Earth shattering announcement

Yes, I am delighted to spread some excitement in your otherwise banal and rudimentary proletarian lives, and have decided to start this thread in order to declare an earth shattering announcement that will change the way you all think.

 

Those of you that have taken the time after having been bestowed the privelege of having known me in my short time here will be fully cognizant to what I allude to.

 

This ground breaking announcement will take place shortly.

 

I suggest you stay tuned at the edge of your seats and wait to see how your lives will change.

Moved to the Piss Pot, where this kinda shit belongs.

I know I am on the edge of MY seat..

 

I BET he announces his engagement to LethalFind.

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They do say there is a fine line between love and hate...however I have the impression he is already married.

Moved to the Piss Pot, where this kinda shit belongs.

 

Builder, you of all people will be most intrigued. Shame you are such a cynic. Life is lived best positive.

Builder, you of all people will be most intrigued. Shame you are such a cynic. Life is lived best positive.

 

You posted it in the wrong forum.

 

I'm not even slightly intrigued by most of your dribble.

 

I read your posts in the hope that I might get the odd chuckle.

Someone please tell me that Bob has not sold the site to this person, this is THE only thing he could say that I would give much regard too...unless he of course was moving in next door...

No, the real announcement is De Kannibaal is your new moderator, and I am retiring, he is the all time brawl hall callout champ and will take my position as the people's moderator with great confidence and pride.

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You posted it in the wrong forum.

 

I'm not even slightly intrigued by most of your dribble.

 

I read your posts in the hope that I might get the odd chuckle.

 

Builder, I know it is hard to accept when a true alpha arrives on your shores and steals your thunder to your detriment, but I think it is time that you lighten up and just learn from me, improve yourself and become a better person from the experience of knowing me.

 

This kind of pettiness only enhances the aura which surrounds me, the mercurial brilliance that you have all had the privelege of being bestowed upon you.

 

Don't hate me, love me.

 

I am like a forum Jesus Christ. I love you all equally.

Your "aura" is about to change to yellow.

Your "aura" is about to change to yellow.

 

Yawns

 

Panel threats.

 

Go for it. My announcement will not change and will occur as scheduled.

Well, I'm off to play some poker on Bodog while your changing the whole internet as we know it, page me when you finally get to it, I have other forums on the internet to manage this evening.

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Fuck it, I'm gonna go pay the suckage a visit for a bit.

 

The unholy army needs me.

 

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Ladies & gentlemen, I know how important and exciting this has become to you and if you had even an inkling on how I am practically exploding in anticipation to share this mind blowing announcement!

 

Phreakwars, I accept your offer of a mod position. I shall endeavour to populate the site with urbane and superior content at all times and torture those mercilessly that dont cut the muster. Please keep me in stealth mode for now, my inbox is busy enough as it is without me being labelled official moderator and it is best you keep my current status as unpaid so I am not detracted from my mandate.

 

LF, of course you want me to move in next door to you, with the revelations of my disclosure on mt thread about my best friend's wife, you are intrigued and want in the action. Of course. Shall I quote Noam Chomsky as my massive shaft brings you to realms of pleasure you have never known in your existence?

 

After our political epiphany in the shoutbox, I don't blame you for falling in love wiht me. I am completely irresistable, I know. It is a curse, if you only had an idea of how I suffer due to my ultra handsome looks.

 

Hamza, allah-u-akhbar. The glorious prophet mohammed would give up his 99 virgins bestowed upon him by Allah just to get some minutae of this earth shattering announcement with potentially global ramifications. This is bigger than if Sheikh Yasin were to rise from the dead and smite the terrorist state Israel from the Earth is a deadly act of evisceration.

 

To my fellow members at GF, I assure you that we will all revel in delight in the near future when I drop my bomb. Stay tuned, may the road rise to meet you all.

You're an idiot.

Its an odd and frightening moment when you and I agree...

You're an idiot.

 

Builder, I understand you mate, I truly do, and jealousy is a difficult emotion for any man to deal with at the best of times.

 

It can't be pleasant for you to be witness to the arrival of such a magnificent and equisite forum celebrity such as myself on these fair shores, when you have been busy lifting your leg and marking your territory for so long.

 

But my scent is stronger and I am naturally better hung and it is inevitable that I take the place over.

 

I am not restrained by you messing with my user status and needing to panel flame me, someone of my esteemed calibre must live daily with the petty jealousies of those around me.

 

But like Jesus Christ himself, I forgive you, and I love you Builder. You can't make me hate you, I am about good.

Its an odd and frightening moment when you and I agree...

 

That was a randy PM you sent me LF, and no, I have no objections if you keep that gun under your pillow as we make love, it will add to the orgasmic excitement.

Builder, I understand you mate, I truly do, <snip retarded ecstasy ranting>

 

Rave elsewhere, fucktard.

So whats the "earth shattering" news DK?

Rave elsewhere, fucktard.

 

Builder, you petty, pitiful, penis evied little man. I thought you Aussies were made of sterner stuff.

 

Naturally your mod panel flaming only hurts the site, when my excellent contributions to the shoutbox are curtailed in acts of deep rooted jealousy stemming from the very bowels of your soul, it only harms the site and those that have come to enjoy my world class and iconic rhetoric.

 

Remember Builder, I am forgiving, I wont bear a grudge in the future, I am most empathetic to your plight my son.

 

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Are you a David Koresh wanna be? What is with all the JC talk?

 

Look buster, when is this big announcement going to happen? My popcorn is stale, my coke is flat, and my butt is numb. What is this big bomb shell?

 

Did you finally reach the end of your word-a-day book?

 

Perhaps you want to tell us you

Are you a David Koresh wanna be? What is with all the JC talk?

 

I am the Messiah. A more gifted scholar would have grasped this simple concept from my previous posts, but if the bluntness of my message escaped you, then perhaps if I lent you my crown of thorns the pain would make you more alert?

 

Look buster, when is this big announcement going to happen?

 

God made patience a virtue for a reason my lamb. Be virtuous and love others.

 

My popcorn is stale, my coke is numb, and my butt is flat. What is this big bomb shell?

 

Fixed that one for you. Patience. Virtue. Love.

 

Did you finally reach the end of your word-a-day book?

 

How could I possibly have time for reading when I have the grave obligation of spreading the gospel of this momentous occasion with all of you here? It is not easy being a prophet, trust me.

 

Perhaps you want to tell us you