EVOLUTIONISTS COMMITTING HARI-KARI -- DYING LIKE FLYS -- INTELLIGENT DESIGN CONFIRMED -- Darwin Boy

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Ed Conrad

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EVOLUTIONIST GETS NEWS, HIDES HEAD IN SHAME
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On July 29, 1996, demon@hell.com (Darwin Boy) wrote:
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> Scrapings from Ed Conrad's frontal lobes reveal clear
> evidence of Carboniferous Haversian canals when viewed
> under my Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope.
>

Congratulations! You've got a mighty fine microscope there. I've just
used my Tinkertoy microscope to check out your findings and I'm
pretty sure I'm seeing what you're seeing, except I think I'm also
seeing some bark of the Lepidodendron and some droppings
from a giant prehistoric scorpion.
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I'm wondering if your Woolworth's Junior Scientist Kit microscope
also cost $32.50 and was imported from Taiwan?
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Incidentally, soon as I get a few extra bucks, I'm going to order one
of those Tinkertoy telescopes. I sort of question those photos being
beamed back from the Hubble and I'd sure like to check them out
for myself.
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Mark Steese (SteeseMM@jacksoncounty.org) responded:

< All right, who's responsible for this? Someone's actually
< managed to write an 'Ed Conrad' spoof that's funny enough
< to almost be believable as a real post from lovable, furry old Ed.
< It's a little too obvious, but it's still great, especially the
< total non-sequitur shift to the Hubble in the last paragraph.
< Keep up the good work!
< -- Mark Steese
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< HOLY ****!
http://www.spacedaily.com/images/hubble-ultradeep-desk-1024.jpg
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This is the Hubble's greatest photo that was taken of a black
speck of sky shown in a previous astounding photo of space that
it had taken some years ago.
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This view captures the mind-boggling outreaches of the universe
as if taken through an eight-inch straw.
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No question, almost the same mind-boggling scene would be
evident no matter where the Hubble is pointed. The size of the
universe is THAT incredible.,
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All astrophysicists -- and even Stephen Hawking -- agree with Ed
Conrad that, IF there's ANY intelligent life in the universe, it
probably exists on a planet in some far-distant galaxy trillions,
maybe zillions, of light years from earth. But they strongly doubt it.
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TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION
(Fossils -- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins)
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To prove they're the real McCoy:
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PETRIFIED FOSSILS STILL EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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LAST EVOLUTIONIST STILL BLOWING HOT AIR
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The anthros, their interests SO vested
And Poor Truth, for too long molested
Their deceit and deception
Near the point of perfection
If it were MY call, they'd ALL be arrested
< -- Ed Conrad
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Ed Conrad
http://www.edconrad,com
Man as Old as Coal and Proof of Life After Death
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Just for yuks, I will treat you seriously.

You say a famous anthropologist identified a skull you found as human. Can you prove this? Just from an amateur's perspective, it looks an awful lot like a rock because it seems much too thick to be a skull and all the identifying things like eye sockets or bone plates are gone...

Also, what is the most complete skeleton you have ever found? It is easy to draw a reconstruction off fragments. It is difficult to draw one you know is accurate...
 
On Sun, 10 Jun 2007 12:25:26 -0500, Deathbringer wrote:

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> Just for yuks, I will treat you seriously.
>
> You say a famous anthropologist identified a skull you found as human. Can
> you prove this? Just from an amateur's perspective, it looks an awful lot
> like a rock because it seems much too thick to be a skull and all the
> identifying things like eye sockets or bone plates are gone...
>
> Also, what is the most complete skeleton you have ever found? It is easy
> to draw a reconstruction off fragments. It is difficult to draw one you
> know is accurate...


Ed's just a standard run-of-the-mill kook and troll, much like George
Hammond (Scientific Proof of God) with off the wall theories, and like
George, when the scientific community smacks him down he screams about
conspiracies.

http://pharyngula.org/index/weblog/comments/blast_from_the_past_a_visit_from_ed_conrad_circa_1996/


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