Dog Shit

Ok for the fourth time this month I just spent over an hour steaming, scrubbing shampooing and literally HOSING the car rug under my grandfathers feet. I swear to god I cannot take dog shit in the car anymore. Every freaking time my grand[arents get out of the damn car I want to wretch (litterally I spend the trip home gagging and dry heaving). Put down a matt you say? I do, so he scrapes his damn feet on the side of the floor. I had an old table cloth down and he moved it out of the way. Tonight (after it dries) I am going to tape window plastic to the floor so at least I can wipe the smell away. They don't care (their house if full of animal shit that's where it all comes from) I even called the SPCA and told them not to give them a dog so they went somewhere else. ARG!!!!!!!!!!

I drive them as they canot drive and I get to use the car for my own use (I could not afford a car grandma could get in and out of, not that I would let them NEAR a car I owned) My mom just got a new car and banned them from it. ARGARGARGARGARG!!!! I am in such a piss ass mood now!!!!!

I HATE DOG SHIT!!!!!!

ok that rant made me feel a little better

Two words: Antifreeze Burger

Dogs love 'em and they work!

They don't care (their house if full of animal shit that's where it all comes from) I even called the SPCA and told them not to give them a dog so they went somewhere else. ARG!!!!!!!!!!

That is just unsanitary. How many animals do they have in the house?

That is just unsanitary. How many animals do they have in the house?

They INSIST on having three anomals (my grandma actually got a complete stranger she met while calling for dogs to take her around to find one behind our backs) One dog, two cats. She does NOTHING to take care of them and my grandpa is old and I just won't do it anymore (there is a reason I won't let my one kid have a dog) and they have ALWAYS been like this. It's not even because they are old. The dog was paper trained (kennnel trained) and after the novelty of a new dog wears off they NEVER take it out and don't even leave paper out anymore or put it in it's kennel. The damn thing is getting nasty.

Ok for the fourth time this month I just spent over an hour steaming, scrubbing shampooing and literally HOSING the car rug under my grandfathers feet. I swear to god I cannot take dog shit in the car anymore. Every freaking time my grand[arents get out of the damn car I want to wretch (litterally I spend the trip home gagging and dry heaving). Put down a matt you say? I do, so he scrapes his damn feet on the side of the floor. I had an old table cloth down and he moved it out of the way. Tonight (after it dries) I am going to tape window plastic to the floor so at least I can wipe the smell away. They don't care (their house if full of animal shit that's where it all comes from) I even called the SPCA and told them not to give them a dog so they went somewhere else. ARG!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I drive them as they canot drive and I get to use the car for my own use (I could not afford a car grandma could get in and out of, not that I would let them NEAR a car I owned) My mom just got a new car and banned them from it. ARGARGARGARGARG!!!! I am in such a piss ass mood now!!!!!

 

 

I HATE DOG SHIT!!!!!!

 

 

ok that rant made me feel a little better

Stop bitching if you are USING THEIR CAR FOR YOUR OWN USE.

I always find it odd that people USING other people love to act put upon. DON'T drive them if it gags you out so much.

Here's an idea: Pay for your own wheels...then you get to choose if dog shit is allowed or not.

Sorry, not buying the Mother Theresa act.

Stop bitching if you are USING THEIR CAR FOR YOUR OWN USE.

 

I always find it odd that people USING other people love to act put upon. DON'T drive them if it gags you out so much.

 

Here's an idea: Pay for your own wheels...then you get to choose if dog shit is allowed or not.

 

Sorry, not buying the Mother Theresa act.

Balling!! RFLMAO ,I'm a broken record with telling people that. geez

I guessed I failed to mention that I pay for all the repairs gas and upkeep for them (which lately is a lot more than it should be damn car) and that I was ready to get a car for myself but that SHE asked to make this deal with me. I also pay partial insurance and car payments, I work part time in order to have my afternoons free to drive her around and also take care of a lot of other crap for her that no one else wants to. It's HARDLY a free use thing.

Get your own car. Take them around at your convenience.

Still not buying the Mother Theresa thing.

Ok for the fourth time this month I just spent over an hour steaming, scrubbing shampooing and literally HOSING the car rug under my grandfathers feet. I swear to god I cannot take dog shit in the car anymore. Every freaking time my grand[arents get out of the damn car I want to wretch (litterally I spend the trip home gagging and dry heaving). Put down a matt you say? I do, so he scrapes his damn feet on the side of the floor. I had an old table cloth down and he moved it out of the way. Tonight (after it dries) I am going to tape window plastic to the floor so at least I can wipe the smell away. They don't care (their house if full of animal shit that's where it all comes from) I even called the SPCA and told them not to give them a dog so they went somewhere else. ARG!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

I drive them as they canot drive and I get to use the car for my own use (I could not afford a car grandma could get in and out of, not that I would let them NEAR a car I owned) My mom just got a new car and banned them from it. ARGARGARGARGARG!!!! I am in such a piss ass mood now!!!!!

 

 

 

I HATE DOG SHIT!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok that rant made me feel a little better

So, your grandfather is actually your dog, and he shits in the car?

Cool family.

I'm confused still myself... where did the dog shit again ?? and why ?.. and ... oh never mind..

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Get your own car. Take them around at your convenience.

 

Still not buying the Mother Theresa thing.

Pssst! Elmoish, how did Tizzy's rant on dogshit suddenly get turned around so that you are now basically accusing her of pretending to be a saintly martyr?

Many people put up with or deal with the most fucked up shit in the world with their own family. We do things and put up with things and deal with things within and for our families that we would run screaming from - if it were to be for a stranger instead.

Bitching about it once in awhile is venting. After spending hours catering to a delusional ill relative, crapping themselves and spewing from here to Kingdom-come - venting is sometimes necessary.

Anyone with a family and a sense of duty and responsibility will understand this post.

Tizz - I'd say, their shoes go in a plastic bag in the trunk and they get them when they get out of the car. or is the dogshit all over the clothes too?

So, your grandfather is actually your dog, and he shits in the car?

 

Cool family.

you finally said something funny.

thank you.

OK so you wanna know why she is on my last nerve? Here I am taking a nice poo, and reading an old Yankee Mag article and the phone rings. OK so I will let the maching get right? That's not good enough for this woman. She had to call # times and leave THREE messages and still call one more time in less than five minutes (we have caller ID and YES it was LESS than 5 minutes) So I FINALLY get the phone (now thinking it MUST be an emergency of sorts) and she has to go to the store AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ok so I try to politely explain that we have a machine and that leaving a message ONCE is enough. Now she is all pissed off and probably popping a pill right now. WTF????

Her record is 23 calls in less than 15 minutes while no one was home. @# CALLS and that wasn't even for the whole day!!!!!!!!! We actually wrote it down and put it on the wall. We figure she should get the gold plated fone if she can manage to top that one. I can't even dial that fast for fucks sake!!!!! Then she will get all mad when you do get her. Last time she did that I was AT WORK and she KNEW IT. SHe wanted to make sure I got the F king message!!!! This is why I will literally KILL anyone who gives her my cell number (last time she had it I ran out of minutes checking my messages) I am not kidding about that. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!!

BTW if you couldn't tell, yes I was in a bad mood already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a window right here, can I get a chant for JUMP?

FUCK FUCK DOUBLE FUCK SHIT GOD DAMMIT

(I WAS going to have a nice, ok nice for my kid, afternoon at Chuckie Cheez. Not I have grandma AND my kid pissed at me SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!

I am so gonna run away!!!!

Pssst! Elmoish, how did Tizzy's rant on dogshit suddenly get turned around so that you are now basically accusing her of pretending to be a saintly martyr?

 

Many people put up with or deal with the most fucked up shit in the world with their own family. We do things and put up with things and deal with things within and for our families that we would run screaming from - if it were to be for a stranger instead.

 

Bitching about it once in awhile is venting. After spending hours catering to a delusional ill relative, crapping themselves and spewing from here to Kingdom-come - venting is sometimes necessary.

 

Anyone with a family and a sense of duty and responsibility will understand this post.

 

Tizz - I'd say, their shoes go in a plastic bag in the trunk and they get them when they get out of the car. or is the dogshit all over the clothes too?

Yes dealing with people that creep us out can cause a vent.

Just not buying the "it's their car, I use it, but they gag me" routine.

I'm confused still myself... where did the dog shit again ?? and why ?.. and ... oh never mind..

 

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haha...thats funny after reading what tizz worte.

...wouldn't it be awful if they suddenly had no pets? hmm?

Anyway I knew a girl with a house/car/etc like that so I know exactly what you're talking about, Tizz. Call the health inspectors and animal protection. That's just not healthy.

So tell her the truth.

"Grandma, no. Your house is filthy and you've got too many pets and I'm tired of you bringing it into my car."

I swear to god the woman is giving my an ulcer. I am not kidding I think I need to get my stomach checked out!!!!!!!!!! After every call I get heartburn!!!!!!!

I am really starting to dislike the woman!

you finally said something funny.

 

 

thank you.

Well, I don't know who you are.

But I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Because I wrote it for you.