aircraft malfunctions | Approach ...

 

The JFK was preparing to deploy in support of Operation Enduring

Freedom. ... I'm at 20000 feet, pulling back on the yoke like it

was a 30-pound dumbbell. .

 

findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0FKE/is_1_48/ai_98...

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38. "The Assassination of JFK, Jr

.... typically murdered their opponents, and that JFK had been

dispatched this way. ... victim who succeeds by controlling the

yoke despite the presence of three other

 

911research.wtc7.net/essays/green/TheAssassination...

 

Since Hankey casts the CFI as a mind control victim who succeeds

by controlling the yoke despite the presence of three other

people in the plane, he does not need to turn off the fuel and

having fuel will only help him crash quicker

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http://www.jfk-online.com/jfk100wholho.html

 

Lee's other strong interest was in joining the Marines as his

brother Robert had, and as soon as possible. "Of course, I knew

he would do it as soon as he reached the age," half-brother John

Pic noted to Warren Commission counsel Albert Jenner. "He did it

for the same reasons that I did it and Robert did it, I assume,

to get from out and under. . . .

 

[the] yoke of oppression from my mother

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Lee Harvey Oswald Meets Suzanne Somers

When I got home, the phone was ringing, John Lennon and Yoke Ono

were visiting San Francisco, and did I want to meet them for

lunch? .

 

http://www.maebrussell.com/Mae%20Brussell%20Articles/Lee%

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27. Yoko Ono Cartoons

Yoko Ono cartoons from the CartoonStock directory - the world's

largest on-line ... Related topics: humpty dumpty, wall, john

lennon, yoko ono, yolk, egg, .

 

http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/y/yoko_ono.asp

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56. International Institute for Strategic Studies - May 13th

- - Kyodo News - Ono hope...

 

Ono hopes to meet Rumsfeld in Singapore.

Think Tank Warns Of Al Qaida Nuclear Weapons ...

Think-tank fears nuclear disaster

'Momentum in Indo-Pak talks may .

 

http://www.iiss.org/index.asp?pgid=4603&fs=s

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Year 1939 Invention Nuclear Bomb Nuclear Manhattan Project Nuclear ...

 

Nuclear Atomic Tests ? Nuclear Atomic Tests ? Nuclear Manhattan

Project ... Plastic Ono Nuclear Band ? Treaty of Nuclear Non

Proliferation

 

http://www.datesofhistory.com/Nuclear.general.html

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12. Sparklehorse - Distorted Ghost EP

3.: Happy Place. 4.: My Yoke Is Heavy. 5.: Gasoline Horsey's

(live). 6.: Happy Pig (live) ... Yoko Ono - Yes I'm A Witch ?

Radiohead - OK Computer .

 

zwww.ciao.se/Distorted_Ghost_EP__269486

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http://www.simonsays.com/content/book.cfm?pid=574761&tab=65&agid=2

 

She stared at the egg.

 

"Bits of shell and goo, I beg --

Please gather back into an uncracked egg.

 

Magic sparkles shot from Sabrina's pointed fingertip and swirled

round the bowl. A sound like the strumming of a tiny fairy's

harp danced through the air.

 

Instantly the egg yolk and all the broken pieces of shell rose

from the bowl and hovered before Sabrina's face. Like a video

running backward, the broken yolk re-formed into a perfect

yellow circle. The fragments of eggshell revolved around it like

the planets round the sun. The magic sparkles twinkled like

miniature stars.

 

Sabrina made a little scooting motion with her fingers, and the

egg tucked itself into the largest piece of shell. The broken

pieces came together like the pieces of a jigsaw puzzle. And

then all the cracks healed.

 

"Very nice, Sabrina," Aunt Zelda called out as she hurried into

the kitchen. Sabrina's slender blond aunt snapped her fingers

and instantly changed her casual shirt and pants into an elegant

turquoise business suit.

 

Sabrina smiled proudly and plucked the perfect white egg from

the air. "Thanks."

 

She hadn't always been able to uncrack eggs. Up until her

sixteenth birthday she'd been as average as the next girl.

 

That's when she'd come to live with her dad's sisters -- Aunt

Zelda and Aunt Hilda -- in Westbridge, Massachusetts.

 

And that's when she'd learned that there was something different

about her. Something special.

 

Something magical.

 

Sabrina Spellman was a witch.

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1. Information Notice No. 93-97

Protecting People and the Environment

UNITED STATES NUCLEAR REGULATORY COMMISSION ...

 

The 270-degree crack originated in the flange-to-yoke leg weld joint. .

 

http://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/gen-comm/in

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14. Company Database

Portable Electro-magnetic crack detectors,

Yoke type crack detectors, Black-light(UV) equipment,

Magnetic .

 

welding.micronomy.com/category.asp?ObjectID=4075

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http://malvasiabianca.org/archives/2007/11/mistakes-measurements/

 

This is where poka yoke devices come in: they help improve

quality by making it as easy as possible for people to notice

when something is going wrong.

 

The big news around here for the last week has been the oil

spill in San Francisco Bay. The news coverage has been all about

whether or not it was the fault of the pilot or of a machinery

malfunction: train wreck management, or at least train wreck

news coverage, at its best.

 

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17. Information Notice No. 91-50 SUPPLEMENT 1

.... holders of operating licenses or construction permits for

nuclear power reactors. ... Damage included a drain valve

actuator yoke that was severed in two places.

 

http://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/gen-comm/in...

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http://ohst.berkeley.edu/oppenheimer/exhibit/

 

J. Robert Oppenheimber Centennial at Berkeley

 

atomic test would be named in reference to a poem by John Donne

("Trinity") and the next series of tests would be labeled simply

alphabetically according to military protocol ("Able," "Baker,"

"X-ray," "Yoke," and "Zebra"). It is indicative of the changing

of hands of the bomb

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2. Operation Sandstone

Although the Sandstone tests continued to use the Mk 3 implosion

system, ...

 

The Yoke device also used an all-oralloy Type B levitated pit.

 

nuclearweaponarchive.org/Usa/Tests/Sandston.html

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http://members.tripod.com/~coobird/postwar.htm

 

An atomic bomb test at the Enewetok atoll. The bomb detonated

from a 200ft tower. The bomb yielded 49kt.

 

The Yoke device also used a Uranium-Plutonium composite Type B

pit. Even though the Yoke test had a higher yield, the X-Ray

device was more efficient than the Yoke device.

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14. Post War Development of Atomic Weapons

A Mk 3 implosion assembly bombs were used in this series but other

components ...

 

The Yoke device also used a Uranium-Plutonium composite Type B pit.

 

members.tripod.com/~coobird/postwar.htm

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http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/vonnegut/42/ddbnuke.html

 

Chickens Steal Nuke Secrets!

 

An unidentified cockroach was apprehended late Sunday evening in

the Los Alamos Nuclear Laboratories. FBI sources say chickens

used this roach and several others for high-tech surveillance. -

Angered by the Chic-fil-A "Eat More Chicken" ad campaign, rogue

roosters seek a nuclear arsenal.

 

By Hieronymus Jacobin

DDB

 

While the White House still searches for answers on how the

Chinese stole the nation's prized nuclear secrets another

espionage scandal has struck.

 

"I think I was as shocked as anyone," agent Lowel Franz said.

"Following the Chinese situation we did a security check and

found another leak."

 

The leak he referred to were tiny cockroaches outfitted with

high-tech spy gear; and he added they were outfitted by the

Chicken Liberation Front (CLF).

 

An unidentified cockroach was apprehended late Sunday evening in

the Los Alamos Nuclear Laboratories. FBI sources say chickens

used this roach and several others for high-tech surveillance.

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http://www.bykowskiequipment.com/waukesha.htm

 

Bykowskip Equipment & Engineering Compay

 

Waukesha Cherry-Burrell Products:

W68 and W88 Series Valves

 

Open yoke 3A design

 

 

Waukesha Cherry-Burrell Products: Colloid Mill

 

Typical applications include salad dressing, mayonnaise,

liquid egg homogenization

 

Waukesha Cherry-Burrell Products: CR Mixer

 

For heat-sensitive products (e.g., eggs, latex)

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W88

 

The W88 is a United States thermonuclear warhead, with an

estimated yield of 475 kiloton (kt), and is small enough to fit

on MIRVed missiles. The W88 was designed at the Los Alamos

National Laboratory

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:TheJosh/Chicken#Chicken_as_symbol

 

A chicken can be hypnotized, or put into a trance, by holding

its head down against the ground, and continuously drawing a

line along the ground with a stick or a finger, starting at its

beak and extending straight outward in front of the chicken. If

the chicken is hypnotized in this manner, it will remain

immobile for somewhere between 15 seconds and 30 minutes,

continuing to stare at the line.

 

This may not be clinical hypnosis, but instead a case of tonic

immobility. Instead of a hypnotic state, the chicken's reactions

are more akin to a turtle moving into its shell, or a deer

freezing from a spotlight--a defensive mechanism intended to

feign death, albeit poorly

 

Another technique of hypnosis is to hold the chicken face up

with its back on the ground, and then run your finger vertically

downwards from the chicken's wattles to just above its vent. The

chicken's feet are exposed, which allows easy application of

medication for foot mites, etc. To wake up the chicken, clap

your hands or give the chicken a gentle shove

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14. Highlights - Biological War

With chickenpox, a variety of lesions can be seen at the same

time: scabs, ... Chickenpox lesions are much more superficial

and tend to inseminate the trunk .

 

http://www.scienceofmedicinepublishing.com/biowar-highlig...

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2. ABC News: Avian Flu: Is the Government Ready for an Epidemic?

"If we had a significant worldwide epidemic of this particular

avian flu, ... millions of chickens in futile attempts to stop

the flu's spread to humans. .

 

abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Investigation/story?id=11...

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3. Digital Journal - Russian Authorities Kill 600000 Chickens

Due to ...

 

Russian Authorities Kill 600000 Chickens Due to H5N1 Avian Flu ...

Russian authorities have culled more than 600000 chickens on the

Gulyai-Borisovskaya farm .

 

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/247961/Russian_Auth...

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.. H5N1 in Qinghai China Efficiently Kills Chickens

Recombinomics ... isolates on Qinghai can also kill chickens at

a high frequency. ... because the egg grown virus can kill test

chickens easily. Media source .

 

http://www.recombinomics.com/News/05280501/H5N1_Qinghai_K..

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10. CNN - Hong Kong to kill 1 million chickens to contain 'bird flu ...

Hong Kong to kill 1 million chickens to contain 'bird flu' ...

Health Organization (WHO) will visit southern China soon to

investigate the avian virus.

 

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9712/28/hong.kong.flu/

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.. Global Voices Online " China: Killing chickens, not for bird flu

Kill someone to establish authority, kill the chicken to scare

the monkey [and set an example] ... china chinese comments

community conference delta .

 

http://www.globalvoicesonline.org/2006/09/29/china-killin...

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http://www.dshs.state.tx.us/avlib/catalogdescrip.pdf

 

Primetime Live segment originally titled: "Hot Zone."

 

One experiment uses a powder which shows up under UV light.

Surfaces affected by harmful bacteria during the preparation of

a chicken supper glowed at the end of the experiment. (ABC)

 

The Tooth Chicken investigates the problem of snack food and

candy wrappers strewn all over the barnyard

 

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http://www.newruskincollege.com/maxweber/id22.html

Alibek lit a cigarette and watched the sky. He appraises weather

the same way Patrick does.

 

Suddenly Patrick turned on his heel and went into his garage. He

returned in a few moments carrying a large mayonnaise jar. He

unscrewed the cap. The jar contained a fine, creamy, fluffy

powder, with a mottled pink tinge. The pink was the dried blood

of chicken embryos, he explained. "This is a simulant for VEE."

It was a fake version of the weaponized brain virus. It was

sterile, and had no living organisms in it. It was harmless.

 

The VEE virus can-be grown in weapons-grade concentration in

live chicken embryos

 

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http://www.fas.org/news/china/1999/990511-prc-lat.htm

 

But the material also contained top-secret details on how U.S.

scientists have used an egg-shaped, or "aspheric," design,

rather than a sphere, to help shrink the space needed for the

primary explosive stage of the W-88.

 

One official said that the information on the W-88, while

top-secret, also is printed in a classified booklet that is kept

on U.S. Navy ships, at Air Force bases, and elsewhere.

 

It is still unclear if the secret details on the U.S. nuclear

weapons, and the accompanying drawings, were delivered as a

mistake or if they were intended to signal Washington that

Beijing, in theory, could build more powerful and more accurate

nuclear weapons than the relatively dated models that it has

deployed.

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POET's POSTSCRIPT

 

One of the funny or not-so-funny things about the humor

of human beings is the schadenfreude at its heart.

 

Whether slipping on a banana peel, or a pie in the face

-things as cliched as chicken jokes - the consistent

theme seems to be someone's humiliation, or lack of

dignity that, humans enjoy.

 

If carried to an extreme - laughing at someone's

bloody, severed arm- then all of the sudden it becomes

ugly, but humans sometimes cross that line, also.

It is the Roman Coliseum, or folks who used to find

public executions to be a form of entertainment.

 

I suppose that many people would find my dark humor

to be over the line, but I ask- Do you really think

that you can lecture a gay male about insensitive humor?

 

 

I think that the darkness is retaliatory. For perspective,

consider America's sense of humor.

 

Homosexuals- aren't we just the funniest people

that anyone ever wanted to kill?

 

One of the richest, most powerful men in America is

Rush Limbaugh. I have watched him laughing, and

stirring up a crowd: "Ladies and Gentlemen, do you

know what progressive homosexuals are doing?

They are showing up in hospital emergency rooms

needing gerbils extracted from their anuses."

 

Of course, you have never met a gay person in your

life who did any such thing, but to a bigot like

Limbaugh, any story that he hears about any gay

person, anywhere, must represent the whole of them.

 

A fill-in on the Limbaugh show was former Congressman

Bob Dornan, who joked about "lesbian spear-chuckers".

Dornan once gave a key-note address at the

organization of Dr. Paul Cameron, who has called

gays "feces eaters" and openly suggested the

extermination of gay men.

 

The media does not connect these dots. It does

not occur even to many gay people, what is the

true significance when another former Congressman,

Sonny Bono, who had a gay daughter, could be blind

enough and indifferent enough to make a friend

of funny-man Dornan.

 

In New York, in Reagan's era, one of the top

funny-men was radio host Bob Grant, who once

"joked" that phalanxes of police with machine

guns should mow down gays after the pride parade.

 

In Boston, we have funny-men like Howie Carr,

who refers to the gay and lesbian citizens of

the state as the "sodomites" and claims that

their agenda includes sex with animals.

 

A funny Republican bumper sticker in the 80's

when gay men were dying, said "AIDS Turns

Fruits into Vegetables".

 

Ann Coulter, funny-woman, when asked what she

would do if she had a gay son or daughter,

quipped, "I would tell them... By the way,

did you know that you were adopted?"

 

While working on this poem, I read an article

about a poor-taste Halloween costume at University

of Pennysylvania, if I remember correctly,

dressing up like a murdered Virginia Tech student.

 

Probably only that- poor taste, not intended

to be cruel, but someone commented "If I were

a student at Virginia Tech, I would probably

hate that Pennsylvania university, for life."

 

Hate for life. For a single joke. Not actually

intending to be vicious. That is a heterosexual

perspective on ugly humor. How should this sound,

to homosexual ears?

 

Nothing has showed America's true face of ugliness

like its humor. It has been like living in a

Nazis country, where they had a great gag-

telling a Jew, that he had to leave the country,

but could go anywhere. The Jew spun the globe,

studied it, looked up and said "Do you have

anyplace else?"

 

That is not the Jews anymore. That is us.

 

It is a pitiful thing- I probably was at one

time a human being with an actual sense of

humor, but please do not get the idea that

I am trying to entertain or amuse you.

 

I really do not find things like Virginia

Tech or Sept 11 to be the least amusing.

 

There is a certain perverse sense of humor

that pervades the military and intellience

worlds. I suppose that in situations so

dark, the extremely dark humor is all that

you can get. Without having been in military

or intelligence work, I think that understand

the frame of mind.

 

If I had my way, there would be a war in

this country- a real war, not a figurative

one. People would be dying in numbers,

if need be, that would make any of its

little tragedies to date, pale in comparison.

 

- That, America, my country of birth,

is what I think of your attitudes and humor.

 

I am only trying to help you visualize, that

I would lay waste to this land, and that it would

have this coming, it it cannot realize what

it has really been, and make a profound change.

 

Tom Keske

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