Do you talk Ocker?

[builder]

Not many Australians on this board, but how much of our lingo is lost on you yanks?

Take the quiz, and see how ya go, you seppo bastards.

http://smartasses.org/aussiequiz.html

 

[jokersarewild]

10. If you hear someone say the phrase "Get in behind," he is more than likely talking to his:

I chose the third one...it makes the most sense...

17. "Humping my bluey," is:

Everyone knows this one..."Having *** with a cattledog."

I only got 7 correct...which means I'm not a ******...because non of that **** makes sense!

(this is my 1500 post, btw)

 

[Cogito Ergo Sum]

You got 13 answers right.

You got 7 answers wrong. You're a battler. Not much of a one, mind... but getting there.

You will have no trouble getting around, and understanding most things that are said to you. However avoid RSL clubs and old peoples homes, the nuances are lost on you.

How horribly nauseating... and Bob 's your Uncle.

 

[builder]

Bob 's your Uncle.

I thought Bob was the site owner?

 

[snafu]

I told you I didn't speak Ozy.

10 right

10 wrong

 

[phreakwars]

You got 6 answers right.

You got 14 answers wrong. You're a proper mug!

Best advice is... stay at the Hilton, eat at McDonalds, do not, I repeat DO NOT venture into unpaved road territory.

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[TommyGun1928]

I told you I didn't speak Ozy. 10 right

10 wrong

Same here. That's only because I know a little cockney. Australia blows.

 

[builder]

You got 20 answers right.

You got 0 answers wrong.

You're a bottler, mate!

You are a fair dinkum, ridgy didge, dinky die, true blue, dyed-in-the-wool Ocker-like strine speaker. Well ****** me, you could probably even play a didgeridoo and know the proper way to twirl a billy. Goodonya. Get us another stubbie while you're up, will ya... and have one yourself while you're at it!

And TommyGun, I can see why you're an idiot. Australia rocks

 

[berniec]

Stone the crows,i got all of them right.

Builder must of ****** rigged this exam. ******.

 

[TommyGun1928]

You got 20 answers right.You got 0 answers wrong.

You're a bottler, mate!

You are a fair dinkum, ridgy didge, dinky die, true blue, dyed-in-the-wool Ocker-like strine speaker. Well ****** me, you could probably even play a didgeridoo and know the proper way to twirl a billy. Goodonya. Get us another stubbie while you're up, will ya... and have one yourself while you're at it!

And TommyGun, I can see why you're an idiot. Australia rocks

Maybe you're just a little too proud of your little criminal colony there, pal.

 

[builder]

Maybe you're just a little too proud of your little criminal colony there, pal.

Back in the box you go, fucknuckle.

Australia is the most envied country in the west.

But cockheads like yourself wouldn't know these things.

 

[ImWithStupid]

Australia is the most envied country in the west.

Says Builder, about his own personal opinion, shared by himself.

 

[builder]

Says Builder, about his own personal opinion, shared by himself.

Life is short. I'd rather live in paradise, than under a dictatorship.

http://www.riseapartments.com.au/images/NoosaNationalPark.jpg

 

[Feckless Wench]

You got 15 answers right.

You got 5 answers wrong.

You'll be apples! Well... nearly anyway.

You will communicate fairly effectively with the native population, but they will still mutter "****** yank" when you walk out of the pub.

They'll be wrong, I'm a Brit.

 

[ToriAllen]

You got 12 answers right.

You got 8 answers wrong.

You're a bit of a galah with the lingo.

...and you have a long way to go still, until you'll be able to understand directions to get to the nearest public dunny.

I see I need to work on my Aussie.

I don't live in a dictatorship.

 

[ImWithStupid]

You got 17 answers right.

You got 3 answers wrong. You'll be apples! Well... nearly anyway.

You will communicate fairly effectively with the native population, but they will still mutter "****** yank" when you walk out of the pub.

 

[snafu]

Life is short. I'd rather live in paradise, than under a dictatorship.
http://www.riseapartments.com.au/images/NoosaNationalPark.jpg

Australia might be a nice theme park but I live in the greatest country in the world. And in the greatest State to boot!

 

[jokersarewild]

Australia might be a nice theme park but I live in the greatest country in the world. And in the greatest State to boot!

Biggest doesn't always mean Greatest (state), Snafu

 

[builder]

I see I need to work on my Aussie.

I don't live in a dictatorship.

It's called "Strine", Tori. Unless you have an Aussie for a punching bag.

As for the dictatorship, you gotta admit it came mighty close. The stacking of the Supreme court was well under way, IMHO.

The ignoring of the Geneva conventions, the "oversight" of the need for warrants for internal phone tapping, the selecting of the audience for "public" speeches by the prez, and making those selected sign waivers stating they would not heckle the shrubby one, the propaganda campaign for medicare, the invasion of Iraq, the "open borders" policy, geeze, I could go on and on..............