Sex offender joe Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 It's been 26 hours and i still can't get it free....any suggestions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
de kannibaal Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 It's been 26 hours and i still can't get it free....any suggestions. Mainlining a needle of smack and doing what you know you have to do. Quote Okay, I really suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sex offender joe Posted September 30, 2006 Author Share Posted September 30, 2006 The real problem lies in the fact that being a military officer...i have a certain code of demenor i must uphold. If i show up for duty fucked on smack, my fellow officers will want me to share. would a line of coke work o.k? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
de kannibaal Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 would a line of coke work o.k? No, has to be smack. Coke is to straighten you out for work. Maybe few beers. Quote Okay, I really suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
de kannibaal Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 Having your prick stuck between the teeth of a zipper for that long is a problem for two obvious reasons; 1. The size of your penis being that small 2. Your obvious lack of brains, How long does it take for you to get the toothpaste cap off? . . . What a scathing and vitriolic post that categorically disembowels the person you were skullfucking. Oops, wrong thread. What a fucking tosser. Why even bother you fucking spastic? Quote Okay, I really suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zukiman Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 What a scathing and vitriolic post that categorically disembowels the person you were skullfucking. Oops, wrong thread. What a fucking tosser. Why even bother you fucking spastic? Why such anger. We are a caring bunch here. Now slam an 18 pack and rip the fucking thing out you pussy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phreakwars Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I just viewed his profile, evidently, he is a shit stabber. . . Quote https://www.facebook.com/phreakwars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zukiman Posted September 30, 2006 Share Posted September 30, 2006 I just viewed his profile, evidently, he is a shit stabber. . . Damn. Your right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feckless Wench Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Just cut the damn thing off and do the world a favour. Quote Dementia is just a state of mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Just cut the damn thing off and do the world a favour. If you want the job done right, ask a Wench. Quote Persevere, it pisses people off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feckless Wench Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 If you want the job done right, ask a Wench. Pass me the scissors and a pair of rubber gloves and I'll be happy to oblige. 1 Quote Dementia is just a state of mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zukiman Posted October 1, 2006 Share Posted October 1, 2006 Pass me the scissors and a pair of rubber gloves and I'll be happy to oblige. He's too much of a pussy to take the pain. And it's probably a clit that got caught in the zipper and not a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted October 2, 2006 Share Posted October 2, 2006 Well just like getting stuck in the snow. don't drive foward, back up! Fucking pussy. You got it stuck now yank! Quote "You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's just insane!" Penn & Teller NEVER FORGOTTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyalOrleans Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Throughout my entire day, I go to measures to make double, triple sure that I don't zip my prick up between the teeth. How can one guy be so careless? [attach=full]1034[/attach] Quote To be the Man, you've got to beat the Man. - Ric Flair Everybody knows I'm known for dropping science. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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