Guest Thomas Keske Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 CHICKEN JOKE This is your brain on bigotry: . Thank God it's Fried Eggs! Tough crowd- Booed the comedian off the stage He tried to be funny, but was too full of rage What is this, another chicken joke? Humor can be very difficult when living under oppression's yoke The funny man flared his nose, and snorted, Yuck! Nyuk! He walked like a chicken, then he started to cluck The cliched humor was lost on the crowd They grew very ugly, and booed very LOUD They stomped down the aisle, and marched toward the door The whole, diseased climate was heading toward WAR They mobbed the stage, and prepared for the attack They said they were robbed, and wanted money back Exactly what happened next, still is not known, The theater, into sudden darkness was thrown Lightning cracked, followed by quite stormy weather, buried in a blizzard of chicken feathers In the judgment of History, the joke was amusing The mob just didn't get it, because it was confusing Their appreciative skills were not up to the task The real function of Comedy is Aggression's mask Cruel things said in jest sometimes are true Your groan will be loud, when the Yoke is on you ------------------------------------------------------------------ 1. The Yoke of Oppression >> Tropes of the Times The Yoke of Oppression. By Phil Bereano During the Jewish Holyday of Yom Kippur, the Day of Repentance, a day of fasting, ... http://www.tropesofthetimes.com/2006/11/09/the-yoke-of-op... ------------------------------------------------------------------ 3. Part 21 - 3" P.S. Yoke Failure Protecting People and the Environment UNITED STATES NUCLEAR REGULATORY ... Should you detect any cracks anywhere on the Yoke, we request you pass your . http://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/event-statu... ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://baldwinets.tripod.com/school/daniwitch.html The Salem Witch trials were a lot of chaos and nonsense. Elizabeth Parris and Abigail Williams who "saw" the shape of a coffin on an egg yolk that they cracked over a crystal ball started the hysteria. After that, they started to act strangely. They went into fits and talked gibberish. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Ways of meeting Oppression Some people are so worn down by the yoke of oppression that they give up. A few years ago in the slum areas of Atlanta, a Negro guitarist used to sing .. http://www.gibbsmagazine.com/Ways%20to%20respond.htm ------------------------------------------------------------------ 2. ENGLISH.GAY.RU Russian gays threw off the yoke of Soviet-time constraints, the homosexuality has been decriminalized, and general attitudes have become more tolerant. ... english.gay.ru/ 3. Why do straights hate gays? - Los Angeles Times Why do you hate gay people so much? Gays are hated. Prove me wrong. ... of new presidents, gays will be unable to break free from this yoke of hate. http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/commentary/la-oe-kram... ------------------------------------------------------------------ 1. Tim Hardaway Did Not Spend Valentine's Day With a Dude - FanHouse ... "You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don't like gay people and I don't ... can you say about someone who refers to people as "breeders. sports.aol.com/fanhouse/category/nba/2007/02/15/ti ------------------------------------------------------------------ 2. Liquid metal cooled fast breeder nuclear reactor constructions ... A nuclear reactor construction according to claim 1 wherein the arcuate segments of the YOKE are of "K" cross-section, and the YOKE is suspended from the . http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4294661.html Liquid metal cooled fast breeder nuclear reactor constructions Document Type and Number:United States Patent 4294661 Link to this page:http://www.freepatentsonline.com/4294661.html Abstract: In a nuclear reactor of the pool kind the primary vessel and fuel assembly are carried from the roof of the containment vault by tie straps. The primary vessel incorporates an annular YOKE of `K` cross-section the tie straps being attached to the upwardly directed vertical leg and the downwardly directed inclined leg. The upper and lower strakes of the primary vessel are extensions of the remaining legs. Load supporting welds therefore are of intermittent nature thereby limiting the effects of weld crack propagation a nuclear fuel assembly submerged in the pool of coolant and supported by the strongback, the primary vessel incorporating a YOKE comprised of a plurality of arcuate segments welded end-to-end to form an annular support member, the YOKE being suspended from the roof structure of the vault by a first annular series of tie straps disposed outside the primary vessel whilst the strongback is supported from the YOKE by a second annular series of tie straps, the YOKE having upwardly and downwardly extending legs which are extended by upper and lower strakes respectively of the primary vessel. A nuclear reactor construction according to claim 1 wherein the arcuate segments of the YOKE are of "K" cross-section, and the YOKE is suspended from the roof structure of the vault by tie straps secured to the upwardly extending vertical leg, the strongback is supported by tie straps secured to the downwardly extending inclined leg, and the downwardly extending vertical leg and upwardly extending inclined leg are secured to the lower and upper strakes respectively of the primary vessel. A nuclear reactor construction according to claim 2 wherein the upper edges of the upwardly extending vertical legs and the lower edges of the downwardly extending inclined legs of the arcuate segments of the YOKE are crenellated and the ends of the tie straps are butt welded to the merlons thereof. ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoke_(disambiguation) A yoke is a device that harnesses two draft animals together. Yoke may also be: A-clamp A nuclear test in Operation Sandstone A connector used in a stage lighting instrument Part of a gown in academic dress ------------------------------------------------------------------ 13. U.S. Nuclear Subs Vulnerable to attack, page 2 Discusion about US Nuclear Subs Vulnerable to attack in the ... Look at the U212 photos and you see the type of steering yoke you expect on a bomber like a . http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread314787/pg2 ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.bravebirds.org/meet.html Meet the Chickens of the Eastern Shore Sanctuary Grace Grace is the oldest of the "broiler" hens. Grace came from a "broiler breeder" facility where she and other hens were subjected to partial starvation and constant attentions from overly heavy roosters who were themselves half- mad from hunger. "Broiler" chickens go to the slaughter factory at six weeks of age. Because of the genetic manipulations that lead them to grow so quickly, those who are allowed to live to maturity become very large and their skin is stretched very tightly over their body. Like many "breeder" hens, Grace is permanently disabled from the experience The Buckeye Gals In late 2000, the Buckeye egg factory in Ohio was hit by a twister. Hundreds of thousands of birds were left to die by the factory owner The Anarchists The Anarchists are a group of former egg factory inmates who now know no boundaries. They fly out of the coop and over the fence each morning and are often found scratching in the garden or sunbathing in the neighbor's front yard. Of all the birds here at the sanctuary, these intrepid and free-spirited hens may be the healthiest and happiest of all. The Bad Boyz The Bad Boyz flew in from a defunct sanctuary elsewhere and turned our quiet sanctuary inside out. When they arrived, the hens were shocked, having never seen such colorful feathers on such fancy roosters. They stood stock still, just staring, for many minutes. Now, Rocco, DeWayne, and One-Eyed Jack (to name a few) hang out together at the back of the yard. IN MEMORIUM Viktor Frankl Named for the concentration camp survivor, Viktor Frankl was the true founder of the Eastern Shore Chicken Sanctuary. He fell or leapt from a truck heading for the slaughterhouse and ended up in a ditch near our house. ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/31/ AR2007083102114_pf.html Local farms could be deemed terrorist targets by the U.S. government. "Out here?" Shockley exclaimed, gesturing across a rutted dirt road from his home on Maryland's Eastern Shore "Hell, if it blows, you've got barbecued chicken!" he said. "Given the serious threats that are currently facing our country . . . please explain why this initiative is a good use of federal dollars," Sens. Barbara A. Mikulski (D-Md.), Benjamin L. Cardin (D-Md.) and Thomas R. Carper (D-Del.) wrote last month to Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, complaining of the effect on chicken farms. ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://dinahlord.blogspot.com/2006_01_01_archive.html Which came first? The chicken or the bomb? ------------------------------------------------------------------ 4. YouTube - Egg Nazis! The story of one potatoes fight against an egg nazi regime (first in the series, more coming soon) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbTV-zQ6RG4 ------------------------------------------------------------------ 21. ODD: Our Daily Dead - Celebrating Life Through Death :: Daily Weblog ... Raised on a farm in Montana, Dr. Hilleman credited much of his success to his boyhood work with chickens, whose eggs form the foundation of so http://www.ourdailydead.com/maurice-hilleman.htm ------------------------------------------------------------------ 17. The Man Who Saved Your Life, Maurice R. Hilleman (August 30, 1919 - April 11, 2005... Chicken eggs are used to develop vaccines based on weakened viruses. ... Merck alone went through 150,000 eggs every day. . http://www.geocities.com/n3and3r97/Hilleman_Biographical_... ------------------------------------------------------------------ 5. Sega Roms Information: July 2005 In Act 3 of each zone, you face Dr. Eggman in one of his machines. ... the Hedgehog 2, the evil Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik had his Death Egg downed from segaroms.blogspot.com/2005_07_01_archive.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_qn4158/is_20050420/ai_ n14591230 Hilleman detected the shift that caused the 1957 flu pandemic after reading a report in the New York Times about flu in infants in Hong Kong that had escaped worldwide surveillance systems. He sent to Hong Kong for specimens, isolated the virus and developed the vaccine. As part of this, he insisted that chicken breeders spared the lives of cockerels that would otherwise have been slaughtered, so that they could fertilise the millions of eggs needed to prepare the new vaccine. Hilleman was six-foot-one tall, with 'raccoon eyes' The family were farmers, and Hilleman's familiarity with handling chickens was to stand him in good stead as a vaccine producer, as many vaccines were, and still are, raised in hens' eggs. The family were fundamentalist Lutheran Christians, although Hilleman himself later rejected religion. He was educated at Custer County High School near Little Bighorn, where Custer made his last stand. ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.worldbook.com/wb/worldbook/cybercamp/html/walkracc.html Raccoon is a furry animal that has a bushy, ringed tail and a band of black hair around its eyes. This black hair looks like a mask. Raccoons can be a serious nuisance if they break into chicken houses and kill poultry. ------------------------------------------------------------------ 2. How to Clean a Raccoon Latrine A raccoon latrine may contain roundworm eggs that can be hazardous to human ... heat will kill eggs instantly. Flaming with a propane torch is effective, . http://www.sbcphd.org/documents/alerts/clean_raccoon_latr... ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.manhattan-institute.org/html/_commentary-of_pills_and_ profits.htm John le Carre assigns to the pharmaceutical industry the role played by the KGB in his earlier novels. A villainous pharmaceutical company is using Kenya as a testing ground So RUNS the indictment. Now for a story. He went on to use fertilized chicken eggs to grow large quantities of bacteria and viruses that were then weakened or killed to produce vaccines. The technique was known before Hilleman arrived, but isolating and then safely breeding a pathogen requires the touch of a very delicate artist. "Maurice was that artist," another scientist later recalled; "no one had the green thumb of mass production that he had." By farming eggs, Maurice Hilleman saved tens of millions of lives, and prevented deafness, blindness, and other permanent disabilities among many millions more. No Albert Schweitzer or Florence Nightingale could ever post numbers like his Doctors and nurses save lives one on one, and are paid by the hour. Hilleman saved lives by the carton, at grocery-store prices-acres of cartons, hundreds of millions of warm eggs replicating his genius around the clock. ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/display.php?id=1865 a peek into what scientists actually do with their pipettes. Offit describes how after Hilleman's daughter caught the mumps, he injected the virus in an unhatched chicken's egg: "Hilleman cut off the head of the unborn chick, minced the body with scissors, treated the fragments with a powerful enzyme, watched the chick embryo dissolve into a slurry of individual cells, and placed the cells into a laboratory flask." ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4212061.stm Those who survived had their ovaries injected with a white liquid. After two months they came back to have a look again and see if they had completely destroyed the ovaries, as they had intended. The doctor who did this had a brother who worked in a cancer institute in Berlin. ------------------------------------------------------------------ 1. Chicken George - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Chicken George (politics), the name for a man in a chicken costume who shadowed George H. W. 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Such fertility treatment breakthrough is especially important for business women who are too busy to start a family, but want to make sure they will be able to have a baby later. In this contest let us show how life would be different if humans laid eggs and hatched from eggs (e.g. like birds). Some examples are: a woman holding an egg with a hatching baby, nests with human eggs, birth related products and advertisements. You can also show fully grown adult humans - politicians and celebrities, or anyone else - hatching from eggs or laying eggs. For the purposes of this contest we will allow both men and women to lay eggs. Please make sure your entries are safe for work. ------------------------------------------------------------------ 21. Comedy Central: Daily Show: Headlines - Queer as Yolk In this clip from The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Gay families at the White House were greeted by Christians with a traditional Easter gay yell http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?lnk=v&ml_video=6.. ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.nrdc.org/nuclear/nif/seab1116.pdf BEFORE THE SECRETARY OF ENERGY ADVISORY BOARD NATIONAL IGNITION FACILITY TASK FORCE REVIEW FIRST MEETING November 16, 1999 Livermore, California USA Day 2 of 2 BUNN & ASSOCIATES Registered Professional Reporter FIRST MEETING 5 Conference was held pursuant to Notice 6 and Invitation Conference Room A, Building 123, 7 Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, 7000 East 8 Avenue, Livermore, California, USA, commencing on the 9 15th day of November, 1999, at 8:30 a.m. PT; resuming 10 on the 16th day of November, 1999. 11 TRANSCRIPT OF PROCEEDINGS 1 square centimeter. And it's the best available 2 laboratory simulations of conditions in a nuclear 3 explosion. 4 Now, we're pretty confident that NIF 5 will work because of the scientific prototype we 6 built, the Beamlet laser 1 nuclear core? Is it possible I am who am already? 2 Ready to step into the maturity of 3 mystery or NIF. Nagasaki, Livermore, nuclear 4 deserts, exploding, imploding, human hearts." 5 And I want to end with just 20 seconds. 6 (Playing a flute.) 7 Thank you. 8 THE CHAIR: Thank you. 9 Next is Jacquelin Cobasso (phonetic). 10 MS. CABASSO: Thank you. My name is 11 Jackie Cabasso. I'm the Executive Director of the 12 Western States Legal Foundation in Oakland. 13 First I have a couple of questions for 1 control. The old white patriarchal pharocey 2 priesthood of control in new scientific. The emperor 3 has no clothes. 4 NIF, nifty alovescent attempted 5 control. The world's most powerful laser with 50 6 times more energy than our enemies. One hundred 7 ninety-two laser beams penetrating, ejaculating into 8 reality's nuclear woumb. 9 Guilla defiled, screaming into the very 10 heart of the stars. 11 Is life control controlled ecstasy or 12 the ego beyond control, male personality's wet dream 13 come true. To what end? 14 Exhaustion, anger, anxt beneath a happy 15 face. Wild nosis is always beyond control. 16 NIF is a death wish against, against 17 whoever is not White, rich, nice, normal insanity, 18 fantastic technocratic, mini-brained thrusting to go 19 beyond human helplessness, hopelessness. 20 There is no hope. Nothing works. 21 Experiment. Feel the helplessness, the hopelessness. 7 Unless many top nuclear weapons 8 designers and policymakers have been misleading us 9 for some time, existing nuclear weapons can be 10 maintained in a safe and reliable state for some time 11 in the future using equipment and technology which 12 already exists. 13 Further, the manufacture of serviceable 14 thermonuclear weapons presents no real technical 15 problems for the United States and has been 16 well-understood for decades. For example, in 1978, 17 long before the NIF and current levels of computing 18 power were even imaginable, three weapons experts 14 Now, we have demonstrated on Beamlet, 15 and will install on NIF, adaptive optics, a 16 deformable mirror, in order to get much higher beam 17 quality than was typical for the Nova laser or 18 earlier lasers. And this just shows a typical focal 19 spot broken up into a large number of speckles here. 20 With the adaptive optics it looks much 21 better. Now, I will have to say that what, these, 22 these spots usually come out as what we call a "fried 23 egg pattern." 24 There's a nice yolk in here, and you 25 can sort of see that around the outside of it there 1 is a thin, not-so-intense white of the egg. About 2 half the energy is in that high-quality spot, or the 3 spireo (phonetic) ratio is .4, for those who are 4 interested in ultimate detail. And there is still 5 some energy not in the high-quality spot. 14 might say a few words about who I am. I have a 15 Bachelor's Degree in Physics from Purdue University, 16 and I received my Ph.D in optical engineering ------------------------------------------------------------------ 30. Stand Back, I'm Educated! - The Daily WTF Today felt like a great day to share this fun story from Todd H ... Or perhaps the Purdue was like in Frank Purdue Chicken Farms. thedailywtf.com/Comments/Stand_Back,_I_0x27_m_Educ... ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.townhall.com/columnists/column.aspx?UrlTitle=of_mice_ and_mormons&ns=MikeSAdams&dt=08/27/2007&page=2 Once upon a time, there was a man named Darwin West who decided to enroll in the master's degree program at Purdue University Calumet so he could study Marriage and Family Therapy. Because he was a member of the LDS Church he subscribed to its belief that sex is to be confined to marriage, which is a lifetime commitment between one man and one woman. Mr. West was shocked and inquired into the reason for this drastic change in his standing with the program. Professor Wetchler admitted that Professor Hecker had relayed some of Mr. West's questions concerning counseling the teen who wanted help getting rid of his same-sex attractions. From these questions, it was concluded that Mr. West had trouble dealing with clients who engaged in homosexual conduct. Professor Wetchler also admitted that Professor Trepper had expressed a concern regarding Mr. West's values as they relate to sexuality. ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~mkowalko/letter.htm Below is a letter drafted by the Human Rights Campaign, an organization dedicated to fighting for gay rights. I share their opinions and have therefore included their letter below. Please take the time to read it and think hard about your values and responsibilities as a United States Senator when you vote on this issue in the coming days. Best Regards, Mike Kowalkowski -Purdue University Junior School of Aeronautics and Astronautics ------------------------------------------------------------------ Nuclear Engineering : Research - Purdue Engineering The School of Nuclear Engineering conducts research in reactor physics, thermal hydraulics and reactor safety, nuclear systems simulation, materials and . engineering.purdue.edu/NE/Research/ ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~brower/Papers/ Understanding%20the%20Trinity.pdf UNDERSTANDING THE TRINITY JEFFREY E. BROWER AND MICHAEL C. REA In no other subject is error more dangerous, inquiry more difficult, or the discovery of truth more rewarding -Augustine, De Trinitate Among the most popular analogies for the Trinity, two in particular stand out; and most of the others resemble one of them. These two analogies are the "water" analogy and the "egg" analogy. According to the first, just as water takes three forms (liquid, vapor, and ice), so too God takes the form of Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. According to the second, just as an egg consists of three things (shell, yolk, and albumen), so God consists of three Persons ------------------------------------------------------------------ 3. CNN - Ground Zero - The Nuclear Age: A Movie Gallery The Trinity Test: The birth of the Nuclear Age was carefully documented, beginning with the first nuclear test. Trinity was the culmination of the secret http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/1998/06/ground.zero/video/ ------------------------------------------------------------------ 11. Joke Clicks - A Laugh for every click .... and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be? New Yolk City! ... home add a joke top 10 jokes new jokes search jokes contact us advertise .. http://www.jokeclicks.com/jokes/new_9789.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ 30. MODIFYING VISCOSITY OF EGG YOLK Page 1 of 2. MODIFYING VISCOSITY OF EGG YOLK. Author: Dr. W.J. Stadelman, Department of Food Science, Purdue University,. West Lafayette, IN. ... http://www.math.unl.edu/~jump/Center1/Labs/Modifying%20Vi... 31. AS-521: Incubators in the Classroom: A Guide for Teachers .... the incubators supplied by Purdue University, evaluating the temperature and relative humidity is easy. http://www.ces.purdue.edu/extmedia/AS/AS-521.ht ------------------------------------------------------------------ .. A New Model for Nuclear Envelope Breakdown a new model for the mechanism of nuclear envelope break ... one- half of the cytoplasmic space is occupied by the yolk platelets, . cell.uchc.edu/faculty/terasaki/documents/503_000.p. 13. unc-83 encodes a novel component of the nuclear envelope and is essential for prop... .... polarized distribution of cytoplasmic materials such as yolk and lipid vesicles. ... The deleted parts of W01A11 in pD19 and pD21 are indicated by broken lines. dev.biologists.org/cgi/content/full/128/24/5039 28. Purdue Research Foundation Licenses Bird Flu Vaccine - Newsroom - Inside INdiana B... .... the basis for all of today's flu vaccines are grown in fertilized chicken eggs. ... Vaccines under development include bird flu, influenzae, HPV, anthrax and HIV. . http://www.insideindianabusiness.com/newsitem.asp?ID=2311 ------------------------------------------------------------------ 32. FOXNews.com - Purdue Settles Over Electrocuted Student - Local News | News Article... Critics cry foul as urban chickens peck their way into dozens of U.S. ... New Jersey Targets HIV Transmissions. Human Role Not Ruled Out in Tiger Attack . http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007Aug21/0,4670,PurdueBodyF... ------------------------------------------------------------------ 2. HISTORY OF BIOLOGICAL WARFARE By deduction, the small pox epidemic played a significant role in the victory. .... harvesting and processing of infected embryonated chicken eggs. http://www.gulfwarvets.com/biowar.htm ------------------------------------------------------------------ .. User:TheJosh/Chicken - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia A Tupolev Tu-160 bomber on way to attack Chickena biowar laboratories ... Fowl pox. virus. Fowl Typhoid. bacteria. Gallid herpesvirus 1. or Infectious . en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:TheJosh/Chicken The worlds problems would all be solved if we watched anime's about chickens! I AM OF THE OPINION THAT CHICKENS ARE NOT EVEN REAL? D00d THEY TOTALLY ARE IVE SEEN CHIKENS BEFORE !!1!ninety-five!1? Chicken is a funny word, which this encyclopedia often repeats for practically no reason when readership is low. Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken. I also decisively won the Battle of Chicken Itza, no matter what anyone might tell you to the contrary! According to famous ethnobiologist Stephen Colbert, there are three times as many chickens alive today as there were ten years ago.ZOMGURMOMISANETHNOBIOLOGISTLOLCATZ The cock is a national symbol of France and is used as an (unofficial) national mascot, in particular for sports teams. See also: Gallic rooster. ------------------------------------------------------------------ 11. Joke Clicks - A Laugh for every click .... and found eggs everywhere, what would the city's new name be? New Yolk City! ... home add a joke top 10 jokes new jokes search jokes contact us advertise . http://www.jokeclicks.com/jokes/new_9789.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ 3. Easter Memories | Heath Buckmaster - Homo sarcasmus Needless to say, I wasn?t very careful with them because I knew there was no yolk to spill. What I didn?t realize though, is that instead of yolk, Jesus had . http://www.digitalheath.com/blog/2007/04/08/easter-memories/ In the spirit of multiculturalism and diversity, I have chosen to dedicate this special blog to the Christian holiday, Easter . What is Easter? Where did it come from? Is it a religious holiday or a celebration of all things small, furry, and blue/ white with big floppy ears? Ok, so I didn't really have THAT many eggs, but those were the colours on Joseph's Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat and they sure were pretty?anyway?..eggs. The basket was full of them. But not just ordinary eggs. These eggs were plastic! I wasn't sure what you did to an egg to make it plastic, but I'm sure it involved a lot of boiling. Needless to say, I wasn't very careful with them because I knew there was no yolk to spill. What I didn't realize though, is that instead of yolk, Jesus had put money and candy inside these eggs! The money was obviously meant for me to put in the offering plate at church, but the candy was all mine! ------------------------------------------------------------------ 10. Jesus Saves Egg Yolk on Flickr - Photo Sharing! Jesus Saves Egg Yolk. To take full advantage of Flickr, you should use a JavaScript-enabled browser and install the latest version of the Macromedia Flash . ------------------------------------------------------------------ 26. Spirittone Scripture Meditations The words of Jesus that Matthew recorded are a magnificent encouragement to us. ... yolk that Jesus shares with you, and you will find rest for your soul! http://www.spirittone.com/meditations/matt11-25.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ 46. Abortion and Evolution The Forerunner is a worldwide media ministry ... segment similar to reptiles, and the yolk sac seems similar to bird evolution. ... He is the real Jesus. . http://www.forerunner.com/forerunner/X0717_Abortion__Evol... ------------------------------------------------------------------ 45. Take My Yolk Upon You .... those branches that don't bear fruit just like Jesus said to do. ... "Since when did Jesus enjoin us to take his yolk?" "His what?" "Look at Matthew 11:29. . http://www.simpleliving.org/~simpleli/indexoth.php?place=... ------------------------------------------------------------------ 53. MySpace.com - Bridging The Gap Urban Ministries - 25 - Male - LYNCHBURG, Virginia . .... that the Lord has endowed us to break every yolk formed by the enemy (Gal. ... step, mime, hip-hop dance, spoken word and rap to preach the gospel of Jesus. http://www.myspace.com/btgum ------------------------------------------------------------------ 47. MINISTRY LYRICS - Singles (1987) 9. Jesus Built My Hotrod. 10. TV Song. 1. Cold Life. cold. you know the yolk it's spreading from ... jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet . http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/ministry/singles.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ .. clayart - thread 'ot-is that a chicken joke?' Edy Lynn, whose favorite TV show is still Laugh In. (Joanne Worley was = always screeching "Is that a chicken Joke?'.)....oh, whoa to those too = http://www.potters.org/subject75433.htm The Parson (who offered ecclesiastical quips) and ... The show developed a loyal following eager for catchphrases such as "Verrrrry interestink . . . but stupid", " Here comes de judge" Joanne Worley would pop out of the wall and ask, "Is that another chicken joke? ... ------------------------------------------------------------------ 7. Home | Lifelong AIDS Alliance Formed from the merger of Chicken Soup Brigade and the Northwest AIDS foundation. ... Saturday, January 12, 6:00pm: January Gay Bingo - Viva Las Vegas Bingo . http://www.lifelongaidsalliance.org/ ------------------------------------------------------------------ 49. December06January07-finalest My mother tried: she made chicken soup. with matzoh balls, roasted a brisket, cleared the ... exhibition of Holocaust denial is another thing. . http://www.birminghamtemple.org/pdf/humanist/Humanist-Apr... ------------------------------------------------------------------ 12. Swords to Plowshares: A Short History of Oak Ridge National Laboratory (1943-1993) .... sustaining chain reaction the Manhattan Project became an urgent national priority. ... the Graphite Reactor, when researchers yoked a toy generator to the http://www.ornl.gov/swords/swords.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.atomicheritage.org/index.php?option=com_content&task= view&id=94&Itemid=85 cylinder of uranium hexafluoride exploded in the transfer room, bursting steam pipes. Water combined chemically with the uranium compound, creating one of the most corrosive of acids, hydrogen fluoride. On the positive side, the information gained from the accident helped to create improved safety conditions at Oak Ridge and to treat later victims of less severe nuclear accidents. The uranium that was not released in the accident went into the Hiroshima bomb. Thus, the injured five at Philadelphia were in a sense, the first victims of Hiroshima, a year before the bomb was actually dropped. In Denver, the KLZ news ticker announced my demise. Newscaster Morey Sharp, a cousin, rushed to S. Lincoln Street to be at my parents side. My father, John, was in the shoe shop, but shortly after Morey arrived, phoned to tell my mother, Sarah, that I was dead. She fainted. Fortunately, as Morey was on his way to tell my father the sad news, KLZ phoned to say I was alive. My mother was my first visitor at the Philadelphia Naval Hospital. For three days, she had carried on the train (a priority flight had been denied) a large jar of chicken soup. We were under armed guard on the fifth floor of the Naval hospital, but when she arrived she pushed the guards away, charged into my room, raised my oxygen tent and fed me the well-matured chicken soup - Jewish penicillin for all ills. ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,951513,00.html? iid=chix-sphere Eton Bids Farewell to Fagging Now senior boys will have to buy their own eggs Eton was founded in 1440 by Henry VI, but fagging did not begin until the 17th century. The young servants are called fags, their service fagging, because in the 1660s "to fag" meant to toil. But now, after a mere 200 years of controversy, during which fagging has been stoutly defended by most old boys and criticized by sensitive souls like Poet Shelley and others as "brutal and degrading," Eton has decided to drop fagging. Library fags are excused from general calls of "Boy, up!" and "Boy, queue!" (an after-dinner general work session). Top rung for newcomers is the title Keeper of the Fags, given to a young lad brawny enough to preserve discipline. Reclining in an easy chair and sipping tea prepared by his fag, an Eton senior, 18, recalls: "I didn't exactly enjoy being a fag myself, but thanks to some Library boys who threw their eggs in my direction when I didn't cook them properly, I know all about poached eggs." ------------------------------------------------------------------ 51. Eton - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia .... night-time raid all 1234 boys descend upon Slough and proceed to egg the city. ... He was well liked by his fellow students, as he was senior drugs dealer, . http://www.uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Eton ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.boris-johnson.com/archives/2006/02/200_students_back_ boris_for_re.php Egg-sarnie wrote: As far as I know, convicted fraudster and fellow Etonian Darius Guppy asked Boris Johnson to supply the address of a journalist investigating Darius as he wished to either beat him up or have him beaten up. The story continues that Boris was unable to find the address and so did not supply it; nonetheless a rather unsavoury incident that arguably reflects on the way some public-schoolboys operate. As far as you know? AS FAR AS YOU KNOW Here we go again, another clever dick who thinks he's got a cast- iron case by mixing "convicted fraudster", "public schoolboys" and an MP in the same sentence. At least he has the decency to temper it with "the story continues..." When will you empty-headed, class obsessed bigots realise that going to Eton is not a crime? Furthermore, it has produced some of the most influential thinkers of the last century, along with a clutch of politicians who maintained Britain's high (and rapidly declining) standing in the world? So who do you want this country to be run by? Chavs? ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.trivia-library.com/b/biography-of-british-spy-james- bond-007-part-1.htm At 13 he entered Eton College, but after what has been described as a "brief and undistinguished career," he was expelled because of some alleged trouble with one of the boy's maids. He then transferred to Fittes, where he distinguished himself as the school's light-weight boxing champion and the founder of the first serious judo class in an English public school. Upon his graduation at 17 from Fittes, he entered the University of Geneva. It was during this time that his reputation for fast living and rugged physical endurance attracted the attention of the local British Secret Service operative. He was subsequently recruited into the service as a low-level agent and soon became addicted to the fast-paced and dangerous life-style. ------------------------------------------------------------------ .. THE BLACK ORDER: .... in Professor Lachner's allegation, the Nazis were interested in the atom bomb as ... the occult meaning of Gothic spheres the top hats worn by the boys at Eton missilegate.com/rfz/swaz/chapter11.htm ------------------------------------------------------------------ .. The Hunt for Zero Point One man's journey to discover the biggest secret since the invention of the atom bomb ... He was educated at Eton and has a degree in Arabic and Islamic . http://www.randomhouse.co.uk/minisites/zeropoint/author.h... ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.austen.com/derby/crysty10.htm Emma's eyes lit up in interest. Richard Feynman was a Caltech legend, a man known for his staggering intelligence and quirky personality, as well as his important role in history: not only was he one of the premier physicists of his day, he was involved with the building of the atom bomb. "That's incredible," she smiled genuinely. Greg and John Knightley were the sons of retired MP Edgar Knightley and world-renowned chef Terra Fayroin. Both sons had been educated at Eton and Oxford. Greg had studied literature. There were a few lines about a rather active lovelife and a few lines about his favorite color, his favorite location, and the other boring details that defined him. And because she was already at it, she googled her future brother-in-law. Isabella had said he was an investor of sorts. That he liked dogs and egg whites only in his omelet It was none of her business, Emma reminded herself as she closed the browser window. Isabella was a mature, grown woman who made her own decisions. But Emma had assumed that upon thinking the situation over, Isabella was going to change her mind. But the one-and-a-half-year long engagement was coming to an end. There was going to be a wedding and Isabella was going to actually follow through. And Emma was just going to stand at the side of the altar and smile while this happened, as if she sanctioned the whole thing ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0405d&L=ads-l&P=6796 The Times, Thursday, Aug 31, 1939; pg. 9; Issue 48398; col E Europe, big with her own momentous destinies, is--if it is not irreverent to say--egg-bound. The Times, Thursday, Jan 22, 1959; pg. 4; Issue 54365; col D House Of Commons The best thing that the Minister could do would be to hand over this part of British transport to the Egg Marketing Board, for if that body continued their present advertising campaign much longer everyone would be egg-bound instead of fog-bound on British Railways. (Laughter.) (http://WWW.NEWSPAPERARCHIVE.COM) Elyria Constitution - 7/29/1875 ....wns a few ago killed, having become EGG-BOUND. In tho body wore lound no.....a little salt, butler tlio nine of an EGG, ono teaspoon fid ol soda, or three.. Elyria, Ohio Thursday, July 29, 1875 1304 k ------------------------------------------------------------------ 54. UnNews:Global warming to transform men into women - Uncyclopedia, the content-free... Nearly 100 percent of the fried lizard eggs resembled female lizards. ... Lotta Lies "Transsexuals delight in global warming's sex-change potential" . uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Global_warming_to_tra... ------------------------------------------------------------------ 5. Jeff Jacoby Chicken Little and the global warming debate. By Jeff Jacoby ... Perhaps the Chicken Littles are right and the sky really is falling, but that .. jewishworldreview.com/jeff/jacoby020807.php3 ------------------------------------------------------------------ 24. portland imc - 2002.11.29 - Fantasy Terrorism League! Terrorism league will use the Rotisserie scoring system, in which each team will be ranked against ... Arabia, quoted by Jeff Jacoby in The . portland.indymedia.org/en/2002/11/36077.shtml ------------------------------------------------------------------ 10. Chapter 23 -- Your Rights 2004 -- Middle East War -- Australian Civil Liberties Un... .... the commands will be given by the Jewish chicken-hawks roosting in Pentagon. ... Charles Krauthammer, Richard Cohen, Jeff Jacoby, are among the most widely . http://www.angelfire.com/folk/aclu/yr23.htm ------------------------------------------------------------------ 3. Jeff Jacoby Jewish World Review April 2, 2001 / 10 Nissan, 5761. Jeff Jacoby ... "but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughterhouses. . http://www.jewishworldreview.com/jeff/jacoby040201.asp ------------------------------------------------------------------ 38. Baird: Our troops have earned more time .... outboard motor 18 horsepower chicken grilling tip landrover of alexandria ... master planned community gain renee weight zellweger jewish last meaning name . drevila.cn/52558.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ 46. INDIA: Ultra mega power plans to speed up .... san francisco ballet schedule broiler chicken house security vestibule bayou ... manthem alda jewish do you know what stars are tektronix printer parts australia . lobaduk.cn/0ba7b.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.bartleby.com/157/5.html The Revolutionist's Handbook and Pocket Companion BY JOHN TANNER, M.I.R.C. Hypocrisy is at its worst; for we not only persecute bigotedly but sincerely in the name of the cure-mongering witchcraft we do believe in, but callously and hypocritically in the name of the Evangelical creed that our rulers privately smile at as the Italian patricians of the fifth century smiled at Jupiter and Venus. Sport is, as it has always been, murderous excitement; the impulse to slaughter is universal; and museums are set up throughout the country to encourage little children and elderly gentlemen to make collections of corpses preserved in alcohol, and to steal birds' eggs and keep them as the red Indian used to keep scalps. Coercion with the lash is as natural to an Englishman as it was to Solomon spoiling Rehoboam: indeed, the comparison is unfair to the Jews in view of the facts that the Mosaic law forbade more than forty lashes in the name of humanity ------------------------------------------------------------------ 53. Earth Egg Pictures - Strange Earth Egg Pics Earth Egg pictures. Scientists agree global warming is killing the world. SXC source photo ... Let's fry up some breakfast and celebrate. http://www.freakingnews.com/Earth-Egg-Pictures-40928.asp ------------------------------------------------------------------ 26. CANOE -- CNEWS - Science: Thousands of walruses killed in stampedes Thousands of walruses killed in stampedes. Global warming is blamed .... Scientists said the death of so many walruses - particularly calves - is alarming in . cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Science/2007/12/14/4725066-ap... ------------------------------------------------------------------ 21. Paul is dead! .... clue for you all, the walrus was Paul" again with the Norse belief of the walrus being a sign of death. members.tripod.com/~taz4158/mac.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.bio.net/hypermail/microbio/1999-June/015864.html They Are the Eggmen Dr. Frank Malinoski, who was a member of the British-American team that inspected the Russian Biopreparat facilities, says "If the Biopreparat was once an egg, then the weapons program was the yolk of the egg. They've hardboiled the egg, taken out the yolk, and hidden it." It is generally believed that the weapons program was taken over by the Russian Ministry of Defense." [1] Meanwhile, there is strong suspicion that even some of the more visible laboratories are conducting weapons-related genetic engineering. In the next few installments, we will try to break open the mysterious eggshell a bit further: has there been any evidence of lab accidents or covert use of biological weapons, in the background of conventional warfare, that might provide some context for the picture of emerging diseases? ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:TheJosh/Chicken#Chickens_in_ religion In the Bible, Jesus prophesied the betrayal by Peter: "And he said, I tell thee, Peter, the cock shall not crow this day, before that thou shalt thrice deny that thou knowest me." (Luke 22:43) Earlier, Jesus compares himself to a mother hen, when talking about Jerusalem: "How often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not!" (Matthew 23:37; also Luke 13:34). In many Central European folk tales, the devil is believed to flee at the first crowing of a COCK. Unfortunately, prevalent puns about this statement have not only caused immense confusion and false beliefs, but the idea that the devil likes sodomy In some sects of Orthodox Judaism a chicken is slaughtered on the afternoon before Yom Kippur (Day of Atonement) in a ritual called kapparos. Although not actually a sacrifice in the biblical sense, the death of the chicken reminds the penitent sinner that his or her life is in God's hands. A woman brings a hen to be slaughtered, a man brings a rooster. The meat is donated to the poor; however, the poor usually don't want it much. The Talmud speaks of learning "courtesy toward one's mate" from the rooster. This might refer to the fact that, when a rooster finds something good to eat, he calls his hens to eat first. The chicken is one of the Zodiac symbols of the Chinese calendar. Also in Chinese religion, a cooked chicken as a religious offering is usually limited to ancestor veneration and worship of village deities. There have also been bizzare reports of chicken worshiping cults. According to eye witnesses these cults kidnap children from their beds during the night and breaking open their skulls with sledge hammers. After wich they devour the children's brains, cut up the children with chainsaws, crush up the pieces using sledge hammers and feed it to the chickens. It is believed they do this to appease the mighty chicken god and prevent them from being deep fried during the second coming of the chicken god, when chickens shall take their rightful place as rulers of the universe ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://judicial-inc.biz/postville_supplement.htm Danger One of those workers - a woman who agreed to be identified by the pseudonym Juana - came to this rural corner of Iowa a year ago from Guatemala Since then, she has worked 10-to-12-hour night shifts, six nights a week. Her cutting hand is swollen and deformed, but she has no health insurance to have it checked. They receive virtually no safety training. This is an anomaly in an industry in which the tools are designed to cut and grind through flesh and bones. In just one month last summer, two young men required amputations; workers say there have been others since. The chickens and cattle fly by at a steady clip on metal hooks, and employees said they are berated for not working fast enough ------------------------------------------------------------------ Obama, Huckabee Win Iowa - Politics on The Huffington Post .... chickens before they hatch while the RepubliCons are watching ... I see you choose your winners according to your faux "christian" hate filled agenda. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/03/obama-huckabee ------------------------------------------------------------------ 44. State asked to pay to fight manure odors | DesMoinesRegister.com | The Des Moines ... State asked to pay to fight manure odors | DesMoinesRegister.com | The Des ... Iowa is the nation's top hog producer and a major supplier of eggs, chickens, . http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AI... ------------------------------------------------------------------ It's not too late to turn this around. We can organize a 'Save-the-Chickens' Children's Crusade and save the world with sock puppets. No more war. No more chicken wire, barbed wire, or razor wire. We will go wireless. ------------------------------------------------------------------ A little salt on a nugget - aircraft malfunctions | Approach ... The JFK was preparing to deploy in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. ... I'm at 20000 feet, pulling back on the yoke like it was a 30-pound dumbbell. . findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m0FKE/is_1_48/ai_98... ------------------------------------------------------------------ 38. "The Assassination of JFK, Jr .... typically murdered their opponents, and that JFK had been dispatched this way. ... victim who succeeds by controlling the yoke despite the presence of three other 911research.wtc7.net/essays/green/TheAssassination... Since Hankey casts the CFI as a mind control victim who succeeds by controlling the yoke despite the presence of three other people in the plane, he does not need to turn off the fuel and having fuel will only help him crash quicker ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.jfk-online.com/jfk100wholho.html Lee's other strong interest was in joining the Marines as his brother Robert had, and as soon as possible. "Of course, I knew he would do it as soon as he reached the age," half-brother John Pic noted to Warren Commission counsel Albert Jenner. "He did it for the same reasons that I did it and Robert did it, I assume, to get from out and under. . . . [the] yoke of oppression from my mother ------------------------------------------------------------------ Lee Harvey Oswald Meets Suzanne Somers When I got home, the phone was ringing, John Lennon and Yoke Ono were visiting San Francisco, and did I want to meet them for lunch? . http://www.maebrussell.com/Mae%20Brussell%20Articles/Lee% ------------------------------------------------------------------ 27. Yoko Ono Cartoons Yoko Ono cartoons from the CartoonStock directory - the world's largest on-line ... Related topics: humpty dumpty, wall, john lennon, yoko ono, yolk, egg, . http://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/y/yoko_ono.asp ------------------------------------------------------------------ 56. International Institute for Strategic Studies - May 13th - - Kyodo News - Ono hope... Ono hopes to meet Rumsfeld in Singapore. Think Tank Warns Of Al Qaida Nuclear Weapons ... Think-tank fears nuclear disaster 'Momentum in Indo-Pak talks may . http://www.iiss.org/index.asp?pgid=4603&fs=s ------------------------------------------------------------------ Year 1939 Invention Nuclear Bomb Nuclear Manhattan Project Nuclear ... Nuclear Atomic Tests ? Nuclear Atomic Tests ? Nuclear Manhattan Project ... Plastic Ono Nuclear Band ? Treaty of Nuclear Non Proliferation http://www.datesofhistory.com/Nuclear.general.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ 12. Sparklehorse - Distorted Ghost EP 3.: Happy Place. 4.: My Yoke Is Heavy. 5.: Gasoline Horsey's (live). 6.: Happy Pig (live) ... Yoko Ono - Yes I'm A Witch ? Radiohead - OK Computer . zwww.ciao.se/Distorted_Ghost_EP__269486 ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.simonsays.com/content/book.cfm?pid=574761&tab=65&agid=2 She stared at the egg. "Bits of shell and goo, I beg -- Please gather back into an uncracked egg. Magic sparkles shot from Sabrina's pointed fingertip and swirled round the bowl. A sound like the strumming of a tiny fairy's harp danced through the air. Instantly the egg yolk and all the broken pieces of shell rose from the bowl and hovered before Sabrina's face. Like a video running backward, the broken yolk re-formed into a perfect yellow circle. The fragments of eggshell revolved around it like the planets round the sun. The magic sparkles twinkled like miniature stars. Sabrina made a little scooting motion with her fingers, and the egg tucked itself into the largest piece of shell. The broken pieces came together like the pieces of a jigsaw puzzle. And then all the cracks healed. "Very nice, Sabrina," Aunt Zelda called out as she hurried into the kitchen. Sabrina's slender blond aunt snapped her fingers and instantly changed her casual shirt and pants into an elegant turquoise business suit. Sabrina smiled proudly and plucked the perfect white egg from the air. "Thanks." She hadn't always been able to uncrack eggs. Up until her sixteenth birthday she'd been as average as the next girl. That's when she'd come to live with her dad's sisters -- Aunt Zelda and Aunt Hilda -- in Westbridge, Massachusetts. And that's when she'd learned that there was something different about her. Something special. Something magical. Sabrina Spellman was a witch. ------------------------------------------------------------------ 1. Information Notice No. 93-97 Protecting People and the Environment UNITED STATES NUCLEAR REGULATORY COMMISSION ... The 270-degree crack originated in the flange-to-yoke leg weld joint. . http://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/gen-comm/in ------------------------------------------------------------------ 14. Company Database Portable Electro-magnetic crack detectors, Yoke type crack detectors, Black-light(UV) equipment, Magnetic . welding.micronomy.com/category.asp?ObjectID=4075 ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://malvasiabianca.org/archives/2007/11/mistakes-measurements/ This is where poka yoke devices come in: they help improve quality by making it as easy as possible for people to notice when something is going wrong. The big news around here for the last week has been the oil spill in San Francisco Bay. The news coverage has been all about whether or not it was the fault of the pilot or of a machinery malfunction: train wreck management, or at least train wreck news coverage, at its best. ------------------------------------------------------------------ 17. Information Notice No. 91-50 SUPPLEMENT 1 .... holders of operating licenses or construction permits for nuclear power reactors. ... Damage included a drain valve actuator yoke that was severed in two places. http://www.nrc.gov/reading-rm/doc-collections/gen-comm/in... ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://ohst.berkeley.edu/oppenheimer/exhibit/ J. Robert Oppenheimber Centennial at Berkeley atomic test would be named in reference to a poem by John Donne ("Trinity") and the next series of tests would be labeled simply alphabetically according to military protocol ("Able," "Baker," "X-ray," "Yoke," and "Zebra"). It is indicative of the changing of hands of the bomb ------------------------------------------------------------------ 2. Operation Sandstone Although the Sandstone tests continued to use the Mk 3 implosion system, ... The Yoke device also used an all-oralloy Type B levitated pit. nuclearweaponarchive.org/Usa/Tests/Sandston.html ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://members.tripod.com/~coobird/postwar.htm An atomic bomb test at the Enewetok atoll. The bomb detonated from a 200ft tower. The bomb yielded 49kt. The Yoke device also used a Uranium-Plutonium composite Type B pit. Even though the Yoke test had a higher yield, the X-Ray device was more efficient than the Yoke device. ------------------------------------------------------------------ 14. Post War Development of Atomic Weapons A Mk 3 implosion assembly bombs were used in this series but other components ... The Yoke device also used a Uranium-Plutonium composite Type B pit. members.tripod.com/~coobird/postwar.htm ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.fortunecity.com/tattooine/vonnegut/42/ddbnuke.html Chickens Steal Nuke Secrets! An unidentified cockroach was apprehended late Sunday evening in the Los Alamos Nuclear Laboratories. FBI sources say chickens used this roach and several others for high-tech surveillance. - Angered by the Chic-fil-A "Eat More Chicken" ad campaign, rogue roosters seek a nuclear arsenal. By Hieronymus Jacobin DDB While the White House still searches for answers on how the Chinese stole the nation's prized nuclear secrets another espionage scandal has struck. "I think I was as shocked as anyone," agent Lowel Franz said. "Following the Chinese situation we did a security check and found another leak." The leak he referred to were tiny cockroaches outfitted with high-tech spy gear; and he added they were outfitted by the Chicken Liberation Front (CLF). An unidentified cockroach was apprehended late Sunday evening in the Los Alamos Nuclear Laboratories. FBI sources say chickens used this roach and several others for high-tech surveillance. ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.bykowskiequipment.com/waukesha.htm Bykowskip Equipment & Engineering Compay Waukesha Cherry-Burrell Products: W68 and W88 Series Valves Open yoke 3A design Waukesha Cherry-Burrell Products: Colloid Mill Typical applications include salad dressing, mayonnaise, liquid egg homogenization Waukesha Cherry-Burrell Products: CR Mixer For heat-sensitive products (e.g., eggs, latex) ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W88 The W88 is a United States thermonuclear warhead, with an estimated yield of 475 kiloton (kt), and is small enough to fit on MIRVed missiles. The W88 was designed at the Los Alamos National Laboratory ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:TheJosh/Chicken#Chicken_as_symbol A chicken can be hypnotized, or put into a trance, by holding its head down against the ground, and continuously drawing a line along the ground with a stick or a finger, starting at its beak and extending straight outward in front of the chicken. If the chicken is hypnotized in this manner, it will remain immobile for somewhere between 15 seconds and 30 minutes, continuing to stare at the line. This may not be clinical hypnosis, but instead a case of tonic immobility. Instead of a hypnotic state, the chicken's reactions are more akin to a turtle moving into its shell, or a deer freezing from a spotlight--a defensive mechanism intended to feign death, albeit poorly Another technique of hypnosis is to hold the chicken face up with its back on the ground, and then run your finger vertically downwards from the chicken's wattles to just above its vent. The chicken's feet are exposed, which allows easy application of medication for foot mites, etc. To wake up the chicken, clap your hands or give the chicken a gentle shove ------------------------------------------------------------------ 14. Highlights - Biological War With chickenpox, a variety of lesions can be seen at the same time: scabs, ... Chickenpox lesions are much more superficial and tend to inseminate the trunk . http://www.scienceofmedicinepublishing.com/biowar-highlig... ------------------------------------------------------------------ 2. ABC News: Avian Flu: Is the Government Ready for an Epidemic? "If we had a significant worldwide epidemic of this particular avian flu, ... millions of chickens in futile attempts to stop the flu's spread to humans. . abcnews.go.com/Primetime/Investigation/story?id=11... ------------------------------------------------------------------ 3. Digital Journal - Russian Authorities Kill 600000 Chickens Due to ... Russian Authorities Kill 600000 Chickens Due to H5N1 Avian Flu ... Russian authorities have culled more than 600000 chickens on the Gulyai-Borisovskaya farm . http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/247961/Russian_Auth... ------------------------------------------------------------------ .. H5N1 in Qinghai China Efficiently Kills Chickens Recombinomics ... isolates on Qinghai can also kill chickens at a high frequency. ... because the egg grown virus can kill test chickens easily. Media source . http://www.recombinomics.com/News/05280501/H5N1_Qinghai_K.. ------------------------------------------------------------------ 10. CNN - Hong Kong to kill 1 million chickens to contain 'bird flu ... Hong Kong to kill 1 million chickens to contain 'bird flu' ... Health Organization (WHO) will visit southern China soon to investigate the avian virus. http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9712/28/hong.kong.flu/ ------------------------------------------------------------------ .. Global Voices Online " China: Killing chickens, not for bird flu Kill someone to establish authority, kill the chicken to scare the monkey [and set an example] ... china chinese comments community conference delta . http://www.globalvoicesonline.org/2006/09/29/china-killin... ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.dshs.state.tx.us/avlib/catalogdescrip.pdf Primetime Live segment originally titled: "Hot Zone." One experiment uses a powder which shows up under UV light. Surfaces affected by harmful bacteria during the preparation of a chicken supper glowed at the end of the experiment. (ABC) The Tooth Chicken investigates the problem of snack food and candy wrappers strewn all over the barnyard ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.newruskincollege.com/maxweber/id22.html Alibek lit a cigarette and watched the sky. He appraises weather the same way Patrick does. Suddenly Patrick turned on his heel and went into his garage. He returned in a few moments carrying a large mayonnaise jar. He unscrewed the cap. The jar contained a fine, creamy, fluffy powder, with a mottled pink tinge. The pink was the dried blood of chicken embryos, he explained. "This is a simulant for VEE." It was a fake version of the weaponized brain virus. It was sterile, and had no living organisms in it. It was harmless. The VEE virus can-be grown in weapons-grade concentration in live chicken embryos ------------------------------------------------------------------ http://www.fas.org/news/china/1999/990511-prc-lat.htm But the material also contained top-secret details on how U.S. scientists have used an egg-shaped, or "aspheric," design, rather than a sphere, to help shrink the space needed for the primary explosive stage of the W-88. One official said that the information on the W-88, while top-secret, also is printed in a classified booklet that is kept on U.S. Navy ships, at Air Force bases, and elsewhere. It is still unclear if the secret details on the U.S. nuclear weapons, and the accompanying drawings, were delivered as a mistake or if they were intended to signal Washington that Beijing, in theory, could build more powerful and more accurate nuclear weapons than the relatively dated models that it has deployed. ------------------------------------------------------------------ POET's POSTSCRIPT One of the funny or not-so-funny things about the humor of human beings is the schadenfreude at its heart. Whether slipping on a banana peel, or a pie in the face -things as cliched as chicken jokes - the consistent theme seems to be someone's humiliation, or lack of dignity that, humans enjoy. If carried to an extreme - laughing at someone's bloody, severed arm- then all of the sudden it becomes ugly, but humans sometimes cross that line, also. It is the Roman Coliseum, or folks who used to find public executions to be a form of entertainment. I suppose that many people would find my dark humor to be over the line, but I ask- Do you really think that you can lecture a gay male about insensitive humor? I think that the darkness is retaliatory. For perspective, consider America's sense of humor. Homosexuals- aren't we just the funniest people that anyone ever wanted to kill? One of the richest, most powerful men in America is Rush Limbaugh. I have watched him laughing, and stirring up a crowd: "Ladies and Gentlemen, do you know what progressive homosexuals are doing? They are showing up in hospital emergency rooms needing gerbils extracted from their anuses." Of course, you have never met a gay person in your life who did any such thing, but to a bigot like Limbaugh, any story that he hears about any gay person, anywhere, must represent the whole of them. A fill-in on the Limbaugh show was former Congressman Bob Dornan, who joked about "lesbian spear-chuckers". Dornan once gave a key-note address at the organization of Dr. Paul Cameron, who has called gays "feces eaters" and openly suggested the extermination of gay men. The media does not connect these dots. It does not occur even to many gay people, what is the true significance when another former Congressman, Sonny Bono, who had a gay daughter, could be blind enough and indifferent enough to make a friend of funny-man Dornan. In New York, in Reagan's era, one of the top funny-men was radio host Bob Grant, who once "joked" that phalanxes of police with machine guns should mow down gays after the pride parade. In Boston, we have funny-men like Howie Carr, who refers to the gay and lesbian citizens of the state as the "sodomites" and claims that their agenda includes sex with animals. A funny Republican bumper sticker in the 80's when gay men were dying, said "AIDS Turns Fruits into Vegetables". Ann Coulter, funny-woman, when asked what she would do if she had a gay son or daughter, quipped, "I would tell them... By the way, did you know that you were adopted?" While working on this poem, I read an article about a poor-taste Halloween costume at University of Pennysylvania, if I remember correctly, dressing up like a murdered Virginia Tech student. Probably only that- poor taste, not intended to be cruel, but someone commented "If I were a student at Virginia Tech, I would probably hate that Pennsylvania university, for life." Hate for life. For a single joke. Not actually intending to be vicious. That is a heterosexual perspective on ugly humor. How should this sound, to homosexual ears? Nothing has showed America's true face of ugliness like its humor. It has been like living in a Nazis country, where they had a great gag- telling a Jew, that he had to leave the country, but could go anywhere. The Jew spun the globe, studied it, looked up and said "Do you have anyplace else?" That is not the Jews anymore. That is us. It is a pitiful thing- I probably was at one time a human being with an actual sense of humor, but please do not get the idea that I am trying to entertain or amuse you. I really do not find things like Virginia Tech or Sept 11 to be the least amusing. There is a certain perverse sense of humor that pervades the military and intellience worlds. I suppose that in situations so dark, the extremely dark humor is all that you can get. Without having been in military or intelligence work, I think that understand the frame of mind. If I had my way, there would be a war in this country- a real war, not a figurative one. People would be dying in numbers, if need be, that would make any of its little tragedies to date, pale in comparison. - That, America, my country of birth, is what I think of your attitudes and humor. I am only trying to help you visualize, that I would lay waste to this land, and that it would have this coming, it it cannot realize what it has really been, and make a profound change. Tom Keske Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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