CHRISTIANS - SUPERSTITIOUS CAVE DWELLERS AND GOAT ****ERS

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A couple of thousand years ago when people were living in caves and ****ing
goats, people would "hear" from this fictional god character a lot, and
they'd write whatever they imagined down and would say that it "came from
the god". Later, some dumbass nutcase put their superstitious blatherings
together in a book and called it a bible.

Now of course, when we have technology and can actually VERIFY the source of
the information, and aren't living in caves and ****ing goats anymore, then
"all of a sudden" the ALL-POWERFUL christian sky pixie "god" character has
been remarkebly quiet.

what's up?, he has nothing to say lately, no new passages for his almighty
precious book? maybe a few corrections, like cleaning up the horseshit in
the christian bible, maybe clearing up the text in the bible so that
christian retards don't TAKE IT OUT OF CONTEXT?
Maybe he could get rid of the contradictions in the christian bible,
although granted, that would only leave about 3 pages left after he was
finished. .

maybe the sky pixie could say, you know what, if you eat some fruit from a
tree, the penalty has been reduced, no more damned to hell for all eternity,
instead, pay a nickel and go on your merry way.

oh, and hey, no more turning people into pillars of salt, just because they
looked over their shoulder, after all, everyone is entitled to one last look
at their hometown, heck lots of people go on vacations to visit relatives,
friends they still have in their hometowns, so certainly looking over ones
shoulder at their hometown shouldn't be that big a deal.

so, sky pixie, what, nothing new to say lately?, or is it because you never
existed in the first place, and you were nothing more than the bullshit
ramblings of some superstitious cave dwellers and goat ****ers who had
overactive imaginations and needed an imaginary playmate to watch over them.
 
On Sun, 3 Feb 2008 16:37:57 -0500, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim"
<killgod@killgod.com> wrote:

>A couple of thousand years ago when people were living in caves and ****ing
>goats, people would "hear" from this fictional god character a lot, and
>they'd write whatever they imagined down and would say that it "came from
>the god". Later, some dumbass nutcase put their superstitious blatherings
>together in a book and called it a bible.
>
>Now of course, when we have technology and can actually VERIFY the source of
>the information, and aren't living in caves and ****ing goats anymore, then
>"all of a sudden" the ALL-POWERFUL christian sky pixie "god" character has
>been remarkebly quiet.
>
>what's up?, he has nothing to say lately, no new passages for his almighty
>precious book? maybe a few corrections, like cleaning up the horseshit in
>the christian bible, maybe clearing up the text in the bible so that
>christian retards don't TAKE IT OUT OF CONTEXT?
>Maybe he could get rid of the contradictions in the christian bible,
>although granted, that would only leave about 3 pages left after he was
>finished. .
>
> maybe the sky pixie could say, you know what, if you eat some fruit from a
>tree, the penalty has been reduced, no more damned to hell for all eternity,
>instead, pay a nickel and go on your merry way.
>
>oh, and hey, no more turning people into pillars of salt, just because they
>looked over their shoulder, after all, everyone is entitled to one last look
>at their hometown, heck lots of people go on vacations to visit relatives,
>friends they still have in their hometowns, so certainly looking over ones
>shoulder at their hometown shouldn't be that big a deal.
>
>so, sky pixie, what, nothing new to say lately?, or is it because you never
>existed in the first place, and you were nothing more than the bullshit
>ramblings of some superstitious cave dwellers and goat ****ers who had
>overactive imaginations and needed an imaginary playmate to watch over them. <snip>


LMAO! Good stuff.

I could use this to piss off the local church nutters, with your
permission.
 
"DeserTBoB" <desertb@rglobal.net> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 3 Feb 2008 16:37:57 -0500, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim"
> <killgod@killgod.com> wrote:
>
>>A couple of thousand years ago when people were living in caves and
>>****ing
>>goats, people would "hear" from this fictional god character a lot, and
>>they'd write whatever they imagined down and would say that it "came from
>>the god". Later, some dumbass nutcase put their superstitious blatherings
>>together in a book and called it a bible.
>>
>>Now of course, when we have technology and can actually VERIFY the source
>>of
>>the information, and aren't living in caves and ****ing goats anymore,
>>then
>>"all of a sudden" the ALL-POWERFUL christian sky pixie "god" character has
>>been remarkebly quiet.
>>
>>what's up?, he has nothing to say lately, no new passages for his almighty
>>precious book? maybe a few corrections, like cleaning up the horseshit in
>>the christian bible, maybe clearing up the text in the bible so that
>>christian retards don't TAKE IT OUT OF CONTEXT?
>>Maybe he could get rid of the contradictions in the christian bible,
>>although granted, that would only leave about 3 pages left after he was
>>finished. .
>>
>> maybe the sky pixie could say, you know what, if you eat some fruit from
>> a
>>tree, the penalty has been reduced, no more damned to hell for all
>>eternity,
>>instead, pay a nickel and go on your merry way.
>>
>>oh, and hey, no more turning people into pillars of salt, just because
>>they
>>looked over their shoulder, after all, everyone is entitled to one last
>>look
>>at their hometown, heck lots of people go on vacations to visit relatives,
>>friends they still have in their hometowns, so certainly looking over ones
>>shoulder at their hometown shouldn't be that big a deal.
>>
>>so, sky pixie, what, nothing new to say lately?, or is it because you
>>never
>>existed in the first place, and you were nothing more than the bullshit
>>ramblings of some superstitious cave dwellers and goat ****ers who had
>>overactive imaginations and needed an imaginary playmate to watch over
>>them. <snip>

>
> LMAO! Good stuff.
>
> I could use this to piss off the local church nutters, with your
> permission.


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